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Oztradamus
11-05-2005, 12:25 PM
3 Days ago ;(

JASPER
11-05-2005, 04:11 PM
A few days ago when kris dropped by.

venex
11-05-2005, 04:22 PM
never...

ain't that ill

deadlymelody
11-05-2005, 04:22 PM
20 seconds ago

damn im a liar

Strange Fruit
11-05-2005, 04:25 PM
20 seconds ago

damn im a liar
:lmao:

:f

002
11-05-2005, 04:28 PM
never...

ain't that ill
peace. i respect honesty...

anyway, this is the MOST DEPRESSED THREAD I'VE EVER SEEN, nahmsayin

urbanlegendmf
11-05-2005, 04:34 PM
Amsterdam


*bumps 50 Cent "window Shoppa"

TUCO
11-05-2005, 04:49 PM
2 months ago...yea im pathetic

Fr@z
11-05-2005, 04:56 PM
when i was reincarnated as The Dado

cap
11-05-2005, 05:12 PM
About 7 Hours Ago

venex
11-05-2005, 05:13 PM
peace. i respect honesty...

anyway, this is the MOST DEPRESSED THREAD I'VE EVER SEEN, nahmsayin
haha thanks!

peace!

GENERAL WISE
11-05-2005, 09:01 PM
yesterday with a chubby mexican Girl
Her face was all i needed

ballistic
11-05-2005, 09:20 PM
last week with my 'lover'.. lmao

J-Cee
11-06-2005, 01:40 AM
just now with your mum,right now while your looking at this post.
SHIT!

Queen Of Poetry
11-06-2005, 07:17 AM
About an hour ago.......morning sex is the best!

Machete
11-06-2005, 07:45 AM
This morning for me too when I woke up. To me it's the best when I just wake up.

Skellington
11-06-2005, 08:42 AM
4 hours ago with my ex.....

Queen Of Poetry
11-06-2005, 08:47 AM
4 hours ago with my ex.....
Still an ex after sex?

Cheech Da WildKard
11-06-2005, 08:49 AM
Hmm ...last time was about a month ago ..I'm slackin'

Skellington
11-06-2005, 08:57 AM
Still an ex after sex?
Yeah ut's a funny story really.....we had some sex this weekend, 4 times I guess, but.....we still ain't getting back together..... sex partners we are

damaja
11-06-2005, 08:58 AM
The other week in Amsterdam. I could have scored the other night, but the chick that wanted my cock was fat as hell, and I am not up for that. Her friend was a banger though, maybe next time.

Cheech Da WildKard
11-06-2005, 09:00 AM
The other week in Amsterdam. I could have scored the other night, but the chick that wanted my cock was fat as hell, and I am not up for that. Her friend was a banger though, maybe next time.
You know them gal in 'Dam charge right? ...LMAO ..they ALL wanna fuck..

Soul Controller
11-06-2005, 09:01 AM
i prefer to grind than have sex..lol

oral is sick too..
i can go with out sex for time..

only have sex with gurlies on a simimlar level as me,
then its love. and is crazy.

you need standards !
lol
last time i had sex was last wednesday sorry week ago wednesday with an ex g/f was the 1st time i slept wit her.. and i broke up wit her in feb, never had sex wit her b4.
was rather good..
peace

BRONZBODY
11-06-2005, 09:07 AM
yesterday with my old 6th grade teacher...post the details later...im kinda tired

Oztradamus
11-06-2005, 01:59 PM
4 Days and counting.... :(

ballistic
11-06-2005, 03:46 PM
yes, love making in morning sunshine is beautiful O:)

RADIOACTIVE MAN
11-06-2005, 05:35 PM
an hr ago

tajeco
11-06-2005, 05:37 PM
haha

ColombianMami
11-06-2005, 06:52 PM
8 days ago...

Create
11-06-2005, 08:14 PM
yo u seriuos about that i thought u was only like 14






I AM FROM QUEENS !!!

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
11-06-2005, 10:25 PM
in 4 hours and with a girl

score!

ColombianMami
11-07-2005, 03:09 PM
yo u seriuos about that i thought u was only like 14
I AM FROM QUEENS !!!16 2moro ;) but i lost it to the guy i'm with now so u kno...

ZigZag
11-07-2005, 03:17 PM
16 2moro ;) but i lost it to the guy i'm with now so u kno...
:lmao: ......WISHFUL DREAMING

ColombianMami
11-07-2005, 03:20 PM
lol fuck u...dont start with me!! :loser:

Skellington
11-07-2005, 03:31 PM
Last night with my right hand

Ayatollah Prolific
11-07-2005, 03:50 PM
About 4 weeks ago. I feel vulnerable.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
11-07-2005, 03:59 PM
Last night

tajeco
11-07-2005, 04:51 PM
haha

11-07-2005, 04:54 PM
A few days ago.

TerroristTY
11-07-2005, 05:19 PM
12:00 this morning, no protection again is that something to brag about...?
last tuesday.

Create
11-08-2005, 12:56 AM
3 weeks ago
omg stop fucking LYING U NEVER BANGED A GIRL


yo thats it son


POST A PIC OF UR SELF UP ON THE BOARDS AND I WILL POST ONE UP

MATTER OF FACT ALOT OF HEADS SEEN MY PIC CUZ OF THE MYSPACE PAGE


BUT EVEYR ONE REALLY NEEDS TO SEE U !!!

Create
11-08-2005, 12:57 AM
16 2moro ;) but i lost it to the guy i'm with now so u kno...
WORD THATS WASSUP THOUGH

WANTED TO MEET U AND BUILD

LOL TALK TO U LATER

Oztradamus
11-08-2005, 12:58 AM
Day 5 :thumbdwn:

*looks at Stuff Magazine*

Nah....

Bloo
11-08-2005, 01:23 AM
Been about a week for me. Got a friend staying with us so can't exactily do anything when he's around. All good though, last time was memorable. Broke the bedframe

Oztradamus
11-09-2005, 01:23 AM
|) :D :D :D

Oztradamus
11-11-2005, 07:21 PM
|) I luhhh it

morgan
11-11-2005, 10:32 PM
ive just cheated on my bird about an hour ago with some mucky tart. I'm a dirty dog and i'm thouroghly ashamed of myself

Oztradamus
11-12-2005, 01:40 AM
A few hours ago.. Very Intense nut, got rode on LOL

AK Spray
11-12-2005, 02:43 AM
thursday

Homosexual1
11-12-2005, 03:10 AM
I never had sex in my whole life... Just kidding.

nut_end
11-12-2005, 03:30 AM
besides my mom at birth when i learned whats its worth the day i create my kid to restart that bid

triggahappy187
11-12-2005, 11:29 AM
10 years, 5 months, 3 days, 22 deconds.....

triggahappy187
11-12-2005, 11:29 AM
23

triggahappy187
11-12-2005, 11:30 AM
24

kid cal
11-12-2005, 11:30 AM
3 or 4 weeks ago?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
11-12-2005, 01:20 PM
I think your due^^^

Big Bad Man
11-12-2005, 01:27 PM
Last night... Twice.

Before that was 2 fuckin long. Shagged her like a man fresh outta jail coz of the shit.

Claustrofobic
11-12-2005, 01:35 PM
yesterday

MF Viktor Herbz
11-12-2005, 04:09 PM
bout 2 weeks ago!

tajeco
11-13-2005, 06:01 PM
?

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
11-13-2005, 06:47 PM
friday nite

Oztradamus
11-13-2005, 09:27 PM
About 3 hours ago in my basement.. Me and my queen were folding our laundry and one thing led to another LOL

Skellington
11-14-2005, 04:06 AM
LAst night twice

Bloo
11-14-2005, 05:53 AM
Sexual intercourse or coitus is the human (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human) form of copulation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copulation). In a wider context, the term sexual intercourse may refer to a wider range of sexual activities than the term coitus, which usually only refers to vaginal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina) intercourse.

Sexual intercourse may be preceded by foreplay (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreplay) which leads to sexual arousal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_arousal) of the partners, resulting in erection of the penis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis) and natural lubrication of the vagina. To engage in sexual intercourse, the erect penis is inserted into the vagina and one or both of the partners move back and forth to repeatedly pull the penis out (but usually not all the way out) and push it back in. In this way, they stimulate themselves and each other usually until they achieve orgasm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgasm) and ejaculation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ejaculation).

Sex is fun, I give it a 9.5/10 ^O^

AndAnotherOne
11-14-2005, 05:59 AM
None of your business.

Ayatollah Prolific
11-14-2005, 10:48 AM
Last night... Twice.

Before that was 2 fuckin long. Shagged her like a man fresh outta jail coz of the shit.
Perhaps you waited, before posting on this thread...LOL. How long was it before that, out of curiosity.

JASPER
11-14-2005, 11:15 AM
A few minutes ago. My girl came by and we had 20 minutes of hardcore romancing.

Bungle
11-14-2005, 01:18 PM
last tiome i fucked was about 3-4 weeks ago, last time i got head was a week ago saturday, but i prefer finger fuckin chicks, i dont get exhausted (i'm a athsmatic chubby fella), every chick thats had my fingaz in her, loved it and reached multiples level. i'm good.

Soul Controller
11-14-2005, 01:51 PM
i had anal with a gurlie i call supergurl, last nite
my 1st time
her 1st time
w00t!

Bungle
11-14-2005, 01:58 PM
^ i wanna fuck some bitch in her ass, everytime i've tried in the past, they've all been like "nah, thats too big" (i'm white, i know thats bullshit), so i've never been allowed, but i wanna do it, and the next chick i fuck, i'm gonna force it in her ass.

Star Child
11-14-2005, 02:16 PM
jus under a week ago

TeknicelStylez
11-14-2005, 02:27 PM
^ i wanna fuck some bitch in her ass, everytime i've tried in the past, they've all been like "nah, thats too big" (i'm white, i know thats bullshit), so i've never been allowed, but i wanna do it, and the next chick i fuck, i'm gonna force it in her ass.You just gotta know how to do it champ, I fucked virgins in their ass before, If you eat the pussy while you doing that, start off slowly massaging it than just pop your finger in there. If she lets it slide (its like an 80/20 chance, although when she don't let it slide its really bad, an abrupt end to your night) than you in! After a short while of convincing, which you should do while your pleasing her, and always be affirmative about it, YOU SHOULD BE IN CHAMP! Anal sex feels fucking banging, I love it...

Some responses you should memorize

"It's too big" - "It's all good mami I'll use 2 fingers first and alot of lubrication."
If she's uptight about the whole ass thing being dirty tell her to go dousche it...
"Is it gonna hurt" - "A little bit but I'll be real gentle with you mami"

Just do your best to be persuasive, I GOT FAITH IN YOU KID!!

Bungle
11-14-2005, 02:56 PM
^thanks for having faith in me, i'll try not to let u down

Bloo
11-14-2005, 03:14 PM
Wow kid, I don't know about forcing a girl but I'm sure if you try some tactics you'll get some ass ass. It's kinda strange though that you get worn out during sex though. I'm a fat guy and I don't ever get tired with I'm hittin it. Must be the asthma more than the weight.

Bungle
11-14-2005, 03:48 PM
Wow kid, I don't know about forcing a girl but I'm sure if you try some tactics you'll get some ass ass. It's kinda strange though that you get worn out during sex though. I'm a fat guy and I don't ever get tired with I'm hittin it. Must be the asthma more than the weight.dont get it twisted, i dont mean i'm gonna rape the bitch, i just mean like, i go to put it in, she tells me no, i do it anyway, nahmean.

as far as getting worn out, it is the asthma, plus i'm a smoker and i kinda got this whole tantra shit poppin off, but i aint got it under control yet, last chick i was with, first time i fucked her we was goin at it for like 4hours +, i know this, cos i was playing one of my albums on repeat and i heard the first track like 5 times and still didnt nutt, and the same again for like the first 5 or 6 times we fucked. i've never ever busted early tho or too quick, either just right or too loooooooonnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg. on top of that, most bitches dont know how to fuck, they know how to lay there and get fucked, which i think is another reason why i get tired.....i'm the one doin all the work. Doggystyle.....i'm straight killin it, get her on top.........i'm killin it, get me on top......i'm killin it, but i'm gonna be knackered in 20minutes.

i like fuckin chicks raw, cos i can nutt in her and carry on, its none of this bust a nut and fall asleep shit.............

Ayatollah Prolific
11-14-2005, 03:52 PM
^^^^ Hey, there's nothing wrong with "busting a nut and going to sleep." That's my second favorite part of s#x... best sleep always.

MF Viktor Herbz
11-14-2005, 04:12 PM
i was about to fuck some white chick but after i fingered her and actually looked at her pussy, it didnt look rite, so i made up an excuse about i aint got no protection and was gone.

her pussy looked nasty! all spots and shit

maybe its because im used to fuckin black girls, she was the first white girl i even fingered.

well i got a client/friend tonite and i know im gonna fuckit her, i cant wait!

(she's black)

thwak
11-14-2005, 04:52 PM
i was about to fuck some white chick but after i fingered her and actually looked at her pussy, it didnt look rite, so i made up an excuse about i aint got no protection and was gone.

her pussy looked nasty! all spots and shit

maybe its because im used to fuckin black girls, she was the first white girl i even fingered.

well i got a client/friend tonite and i know im gonna fuckit her, i cant wait!

(she's black)
what the fuck do you mean spots? like were there like weird yellow spots or some shit?

MF Viktor Herbz
11-14-2005, 05:08 PM
what the fuck do you mean spots? like were there like weird yellow spots or some shit?
no, like acne!!

nasty as fuck

they were like around the crease between the thigh and pussy

fuckin disgusting man

Bungle
11-14-2005, 05:09 PM
^ i think he means like shave spots, u know when white chicks shave the pussy rather than wax it, it usually leaves marks that dont look nice. nuthin to worry about viktor, its just where she been shaving, next time u come across a chick like that, tell her Imac works better than a bic.

MF Viktor Herbz
11-14-2005, 05:27 PM
^ i think he means like shave spots, u know when white chicks shave the pussy rather than wax it, it usually leaves marks that dont look nice. nuthin to worry about viktor, its just where she been shaving, next time u come across a chick like that, tell her Imac works better than a bic.
thanx bungle, i was so fuckin scared tho bro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bungle
11-14-2005, 05:28 PM
lol, no worries...

Bloo
11-14-2005, 05:33 PM
Yeah, sistas get em sometimes too, it's just harder to see against the darker tone. It's all good though. Just do like I do, look up some pics of STDs that way you know what they look like ahead of time.

JASPER
11-14-2005, 05:41 PM
http://www.engrish.com/image/engrish/captain-condom.jpg

Oztradamus
11-14-2005, 07:18 PM
Condoms are for suckers!!!!

Oh baby I like it Rawwwwwww, yeah baby I like it RAAAAWWWWW!!!!

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
11-14-2005, 07:25 PM
I fell out with my girl, might not got any for awhile

suede wally don
11-15-2005, 04:24 PM
i havent gotten any for a month or so maybe 2

Mark
11-15-2005, 04:57 PM
no, like acne!!

nasty as fuck

they were like around the crease between the thigh and pussy

fuckin disgusting man

Oh fucking hell, I don't wanna hear this shit - fucking hell

TeknicelStylez
11-15-2005, 06:36 PM
Relax mark, we found out it was just razor bumps.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
11-15-2005, 06:48 PM
1 hour and 20 mins ago

and the pussy was good

necro
11-15-2005, 08:20 PM
About 3 hours ago, was mad nice.

Oztradamus
11-16-2005, 12:07 AM
A few hours ago, while watching my Wrestlemania DVD's

AK Spray
11-16-2005, 12:34 AM
DAmn, yo... I wonder how many ppl in here are lyin'... lol.

crass
11-16-2005, 12:50 AM
Yeah, sistas get em sometimes too, it's just harder to see against the darker tone. It's all good though. Just do like I do, look up some pics of STDs that way you know what they look like ahead of time.
good policy, but don't be surprised if once you see all the crazy shit you're gonna think every little bump or mark on your wang is herpes or some shit :lmao:

Oztradamus
02-07-2006, 03:46 PM
Had a little quickie yesterday after working out..

Prolifical ENG
02-07-2006, 03:54 PM
Lets just say I accidentally brushed up against the counter today and it felt good :mmmyah:

Oztradamus
02-07-2006, 03:58 PM
Lets just say I accidentally brushed up against the counter today and it felt good :mmmyah:

LOL.... SMH

Qwiffersniffer
02-07-2006, 03:58 PM
I just made love to my crack pipe. Does that count?

Queen Of Poetry
02-07-2006, 04:04 PM
Lets just say I accidentally brushed up against the counter today and it felt good :mmmyah:

LOL...damn I am gonna try that b/c it has been too long for me......

Big Bad Man
02-07-2006, 05:08 PM
Since new year man. Im gonna explode.

TUCO
02-07-2006, 05:18 PM
september :/

Kriszy Substance
02-07-2006, 05:23 PM
^^sounds like you are about due my friend...isnt it your birthday today or tomorrow? use that card to get laid (unless you are obstaining on purpose). dont forget to wear a condom while in your birthday suit...

for me, last night.

deadlymelody
02-07-2006, 07:01 PM
Only question I have is, why would I want to know when someone else, whom I don't know, last had sex?

Big Bad Man
02-07-2006, 07:13 PM
Only question I have is, why would I want to know when someone else, whom I don't know, last had sex?

Incase the aliens come.

Oztradamus
02-08-2006, 03:20 AM
Only question I have is, why would I want to know when someone else, whom I don't know, last had sex?

We need to get you laid B

Another one for the books, once again...

Protection
02-08-2006, 06:59 AM
About 2 weeks ago... Im gettin' some this weekend though.

100pr00f
02-08-2006, 07:02 AM
my right hand partner wants it every night

i cant stop her

WARPATH
02-08-2006, 09:15 AM
Does it count if the stripper makes you shoot in your pants?

Queen Of Poetry
02-08-2006, 09:21 AM
Does it count if the stripper makes you shoot in your pants?

Oh my........:eek:

BRONZBODY
02-08-2006, 09:29 AM
yeh if that does count then on my birthday last sunday,i LOVE strippers!!!!!


they would like me more if i payed them tho

WARPATH
02-08-2006, 09:40 AM
Strippers are sick..........

Oztradamus
02-08-2006, 11:07 AM
Does it count if the stripper makes you shoot in your pants?

*cues Price is Right Losing horns*

IRAN
02-08-2006, 01:00 PM
8 months ago when my baby was conceived.

WARPATH
02-08-2006, 02:17 PM
8 months ago when my baby was conceived.

are you female? did some one's big dick break the baby's water? or are you male and you was trying to give baby a snow cap thumpin on it's head?

ilzPotent
02-08-2006, 02:48 PM
wow - I was going to say what would make you think of asking that, but I read about your toilet situation.

tajeco
02-08-2006, 03:17 PM
funny

WARPATH
02-08-2006, 05:26 PM
wow - I was going to say what would make you think of asking that, but I read about your toilet situation.

what do toilets have to with breaking a woman's water with big dick?

Sexy Jasper
02-08-2006, 05:38 PM
Last time I had sex, Hanson were the hottest chicks on tv.

Oztradamus
02-08-2006, 05:51 PM
Last time I had sex, Hanson were the hottest chicks on tv.

Ouch :confused:

Big Bad Man
02-11-2006, 08:34 AM
Last night fuckers. Twice :)

SuperWoman
02-11-2006, 09:01 AM
2 or 3 weeks ago when my man was out.. 7 weeks and then he's free.

riddla
02-11-2006, 10:02 AM
last week....

WARPATH
02-11-2006, 12:00 PM
I beast fucked a woman last night. and when I shot my joy juice I hollered-

"AAAAHHHHHHHHH YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!"

and then she just laid there..............................twitching

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
02-11-2006, 03:27 PM
^ bullshit

I almost had sex but then got interupted

WARPATH
02-11-2006, 04:42 PM
Bullshit huh? that's funny coming from a kid that almost got laid. Silly mother fucker i'm a grown man -I beast fuck grown bitches- stuff her face in the pillow, yank her hair, talk trash, and stick my finger in her ass. When you grow up bitches will let you do that shit to them too.

Queen Of Poetry
02-12-2006, 08:37 AM
Last time I had sex, Hanson were the hottest chicks on tv.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeru
02-12-2006, 08:43 AM
Last time I was in a woman was when I was born

Queen Of Poetry
02-12-2006, 08:46 AM
Last time I was in a woman was when I was born


LOL..........

WARPATH
02-12-2006, 09:44 AM
I just got done, I woke up with morning wood, shit was hard enuff to gut diamonds, and I just punished the lady laying in my bed. Now she's laying there, twitching again, she won't get up for about an hour when the feeling starts coming back in her legs.

Oztradamus
02-15-2006, 06:01 PM
Last night and it was goooooooooddd:cool:

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
02-16-2006, 10:00 AM
Bullshit huh? that's funny coming from a kid that almost got laid. Silly mother fucker i'm a grown man -I beast fuck grown bitches- stuff her face in the pillow, yank her hair, talk trash, and stick my finger in her ass. When you grow up bitches will let you do that shit to them too.

great imagination! A+

WARPATH
02-16-2006, 10:20 AM
great imagination! A+

I know it hurts you believe that some guys actually get pussy on a regular basis. It's called in house pussy, you might get some if you weren't such a geek. As for me I just got my dick sucked, and this the thread to let everyone know so i'm here to let you know- I just got my dick sucked. You need a girlfriend that puts out, that way you won't almost have sex.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
02-16-2006, 10:24 AM
^ catching feelings huh? why dont you post on how you be pounding pussy like a beast some more haha

WARPATH
02-16-2006, 10:46 AM
^ catching feelings huh? why dont you post on how you be pounding pussy like a beast some more haha

OK, after I beast fuck a bitch again I will, untill then stay tuned!

TrueDciple
02-16-2006, 12:13 PM
I had it yesterday and yo this chick got 3 kids and shes tigh as hell ..even tighter then my ex-girl who has none....and a frucking incredible body with not even a strech mark and thats no lie.


Peace!

Aqueous Moon
02-16-2006, 02:14 PM
I was asleep ...I was dreaming...

stak84
02-16-2006, 05:02 PM
I got my girlfriend to dress up like Mrs. Clause and I dressed up like Santa and we fucked in the Chimney, It was amazing!!!!!!!!

Oztradamus
02-16-2006, 05:04 PM
I didn't have sex last night.. I made love

Oztradamus
03-08-2006, 04:19 PM
^yesterday at night, while watching 24 Season 2

Yeah, I know.. I didn't last the 40 days 40 nights.. Oh well

$icka Than Aidz
03-08-2006, 04:21 PM
just like 2 hours ago

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
03-08-2006, 04:26 PM
10 hours ago

P-Noid Brown
03-08-2006, 04:27 PM
before my girl left to FL

Oztradamus
03-08-2006, 04:45 PM
before my girl left to FL

You're cheating con Manuela, Papo?

smokebongoncliff
03-08-2006, 05:05 PM
man sex is way over-rated .. i so much rather just get my dick sucked . i dno bout yall

$icka Than Aidz
03-08-2006, 05:19 PM
man sex is way over-rated .. i so much rather just get my dick sucked . i dno bout yall

3 hours ago

Skellington
03-09-2006, 03:25 AM
Last night

Orhan Gencebay
03-09-2006, 03:58 AM
i wont have sex until wu-tang brings out another album!!!!

strike!!!

Skellington
03-09-2006, 04:18 AM
if you remove that 50 cent image you might have sex wether wu releases a new album or not cause that ain't the excuse

NIGHT MAYOR
03-09-2006, 06:55 AM
december :~( slim pick'ns

RapLevelated
03-09-2006, 07:33 AM
4 days ago

Inspectah_Dirk
03-09-2006, 07:55 AM
Yesterday afternoon.

Queen Of Poetry
03-09-2006, 07:56 AM
Sex? What the hell is that?

LOL

hectis
03-09-2006, 09:17 AM
Sex? What the hell is that?

LOL

IT IS WERE A MAN STICKS HIS PENIS IN A WOMEN PUSSY OR ASS OR HER MOUTH OR HE EATS HER PUSSY SOME PEOPLE EAT ASS THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO HAVE SEX MAYBE AFTER U HAVE YOUR BABY WE CAN PRACTICE KARMA SUTRA (DONT KNOW IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT) TOGETHER?*; :clap: ^O^ :D

Inspectah_Dirk
03-09-2006, 09:32 AM
IT IS WERE A MAN STICKS HIS PENIS IN A WOMEN PUSSY OR ASS OR HER MOUTH OR HE EATS HER PUSSY SOME PEOPLE EAT ASS THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO HAVE SEX MAYBE AFTER U HAVE YOUR BABY WE CAN PRACTICE KARMA SUTRA (DONT KNOW IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT) TOGETHER?*; :clap: ^O^ :D


Lol. I got a digital Kama Sutra book for ya :p

L~>1<~NKS
03-09-2006, 09:48 AM
All season!!!

My eyes green n that's what I want to see hit my palm - pussy comes a distant second... but don't get me wrong I crave it every FUCKIN day!

Oztradamus
03-09-2006, 11:03 AM
Eh, yesterday before going to bed...

TUCO
03-09-2006, 11:51 AM
6 months ago
im an honest cold cocker

Queen Of Poetry
03-09-2006, 12:56 PM
IT IS WERE A MAN STICKS HIS PENIS IN A WOMEN PUSSY OR ASS OR HER MOUTH OR HE EATS HER PUSSY SOME PEOPLE EAT ASS THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO HAVE SEX MAYBE AFTER U HAVE YOUR BABY WE CAN PRACTICE KARMA SUTRA (DONT KNOW IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT) TOGETHER?*; :clap: ^O^ :D


LOL....I look forward to that!!!!!!!

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
03-09-2006, 01:04 PM
When I took this picture...


...................

hectis
03-09-2006, 01:09 PM
LOL....I look forward to that!!!!!!!

SO DO I DO U ALSO WANT TO MAKE A DVD?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
03-09-2006, 01:12 PM
Smash to smithereens

Queen Of Poetry
03-09-2006, 01:13 PM
SO DO I DO U ALSO WANT TO MAKE A DVD?

U mean videotape the moment?

hectis
03-09-2006, 01:14 PM
U mean videotape the moment?

YES I WON'T SELL IT OR ANY THING BUT IT WOULD BE FOR THE MEMORYS WE BOTH COULD HAVE A COPY

Queen Of Poetry
03-09-2006, 01:16 PM
YES I WON'T SELL IT OR ANY THING BUT IT WOULD BE FOR THE MEMORYS WE BOTH COULD HAVE A COPY

LOL...shit I'm wit it!!!!!!!!!

hectis
03-09-2006, 01:19 PM
LOL...shit I'm wit it!!!!!!!!!

ME TOO IM DOWN WITH ALL MOST EVERYTHING U MIGHT WANT TO DO

hectis
03-09-2006, 01:22 PM
LOL...shit I'm wit it!!!!!!!!!
WHEN DO U WANT TO DO THIS?

---
04-01-2006, 01:15 AM
I had sex almost every day this week.

Oztradamus
04-01-2006, 01:28 AM
3 Days ago, man did I put a hurting...

Razorsharp
04-01-2006, 01:46 AM
month ago.....damn... now i aint gettin none for awhile.... what a bitch....

cap
04-01-2006, 12:22 PM
my girl just slept over so,EAT YA HEART OUT BITCHES!!!!
LOL

Inspectah_Dirk
04-01-2006, 01:01 PM
i'm having sex as we speak..:yes:

Razorsharp
04-01-2006, 02:31 PM
^^lmao lmao

JASPER
04-01-2006, 02:37 PM
My nuts is getting dusty and my penis shrieks when I get an erection.

Someone help a brotha out.

KaramelSundae
04-01-2006, 03:21 PM
5 days ago, right after the Ghost show. hahah :Y O:)

Grongle
04-01-2006, 05:06 PM
doin it now :)

Grongle
04-01-2006, 05:08 PM
i'm having sex as we speak..:yes:

ahh fuck i just posted above , n its alredy been done , fuck lol
:fucku:

Its Big Lu baby
04-03-2006, 09:04 PM
im having sex right now... my bitches understand the importance of me posting on wutangcorp so they adjust their sexual positions so that i may type. brb while i busta nut

Oztradamus
04-03-2006, 09:28 PM
In the morning.. :) Good shit

SHRAP
04-03-2006, 11:22 PM
i got the worst fucking blowjob ever this morning, bitch bit my lips, face, hand and dick. i wanted to fuck her but once she bit my hand it was over for shrap jr, i still cant get a hard on.

Gigy
04-03-2006, 11:27 PM
Skale... how da fuck... what the hell... how you let her bit your... HAND??? (Hey, nice to see u back, Skale!!)

Gigy
04-03-2006, 11:27 PM
The last time I had sex was 2 days ago.

SHRAP
04-03-2006, 11:56 PM
The last time I had sex was 2 days ago.

:thumbup:

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:14 AM
When was the last time u had sex?

With someone or alone?

hectis
04-04-2006, 10:15 AM
When was the last time u had sex?

With someone or alone?

BOTH

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:17 AM
With someone........about 4 months ago............

By myself..........about 30 seconds ago..........LOL

CherChezLaMarauder
04-04-2006, 10:25 AM
I just got 7 different B.J.'s from 7 different women from 7 different countries 7 minutes ago. Yesterday I turned out Dick Chaney's daughter, now she's back to p-nesses. The day before that I impregnated all the nuns in Vatican City, flew out to Chicago and impregnated Oprah the same evening. She'll announce her pregnacy shortly.

hectis
04-04-2006, 10:31 AM
With someone........about 4 months ago............

By myself..........about 30 seconds ago I can not stop thinking of Hectis ...


I HOPE U HAD A GOOD TIME;$

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:34 AM
LOL....of course I did........ain't nobody as good as I am at what I do.......

hectis
04-04-2006, 10:36 AM
LOL....of course I did........ain't nobody as good as I am at what I do.......


DO U HAVE ANY PROOF OF THAT LIKE A VIDEO TAPE OR SOMETHING;)

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:37 AM
LOL.........yeah I have all of them tucked away for a rainy day.........

hectis
04-04-2006, 10:39 AM
LOL.........yeah I have all of them tucked away for a rainy day.........


WERE ARE MY COPIES?

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:40 AM
Was that alone or with someone?

hectis
04-04-2006, 10:44 AM
Was that alone or with someone?

I WANTED TO KNOW IF I COULD HAVE A COOY OF UR TAPES I DONT HAVE ANY TAPES BUT MAYBE IT WUZ ALONE

num2son
04-04-2006, 10:45 AM
Can u have sex alone?

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:45 AM
LOL..........dvd's r $50...........no refunds if not completely satisfied.......all sales r final..........

hectis
04-04-2006, 10:47 AM
LOL..........dvd's r $50...........no refunds if not completely satisfied.......all sales r final..........


WERE DO I SEND A CHECK TOO AND HOW LONG ARE THEY CAN I SEE A PREVIEW OR SOMETHING?

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:47 AM
With my man, you know... I have 1.

:cheerlie:

I know.........but still sometimes u just gotta do it urself to be sure it gets done right...........;)

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:48 AM
WERE DO I SEND A CHECK TOO AND HOW LONG ARE THEY CAN I SEE A PREVIEW OR SOMETHING?

LOL........no peeks...........I'll send u my address and u can send me the check....it clears the bank and I'll send u a dvd..........*D

hectis
04-04-2006, 10:49 AM
LOL........no peeks...........I'll send u my address and u can send me the check....it clears the bank and I'll send u a dvd..........*D

OK THEN IT IS A DEAL AND IT WILL CLEAR THE BANK WHEN WILL I GET THIS DVD?

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:50 AM
LOL.........u live in NY.......probably take take about 3 days........

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:51 AM
Oh and u have to sign a form that u will never share it, upload it, or do anything except watch it alone...........OK?

hectis
04-04-2006, 10:51 AM
I Live In New York State But Not City So Will That Take Longer?

hectis
04-04-2006, 10:52 AM
Oh and u have to sign a form that u will never share it, upload it, or do anything except watch it alone...........OK?

I AGREE WITH THAT

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:52 AM
No it shouldn't...........

hectis
04-04-2006, 10:53 AM
I Can Not Wait To Get This

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:54 AM
I Can Not Wait To Get This



;)

Just don't tell 36..........he'll have a fit............

hectis
04-04-2006, 10:56 AM
;)

Just don't tell 36..........he'll have a fit............

I WONT TELL ANY ONE I WILL JUST PUT IT IN MY DVD PLAYER AND WATCH IT A FEW 100 TIMES

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:56 AM
LOL..........ur a hot mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hectis
04-04-2006, 10:58 AM
LOL..........ur a hot mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WACTHIN THE DVD WILL LEAVE A HOT MESS

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 10:58 AM
Damn........we're gonna get in trouble for going off topic...........LOL

hectis
04-04-2006, 10:59 AM
Maybe

Oztradamus
04-04-2006, 11:20 AM
Last night :)

My girl is down for a little personal movie LOL.. I already have the right song for the background Phil Collin's "Sussudio" I'm going to re-enact the American Psycho sex scene

*flexes while lookin into the camera*
*keeps pumpin'*

Gigy
04-04-2006, 11:53 AM
were was i at?
Away... as usual...
So I had to do it with someone else, pretending it was you....

Gigy
04-04-2006, 11:57 AM
what can i say, nigga got stay gettin it. my bad ill be home next time.
That's what you always say! Next time, next time... I'M FED UP!!!!!!!!!!

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 11:57 AM
LOL...........tell him girl.............

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 12:28 PM
you can be as fed up as you want but when i get there woman just be ready to give it. thats is all your dismissed.

OH see............go ethnic on him girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 12:34 PM
ion know why ou talking, your gonna be helpin her now snap yaself in shape and back that ass up!

8O

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 12:42 PM
LOL..........u have a huge imagination...................

















Oh.......and...........

















U watch too much porn

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 12:51 PM
LOL..........that's it, ur going through withdrawl..........

Jeru
04-04-2006, 12:51 PM
LOL..........that's it, ur going through withdrawl..........
His dick prolly is 2

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 12:53 PM
not from the porn, somebody been teasin me for like a good week now. its killing me.

Who? just go lasso her and put her down and give it to her.....LOL

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 12:54 PM
His dick prolly is 2

Jeru said "dick".................LOL

8O

Jeru
04-04-2006, 12:54 PM
Jeru said "dick".................LOL

8O

Queen said "LOL" 8O LOL

Jeru
04-04-2006, 12:55 PM
please cease from mentioning my private area thank you.

you're welcome

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 12:56 PM
i can't be just telin who spreadin the bi all in the streets like that. you know i wanna, shit im going to.

Just say......look here girl, I wanna fuck u wanna fuck, so let's fuck.....

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 12:59 PM
LOL.......shiiiiiit so u gotta smooth talk before u hit the skins?

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 01:04 PM
LOL.........oh no talk just action!!!!!!! That's what I'm talkin bout.......don't worry about who or what I am........just get it in.........LOL

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 01:09 PM
LOL............then.....................nap time...............

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 01:13 PM
Yeah niggas round here got no game............nothing zilch nada!!!!!!

Pathetic!!!!!!

hectis
04-04-2006, 01:15 PM
Who Needs Game To GeT U? J.k LOL

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 01:16 PM
LOL.........oh so u saying I'm easy.........that's fightin words.....LOL

hectis
04-04-2006, 01:18 PM
Only For Me But For Every One Else They Have A Better Chance At Jumping Of A Tall Building And Not Getting Hurt

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 01:19 PM
LOL.........ya'll r buggin.............

Gigy
04-04-2006, 02:12 PM
you can be as fed up as you want but when i get there woman just be ready to give it. thats is all your dismissed.
I-know-you-didn't!!!!!
*takes off her earings*. You want beef? I got beef! If u ain't a vegetarian, come and get your beef!!!

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 02:23 PM
LOL


**grabs some popcorn**


Get him girl!!!!!!!!!!!

maestro wooz
04-04-2006, 02:24 PM
and goddess gets banned 737837821 times

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 02:25 PM
and goddess gets banned 737837821 times

Huh?

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 02:28 PM
**grabs water**

Oztradamus
04-04-2006, 02:31 PM
Where did this thread get derailed?

Gigy
04-04-2006, 02:33 PM
only thing gigy wants is to beg me to forgive her for steppin out of line.
I heard that, 'Gato... u know what? I'm leaving!
Don't worry about me getting pleasure without you, I packed it with the batteries too.

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 02:35 PM
Where did this thread get derailed?

Legato did it...........honest.............

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 02:36 PM
I heard that, 'Gato... u know what? I'm leaving!
Don't worry about me getting pleasure without you, I packed it with the batteries too.

**high 5**

OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oztradamus
04-04-2006, 02:40 PM
Legato did it...........honest.............

http://static.bbmp3.com/smilies/smh2.gif

Queen Of Poetry
04-04-2006, 02:45 PM
http://static.bbmp3.com/smilies/smh2.gif


:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:

Gigy
04-04-2006, 02:47 PM
**high 5**

OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*high 5* |)
I'm out to work, peace QOP, peace fam!
And 'Gato, u'll find your things outside. Hurry up, the trash truck is coming soon.

SHRAP
04-05-2006, 12:32 AM
but you know after that it's attack attack defend attack defend magic magic attack battle over.

wtf this shit belongs in the pimpin hall of shame... somebody been playin too many shitty final fantasy games

mashqauck
04-05-2006, 01:02 AM
i dont even know what sex is yet




n00b

Oztradamus
04-05-2006, 01:47 AM
^ You'll probably bust upon entry.. LOL Believe me

(NO HOMO)

Razorsharp
04-05-2006, 01:48 AM
^^LMAO LMAO LMAO... dont clown on sir mash... he's the man

Oztradamus
04-05-2006, 02:29 AM
I aint clowning, I'm just giving him a heads (NO HOMO) up, on what to expect..