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Drunken Monk
05-16-2012, 06:01 PM
ur decision and why
discuss

Drunken Monk
05-16-2012, 06:06 PM
I choose the cat for me the most perfect of all.
the reasons, agility, smell, hearing and adaptation to the environment, intelligence, orientation, not to be domesticated by humans ... and a long list

EAGLE EYE
05-16-2012, 06:11 PM
Goat

Because they are tighter than tectrus, and you can sacrifice it after a gang rape

Doomsday/2078
05-16-2012, 06:11 PM
Cat because it is independant , i dont like dog owners who are irresponsible assholes

Doomsday/2078
05-16-2012, 06:12 PM
Goat

Because they are tighter than tectrus, and you can sacrifice it after a gang rape

HAHA told you Monk.

Doomsday/2078
05-16-2012, 06:13 PM
es que el titulo es" perfect for you "y suena sexual lol
mejor dicho your favourite pet.

EAGLE EYE
05-16-2012, 06:14 PM
Ahaha

I knew some spanish would follow my comment.

Doomsday/2078
05-16-2012, 06:17 PM
Robbie have you got Max Payne yet ?

EAGLE EYE
05-16-2012, 06:21 PM
The guy at gamestop did his best to get me to pre-order it when buying something else

But something clicked in my tiny american corn-syrup drenched brain

Like "hey this guy is trying to up-sell me other shit"

So thats a no.

Mr. R&B
05-16-2012, 06:22 PM
My Little Pony.

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsf0ab94d91qbyea4.png

Drunken Monk
05-16-2012, 06:22 PM
claro q lo sabia en este foro no respetan nada, asi que eso muestra q no respetan ni a su puta madre
con la cara homo sapiens que tiene es normal q conteste eso

Doomsday/2078
05-16-2012, 06:24 PM
I thought a lot of americans had exotic pets ?

Drunken Monk
05-16-2012, 06:25 PM
robbie got max payne bonus yet....


http://i49.tinypic.com/qpoz14.jpg

Drunken Monk
05-16-2012, 06:27 PM
I thought a lot of americans had exotic pets ?

they havent got any idea
only about shemale bears

diggy
05-16-2012, 06:28 PM
I'd have to be a bird of some kind.

Drunken Monk
05-16-2012, 06:31 PM
yes me too
this one is awe

redbreast
http://i48.tinypic.com/2hwt4g.jpg

but is the most perfect for u? thats the question

diggy
05-16-2012, 06:44 PM
I'm thinking a hawk or owl or eagle or something.

Drunken Monk
05-16-2012, 06:45 PM
http://i45.tinypic.com/2eveuc5.jpg

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-16-2012, 07:09 PM
Goat

Because they are tighter than tectrus, and you can sacrifice it after a gang rape






























http://i793.photobucket.com/albums/yy213/irondan1/moagoat-1.jpg

SKAMPOE
05-16-2012, 07:15 PM
The guy at gamestop did his best to get me to pre-order it when buying something else

But something clicked in my tiny american corn-syrup drenched brain

Like "hey this guy is trying to up-sell me other shit"

So thats a no.

Lollollollol werd up

SKAMPOE
05-16-2012, 07:17 PM
I'm thinking a hawk or owl or eagle or something.

U know u love the trouser snakes

Drunken Monk
05-16-2012, 07:25 PM
^ did u pick tha dog right?

netscape check two
05-16-2012, 08:00 PM
6vqCCI1ZF7o

Drunken Monk
05-16-2012, 08:02 PM
^ yes sir
dope aport
so fuking sad

Drunken Monk
05-16-2012, 08:04 PM
forget to add this....


GwMDmtIlxgk

diggy
05-16-2012, 08:33 PM
U know u love the trouser snakes


This thread has you thinkin bout dicks. Funny that you probably can't see yours under that abdomen blubber.

Uncle Steezo
05-16-2012, 08:44 PM
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/006/cache/red-fox_679_600x450.jpg

Red foxes live around the world in many diverse habitats including forests, grasslands, mountains, and deserts.
They also adapt well to human environments such as farms, suburban areas, and even large communities.
The red fox's resourcefulness has earned it a legendary reputation for intelligence and cunning.

Robert
05-16-2012, 11:08 PM
http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/UmpireRandall/tumblr_lv107mDHIT1qahgza.jpg

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m29/UmpireRandall/956525013_WillWinram_GWS_by20Fred20Buyle_1.jpg

KERZO
05-17-2012, 03:43 AM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__vD7NAiY5aM/TGgKOLodUiI/AAAAAAAAAI8/pxPWUu4U94Y/s1600/budgie.jpg

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 01:16 PM
must take care of em
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netscape check two
05-17-2012, 01:18 PM
brock is pregnant walrus


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Doomsday/2078
05-17-2012, 01:42 PM
http://images03.olx.com/ui/4/85/81/63028481_1-Pictures-of-Chihuahua-Puppies.jpg

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 01:45 PM
cute

Doomsday/2078
05-17-2012, 01:46 PM
demasiado lol , quiero uno

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 01:49 PM
u got a cat! q mas bro!! the perfecttt animal!

Durag
05-17-2012, 02:20 PM
What da fuck is a komodo dragon?

A FUCKIN DRAGON NIGGA

KERZO
05-17-2012, 03:06 PM
http://www.mylifeisbrilliant.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/animal-pictures-funny-animal-pictures-hilarious-animals-4.jpg

"WHYDAFUKAMINOTONDALIST?!?!?!?!?!?"

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-17-2012, 03:32 PM
I know a lot of people don't get my posts because I'm on such an elevated plane bros, but I hope that even those who don't see eye-to-eye with your boy can agree that the homoerotic Spanglish bantering between Doomsday and Monk has reached unprecedented levels.

They are partaking in verbal heavy petting via the interwebs. And we are all but unwitting passersby as they inch closer and closer to climaxing their relationship in some form of verbal intercourse.

I smiled when they first met, as they bonded instantly over their similar views on illuminatis.

I gasped as I watched their kinky wu-roleplay, complete with mutual textual affirmations.

And here we are now, as they discuss how nice it would be to settle down in Spain on a little vinyard and but a little chihuahua puppy and adopt and raise 2 little wu-tang babies in their non-traditional household

I am sure that all of this foreplay will make the eventual consummation that much more.










Or as we say in Connecticut:

Them niggas is gay

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 03:35 PM
buahahahha ur fuken disgrace homo
u took it so serious maricon hahahahahahahahhahahha

Doomsday/2078
05-17-2012, 03:35 PM
Europa europe europa europe !

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 03:36 PM
What da fuck is a komodo dragon?

A FUCKIN DRAGON NIGGA

^^

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komodo_dragon

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-17-2012, 03:37 PM
you two boys are just priceless

Doomsday/2078
05-17-2012, 03:39 PM
I know a lot of people don't get my posts because I'm on such an elevated plane bros, but I hope that even those who don't see eye-to-eye with your boy can agree that the homoerotic Spanglish bantering between Doomsday and Monk has reached unprecedented levels.

They are partaking in verbal heavy petting via the interwebs. And we are all but unwitting passersby as they inch closer and closer to climaxing their relationship in some form of verbal intercourse.

I smiled when they first met, as they bonded instantly over their similar views on illuminatis.

I gasped as I watched their kinky wu-roleplay, complete with mutual textual affirmations.

And here we are now, as they discuss how nice it would be to settle down in Spain on a little vinyard and but a little chihuahua puppy and adopt and raise 2 little wu-tang babies in their non-traditional household

I am sure that all of this foreplay will make the eventual consummation that much more.










Or as we say in Connecticut:

Them niggas is gay



Your opinions are shit your taste in music is shit, your posts here are shit .
cyber thug.

You really are a waste of space arent you.

Its not my fault you cant even master english let alone another language you fucking simpleton.

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 03:39 PM
hahahahahahahahhah puto memo ahhahahaa

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-17-2012, 03:42 PM
i don't care if the odds are against young, Intra-European internet wutang love working out, I'm rooting for you crazy kids to make it!

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-17-2012, 03:44 PM
I read in Modern Bride that same-sex Eurocracker wu-tang themed weddings are going to be all the rage this fall.

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 03:47 PM
Hp4iI59BfpQ

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-17-2012, 03:52 PM
did you and doomsday exchange pm's to determine what the perfect youtube video response would be?

Precious.

KERZO
05-17-2012, 03:55 PM
I know a lot of people don't get my posts because I'm on such an elevated plane bros, but I hope that even those who don't see eye-to-eye with your boy can agree that the homoerotic Spanglish bantering between Doomsday and Monk has reached unprecedented levels.

They are partaking in verbal heavy petting via the interwebs. And we are all but unwitting passersby as they inch closer and closer to climaxing their relationship in some form of verbal intercourse.

I smiled when they first met, as they bonded instantly over their similar views on illuminatis.

I gasped as I watched their kinky wu-roleplay, complete with mutual textual affirmations.

And here we are now, as they discuss how nice it would be to settle down in Spain on a little vinyard and but a little chihuahua puppy and adopt and raise 2 little wu-tang babies in their non-traditional household

I am sure that all of this foreplay will make the eventual consummation that much more.










Or as we say in Connecticut:

Them niggas is gay

At first I thought soul and doomsgay were gonna tie the web-knot but doomsgay has changed his mind and has firmly planted his lips right around drunkens cock where it shall remain until either one actually gets a girlfriend, a job or any sort of real life event to help relieve their insatiable focus on each others shlong.

Doomsday/2078
05-17-2012, 04:00 PM
waste your life posting shit you dont know about harry potter , i been with my girl for 12 years you stupid fuck .
dont get angry with me cos you make gay eurovison song contest beats !

Doomsday/2078
05-17-2012, 04:01 PM
did you and doomsday exchange pm's to determine what the perfect youtube video response would be?

Precious.

Do you and alphatek exchange bodily fluids?
You are the biggest homosexuals here , everyone knows it .

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 04:03 PM
Eurocracker wu-tang

for your information fuken ignorant this place is in hands of european people, if not check where cilva, jordi are from..
you suckin us our balls all the time fuken slaves
ignoring the ignorants from now...

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-17-2012, 04:07 PM
Do you and alphatek exchange bodily fluids?
You are the biggest homosexuals here , everyone knows it .

That is a poor comparison. You have attempted to link 2 people who hurt your feelings without any actual connection.

Whereas you and monk constantly give eachother the equivalent of verbal ass-pats, my only correspondence with fermi is telling him how corny he is.

but i know that you are upset right now, and it is difficult for you to control the devil rage burning inside your pale, soulless body.

You should just whip up one of your famous appletinis and have monky-poo give you a textual back-rub.

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 04:08 PM
keep contributtin on european places CUNT

Doomsday/2078
05-17-2012, 04:09 PM
Dan you make me laugh , i dont take anything you say seriously , you know that?

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-17-2012, 04:10 PM
i don't know what to believe anymore

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 04:11 PM
first of all u must learn to believe .. keep contributtin on european places CUNT

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-17-2012, 04:15 PM
first of all u must learn to believe .. keep contributtin on european places CUNT

but it is a european website dedicated to an american rap group...

why are you so gay for america, faggot?

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 04:17 PM
CUZ U GAY
THIS WHAT THIS FORUM WANT FOR U

UQmTDdTt0ag

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-17-2012, 04:19 PM
lol, cilvaringz is like euro-nerd jesus.

Doomsday/2078
05-17-2012, 04:35 PM
Is there anyone in the world you actually like you fussy fuck ?

KERZO
05-17-2012, 04:44 PM
i been with my girl for 12 years you stupid fuck!

I know, I've saw the wedding photo. Congratulations!

http://upload.offensivex.com/images/doomsgaywe.jpg

Doomsday/2078
05-17-2012, 04:46 PM
Dope im glad you took the time to post photoshop shit out of your busy wanking schedule.

By the way dont try and lie about having ginger hair , you have a ginger beard you stupid kilt wearing dunce.

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 04:54 PM
fagfatek has nuttin to do yet
fuken looser

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 05:04 PM
back to the theme


http://i45.tinypic.com/awasnn.jpg

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 05:07 PM
http://i45.tinypic.com/24mfj2r.jpg


The Iberian lynx, Lynx pardinus, is a critically endangered species of felid native to the Iberian Peninsula in Southern Europe. It is one of the most endangered cat species in the world. According to the conservation group SOS Lynx, if this species died out, it would be one of the few feline extinctions since the Smilodon 10,000 years ago. The species used to be classified as a subspecies of the Eurasian lynx (Lynx lynx), but is now considered a separate species. Both species occurred together in central Europe in the Pleistocene epoch, being separated by habitat choice.The Iberian lynx is believed to have evolved from Lynx issiodorensis.

KERZO
05-17-2012, 05:33 PM
fagfatek has nuttin to do yet
fuken looser


That's funny coming form a dude who's too scared to even show his face on a forum and has the chesthair of a 14 year old boy.

http://upload.offensivex.com/images/drunkenmon.jpg

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 05:35 PM
Buahahaha thxxxx i wanted to post this picture but u did it hahaha what a fuken looser ahahahahahhahahahaha

Mr. R&B
05-17-2012, 05:38 PM
I Liek Turtles.....

http://files.sharenator.com/demotivational_posters_teenage_mutant_ninja_turtle s_VERY_Demotivational_Pics_2-s500x400-80169-580.jpg


http://cosplay.paheal.net/_images/e422aa5cefa2a6c56ead028574246967/22046%20-%20Donatello%20Leonardo%20Michelangelo%20Raphael%2 0Rule_63%20Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles.jpg






























































































































































































































































































































































http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_thumbs/a7d69bbb0deac57dd1774bd4f61bdb3f/thumb.jpg (http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/832184#search=TMNT)http://rule34-data-000.paheal.net/_thumbs/aa28820ebe98867f5b84d23cc5f16ba0/thumb.jpg (http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/831459#search=TMNT)

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 05:39 PM
^^ hahaha

KERZO
05-17-2012, 05:39 PM
^ Hahahaha Is the little slither of chest fluff useful in catching the semen as it runs down from sucking doomsgay off?

Doomsday/2078
05-17-2012, 05:45 PM
Scottish people shouldnt be allowed to talk about hip hop
only haggis kilts and loch ness

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 05:47 PM
buahahahahah potter queen ur a fuken disgrace.. u saw how ugly u r and decided to attack me postin ma tattos... normally coming from a Scottish potter faggit

KERZO
05-17-2012, 05:52 PM
buahahahahah potter queen ur a fuken disgrace.. u saw how ugly u r and decided to attack me postin ma tattos... normally coming from a Scottish potter faggit

^ is too bitchmade to even allow his grotesque face to appear on the internet because it's too deformed and would make skampoe look like a calvin Klein model!

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 05:54 PM
http://i45.tinypic.com/2i0wu8o.jpg




The Bengal tiger (Panthera tigris tigris) is a tiger subspecies native to the Indian subcontinent that in 2010 has been classified as endangered by IUCN. The total population is estimated at fewer than 2,500 individuals with a decreasing trend, and none of the Tiger Conservation Landscapes within the Bengal tiger's range is large enough to support an effective population size of 250 adult individuals.
The Bengal tiger is the most numerous tiger subspecies with populations estimated at 1,5201,909 in India, 440 in Bangladesh, 124229 in Nepal and 6781 in Bhutan.
Bengal is traditionally fixed as the typical locality for the binomial Panthera tigris, to which the British taxonomist Reginald Innes Pocock subordinated the Bengal tiger in 1929 under the trinomial Panthera tigris tigris.

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 05:59 PM
^ is too bitchmade to even allow his grotesque face to appear on the internet because it's too deformed and would make skampoe look like a calvin Klein model!

look at ur face http://i49.tinypic.com/3trwk.jpg


be more ugly is impossible, be more gay is impossible , be more virgin is impossible, be more jerk impossible too
ur face says all

what a lentil face

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-17-2012, 06:23 PM
http://upload.offensivex.com/images/drunkenmon.jpg


Lol @ your mom having to take a picture of your naked torso to post online to your wu-tang buddies, while you yelled at her to make sure to keep your face out of the picture so we wouldn't make fun of your acne.

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-17-2012, 06:25 PM
you can see the shame in Mrs. Monk's eyes.

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 06:26 PM
buahahhahahahahahahahha promote promote faggots

Wu-Tang Forum Internet Poster
05-17-2012, 06:27 PM
you should have your mom take a picture of you giving me the finger

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 06:31 PM
LOL hahahahahhahahaha

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 06:34 PM
when you ve made music let me know , till then carry on hating bitch

JA7vxaDQ-2I

EAGLE EYE
05-17-2012, 07:09 PM
Monk when you move out of mami's basement lemme know, cuz i plan on moving in and getting some of her home cooked enchiladas + ol lady sex

Doomsday/2078
05-17-2012, 07:15 PM
Enchiladas is not spanish food bro , its mexican . i think i prefer tacos though .

EAGLE EYE
05-17-2012, 07:21 PM
Like i give a fuck. That pawg will cook whatever i order.

Doomsday/2078
05-17-2012, 07:23 PM
Did Alphatek tell you to say that

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 07:25 PM
like i give a fuck. That pawg will cook whatever i order.

i will destroy ur ape face

ShaDynasty
05-17-2012, 07:26 PM
the most perfect animal are sharks they have lived for millions and millions of years without needing to evolve.

any more pics of drunks ma?

EAGLE EYE
05-17-2012, 07:30 PM
i will destroy ur ape face

I will destroy your pawg mother's lawn gnomes and wind chimes

After i pillage her honeypot

Drunken Monk
05-17-2012, 07:31 PM
JA7vxaDQ-2I

Doomsday/2078
05-17-2012, 07:32 PM
I will destroy your pawg mother's lawn gnomes and wind chimes

After i pillage her honeypot

Have you been sniffing glue again?

ShaDynasty
05-17-2012, 09:38 PM
Sk6u8DsENj4

KERZO
05-18-2012, 04:42 AM
look at ur face http://i49.tinypic.com/3trwk.jpg


be more ugly is impossible, be more gay is impossible , be more virgin is impossible, be more jerk impossible too
ur face says all

what a lentil face

Actually it is, I think you may recognize this ugly fuckface....

http://upload.offensivex.com/images/monk.jpg

Oh that's right, It's you spunken funk!!! you fricking pogues fairytale in new york wu stan balljaws looking motherfucker!!!

http://upload.offensivex.com/images/drunkenmon.jpg


Lol @ your mom having to take a picture of your naked torso to post online to your wu-tang buddies, while you yelled at her to make sure to keep your face out of the picture so we wouldn't make fun of your acne.

His bobble-headed mother is quite talented, she's the one who drew his tattoo with a pen. Although it did wash off when they got in the shower together and he delved into her dusty dungeon basement.

Drunken Monk
05-18-2012, 05:54 AM
hahah how fucking sad indiviudal are u mothafaka hahaha
from week people is to attack mothers..... it says all of u piece of shit poor sad individual.... i bet in ma face u wouldnt have balls to say waht u saying here fuken potter queen
get a life get pheromones cunt

KERZO
05-18-2012, 06:45 PM
http://upload.offensivex.com/images/drunkenmon.jpg

Seriously though, has ANYONE else on here ever got their moms to take a pic of them barechested flexin their bare nipples while trying desperately to hold in their pot-belly?

And Drunkon Spunk, Do you get your moms to take pictures of your junk as well? What does she make of your wirebrush pubes? has she ever asked to trim them? Have you ever took pictures of HER hairy puppy-eared boobambahs?

These are proper serious follow up questions that need to be asked in response to the incestuous nature of this pic.

Drunken Monk
05-18-2012, 06:47 PM
fuken looser haha

KERZO
05-18-2012, 06:49 PM
Am I as much of a looser as a guy who has his mom take pics of his naked chest when he's over 20 or less of a looser? Are you able to work this one out?

Doomsday/2078
05-18-2012, 06:51 PM
Stop saying Mom Your fucking scottish not an american FFS

Drunken Monk
05-18-2012, 06:52 PM
LOLOLOL u havent got any idea bout me but keep talkin ignorant hahhaha its so so easy behind a conmputer....
you focus your attention on me too much , you're making a ladybug

Drunken Monk
05-18-2012, 06:54 PM
his mother was a prostitute, thats why he talks about ma queen









:)9:(:)9:(:)9:(:)9:(:)9:(:)9:(:)9:(


i see the lack of love in his eyes

Drunken Monk
05-18-2012, 07:15 PM
http://i49.tinypic.com/3trwk.jpg












http://i45.tinypic.com/xgmtrc.jpg



tell your prostitue mother to make you a skirt, and you will be able to be part of the release of the most scottish potters whithout pheromones of the history


http://i48.tinypic.com/2gtazo2.jpg

Drunken Monk
05-18-2012, 07:19 PM
Your mother was a prostitute and never wanted you, take a little love potter queen



ho4ltjuvlD0

Drunken Monk
05-18-2012, 07:22 PM
why did u delete ur picture? so embarrassed right? u talkin about acne, did u see urs?? rofl

it will help u potter queen http://www.scottishlaser.co.uk/#/acne-ayrshire-ayr-troon/4553722657

Drunken Monk
05-18-2012, 07:36 PM
back to the theme


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