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KERZO
05-18-2012, 03:50 AM
I can't believe this chump was tryna shit on people when he looks like a skinny white childlike-chest gay version of the godfather..HAHAHAHAHAHA

http://upload.offensivex.com/images/monk.jpg

The bitch has a nose like an alcoholic eminem! With his gay right ear fake diamond shtizz!

Damn you're seriously bitchmade chumpen punk! I'd slap that earring right off ya head son!

Drunken Monk
05-18-2012, 04:58 AM
what cha gonna do??? buahahahhahahahahahah fuken virgin

http://i49.tinypic.com/3trwk.jpg

Drunken Monk
05-18-2012, 05:00 AM
at least i dont delete ma own pictures as u do lentil face

Soul Controller
05-18-2012, 05:28 AM
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Soul Controller
05-18-2012, 05:32 AM
btw LOL at your attempted dnb/dubstep..

check out my brothers work. he totally owns you

http://soundcloud.com/dafreyzaz

Robert
05-18-2012, 05:57 AM
at least i dont delete ma own pictures as u do lentil face

Hahahaha! Lmao @ Lentil face.

Drunken Monk
05-18-2012, 06:14 AM
potter queen aka lentil face without pheromones

http://i47.tinypic.com/j6sqjm.jpg

KERZO
05-18-2012, 04:42 PM
what cha gonna do??? buahahahhahahahahahah fuken virgin

http://i49.tinypic.com/3trwk.jpg

Yes I am a virgin and my daughter was created by alien IVF treatment. You've busted my whole life open. wow you are good, reeeeealllllyyy good!


Hahahaha! Lmao @ Lentil face.


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potter queen aka lentil face without pheromones

http://i47.tinypic.com/j6sqjm.jpg

I gotta love your childlike attempt to diss someone online. It's just a pity it's all for show, you act all brolic in genchat then pm me totally feminine ghey shit like this -


u cant talk shit about me but let ma mother aside
for my part i wont get at u again talkin shti but u shall do the same i think . this game is phatetic , fo me and fo u so u choose
dont take things so seriously over here its just a forum not real life
peace


When your mother gave birth to you she thought she had passed a sack of potatoes and a tub of cream cheese!

Sheep Shifter
05-18-2012, 04:47 PM
Alphatek, you made a thread just to diss another man's physical features?

You really are a faggot.

Drunken Monk
05-18-2012, 04:51 PM
look bro , i typed that to you cos im real
your face is funny thats why i laugh at you potter Scot , when you mention my mother that shows what kind of person you are , you aint worth shit , speak about what ever you want it dont matter to me
you are a fuckin joke to me
think what you like but im making music , and your doing nothing your beats are wack and your posts make you look like a prick, lentilface, you have shown me your a coward and a bitch , keep talking shit , your words aint nothing to me like a harry potter book , pay for sex and get pheromones and maybe you can change your shit life

period

KERZO
05-18-2012, 05:07 PM
Alphatek, you made a thread just to diss another man's physical features?

You really are a faggot.

Here, open up wide so I can stick my big ol gonads in there..

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look bro , i typed that to you cos im real
your face is funny thats why i laugh at you potter Scot , when you mention my mother that shows what kind of person you are , you aint worth shit , speak about what ever you want it dont matter to me
you are a fuckin joke to me
think what you like but im making music , and your doing nothing your beats are wack and your posts make you look like a prick, lentilface, you have shown me your a coward and a bitch , keep talking shit , your words aint nothing to me like a harry potter book , pay for sex and get pheromones and maybe you can change your shit life

period

I'd cave your chest in with a paper plate you chump!

Drunken Monk
05-18-2012, 05:14 PM
rofl

SKAMPOE
05-18-2012, 09:53 PM
what cha gonna do??? buahahahhahahahahahah fuken virgin

http://i49.tinypic.com/3trwk.jpg

at least i dont delete ma own pictures as u do lentil face

potter queen aka lentil face without pheromones

http://i47.tinypic.com/j6sqjm.jpg

Alphatek, you made a thread just to diss another man's physical features?

You really are a faggot.
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I'd cave your chest in with a paper plate you chump!
u aint doin shit u frail faggit mother fucker
my mother fucking wind'll crack ur jaw, faggit...pull yo skirt up faggit

RUSHING PLATYPUS
05-18-2012, 09:58 PM
lmao

EAGLE EYE
05-19-2012, 01:58 AM
Alphatek, you made a thread just to diss another man's physical features?

You really are a faggot.

From my observations, Monk made the original and this is some sort of rebuttal.

The rabbit hole gets mega deep.

Caper
05-19-2012, 02:33 AM
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Soul Controller
05-19-2012, 05:25 AM
Alphatek, you made a thread just to diss another man's physical features?

You really are a faggot.


^^^ THIS IS TRUTH ^^^

MOAR TRUTH

look bro , i typed that to you cos im real
your face is funny thats why i laugh at you potter Scot , when you mention my mother that shows what kind of person you are , you aint worth shit , speak about what ever you want it dont matter to me
you are a fuckin joke to me
think what you like but im making music , and your doing nothing your beats are wack and your posts make you look like a prick, lentilface, you have shown me your a coward and a bitch , keep talking shit , your words aint nothing to me like a harry potter book , pay for sex and get pheromones and maybe you can change your shit life

period


even more truth

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u aint doin shit u frail faggit mother fucker
my mother fucking wind'll crack ur jaw, faggit...pull yo skirt up faggit


LOL this thread is going classic, almost as good as heats self ethering threads..

calling out others to get yourself owned..

well played jizmtek well played.

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Drunken Monk
05-19-2012, 05:38 AM
btw LOL at your attempted dnb/dubstep..

check out my brothers work. he totally owns you

http://soundcloud.com/dafreyzaz

alphatek has 1 subscription on his potter queen channel. it says all. i think a baby crying or a lentil cooking sounds better than that.....

Drunken Monk
05-19-2012, 05:41 AM
u are just a fuken sad individual .. and u knw how it is.. i feel sorry fo u lentil face

Soul Controller
05-19-2012, 05:57 AM
alphatek has 1 subscription on his potter queen channel. it says all. i think a baby crying or a lentil cooking sounds better than that.....


a photo from alphas childhood days

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2ebxtiCPc1qfxoy5o1_1280.jpg

Soul Controller
05-19-2012, 07:00 AM
alphatek has 1 subscription on his potter queen channel. it says all. i think a baby crying or a lentil cooking sounds better than that.....


thanks for the idea bro..

i just made DAAL (punjabi word for lentils) 3 types of lentils with rice.


rather nice and spicey..

if you come touring to the uk DM, your more than welcome to crash at my place :)

Doomsday/2078
05-19-2012, 07:10 AM
Soul , my dad was born in dehli and makes a sick curry with dahl , Yh Monk is thinking of coming to England at some point , we will all go and eat haggis with aplhatek?

Durag
05-19-2012, 07:21 AM
Keep them coming, more pics and disses plz.

Soul Controller
05-19-2012, 07:32 AM
lol fuck haggis. its like wrapped in a pigs belly?? EWWW
fuck swine.

nice Doomsday. my dad was born in kenya.. lol

he split up with me mom when i was 8-10.. live in loughborough., i have 2 half siblings.. lol

we all get on very well :D


leave going to see teh scottish faggot (faggot is scotlands most renowned dish)

Doomsday/2078
05-19-2012, 07:36 AM
scotland is good man , freshest air youll breath , i been to loch ness and edinburgh , worth a visit bro , haggis is horrible though lol

Drunken Monk
05-19-2012, 07:50 AM
thanks for the idea bro..

i just made DAAL (punjabi word for lentils) 3 types of lentils with rice.


rather nice and spicey..

if you come touring to the uk DM, your more than welcome to crash at my place :)

no doubt g!!

Soul Controller
05-19-2012, 07:51 AM
yeah scotland is might nice. but i thought you wanted to visit the dude who claims he has a car, then gets caught out and changed to its his mrs car,

then retorts with buying an insignia.. lol

some pathetic ass individuals on this site,.

i dont mind lame ducks. but do not take yourselves seriously. as you only make yourself look like bigger douches

Drunken Monk
05-19-2012, 07:56 AM
hahahah u are right 100% soul!!! sup doom!!!!!

KERZO
05-19-2012, 05:23 PM
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u aint doin shit u frail faggit mother fucker
my mother fucking wind'll crack ur jaw, faggit...pull yo skirt up faggit

Hahahaha I wondered where you'd been, hows the ski machine exercising coming along, can you see your knees yet?


LOL this thread is going classic, almost as good as heats self ethering threads..


...and this is coming from the ratface killah, jeez this place has been going REALLY downhill as of late.


if you come touring to the uk DM, your more than welcome to crash at my place :)

I don't even need to crack a joke about this post, it does it all by itself.

we will all go and eat haggis with aplhatek?

Sure, then I'll double fist both yours and monks anus at the same time, PARTY ON DUDES!!!!

...but i thought you wanted to visit the dude who claims he has a car, then gets caught out and changed to its his mrs car,

I kept re-reading this and everytime I did, I think a few braincells died each and every time.


Ok lets put it this way, I've been verbally sparring with the motherfucking bowzer of the corp for about 5 years (skampoe) and he has done better and funnier disses in one single thread than the whole monk/soul/doomsgay circle jerk gang has managed all together so far.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, try as you may, but the last thing you'll ever do is even bother me in the slightest. I'm too nuts for that type of shit to phase me but carry on if you must.

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FatherSl!me
05-19-2012, 09:20 PM
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Soul Controller
04-02-2014, 01:25 PM
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