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REANIMATED
08-23-2012, 08:27 AM
the album is even worse than i could imagine...

this isnt hyperbole...

ONE OF THE WORST RAP ALBUMS OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this shit makes NASTRADAMUS sound like ILLMATIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERY BEAT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

the beats sound like eminem feels...

SOULESS, PLASTIC, WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

every track is filled with spaz raps about NOTHING...

ZERO QUOTABLES!!!!!!!!

unless youre into super corny punchlines with unlikable guys tryin to be funny and rhymes about... twitter!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

WHAT!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?

i listened to 20 tracks of slaugter and i feel like i was water boarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ these hooks

david gueta thinks these beats are pussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

homo erotic carnival shit... clown face with nipple rings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ every joe buddens verse

hes not witty, technical, or dope...

hes a ZERO... dead weight...

this LP reaffirms all 4 emcees loser status!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE NAIL IN THE COFFIN!!!!!!!!!! no coming back from this...

drop... flop.... and PLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

qSWpiIOz3pk

NO EXAGGERATION ONE OF THE WORST RAP SONGS EVER RECORDED and these guys probably caught CHILLS in the studio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

album shoulda been titled walk of shame....

crooked i been rapping for 30 years and the first album he has in stores is one of the WORST group albums of all time...

LOL @ all these beats again though

sounds like shit the label would play rihanna when theyre building her album!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

20 tracks and you dont know shit about these niggas other than they like to rhyme a lot of words using wack spaz flows on wack beats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

someone stop eminem...

hes shelled up in the studio trying not to OD endlessly mixing wack slaugterhouse records...

this rap shit will snatch your soul and fry you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ d12s MY BAND destroying any record on this wack ass album

at least you can laugh at that piece of shit...

"life is grand... like a thousand" - whole LP of weak shit like this over wack beats

royce sounds like sober faggot eminem now... hes finished.... he will become 45 year old eminems hype man full time... bet on that...

joe buddens embarrasses himself on every track... niggas falling over himself the whole album tryin to kick spaz flows like hes sober em!!!!!!!!!!!

crooked i is hollow man!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how many times can a man rhyme constipation with occupation!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! thats his style... wack one dimensional raps where he stacks syllables... crooked i raps like a white nerd keystyler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! robotic nerd shit...

joell ortiz is TRASH.. cartoon voice bullshit rhymes no charisma... fat softie raps... hopefully he uses that SHADY money to big pun himself out the game... eat up you fucking BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pGnoQjr_at0

LOL @ hooks like this holding tracks together

slaugterhouse is a bunch of losers rapping about nothing the nerdiest way possible on some of the worst beats ive ever heard on a rap album start to finish!!!!!!!!!!!!!

both d12 albums DESTROY this album and this is supposed to be the group that brings real hip hop back to the forefront....

BWHWHWHWBAHAHWHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHA

more like the group that proves most "super lyricists" SUCK at making music and should never get a shot at the big time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

these niggas are lapping it up in 5 stars...

wait til jimmy pulls the plug... its back to motel 6 after rapping on furniture at basement parties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

M5PVsPDmdzA

BWHWHWHAHAHAHAHAH these guys have accumulated so many Ls and most have been documented with video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this album marks the end of the road for these losers...

eminem is gonna wanna give himself another drug induced stroke after jimmy gets the numbers back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

failed on their own

failed with elvis

http://media.treehugger.com/assets/images/2011/10/accident-toyota-yaris-safety-01.jpg
^^^ slaughters debut

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10b/FerrariREX_450x300.jpg
^^^ shady debut

8
08-23-2012, 08:52 AM
No doubt. Co-sign.

TheFunkyDrummer
08-23-2012, 09:07 AM
they always had weak punchlines and joe budden doesn't know what a metaphor is.

madchild
08-23-2012, 09:18 AM
fixed

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0714/4720925_400X300.jpg
^^^ slaughters debut

http://scm-l3.technorati.com/glosslip/2007/10/hogansupra.jpg
^^^ shady debut

deeznutz1981
08-23-2012, 09:22 AM
I cosign this powerful thread.

I don't think I've heard a more pop sounding rap album in my entire life. It's like every track is trying to be a single. The shit sounds over produced and the hooks are just unbearable. Wow is this what eminem thinks is "hot" ??? like angry says he's a shell of his former self. All that money has made him completely out of touch with hip hop and SH cosigning this shit is just as bad.

They took a chance to sellout and hopefully this flops hard. I'm not sure if there is any coming back from this either

LOL @ crooked I in an interview expecting people to like that My life track because he gives left eye a shout out on it and she's dead smh if a song's wack a song's wack period.

This feedback this album is getting is very entertaining. Crooked I used to be that dude now he's cornball status imo fuckin shame fuck this piece of shit album i like 2 of the tracks and that's being extremely generous

REANIMATED
08-23-2012, 09:52 AM
http://www.spin.com/sites/all/files/styles/style620_413/public/120820-slaughterhouse.jpg

http://allhiphop.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/1000-3159-22040297-slaughterhousenew_homepage.jpg?w=469

http://www.colourbox.com/preview/522908-526711-worker-cutting-meat-on-table-at-slaughterhouse.jpg

these guys are so CHILDISH

eminem is supposedly "maturing" and "thinking clearly"...

thats why hes rapping about throwing dicks on carnival beats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

crooked i been waiting 53 years to sell out!!!!!!!!!!!!

he just traded his soul for an album thats gonna tank and BURY him for good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

joe buddens is finished...

def jam is laughing at this boy... theyve seen this act before.. put him in the show and watch him CRUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

he got a better shot making waves on a reality show... throw him on rapper wives and call it a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

royce will be ok... hes eminems baby sitter now... diet cokes and scrabble on private planes... he might even get to see eminem be revived next time he OD's... he makes out the best out of anyone in slaughter but royce is a WASHED UP CLOWN!!!!!!! he stepped on a land mine... SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!

joell is DONE... this nigga will be a FREE AGENT the rest of his life...

ive never seen artists try so hard for hits and come up with nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!

i cant see anyone over 12 liking this piece of shit...

elvis riders are gonna ask for more elvis... they dont like these guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

somebody prop that corpse up...

jimmy got eminem records to sell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe em can come up with some overpriced product to whore... doubt it... dre is gonna keep moving 300$ headphones and eminem is gonna embarrass himself in the booth until hes 6 feet under!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im not joking when i say this is one of the WORST albums ive ever heard...

PATHETIC

close the book...

this is the cap on 4 miserable careers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://manwiththemuckrake.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/flaming-bag-of-shit.jpg

http://www.suffieldplayers.org/images/mhj205.JPG

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DchQ5mtkLWI/T7Vg4rHSreI/AAAAAAAAASk/O9w-iZAVRt8/s1600/jumpOutWindow.jpg

http://www.itsnotforgirls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Eminem_wearing_G-SHOCK_watch_Doctor_video_Dre.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/JimmyIovineMaryJBligeJan10_Cropped.jpg/431px-JimmyIovineMaryJBligeJan10_Cropped.jpg
JIMMY: time to get back to work marshall.. good luck... oh BTW... i dropped slaughterhouse

http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/6/g/6gueoktg105yeuky.jpg

http://cdn.tss.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/eminem-pills-540x415.jpg

rakimkoolgrapwutang
08-23-2012, 09:59 AM
holy fuck angry u crack me up. id love it if slaughterhouse visited this site.

laolu
08-23-2012, 10:04 AM
Classic.

deeznutz1981
08-23-2012, 10:42 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/JimmyIovineMaryJBligeJan10_Cropped.jpg/431px-JimmyIovineMaryJBligeJan10_Cropped.jpg
JIMMY: time to get back to work marshall.. good luck... oh BTW... i dropped slaughterhouse

http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/6/g/6gueoktg105yeuky.jpg

http://cdn.tss.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/eminem-pills-540x415.jpg
http://h6.abload.de/img/0382_s7tr.gif

main_man
08-23-2012, 01:16 PM
damn.

after the angry! review, i dont think im even gonna listen to this shit.



if every song is like that "my life" or that godawful swizz beatz shit, im good.

benzo
08-23-2012, 01:23 PM
fucking classic posting by Angry lol

8
08-23-2012, 01:29 PM
lol angry!, u writin' screenplays or some shit, my nigga? Cause ur pengame is immaculate lol pure comedy gold. Rare talent, G, rare talent. Propz.

THUGNIFICENT
08-23-2012, 01:46 PM
after reading this i have one question:

which is worse: this or hnic3?

claaa7
08-23-2012, 01:56 PM
http://allhiphop.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/1000-3159-22040297-slaughterhousenew_homepage.jpg?w=469



HAHAHAH the 2012 hip-hop version of THE VILLAGE PEOPLE...

http://media.musicfeeds.com.au/files/6408fb05102fa0af1e9824aa3c36cd42.jpg

i'm not even giving this a spin

JakobR
08-23-2012, 02:49 PM
Shady 2.0 has been a complete failure so far and I don't expect any sort of radical change in the future.

Zero soul and originality. Zero fucking respect for hip hop.

Call it a day, Shady records.

As good as he once was, you would expect someone like Eminem to actually know what's up when it comes to hip hop. I always thought he co-signed the likes of Wayne amnd Drake just to fit in and avoid any drama, but with this new project I starting to believe he has just lost his mind.

Worst group of all time.

THUGNIFICENT
08-23-2012, 03:22 PM
em has never been good at anything but his own music, and he even lost that skill

shady clothing brand (shady something... shady wear??) ... fail
8 mile ... fail
shady records 1 ... fail
shady records 2 ... fail

as far as this album goes, i've been listening to some of it, and this truly seems like horrendous music. like, so horrendous that it wont even sell! they made all commerciall bubblegum bullshit and even the kids today will reject it! can't sell out your soul/persona if you have none

INF
08-23-2012, 03:30 PM
icp wins

standout
08-23-2012, 04:38 PM
angry that means a lot coming from you being that you make the loser kid that constantly gets bullied and laughed at for being a clown and being socially awkward look straight and popular too...not that i support bullying by any means, i just mean that literary.

theheavens
08-23-2012, 05:25 PM
the sad thing is this might actually sell more copies than Wu-Block and Cilva's project combined

deeznutz1981
08-23-2012, 05:58 PM
after reading this i have one question:

which is worse: this or hnic3?
This


The ALC joints on HNIC 3 >>>>>>>>

Eat a dick 2x broheim

EAGLE EYE
08-24-2012, 12:19 AM
not that i support bullying by any means

Good 2 hear.

wshhe0w6NDdC787Cb9m4


Cuz this 9 yr old girl's anti-bully beat is harder than the entire SLAUGHteRHORSE LP

LOL

EAGLE EYE
08-24-2012, 12:22 AM
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/JimmyIovineMaryJBligeJan10_Cropped.jpg/431px-JimmyIovineMaryJBligeJan10_Cropped.jpg
JIMMY: time to get back to work marshall.. good luck... oh BTW... i dropped slaughterhouse

http://img1.bdbphotos.com/images/orig/6/g/6gueoktg105yeuky.jpg

http://cdn.tss.uproxx.com/TSS/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/eminem-pills-540x415.jpg

hahahahaha

Mr. R&B
08-24-2012, 02:13 PM
icp wins

I wouldn't be surprised if ICP's new joint is better than Welcome to Our House.

Is that what you're alluding to?

They just had a #3 Billboard debut, I bet SH barely cracks the hot 200.

Sky Blue Bally Kid
08-26-2012, 08:05 AM
http://allhiphop.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/1000-3159-22040297-slaughterhousenew_homepage.jpg?w=469


I love this pic. It's like they ran out of ideas for scary roles by the time they got to Crooked and just said 'errr...fuck it Crooked just stand there and try and look intimidating. Maybe flash your new tattoo also, oh wait maybe don't....'

And what's with Royce the landscape gardener?

Shadow Demon
08-26-2012, 09:40 AM
^ i was thinking ryoce more ghostbusters and joell like the fat green thing

tekunique
08-26-2012, 01:28 PM
http://chronicle.augusta.com/sites/default/files/editorial/images/spotted/56/564911.jpg

JASPER BEARDLY
08-26-2012, 04:17 PM
I like how slaughterhouse made an attempt to become a hip hop super group composed of super lyricists

yet they make wack commercial friendly shit

it's not even like they got on chill beats such as wiz (i hate him, but his taste in beats is ok)

just made a thinly veiled attempt at commercial success and made wack shit

Frank Sobotka
08-26-2012, 05:16 PM
We should have been pestering Angry to start a blog, not Claaa7.
He would have reached BigGhost status by now.

CEITEDMOFO
08-26-2012, 05:16 PM
http://h6.abload.de/img/0382_s7tr.gif

THIS IS THE BEST ANGRy POST

http://insideblackhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/mjb-kendu4.jpg
JIMMY: marshalls new groups name is slaughterhouse mary
http://civicbeacon.com/files/2010/06/50264a64da32.jpg.jpg
JIMMY: i gave them cee-lo

TheFunkyDrummer
08-26-2012, 05:46 PM
lol @ angrys imitation

laolu
08-26-2012, 06:23 PM
We should have been pestering Angry to start a blog, not Claaa7.
He would have reached BigGhost status by now.


Angry >>> Big Ghost

Sky Blue Bally Kid
08-26-2012, 07:39 PM
http://allhiphop.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/1000-3159-22040297-slaughterhousenew_homepage.jpg?w=469


I love this pic. It's like they ran out of ideas for scary roles by the time they got to Crooked and just said 'errr...fuck it Crooked just stand there and try and look intimidating. Maybe flash your new tattoo also, oh wait maybe don't....'

And what's with Royce the landscape gardener?

^ i was thinking ryoce more ghostbusters and joell like the fat green thing

Actually, there's no way that isn't photoshopped, I don't Joell's waist has ever been like that!

RADIOACTIVE MAN
08-26-2012, 07:46 PM
Lmao angry has done it again!!

RADIOACTIVE MAN
08-26-2012, 08:00 PM
Angry >>> Big Ghost


Angry=big ghost

V1LLAIN
08-26-2012, 09:25 PM
Angry 4 President 2022!!!!!!

theheavens
08-27-2012, 03:16 PM
Slaughterhouse discusses why they are underrated

http://ilive-hiphop.com/slaughterhouse-discusses-underrated-respect-radio/

get 'em Angry

INF
08-27-2012, 04:05 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if ICP's new joint is better than Welcome to Our House.

Is that what you're alluding to?

They just had a #3 Billboard debut, I bet SH barely cracks the hot 200.

yeah thats what i was saying and hell yeah the wicked clowns hit number 4 on billboard with NO COMMERCIAL help at all.

The way that non-juggalos look at Juggalos is the way I look at Slaughter House aka Daughter Blouse.

The mighty death pop is damn good from front to back and they even have a real Geto Boys collab on that shit too. Probably the best ICP album since Riddle Box.

LORD NOSE
08-27-2012, 05:00 PM
the fuck is ICP ?

INF
08-27-2012, 05:07 PM
the fuck is ICP ?

ask Ice Cube.

LORD NOSE
08-27-2012, 05:21 PM
insane clown posse ?

they still makin stuff ....deep

INF
08-27-2012, 05:28 PM
yup , they still doin it big.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
08-27-2012, 10:40 PM
icp female fans are horny sluts that like cock in their mouth

note to self:show up at an icp show

UNCLE RUCKUS
08-27-2012, 10:47 PM
Slaughterhouse groupies on the other hand are uptight cunts as evidenced by Standalone

RADIOACTIVE MAN
08-27-2012, 10:53 PM
lmao end of fucking story

main_man
08-28-2012, 03:33 AM
Angry=big ghost

on some real shit.....if angry aint big ghost then big ghost is a member or lurker on this forum and straight up jacked angrys whole steez for his big ghost blog.
shark nigga.






and as far as juggalos go, i dont think they let black folks in their shows.
juggalos are basically kkk members that listen to a shock "rap" act because the shock "rap" act are crackers too.

completely devoid of rhythm.


im just sayin, if you do go to a icp show and you aint white or lighter than a brown paper bag, bring your pistol. they might have some nooses on 'em.

http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/juggalos2.jpg
http://www.webstaurantstore.com/57-lb-1-6-brown-paper-barrel-sack-500-bundle/57-lb-1-6-brown-paper-barrel-sack-500-bundle.jpg

Mr. R&B
08-28-2012, 05:37 AM
yeah thats what i was saying and hell yeah the wicked clowns hit number 4 on billboard with NO COMMERCIAL help at all.

The way that non-juggalos look at Juggalos is the way I look at Slaughter House aka Daughter Blouse.

The mighty death pop is damn good from front to back and they even have a real Geto Boys collab on that shit too. Probably the best ICP album since Riddle Box.


So you've heard it?

There are tons of odd feature spots on those bonus discs, Geto Boys not being one of them because ICP were heavily influenced by Gangsta Rap.


MvsAAieT3KI >>> iB9nFiJChDo

standout
08-28-2012, 04:39 PM
Slaughterhouse groupies on the other hand are uptight cunts as evidenced by Standalone

ooo dude hit me with the name flip. murked it.

dude said standalone...cuz my username is standout...so its a diss cuz he flipped my name and said standalone.. that shit was creative. i can tell you used to rap..

i bet you could also make standout...stand-down....

or maybe you could tell me that even if i rearanged my name i wouldnt be out-standing....

ohhh..oh. i got one.

and i bet if we fought.... you would kick-stand...like a bike support



OOOOoooo. that shit was dope. do that next time. kick stand like bike support

Mr. R&B
08-28-2012, 06:22 PM
icp female fans are horny sluts that like cock in their mouth

note to self:show up at an icp show


Gravey knows what the fuck is up.

Juggalettes will suck the chrome off a trailor hitch. :yes:

Been there, done that.

INF
08-28-2012, 06:55 PM
on some real shit.....if angry aint big ghost then big ghost is a member or lurker on this forum and straight up jacked angrys whole steez for his big ghost blog.
shark nigga.






and as far as juggalos go, i dont think they let black folks in their shows.
juggalos are basically kkk members that listen to a shock "rap" act because the shock "rap" act are crackers too.

completely devoid of rhythm.


im just sayin, if you do go to a icp show and you aint white or lighter than a brown paper bag, bring your pistol. they might have some nooses on 'em.

http://cdn01.dailycaller.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/juggalos2.jpg
http://www.webstaurantstore.com/57-lb-1-6-brown-paper-barrel-sack-500-bundle/57-lb-1-6-brown-paper-barrel-sack-500-bundle.jpg


ahahahahaha. On some real shit though , real juggalos aint on that bigot shit.


still tho .... bring that pistol


So you've heard it?

There are tons of odd feature spots on those bonus discs, Geto Boys not being one of them because ICP were heavily influenced by Gangsta Rap.


MvsAAieT3KI >>> iB9nFiJChDo


yeah I bought the white pop version on day one cuz I knew it was gonna be dope and worth the money plus I seen it in the best buy ad in the paper for only 9.99. so I said fuck it.

All the features on that bonus disk are dope. From Three6 to Kreyshwn. she killed that When im Clownin verse.

icp female fans are horny sluts that like cock in their mouth

note to self:show up at an icp show


this ^

Mr. R&B
08-28-2012, 07:01 PM
^Nice.

At least you admitted to copping the joint.

INF
08-28-2012, 07:28 PM
oh yeah.no shame in my game.

http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showpost.php?p=2255657&postcount=1638

Mr. R&B
08-28-2012, 07:35 PM
Didn't you call Twiztid a couple of bitches like a year ago?

I can't say I agree with that assertion, their catalogue is thorough IMO.

Blaze slaps hard too.

LMAO @ a Slaughtehouse thread turnng into an ICP discussion.

INF
08-28-2012, 07:44 PM
yeah I still think very little of Twiztid. I heard some ILL shit from blaze so far (on diff guest appearances) but I haven't listened to anything except ICP as a group and their solo efforts. One day I might check out the rest of the psychopathic catalog but for now it's just strictly the Dudes who started it all.

Don't think I'll ever listen to a Boondox record you know. I know these guys get respect in the juggalo community but to me it would be like if Wu just added on diff groups of 9 onto their roster or if Rza just signed cats that would abbreviate their names an shit. If Twiztid didn't look like they were hardcore copies of ICP then I would be more inclined to listen. I'm sure they got their own ideas and beliefs or whatever ...




FOR REAL THOUGH -


Fuck slaughterhouse and everything they stand for. this is what should happen to their thread and its one of the only ways to get an ICP thread started in here anyway.

JIGSAW45
08-28-2012, 08:21 PM
I just skimmed through his album and I'm disgusted at how much of a piece of shit it turned out to be... there's like four halfway decent tracks on this album. Other than that its stright dookie! Better lyrics than d 12 no doubt which is really not saying much...but the beat selection is 1000 times worse. I think all of them are lyrically inclined but can't make a good record for shit, canibus syndrome all day. if Eminem had anything to do with this album he really threw these fucks under the bus fo sho! Idk bout anyone else but i hate it.

SKAMPOE
08-28-2012, 08:27 PM
I haven't listened to no industry records in ages

But i do know one thing
and dats
FUCK i see pee

CEITEDMOFO
08-28-2012, 08:29 PM
INF IS A FAGGiT FOR THE ICP SHIT

Mr. R&B
08-28-2012, 08:46 PM
yeah I still think very little of Twiztid. I heard some ILL shit from blaze so far (on diff guest appearances) but I haven't listened to anything except ICP as a group and their solo efforts. One day I might check out the rest of the psychopathic catalog but for now it's just strictly the Dudes who started it all.

Don't think I'll ever listen to a Boondox record you know. I know these guys get respect in the juggalo community but to me it would be like if Wu just added on diff groups of 9 onto their roster or if Rza just signed cats that would abbreviate their names an shit. If Twiztid didn't look like they were hardcore copies of ICP then I would be more inclined to listen. I'm sure they got their own ideas and beliefs or whatever ...


FOR REAL THOUGH -


Fuck slaughterhouse and everything they stand for. this is what should happen to their thread and its one of the only ways to get an ICP thread started in here anyway.


Got ya, but Twiztid put that misconseption to bed a long time ago.

As for Boondox, he can paint some grim pictures and horrid scenes.

Dark Lotus albums are a good place to start if you want to find out what the Psychopathic roster is capable of.

Some of their darkest, most ominous, singularly concept driven tracks and material is present on Lotus albums.

Mr. R&B
08-28-2012, 08:49 PM
INF IS A FAGGiT FOR THE ICP SHIT


How you gonna tell a grown man he's a such and such for listening to whatever the fuck he wants to?

Yet you troll hard as fuck for Lil B.

You're a virgin.

INF
08-28-2012, 10:34 PM
thread hijack'd



I haven't listened to no industry records in ages

But i do know one thing
and dats
FUCK i see peethats cool. Buy hey , knowing the art that you do , I'll tell you this - I could make you a mix of like 9 or ten ICP joints and BET that you dig it. If you didn't though , thats still cool cuz it's all about liking what you wanna like and thats whats up.

they got some ill joints though Skamp.Some shit like you make.for real.

INF IS A FAGGiT FOR THE ICP SHIT

haha alright then.
Got ya, but Twiztid put that misconseption to bed a long time ago.

As for Boondox, he can paint some grim pictures and horrid scenes.

Dark Lotus albums are a good place to start if you want to find out what the Psychopathic roster is capable of.

Some of their darkest, most ominous, singularly concept driven tracks and material is present on Lotus albums.


I've thought of this before. Can you post what you think is the illest Dark Lotus track?

Heavy Ammunition
08-29-2012, 02:08 AM
Don't listen to ICP, but this short film right here is really worth checking out. Talking bout juggalos. Real dope.

Don't know how to embed.

http://vimeo.com/29589320

Prime8
08-29-2012, 09:46 AM
Don't listen to ICP, but this short film right here is really worth checking out. Talking bout juggalos. Real dope.

Don't know how to embed.

http://vimeo.com/29589320

The only decent looking girl in the entire video is the blonde one at like 22:08.
Some proper headcases at that thing haha

Mr. R&B
08-29-2012, 10:19 AM
I've thought of this before. Can you post what you think is the illest Dark Lotus track?

Here's a pretty good cross-section of the topic they touch on and the styles they flip.


cMAgUXaJmwQ

SenGhMJwD10

8g0rf2Oa6eU

SFB8dZHrrtI

mqdBjD5dRo4

9jp-DRg33MU

FxD0e6o4WLA

8pJxFoXr2aI

5n6tr60LQnI


^My favorite DL joint.

The beat and the hook are dope.

With the first Lotus album, the version with Marz is superior to the ABK (Revisited) version.

Yuki
08-29-2012, 02:06 PM
juggalos don't play

1tqWLKMN1Mk

UNCLE RUCKUS
08-29-2012, 03:12 PM
ooo dude hit me with the name flip. murked it.

dude said standalone...cuz my username is standout...so its a diss cuz he flipped my name and said standalone.. that shit was creative. i can tell you used to rap..

i bet you could also make standout...stand-down....

or maybe you could tell me that even if i rearanged my name i wouldnt be out-standing....

ohhh..oh. i got one.

and i bet if we fought.... you would kick-stand...like a bike support



OOOOoooo. that shit was dope. do that next time. kick stand like bike support

E4VxewepbYk

theheavens
08-29-2012, 11:33 PM
this album actually got decent reviews. I'm shocked

main_man
08-30-2012, 02:35 AM
tried to listen to this album.
couldnt do it.
not so much because slaughterhouse were weak as rappers, i actually heard royce rip shit a couple times.

but the beats are so goddamn awful. its torture to try to make it through a whole song. it almost sounds like swizz beatz produced the majority of this trainwreck.

just goes to show you how far away from making good, soulful & intelligent hip hop we have come if this is the "music" they picked to rap over to try for mainstream success.

2 aiight joints, the rest is forgettable oversensitive garbage.

makes their debut look like "supreme clientele".

claaa7
08-30-2012, 04:02 AM
^ exactly what i thought Main Man... the beats were absolutely horrendous, they should rip tracks like that "Session 1" or whatever it was called from Eminem's latest album (bonus track). Royce's "Street Hop" album also had a joint with Slaughterhouse that was dope. DJ Premier also announced that he was gonna have two beats on the new S.H. album.

i think that all four S.H. members are pretty talented wordsmiths, but they try to make a career with rapping about nothing.. there's no substance at all. take Eminem, Rakim or Nas, now that's real lyricsts that can tell stories and rhyme with substance. these guys do battle rhmes for 20 songs.. who the hell want to hear that? wackest album of the year so far... shiiiit, i even liked Yelawolf's shitty album better, and i'm a Royce fan, or at least i once was.

Mr. R&B
08-30-2012, 08:13 AM
^That's probably the most honest, least biased assessment of the album this thread will get.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
08-30-2012, 09:51 AM
I like Joel Ortiz Album - The Brick: Bodega Chronicles.

But this SH needs to ad an IT to its name

S.H.I.T. = Slaughter House Is Terrible

REANIMATED
08-30-2012, 09:56 AM
dont insult ICP by comparing them to these LOSERS...

ICP just sold 50,000 copies of their new wack LP in a week... ALL INDY...

ICP makes horrible music that satisifies THEIR fanbase...

slaugterhouse makes horrible music and has NO fanbase!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if slaugterhouse is still around after this piece of shit drops...

their managers will be in a mad scramble HOPING they can get slaughter to perform on a ICP bill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont think they have enough of a name to get on an ICP bill...

theyll more than likely be opening for DAS EFX in prague!!!!!!!!!!

itll be a 3 man group at that point... probably 2...

with royce leaving his boys behind to baby sit gay stroke face eminem in the studio...

and joe crying on TV in some rapper reality show on VH1 in the early AM....

jimmy is gonna sit these boys down sometime later this week and the tears will be flowing...

these losers flubbed the last big shot theyll ever get!!!!!!!!!!!

the fact they dont understand why ppl think MY LIFE is wack... shows the level of delusion youre dealing with...

crooked i thinks hes some kinda legend....

WHAT DOES CROOKED I PLAY LIVE!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

LOL @ nerds in the audience rapping along to crooked i freeestyle 4038 from hip hop weekly part 49!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spent thousands of hours in a studio for nothing

his career highs are gettting smacked by suge and flopping on eminems label!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


DAAAAUUUGGGHHHHTTERRSSSBLOOOOUUUUUSSSSEEEEEEEEEE

i have to reavaluate every album that sucks after hearing this...

its one of the worst albums of all time...

LOL @ all the money and time that went into this piece of shit

eminems withering away like a dead plant sweating out opiates that keep him alive mixing wack slaugterhouse records

the godfather of gangsta rap is a shut in roid freak that QUIT music to sell headphones!!!!!!!!

the whole label is dead interscope doesnt know what year it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

standout post the best parts of the album you pussy

zero hot lines just a bunch of loser fuck rappers trying to be witty saying 12 year old shit with super technical flows that suck on trash beats!!!!!!!!!

these guys had NO SHOT at commercial success... it was a bad idea from the start but jimmy listened to ELVIS and now ELVIS pays the price!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ splitting points 4 ways AFTER getting raped by interscope for an album that FLOPPED

these niggas really made it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ these guys on 106 and park

http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/slaughterhouse-106-.png

BWHWHBAHAHWHAHAHAHA @ joes makeover

number of fans gained on slaugters major label promo run = 0

these niggas couldnt draw a circle!!!!!!!!!!!!


http://druls.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/ac325ef3-5beb-454d-847f-f62022361758.gif
^^^ slaugterhouse major label run

Mr. R&B
08-30-2012, 10:00 AM
I'm catching uncotrollable fits of laughter from that last post.

RADIOACTIVE MAN
08-30-2012, 10:38 AM
so how does a mandingo warrior like myself go about seducing those juggalo sluts without the inbred cockblockers arouNd?

tips people tipsss

Sky Blue Bally Kid
08-30-2012, 03:25 PM
so how does a mandingo warrior like myself go about seducing those juggalo sluts without the inbred cockblockers arouNd?

tips people tipsss

Bit of face paint and wow them with tales about how you chucked beer cans at Method Man last time you saw him.

main_man
08-30-2012, 03:28 PM
you dont, shifter.

the minute those retarded crackers see you with one of their stank pussy-wet dog smellin whores your name will change to "HEY NIGGER!!" and the nooses will come out.


thats why i said bring your pistol. not cause they're hard or anything. you could beat most of 'em down with your fists. its just the numbers.


and you know how retarded, racist crackers do when their in groups.
so dont hesitate to pull the trigger and do this earth a huge favor.




you want pussy at shows? go to keith sweat & jodeci concerts.
once those milfs get out of there they are wet & ready to go.


its like shooting fish in a barrel.

INF
08-30-2012, 03:46 PM
i have to reavaluate every album that sucks after hearing this...




whole post is GOLD, but this was a stand-out line right here.

main_man
08-30-2012, 03:58 PM
any sales estimates for "welcome to our house"?



ima be kind and say 25k - 30k.

just because the album is in most major stores & the eminem push. but after the first week it dont sell shit and ends up doing bout 32k -36k all together.






and royce da 5'9" "boom" >>>>>>>>>>>>>> icp's whole discog and every lame that attempts to "rap" on their faggit label.

INF
08-30-2012, 04:19 PM
Violent J talking about nothing but stabbing people >>>>>>>>> Royce da 5'9"'s birth

Obie Trice > Royce da 5'9"

WooHa
08-30-2012, 04:43 PM
any sales estimates for "welcome to our house"?

about 50-60k. it was destined to flop

Mr. R&B
08-30-2012, 10:36 PM
so how does a mandingo warrior like myself go about seducing those juggalo sluts without the inbred cockblockers arouNd?

tips people tipsss


Here's how you do that...

Burn a bunch of early ICP, Twiztid, and Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Myzery, Project Born and Jumpsteady albums onto CDs (Don't buy them, of course. DL them shits and use them as frisbees after you gat some Juggalette neden.).

Talk about ICP's genesis as a street crew and all of the associated acts beginnings (Twiztid was House of Krazees, Blaze was in a group called 2 Krazy Devils, etc), show some knowledge on the Hatchet.

Have assloads of oxys, Molly, Xanies and Nyquil on hand (they eat them shits like candy, Nyquil in tab form or liquid works).

Smoke her out some, feed her a few pills, play "She Ain't Afraid"....


XLqqd8KZyNw


Then play "Fuckontha1stdate"...


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Then "Dirty Lil Girl"...


aFMd0Kb1TdM


With the tips I just provided, you'll be in like Flynn.

The drugs are just bonus points, but having a stash will get her wet just seeing it.

RUSHING PLATYPUS
08-31-2012, 09:05 AM
BFCQItmLjww

laolu
08-31-2012, 09:23 AM
http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/album-reviews/id.1948/title.slaughterhouse-welcome-to-our-house

SMH.

JASPER BEARDLY
08-31-2012, 03:11 PM
lol that hip hop dx clown said they're one of the top groups of all time lyrically

and that it was a disjointed collection of extremely dope posse cuts

and all that is worth 4.5 stars

LOL

JASPER BEARDLY
08-31-2012, 03:21 PM
his name is Slava Kuperstein lol

RADIOACTIVE MAN
08-31-2012, 03:31 PM
http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/album-reviews/id.1948/title.slaughterhouse-welcome-to-our-house

SMH.

they were paid. trust me..id know..never believe any of these ratings..especially if their dont make sense...money is involved

THUGNIFICENT
08-31-2012, 03:45 PM
his name is Slava Kuperstein lol

with that name hes on jimmys payroll


they were paid. trust me..id know..never believe any of these ratings..especially if their dont make sense...money is involved

i agree, everytime i go on hhdx (not often but) they cock slob the same couple of artists no matter what, SH being one of them. i rarely hear them say something negative or even neutral about a new song, and i dont think ive ever seen the m give an album or mixtape less than 3 out of 5

Ghost In The 'Lac
08-31-2012, 04:16 PM
his name is Slava Kuperstein lol

this is actually him

https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-prn1/173253_5723391_240304094_n.jpg

i couldnt think of a better person to think slaughterhouse are the most lyrical group of all time.

EAGLE EYE
08-31-2012, 04:24 PM
Lmao

main_man
08-31-2012, 04:43 PM
https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-prn1/173253_5723391_240304094_n.jpg


^^^^^^^^ standout ^^^^^^^^^

RUSHING PLATYPUS
08-31-2012, 06:11 PM
^^^^^^^^ standout ^^^^^^^^^

lmao!!!

Mr. R&B
08-31-2012, 07:05 PM
I can't stand Slava Kuperstein, worst reviewer on HHDX, hands down.

Pretentious cum gargler.

INF
08-31-2012, 07:21 PM
QDrO_VFKWwM

JASPER BEARDLY
08-31-2012, 10:16 PM
LOL at random ICP song

Mr. R&B
08-31-2012, 10:25 PM
^It's worth more time than that Slaughter record is.

REANIMATED
09-01-2012, 10:12 AM
http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/21/eminem-slaughterhouse-my-life-600x450.jpg

clearly eminems recovery is going well...

hes 45 rapping about throwing dicks with slaugterhouse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im sure his handlers are thrilled with his progress!!!!!!!!!!!!

ems up late pumping profopol putting finishing touches on slauterhouse throwaways!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ skyler grey and b.o.b. hooks

u know these bums thought they had a secret weapon with those... really broguht in the big guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

slaugter doing their best to emulate eminem and his circle chants... hold your lighters in the sky and cry shit...

for all these rhymes not one is memorable...

LOL @ crooked i trying to deliver super technical catchy sing a long lyrics on walk of shame

BHWBWHBAHHWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

just make sure to rhyme "here" and "clear" like wiz khalifsgay and youre platnium right crook...

get a clue u BUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

been riding the bench for 20 years now hes getting his first run ever and they already want him gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


joell ortiz needs to get into voice acting... cartoon goof... yaawaaaaaaa and pork rine giggles nigga has all these sound effects backing super corny lines on TRASH production

please slaugter fans tell me what im missing here

royce has all these start and stop flows where hes rapping about jack shit

joell giggles and bumbles his way through candyland like a fat little pussy

crooked i comes super technical on cee-lo stinkers that flop and raps about left eye and explains to u how real that is!!!!!!!!!!

joe buddens tries raping like southern club niggas jay-z and eminem and fails EVERY SINGLE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


these guys got one last shot and blew it like no one else could!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eminem thought these guys were gonna blow and let him retire...

WRONG

album time!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.xclusiveszone.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/SH-106-550x282.png

LOL @ eminem calling into 106 from the bubble to promote this turd

buy the album it sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ not allowing joell to go on 106 and park

guess the goofy fat guy gimmick is gettin harder to pull off in rap

GET HIM A SHOWER CAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/88/b563971a9bf333922de216adb8c51d94/l.jpg

sad as it is bizarre made a way bigger mark messing with SHADY than ANY of these bums... including royce!!!!!!!!!!!!

"i son you like you morphed into an orphan yes"
"drunk as a fresh man on his tenth keg stand" .... LYRICAL GODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/alt-8.gif?w=398&h=232
LOL @ royce using SHADY to work with bruno mars brilliant


http://medias.omgif.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Superman-fail.gif
^^^ slaugterhouse going for a number one club hit

http://blog.wtfconcept.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/fat-man-scooter-fail.gif
^^^ slaugters run with SHADY

http://www.arjanwrites.com/.a/6a00d8341cabbe53ef0147e0fd34d5970b-400wi
JIMMY: this is harder for me than it is for you boys.. *hands blubbering slaugterhouse box of tissues* *texts security to get them out of the building*

no more rap camp with eminem.. no more on on ones with slim on how to deliver the perfect dick rhyme over carnival beats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rakimkoolgrapwutang
09-01-2012, 10:45 AM
ur fucking killing me reanimated

deeznutz1981
09-01-2012, 12:40 PM
That's jokes angry haha

Where is that em picture from? That's gotta be photoshopped WTF!

Prime8
09-01-2012, 01:28 PM
That's jokes angry haha

Where is that em picture from? That's gotta be photoshopped WTF!

It's from the Slaughterhouse video 'My Life ft Cee-Lo Green'

CEITEDMOFO
09-01-2012, 01:38 PM
How you gonna tell a grown man he's a such and such for listening to whatever the fuck he wants to?

Yet you troll hard as fuck for Lil B.

You're a virgin.

RnB SOFT FAGGIT

U BUMP ICP, AND HAD SEX WITH YOUR FIRST BOY SO NOW ALL U LISTEN TO IS USHER AND BIEBER IN HOPEs OF HAVING ANAL ONCE AGAIN

Pestilence
09-01-2012, 02:02 PM
This is getting pretty good reviews though, all the songs I've heard from it have been from very mediocre(Hammer Dance) to bad(Throw It Away) and the tracklist looks horrible. Anyone not biased actually listened this one through?

Prime8
09-01-2012, 09:18 PM
This is getting pretty good reviews though, all the songs I've heard from it have been from very mediocre(Hammer Dance) to bad(Throw It Away) and the tracklist looks horrible. Anyone not biased actually listened this one through?

Yeah, the beats genuinely make this unlistenable.

If you're a fan of headaches, you'll love this.

Mr. R&B
09-01-2012, 10:25 PM
RnB SOFT FAGGIT

U BUMP ICP, AND HAD SEX WITH YOUR FIRST BOY SO NOW ALL U LISTEN TO IS USHER AND BIEBER IN HOPEs OF HAVING ANAL ONCE AGAIN


True, but a least I got some. ;D

Hey man, I mixed it up, I threw some Color Me Badd in for good measure.

BRONZBODY
09-04-2012, 10:33 AM
to add on to what angry been spewing...

http://passionweiss.com/2012/09/04/not-a-blogger-why-slaughterhouse-will-never-ever-ever-work-as-group/

damn son....harsh but pretty damn true

8
09-04-2012, 01:44 PM
to add on to what angry been spewing...

http://passionweiss.com/2012/09/04/not-a-blogger-why-slaughterhouse-will-never-ever-ever-work-as-group/

damn son....harsh but pretty damn true
Spot on. Good 2 see not everybody's brainwashed smfh.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-04-2012, 02:40 PM
"You cant polish a TURD"!

JASPER BEARDLY
09-04-2012, 03:20 PM
to add on to what angry been spewing...

http://passionweiss.com/2012/09/04/not-a-blogger-why-slaughterhouse-will-never-ever-ever-work-as-group/

damn son....harsh but pretty damn true

"Slaughterhouse are a “super group” in which every member of the team is Booster Gold and the only super power they possess is the power of piss-poor sport puns. If you were wondering what a tag team of Aquaman, Snarf from Thundercats, the Blue Power Ranger and Ringo Starr would sound like if they made music, this is the group for you."

lol reminds me of south park

snarf can u plz shut up for a min

main_man
09-04-2012, 04:57 PM
so.........................



slaughterhouse or wu corp homie admiral krump-allah???

r1TLJzaaXLM











http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRQe51yNizq1aexUx9JQ2rBoU8LJUB1g B5sIZdwWDXh0x2NpK9IiA

laolu
09-04-2012, 06:03 PM
Slaughterhouse Shady/Aftermath/Interscope 50,995 - Welcome To: Our House

Lulz.

Mr. R&B
09-04-2012, 06:43 PM
That's more than I expected it to move first week.

I'm sure Jimmy Iovene is irate, flipping desks and shit.

This has got to be the worst first week an Interscope album has had in years.

laolu
09-04-2012, 06:49 PM
That's more than I expected it to move first week.

I'm sure Jimmy Iovene is irate, flipping desks and shit.

This has got to be the worst first week an Interscope album has had in years.

Yelawolf did 41k first week.

Shady 2.0<<<

Mr. R&B
09-04-2012, 09:35 PM
I forgot what Yela's first week flop was, good looking out.

Still, Jimmy's gotta be pissed, Shady 2.0 has been an embarrassment.

Eminem is gonna be his lap dog until he's dead and released 6 posthumous LPs.

I wouldn't be surprised if Interscope has Halie under contract some where in the fine print of Em's deal.

They'll be looking to collect her after they pick her dad's corpse clean.

Longbongcilvaringz
09-05-2012, 04:39 AM
meh, i can't believe you guys actually listened to this shit, why fucking bother.

REANIMATED
09-05-2012, 08:42 AM
http://www.djarthurking.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Slaughterhouse-MyLife.jpg

cee-lo made more $ off of slaughterhouse on shady than slaugterhouse did!!!!!!!!!

CODE RED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

its back to the undercard!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 loser ass rappers who all flubbed major label shots on their own...

can now say they flubbed a major label shot as a group...

million dollar studios.. flights... stylists... marketing... video directors... advance $... features... production costs... split 4 ways!?!?!?!!?!?

its time to PANIC and turn in whatever u bought with that up front money!!!!!!!!

that advance is nothign but a loan... if u dont make it back... U PAY IT BACK!!!!!!!!

that swizz beat hook and video spot wasnt free!!!!!!!!!!!

swizzy took something home from that....

skylar grey got paid..

b.o.b. got paid...

joell ortiz... crooked i... joe buddens... royce... are back in the red... where they belong...

abysmal sales history... they flop and fuck up any and every opportunity they get... whether its an internet label or SHADY records...


THIS IS THE DEATH BLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think jimmy let this fall on its face knowing it was gonna fail form the start just so he had something else over em...

"i got your soul... your daughter... and your friends"


eminem tries to be a nice guy and help some loser rappers...

andd now hes left to pay the tab... on their LOSS!!!!!!!!!!!

must feel good...

crooks looking for receipts right now in his trash can...

hes gotta take all that back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.wegotdis.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Slaughterhouse-My-Life.png

they thought they hit gold when they had a danceoff with cee lo!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ ICP killing SHADY records on billboard

50 k indy = DOING IT

50 k on eminems label = giving new definition to the words "bum rapper"

for bonus LOL listen to joe buddens rap on the song "DIE"...

thats what you get when you throw a no talent bum in a million dollar studio...

so garbage...

hes a wannabe ray j... fake reality cat in love with the rap life...

time for SHADY to close shop...

eminem is a fucking MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you thought it was bad when he was speeding up old pac vocals and chopping them up to fit his SOULLESS production?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

the image of eminem mixing "Throw That Dick" alone... trying not to OD... is troubling....

*adds another gay sound effect to gay song*

*mixes fart noise and carnival sounds for hours*

*thinks about drugs*

*continues mixing horrible slaughter record*

"all my money got wings on it
booties got my ding a ling on it"- what a rhymer

thats joell going for the ladies.... howd that work!?!?!?!?!?!!??

http://www.ilyke.net/uploads/2010/09/15/897-Boxing%20Fail.gif

joell ortiz has 0 female fans

get ready for the youtube fallout...

slaugter bout to be opening for naughty by nature in istanbul... pissy mattress hotels and broke down vans overheating overseas... back to their roots!!!!!!!!!!

LOL @ selling your soul and OWING money

BWHWBWHAHAHAHHWBWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABWH HAHAHA

DR. NICK RIVIERA
09-05-2012, 08:58 AM
aaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahhahahahahahhahah

RADIOACTIVE MAN
09-05-2012, 09:07 AM
Lmfao

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
09-05-2012, 09:21 AM
Did he just uppercut himself?
LMAO

rakimkoolgrapwutang
09-05-2012, 09:34 AM
i think angry! should become a music critic 4 a living. it wouldve been gold if he did a review on slaughterhouses album 4 the source.

jayrob
09-05-2012, 12:43 PM
'''LOL @ selling your soul and OWING money'''

dat shit make me cry...never known an album to get laughed at as much

standout
09-05-2012, 05:42 PM
i think angry! should become a music critic 4 a living. it wouldve been gold if he did a review on slaughterhouses album 4 the source.

why though? hes dumb and he doesnt know anything. does he have access to slaughterhouse recording contract now?

51k in 1 week isnt even bad for today's climate. the wu-block album is just around the corner. just wait til the numbers for that come out. they gonna nickname is wu-brick. its not moving more than 20k first week.

and honestly how do you guys find this unfunny fuck funny? what you all need to do is visit joebuddentv.com. nobody makes fun of slaughterhouse better than their own fans.

lets review some comments from joebuddentv about the album..


"At least they can do like the movie commercials do and rebrand it "The #1 Non-Christian Hip Hop Album In The Country.....come on down to your local retailer to see what all the fuss is about"."


"Next album Slaughterhouse are gonna get David Guetta and try to catch onto the electronic dance/molly phase thats going on in this country but Royce will be sure to mention getting his dad out of the post office and Crooked I will make a 2Pac reference to keep it west coast and real hip hop. "


"its not about the sales guys its about the musi....wait..the music sucked?...oh nevermind then"

see, this shit is funny. thats how you roast someone. and these our their fans. wu corp is just pathetic losers with "yo mama" jokes. angry is a certified faggot. i can guarantee you hes the kid in the corner that doesn't dare insult someone in real life.

DR. NICK RIVIERA
09-05-2012, 05:47 PM
why though? hes dumb and he doesnt know anything.

The intelligent Slaughterhouse fan, everybody! A round of applause, if u will.

rakimkoolgrapwutang
09-05-2012, 06:06 PM
why though? hes dumb and he doesnt know anything. does he have access to slaughterhouse recording contract now?

51k in 1 week isnt even bad for today's climate. the wu-block album is just around the corner. just wait til the numbers for that come out. they gonna nickname is wu-brick. its not moving more than 20k first week.

and honestly how do you guys find this unfunny fuck funny? what you all need to do is visit joebuddentv.com. nobody makes fun of slaughterhouse better than their own fans.

lets review some comments from joebuddentv about the album..


"At least they can do like the movie commercials do and rebrand it "The #1 Non-Christian Hip Hop Album In The Country.....come on down to your local retailer to see what all the fuss is about"."


"Next album Slaughterhouse are gonna get David Guetta and try to catch onto the electronic dance/molly phase thats going on in this country but Royce will be sure to mention getting his dad out of the post office and Crooked I will make a 2Pac reference to keep it west coast and real hip hop. "


"its not about the sales guys its about the musi....wait..the music sucked?...oh nevermind then"

see, this shit is funny. thats how you roast someone. and these our their fans. wu corp is just pathetic losers with "yo mama" jokes. angry is a certified faggot. i can guarantee you hes the kid in the corner that doesn't dare insult someone in real life.

angry has a far more complex method. mostof his posts take the form of entertaining stories and scenarios which engages the readers interest. he also often creates background stories. he also has a knack for creative metaphors and similes which also adds an extra layer to the humour. he often connects these metaphors with gifs and pictures to make them more vivid and thus more humorous to the reader. he also uses hyperbole very effectively and his sentence structure and paragraph structure is brilliant. he uses large gaps and exclamation points to express how hes flabbergasted. his posts often read very well where he uses CAP LOCK and '...' to stress certain parts of his post to create emphasis on more hilarious parts and gives his post akinda jumpy rhythm when reading it.

angry is a shakespeare/homer of making hilarious posts about rappers.

laolu
09-05-2012, 06:22 PM
51k in 1 week isnt even bad for today's climate. the wu-block album is just around the corner. just wait til the numbers for that come out. they gonna nickname is wu-brick. its not moving more than 20k first week.


1. Eminem is the biggest rapper on planet earth.
Recovery - 741,000 (first week sales)
Hell: The Sequel - 171,000 (first week sales) (Take into consideration that the album was marketed as Bad Meets Evil EP rather than an Eminem & Royce Da'59" EP).

2. You cannot compare the Wu-Block LP to Welcome to: Our House, the levels of exposure for each album are different and so are the budgets.

REANIMATED
09-05-2012, 06:32 PM
why though? hes dumb and he doesnt know anything. does he have access to slaughterhouse recording contract now?

51k in 1 week isnt even bad for today's climate. the wu-block album is just around the corner. just wait til the numbers for that come out. they gonna nickname is wu-brick. its not moving more than 20k first week.

and honestly how do you guys find this unfunny fuck funny? what you all need to do is visit joebuddentv.com. nobody makes fun of slaughterhouse better than their own fans.

lets review some comments from joebuddentv about the album..


"At least they can do like the movie commercials do and rebrand it "The #1 Non-Christian Hip Hop Album In The Country.....come on down to your local retailer to see what all the fuss is about"."


"Next album Slaughterhouse are gonna get David Guetta and try to catch onto the electronic dance/molly phase thats going on in this country but Royce will be sure to mention getting his dad out of the post office and Crooked I will make a 2Pac reference to keep it west coast and real hip hop. "


"its not about the sales guys its about the musi....wait..the music sucked?...oh nevermind then"

see, this shit is funny. thats how you roast someone. and these our their fans. wu corp is just pathetic losers with "yo mama" jokes. angry is a certified faggot. i can guarantee you hes the kid in the corner that doesn't dare insult someone in real life.
http://www.xxlmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/march2011-cover.jpg

http://www.inflexwetrust.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/slaughterhouse-106-.png

http://www.thisgoesin.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Slaughterhouse-BET-Awards.jpg

http://v002o.popscreen.com/eHJueGE3MTI%3D_o_slaughterhouse-my-life-ft-cee-lo-green.jpg

http://static.djbooth.net/pics-tracks/slaughterhouse-throwthat.jpg

http://iamboigenius.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Slaughterhouse-Swizz-Beatz-Throw-It-Away-On-Set-585x354.jpg

http://iamboigenius.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Cee-Lo-Slaughterhouse-My-Life.jpg

FREE PROMO

album was only promoted on TV radio magazines movie soundtracks and blogs... they never had a fair shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cee-lo got paid for his appearance... i dont know if crooked i will be getting paid for his!!!!!!!!!!

crooked i is more than likely waiting in line at customer service RIGHT NOW to return a bag of $1,000 belts he splurged on when jimmy signed the line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://i.usatoday.net/life/_photos/2011/11/23/Sound-advice-for-sonic-stocking-stuffers-6QKKOTH-x-large.jpg

^^^ this guy had the NUMBER 1 album in the country over slaugterhouse... christian rapper TOBYMAC!!!!!!!!!! he had MAJOR promo and a MAJOR budget... right!?!?!?!?!!?!?! right!?!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!?

imagine if TOBYMAC was on SHADY... jimmy could get with that...

now jimmys gonna have to send joell out the office in tears... AGAIN...

didnt work with dre didnt work with em...jesus couldnt save this bum....

slaughterhouse fans join forums to defend slaughterhouse...

such winners...

http://www.hitlist.com/images/videos/slaughterhouse_mylife.jpg

the MY LIFE video buried these bums for good... professionally and financially...

i see a lot of boxes and moving trucks in slaugters future...

LOL @ crooked i regretting botox after he gets dropped

BWHWHBWHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAABAAHWHWHAHAA

HJ1DHhobVVg>>> slaugterhouse

i wonder if tobymac is scared of getting dropped!?!?!?!?!?!?

ABWHBWHAHABWHAHAHAHAHAHABAHqwhahah

deeznutz1981
09-05-2012, 07:16 PM
why though? hes dumb and he doesnt know anything. does he have access to slaughterhouse recording contract now?

51k in 1 week isnt even bad for today's climate. the wu-block album is just around the corner. just wait til the numbers for that come out. they gonna nickname is wu-brick. its not moving more than 20k first week.

and honestly how do you guys find this unfunny fuck funny? what you all need to do is visit joebuddentv.com. nobody makes fun of slaughterhouse better than their own fans.

lets review some comments from joebuddentv about the album..


"At least they can do like the movie commercials do and rebrand it "The #1 Non-Christian Hip Hop Album In The Country.....come on down to your local retailer to see what all the fuss is about"."


"Next album Slaughterhouse are gonna get David Guetta and try to catch onto the electronic dance/molly phase thats going on in this country but Royce will be sure to mention getting his dad out of the post office and Crooked I will make a 2Pac reference to keep it west coast and real hip hop. "


"its not about the sales guys its about the musi....wait..the music sucked?...oh nevermind then"

see, this shit is funny. thats how you roast someone. and these our their fans. wu corp is just pathetic losers with "yo mama" jokes. angry is a certified faggot. i can guarantee you hes the kid in the corner that doesn't dare insult someone in real life.another hoe budden dickrider smh

REANIMATED
09-05-2012, 10:21 PM
how much money do u think slaughterhouse has generated SHADY/interscope!?!?!?!!?!!?

im not looking at the records... but the answer is 0 $!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they offer NOTHING...

they live a fantasy rap life and suck resources!!!!!!!!!!!

they need stylists, make up artists, producers, features, drivers, flights... marketing, management, studio time, videos...botox....

crooked i might be able to buy one bag of weed with his our house earnings..

and itll be gone that night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

they were on TV, radio, internet, magazines, award shows.. special concerts with eminem...

and they were outsold by a homo christian rapper i never heard of!?!?!!!??!!?!?

GOD IS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWHWHABHAAHABWHBAHAHAHAAHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

jimmy laughs at the figure thats gonna BURY these bums...

he lights cigars with wads bigger than that...

the avalanche is coming...

em already gave royce his number to the bat phone...

ems shutting down the studio and relocating...

hes gonna lay low and let uncle jimmy clean the mess...

em is gonna play stupid and rap over alex da kid stinkers alone and think about ODing!!!!!!!!

roll him out for another one!!!!!!!!!!!

joells gonna be at a bar somewhere saying he has eminems number and call it on speakerphone for the crowd...

*everyone leans in*

"the number you are trying to call, cannot be reached"

*everyone walks away disgusted*

ive enjoyed every last second of the slaughterhouse ride...

it flew off the tracks just like i thought it would...

i wasnt expecting all the flames though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL @ the thought of crooked i and joell ortiz moving forward

joe buddens will look for new ways of embarrassing himself on reality tv

and royce is now eminems caretaker...

WHAT A STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome to our house: INDUSTRY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/42174799/tobyMac+_3.jpg

^^^ TOBYMAC after seeing billboard

http://www.sohh.com/img/Joell-Ortiz-2010-05-12-300x300.jpg

^^^ joell ortiz after getting call about some "meeting"


http://www.bet.com/news/music/2012/03/30/joe-budden-arrested-in-new-york-before-slaughterhouse-show/_jcr_content/featuredMedia/newsitemimage.newsimage.dimg/033012-music-joe-budden-arrested.jpg

^^^ joe buddens seeing crooked i call joe his "brother" after they get dropped

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lptkjd0VBf1qemop0.jpg

^^^ NOT GOOD

http://ambrosiaforheads.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Eminem-Chrysler-ad.jpg

^^^ NOT GOOD

http://img.scoop.it/Swt3x5PsRka1GeGGQjiMwTl72eJkfbmt4t8yenImKBVaiQDB_R d1H6kmuBWtceBJ

THE SOUL COLLECTOR


http://rapfix.mtv.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/skylar-575.jpg

^ got paid for OUR HOUSE

http://gossiponthis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bob1.jpg

^ got paid for OUR HOUSE

http://www.grammy.com/files/imagecache/video_thumb_440x248/ooyala/NrdmMxMzr0nVnbtOw6qYNp1pl_DzVIG1.jpg?1335828399

^ got paid for OUR HOUSE

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/62075863.png

^ got paid for OUR HOUSE

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BODA3NDMyNDMzN15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwMTIwNTA2._V1._ SX214_CR0,0,214,314_.jpg

^ lost money on OUR HOUSE

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.theboombox.com/media/2012/08/slaughterhouse-456-82712-1346089949.jpg

^ owe money for OUR HOUSE

main_man
09-06-2012, 12:00 AM
remember around the time the first slaughterhouse album was forming and they invited bun b to be the "southern member" of slaughterhouse?



man........ i bet he's relieved as FUCK right now.





such bad moves all around.
they got these fools playing hip hop dress up and shit. and they're all over 30.

i'll be an optimist and hope that this event in wackness makes at least nickel & ortiz put in some proper work with actual good hip hop producers for any albums they might make in the future.


who the fuck listens to this album before its pressed & still decides to put this lump of shit out?

THUGNIFICENT
09-06-2012, 12:01 AM
em already gave royce his number to the bat phone...

ems shutting down the studio and relocating...

hes gonna lay low and let uncle jimmy clean the mess...

em is gonna play stupid and rap over alex da kid stinkers alone and think about ODing!!!!!!!!

roll him out for another one!!!!!!!!!!!

joells gonna be at a bar somewhere saying he has eminems number and call it on speakerphone for the crowd...

*everyone leans in*

"the number you are trying to call, cannot be reached"

*everyone walks away disgusted*



i'm done yo.

CEITEDMOFO
09-06-2012, 12:35 AM
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http://www.wegotdis.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Slaughterhouse-My-Life.png

they thought they hit gold when they had a danceoff with cee lo!!!!!!!!!!!



I BELIEVE JOE BUDDENS CALLS THiS SQUAREDANCING

AFTER SLAUGHTERHOUSE FAILS, JOEL ORTIZ MIGHT LOSE HIS STREET CRED

EAGLE EYE
09-06-2012, 02:49 AM
see, this shit is funny. thats how you roast someone. and these our their fans.

REsxcEtmdsY

Prime8
09-06-2012, 06:42 AM
joells gonna be at a bar somewhere saying he has eminems number and call it on speakerphone for the crowd...




Hahahahhaha perfect!

8
09-06-2012, 10:10 AM
:dead:

Twiztid-Wutang
09-06-2012, 10:33 AM
yeah I still think very little of Twiztid. I heard some ILL shit from blaze so far (on diff guest appearances) but I haven't listened to anything except ICP as a group and their solo efforts. One day I might check out the rest of the psychopathic catalog but for now it's just strictly the Dudes who started it all.

Don't think I'll ever listen to a Boondox record you know. I know these guys get respect in the juggalo community but to me it would be like if Wu just added on diff groups of 9 onto their roster or if Rza just signed cats that would abbreviate their names an shit. If Twiztid didn't look like they were hardcore copies of ICP then I would be more inclined to listen. I'm sure they got their own ideas and beliefs or whatever ...




FOR REAL THOUGH -


Fuck slaughterhouse and everything they stand for. this is what should happen to their thread and its one of the only ways to get an ICP thread started in here anyway.
Twiztid LOOKS similar to ICP, but TRUST me, lyrically, they SMOKE ICP in EVERY way.
Skip to 3:45, Monoxide goes first, Madrox after
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I've BEEN trying to get this site onto Twiztid, but EVERYTIME I TRY, I get the same b.s, so I just gave up. Shit, my name USED to be Twiztid_wutang on here.

Twiztid-Wutang
09-06-2012, 10:35 AM
Here's how you do that...

Burn a bunch of early ICP, Twiztid, and Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Myzery, Project Born and Jumpsteady albums onto CDs (Don't buy them, of course. DL them shits and use them as frisbees after you gat some Juggalette neden.).

Talk about ICP's genesis as a street crew and all of the associated acts beginnings (Twiztid was House of Krazees, Blaze was in a group called 2 Krazy Devils, etc), show some knowledge on the Hatchet.

Have assloads of oxys, Molly, Xanies and Nyquil on hand (they eat them shits like candy, Nyquil in tab form or liquid works).

Smoke her out some, feed her a few pills, play "She Ain't Afraid"....


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Then play "Fuckontha1stdate"...


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Then "Dirty Lil Girl"...


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With the tips I just provided, you'll be in like Flynn.

The drugs are just bonus points, but having a stash will get her wet just seeing it.

My man

RADIOACTIVE MAN
09-06-2012, 01:14 PM
joells gonna be at a bar somewhere saying he has eminems number and call it on speakerphone for the crowd...

*everyone leans in*

"the number you are trying to call, cannot be reached"

*everyone walks away disgusted*


LMNFAO I NEARLY PEEP ON MYSELF OUT OF LAUGHTER LMFAO:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

EAGLE EYE
09-07-2012, 01:02 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Gtnvu.png

TheFunkyDrummer
09-07-2012, 04:49 PM
lol

tekunique
09-07-2012, 05:07 PM
angry's corp pieces >>> big ghost chronicles... lol

Origin™
09-11-2012, 10:22 AM
Angry is Big Ghost! Dun dun dunnnnn!!!!!!

RADIOACTIVE MAN
09-11-2012, 03:18 PM
No one is listening..I m telling you

Angry IS big GHOST
I also know who's other account angry is

That's my g tho..angry..keep telling it how it is my dude

INF
09-11-2012, 10:38 PM
Angry is the best.

Standout is lame as fuck

AndTo rod prime , nobody is fuckin with the wicked clowns.ill give twiztid a try tho, I like their skits on icp records where they roast eachother

tekunique
09-12-2012, 06:08 PM
word, dude should make his own hip hop blog and battle big ghost lol