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Knok-A-Fella
06-21-2005, 02:37 PM
this was a big thread on the old wutang site with ppl tellin every1 there worst sexual tings

some of em were crackers

heres one to start off

chillin with this chik, wen she says lets go bk to her crib
so were at her crib playin around wen she says i need sex now
so me bein a hot blooded male i stepped forward lol

so were in the middle of it now wen her sister comes home, and the chik im with shares a room with her sista, so the sister comes up the stairs and sees up at it doogystyle facin the door she came thru

but this is the bad part

the sista that walked thru the door was a girl i fuked a week earlier n i didnt know they were sisters
so the girl i fuked a week earlier came in the bedroom and screams james wot u doin wit amy (sisters name)
n she started screwin sayin y havent i called her
so i finished wot i was doin, took the johhny of and thru it at the wall and as they looked to c where it had gone, i ran out the front door and legged it dwn the street wit my boxers on

i got worse ones but this one craks me up everytime i tell it

Bless,1

deadlymelody
06-21-2005, 11:42 PM
Oh my dear lord. That's actually not that bad just fucking hilarious. To tell the truth, of all the sexual experiences i've had, which really isn't a lot but it's something, have been just fine.

mn2683
06-22-2005, 12:05 AM
once i was having sex with my ex and her dad walked in, i was completely inside her

repo
06-22-2005, 12:33 AM
there was this one time the dude who didnt speak any english with a dick that resembled a sharpie

check two
06-22-2005, 01:46 AM
One time I was having sex with some chick, and her younger sister walked in on us. Her younger sister was 67.

Claustrofobic
06-22-2005, 02:10 AM
One time I was having sex with some chick, and her younger sister walked in on us. Her younger sister was 67.
SIIIIIIIIIICK DUDE!!

Mark
06-22-2005, 04:05 AM
hahahhahaha check two killed it

Ronin
06-22-2005, 05:06 AM
checks pimpin old bitches for inheritance

Rebel_INS
06-22-2005, 05:12 AM
hahahhahaha check two killed it
Uh hell yea lmao! YO knok that is mad embarrasing to lol

Knok-A-Fella
06-22-2005, 06:13 AM
check two u a funny mutherfukah

had me lmfao for ages

keep em goin

or is every1 embarrassed

Bless,1

GuardianOne
06-23-2005, 06:34 AM
One time I was having sex with some chick, and her younger sister walked in on us. Her younger sister was 67.
So tell us did you continue with sex, or it could nolonger erect???

Knok-A-Fella
06-23-2005, 09:51 AM
this one happened to me about hour ago

i was wif a chik (we are fuk buddies) gettin down to bizniz now
were in her bedroom about 30 minutes later im feelin the time is near so
i put her on her knees and bust one on her face as im unloadin my protein shake on her face
her big bruva comes stormin into the room
Lol
as u cn imagine once u started bustin one u cant stop so im lookin at him with my dik on his lil sisters face
he starts screamin and shit and im jus laughin in his face with his lil sisters munchin on my dik
cos she didnt know he was there so she was still sukin dik and then wen she turned around to c wot i was laughin at
she stopped sukin and choked cos she jus swallowed a whole load and was sik on the carpet infront of her bruv
LMFAO

its not really my worst but its fukin as hell

Bless, 1

deadlymelody
06-23-2005, 11:58 AM
this one happened to me about hour ago

i was wif a chik (we are fuk buddies) gettin down to bizniz now
were in her bedroom about 30 minutes later im feelin the time is near so
i put her on her knees and bust one on her face as im unloadin my protein shake on her face
her big bruva comes stormin into the room
Lol
as u cn imagine once u started bustin one u cant stop so im lookin at him with my dik on his lil sisters face
he starts screamin and shit and im jus laughin in his face with his lil sisters munchin on my dik
cos she didnt know he was there so she was still sukin dik and then wen she turned around to c wot i was laughin at
she stopped sukin and choked cos she jus swallowed a whole load and was sik on the carpet infront of her bruv
LMFAO

its not really my worst but its fukin as hell

Bless, 1
I think that'd be awesome for you IMO

T4R1K
06-23-2005, 12:25 PM
So tell us did you continue with sex, or it could nolonger erect???
eyah..what happend?

check two
06-23-2005, 01:36 PM
So tell us did you continue with sex, or it could nolonger erect???

lol, you mean could my magic stick no longer erect cause of the woman's age? }:|

JASPER
06-23-2005, 04:29 PM
It was 10 months ago.. a hot summer night.. I was getting some grade a meat hole.. tight, fresh and silent. Just perfect... Right before I was gonna put the sauce on the burger.. some dude walked in on me. Mere seconds later, Mark Mayoya was beating the shit out of me.

TUCO
06-23-2005, 04:53 PM
when i lost my virginity (back in 8th grade)
we were at the park and we REALLY wanted to do it so we went to the lil Boys & Girls Club place and it was empty....so i got her on the lunch table and started doin my business..
i was kinda hurting her cause it was both our first time.....it was REAL good too cause she was fresh....we were goin at it for a good hour (after she came twice) an then she got on top of me
it was heaven.....she took off her shirt and just when she did the coach came in
he just started laughing out loud and walked out
we stared at eachother and kept going cause i didnt cum yet so she kept going till i did about 20 minutes later (no lie) and she bent down and kissed me, put on her clothes, as did i, walked her home and as did i
day later at school we stayed friends
just friends who had sex, lol

peace

kell16
06-23-2005, 05:09 PM
this was a big thread on the old wutang site with ppl tellin every1 there worst sexual tings

some of em were crackers

heres one to start off

chillin with this chik, wen she says lets go bk to her crib
so were at her crib playin around wen she says i need sex now
so me bein a hot blooded male i stepped forward lol

so were in the middle of it now wen her sister comes home, and the chik im with shares a room with her sista, so the sister comes up the stairs and sees up at it doogystyle facin the door she came thru

but this is the bad part

the sista that walked thru the door was a girl i fuked a week earlier n i didnt know they were sisters
so the girl i fuked a week earlier came in the bedroom and screams james wot u doin wit amy (sisters name)
n she started screwin sayin y havent i called her
so i finished wot i was doin, took the johhny of and thru it at the wall and as they looked to c where it had gone, i ran out the front door and legged it dwn the street wit my boxers on

i got worse ones but this one craks me up everytime i tell it

Bless,1
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

you a player my nigga

funny shit fam

any more?

kell16
06-23-2005, 05:11 PM
It was 10 months ago.. a hot summer night.. I was getting some grade a meat hole.. tight, fresh and silent. Just perfect... Right before I was gonna put the sauce on the burger.. some dude walked in on me. Mere seconds later, Mark Mayoya was beating the shit out of me.
lmao

kell16
06-23-2005, 05:13 PM
this one happened to me about hour ago

i was wif a chik (we are fuk buddies) gettin down to bizniz now
were in her bedroom about 30 minutes later im feelin the time is near so
i put her on her knees and bust one on her face as im unloadin my protein shake on her face
her big bruva comes stormin into the room
Lol
as u cn imagine once u started bustin one u cant stop so im lookin at him with my dik on his lil sisters face
he starts screamin and shit and im jus laughin in his face with his lil sisters munchin on my dik
cos she didnt know he was there so she was still sukin dik and then wen she turned around to c wot i was laughin at
she stopped sukin and choked cos she jus swallowed a whole load and was sik on the carpet infront of her bruv
LMFAO

its not really my worst but its fukin as hell

Bless, 1ROTFLMAO

deadlymelody
06-24-2005, 12:26 AM
when i lost my virginity (back in 8th grade)
we were at the park and we REALLY wanted to do it so we went to the lil Boys & Girls Club place and it was empty....so i got her on the lunch table and started doin my business..
i was kinda hurting her cause it was both our first time.....it was REAL good too cause she was fresh....we were goin at it for a good hour (after she came twice) an then she got on top of me
it was heaven.....she took off her shirt and just when she did the coach came in
he just started laughing out loud and walked out
we stared at eachother and kept going cause i didnt cum yet so she kept going till i did about 20 minutes later (no lie) and she bent down and kissed me, put on her clothes, as did i, walked her home and as did i
day later at school we stayed friends
just friends who had sex, lol

peace
I just can't get over imagining a coach walking in, laughing and then walking out. Doesn't even sound bad tuco

peace

GuardianOne
06-24-2005, 03:57 AM
lol, you mean could my magic stick no longer erect cause of the woman's age? }:|
Everything?You didn't finish..........

Knok-A-Fella
06-24-2005, 04:51 AM
when i lost my virginity (back in 8th grade)
we were at the park and we REALLY wanted to do it so we went to the lil Boys & Girls Club place and it was empty....so i got her on the lunch table and started doin my business..
i was kinda hurting her cause it was both our first time.....it was REAL good too cause she was fresh....we were goin at it for a good hour (after she came twice) an then she got on top of me
it was heaven.....she took off her shirt and just when she did the coach came in
he just started laughing out loud and walked out
we stared at eachother and kept going cause i didnt cum yet so she kept going till i did about 20 minutes later (no lie) and she bent down and kissed me, put on her clothes, as did i, walked her home and as did i
day later at school we stayed friends
just friends who had sex, lol

peace
some funny shit

i know that me, check two and rzarectah arent the only ones wit embarrassing or funny stories so drop ur stories

were all fam here

it seems that me, check, rzarectah are the only ones hu arent virgins

ROTLMFAO

jokes

drop some of ur stories

Bless,1

check two
06-24-2005, 10:43 PM
Everything?You didn't finish..........

You'd have to pm me for that info. It gets pretty hardcore. :)9:(

born invincible
06-24-2005, 11:10 PM
all my friends was outside chillin and i had this chic up my room one night right... they all outside smokin and jokin and shit... im knockin boots and shits all good... then my momz is knockin my bedroom door talkin bout what yall doin up in there. im dick deep upside the broad and i can hear my friends outside laughin at my mom.. meanwhile my mom is steady bangin on the door while im tryin to get my nut. basically im like, "ummm.. we talkin"!!! LMAO... shit was crazy funny. so i finish up and me and the hunny go back outside and cats are starin and laughin and shit. was all good tho cause i got me a good nut!!!!

deadlymelody
06-24-2005, 11:35 PM
all my friends was outside chillin and i had this chic up my room one night right... they all outside smokin and jokin and shit... im knockin boots and shits all good... then my momz is knockin my bedroom door talkin bout what yall doin up in there. im dick deep upside the broad and i can hear my friends outside laughin at my mom.. meanwhile my mom is steady bangin on the door while im tryin to get my nut. basically im like, "ummm.. we talkin"!!! LMAO... shit was crazy funny. so i finish up and me and the hunny go back outside and cats are starin and laughin and shit. was all good tho cause i got me a good nut!!!!

Man your mom SO knew you were fucking. Awesome story man HAHA.

GuardianOne
06-25-2005, 04:21 AM
It wasn't me though, but umm....

Well this guy and his girl live by a ground floor apartment in town (the avenues, were there are flats). Its summer so this guy starts having sex with his girl on their bed, performing all the moves (general stuff)the woman is making all the sounds ) whilst the guy is in unison with the girl. after 30 minutes or so they finish. As he pulls out his penis , he notices that their bedroom glass slide door was open, with a lot of people standing by the road watch a full cinama style view of what they had been doing.Whilst the lace curtains were drawn back, giving exquisite clarity of what was happening (whilst the lights had been slightly dimed to give that classic porn environment) And we were some of the bystanders.

GuardianOne
06-25-2005, 04:40 AM
This friend of mine (his a photographer)he knows a lot of people in town, even in our neighborhood. When we walk with him you know he always delays us. But he has a number of customers. So we are in town, going about our generall business doing nothing for the weekend (just pushing time on the watch). And we are up town in the avenues (by the area were there are "lodges" )were backpackers can spend a evening or two (those who can't afford hotels or motels), they are always Nigerians in that area or Congolese. So he enters this "lodge" we all know that its a lodge were prostitutes live, us innocently thinking he is atteding to a customer he took photos (not porn-just family photos). After some time (we send someone to go check on him) so this other friend (a girl) goes to the room were he had gone to call them. then she comes back and says he will be with us shortly (you know how it is in prostitues houses- that you can be practicing sex, whilst another girl comes to ask for condoms- or says don't make to much noise shes trying to sleep "she just had a number of clients, another is coming soon"), so he comes out and we ask him what took him so long ("where you taking photos till this time-his like yah"), so we're like anyway lets go, then the girl he was fucking runns saying hey you forgot your other condom, you only wore two when we were fucking, those ones i threw away in the toilet,since some sperm dropped on your shirt ( and for sure he had a wet spot on his shirt).And there are no water taps in that room!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wooly Noggins
06-25-2005, 04:33 PM
dam yall wrote books


mustard

LHX
06-25-2005, 05:03 PM
i couldnt get it up

she left

Big Bad Man
06-25-2005, 08:40 PM
this one happened to me about hour ago

i was wif a chik (we are fuk buddies) gettin down to bizniz now
were in her bedroom about 30 minutes later im feelin the time is near so
i put her on her knees and bust one on her face as im unloadin my protein shake on her face
her big bruva comes stormin into the room
Lol
as u cn imagine once u started bustin one u cant stop so im lookin at him with my dik on his lil sisters face
he starts screamin and shit and im jus laughin in his face with his lil sisters munchin on my dik
cos she didnt know he was there so she was still sukin dik and then wen she turned around to c wot i was laughin at
she stopped sukin and choked cos she jus swallowed a whole load and was sik on the carpet infront of her bruv
LMFAO

its not really my worst but its fukin as hell

Bless, 1
Aye mate. Then u woke up right?


Fuck that shit. Ill be honest it was my first time. Shit lasted about 40 mins n if u hink that sounds mighty healthy for a 14 yo who basically found out wit his penis was for about a week earlier yer wrong. I went home walkin funny, with sore baws, a torn adductor n groin muscle as well as mad bruises on my pelvis from bangin the skinny bitch, n scratches all over ma back. I had cunts hinkin I had been attacked by a gay rottweiller or some shit. lol. Funny now. But i took some damage at the time tryna give an older chick porno penis haha.

Donno how she was mind ya. Thank fuck I never had to see her again.

SurreaL
06-26-2005, 12:22 AM
No storie's here, my fucking's been stright forward with no problem's.

deadlymelody
06-26-2005, 01:16 AM
^
You better knock on wood there surreal.

Zakius Đ
06-26-2005, 02:06 AM
worst sexual encounter - when you're too drunk to uhh.... "get it up"

happened to me a couple times back in the day, shit sucks.....

Knok-A-Fella
06-26-2005, 04:24 AM
big bad man why u think im liein

i aint no sad person at a pc makin up stories

dont get it twisted, if u dont believe me it dont bother me

just thought id ask y u dnt believe me

Bless,1

Big Bad Man
06-26-2005, 07:55 AM
Coz any big brother who had to witness that would prolly end up in jail man. Donno, if it happend hairy muff, but just seems a wee bit far fetched to me.

Mark
06-26-2005, 08:11 AM
this one happened to me about hour ago

i was wif a chik (we are fuk buddies) gettin down to bizniz now
were in her bedroom about 30 minutes later im feelin the time is near so
i put her on her knees and bust one on her face as im unloadin my protein shake on her face
her big bruva comes stormin into the room
Lol
as u cn imagine once u started bustin one u cant stop so im lookin at him with my dik on his lil sisters face
he starts screamin and shit and im jus laughin in his face with his lil sisters munchin on my dik
cos she didnt know he was there so she was still sukin dik and then wen she turned around to c wot i was laughin at
she stopped sukin and choked cos she jus swallowed a whole load and was sik on the carpet infront of her bruv
LMFAO

its not really my worst but its fukin as hell

Bless, 1
hahahha this is too fuckin crazy

BRONZBODY
06-26-2005, 09:07 AM
i used to work at wal-mart and i got caught fukin a cashier in her car..she was like 38 and wanted some dick..so i gave it to her..they put me in handcuffs and walked me around the whole store so every one could see me..i got mines tho!!!

Knok-A-Fella
06-26-2005, 09:36 AM
her big bruva was younger then me so wot could he do

he just stormed out of tha room raving and ranting

not to sound big headed but he couldnt do nuffin cos i would have demolished him

But if ya'll dont believe me it doesnt bother me

Bless, 1

Big Bad Man
06-26-2005, 10:59 AM
her big bruva was younger then me so wot could he do

he just stormed out of tha room raving and ranting

not to sound big headed but he couldnt do nuffin cos i would have demolished him

But if ya'll dont believe me it doesnt bother me

Bless, 1
Man if Muhammed Bruce Lee Rickson Tyson weighed 600lbs n knew how to use the shit right n was doing that shit to ma sister I dont hink Id care if I could do him or not, Id slice his throat. N fuck bein big headed, no many people in the world Id avoid a fight with. But id expect some young fuck to try sumtin wit a weapon or some shit at least anyhow if that happened. But fuck it. I dont believe you still. Witever, life goes on.

check two
06-26-2005, 01:50 PM
i used to work at wal-mart and i got caught fukin a cashier in her car..she was like 38 and wanted some dick..so i gave it to her..they put me in handcuffs and walked me around the whole store so every one could see me..i got mines tho!!!

If you got caught in the car, why did they take you back into the store? lol

check two
06-26-2005, 01:51 PM
This friend of mine (his a photographer)he knows a lot of people in town, even in our neighborhood. When we walk with him you know he always delays us. But he has a number of customers. So we are in town, going about our generall business doing nothing for the weekend (just pushing time on the watch). And we are up town in the avenues (by the area were there are "lodges" )were backpackers can spend a evening or two (those who can't afford hotels or motels), they are always Nigerians in that area or Congolese. So he enters this "lodge" we all know that its a lodge were prostitutes live, us innocently thinking he is atteding to a customer he took photos (not porn-just family photos). After some time (we send someone to go check on him) so this other friend (a girl) goes to the room were he had gone to call them. then she comes back and says he will be with us shortly (you know how it is in prostitues houses- that you can be practicing sex, whilst another girl comes to ask for condoms- or says don't make to much noise shes trying to sleep "she just had a number of clients, another is coming soon"), so he comes out and we ask him what took him so long ("where you taking photos till this time-his like yah"), so we're like anyway lets go, then the girl he was fucking runns saying hey you forgot your other condom, you only wore two when we were fucking, those ones i threw away in the toilet,since some sperm dropped on your shirt ( and for sure he had a wet spot on his shirt).And there are no water taps in that room!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ace the photographer usually wears three condoms with that hooker? lol

BRONZBODY
06-26-2005, 06:26 PM
cause they fired me and made an example out of me...they love makin examples out of niggaz check.....she was nice tho we still keep in touch.

LadyRectah
06-26-2005, 06:31 PM
It was 10 months ago.. a hot summer night.. I was getting some grade a meat hole.. tight, fresh and silent. Just perfect... Right before I was gonna put the sauce on the burger.. some dude walked in on me. Mere seconds later, Mark Mayoya was beating the shit out of me. LMAAAOOO.. u retard..

JASPER
06-26-2005, 06:38 PM
One time I was baby sitting this hot 10 year old girl... her parents would be home by 11:00 pm and the girl needed ot be in bed before 9 pm...

I was watching tv and she asked me something about her homework, some geographics asignment. I sat myself down next to her and explained it all and as I was explaining, she rested her hand on my thigh and slowly moved it up to my nearly fully erected penis which inflated like a ruppee on Dow Jones... nevermind that clever metaphor..

Next thing she was leaning her head into my neck and whispered in my ear.. to take her to bed, cause she was tired (it was past 10 already). I told her to go ahead and brush her teeth.. she insisted me to cary her upstairs. And so I did...After I laid her down in bed and fluffed her pillow.. she demanded a goodnightkiss. I quickly kissed her on the cheek and she looked at me and said is that what you call a goodnight kiss and french kissed me before I realized what I just did.

Then she told me I was a good kisser and I laughed. Then she sucked my penis and her parents came home and caught me pants down, literally. They were furious about not puting her in bed earlier.

Fin!

GuardianOne
06-27-2005, 02:02 AM
One time I was baby sitting this hot 10 year old girl... her parents would be home by 11:00 pm and the girl needed ot be in bed before 9 pm...

I was watching tv and she asked me something about her homework, some geographics asignment. I sat myself down next to her and explained it all and as I was explaining, she rested her hand on my thigh and slowly moved it up to my nearly fully erected penis which inflated like a ruppee on Dow Jones... nevermind that clever metaphor..

Next thing she was leaning her head into my neck and whispered in my ear.. to take her to bed, cause she was tired (it was past 10 already). I told her to go ahead and brush her teeth.. she insisted me to cary her upstairs. And so I did...After I laid her down in bed and fluffed her pillow.. she demanded a goodnightkiss. I quickly kissed her on the cheek and she looked at me and said is that what you call a goodnight kiss and french kissed me before I realized what I just did.

Then she told me I was a good kisser and I laughed. Then she sucked my penis and her parents came home and caught me pants down, literally. They were furious about not puting her in bed earlier.

Fin!

Now why would parents leave their 10 year old daughter who knows how to suck a penis with Jasper?

GuardianOne
06-27-2005, 02:05 AM
Ace the photographer usually wears three condoms with that hooker? lol
Hey you know how people are about safety here in Africa, Our next door neighbors have some high Aids infection statistics (Botswana, South Africa-Zim itself). But you just have to see the Botswana chicks?

JASPER
06-27-2005, 04:15 AM
Now why would parents leave their 10 year old daughter who knows how to suck a penis with Jasper?The last part didn't actually happen. Sorry. Parents leave their 10 year olds with me because they trust me and they know I can resist the temptation of their slutty daughters flirting

Knok-A-Fella
06-27-2005, 05:25 AM
ROFLMFAO

i got put on an anti-social-behaviour-order for getting caught fukin some bitch outside

Fukin ridiculous

still, i got my nut so i dont care

Bless, 1

Skellington
06-27-2005, 06:08 AM
Worst sexual encounter??? Damn, I can rember that shit like it was yesterday, it was a fuckin' nightmare.

So there was this chick at my school and she liked to fool around with me whenever we could,during brake in the toilet,parking lot of the school you name it,but we were just playin u know how that goes.

So one day she goes with me to my place,went up to the room and we got it started....but shit man...I took of her bra and shit,unbuttoned her pants took it of then slowly took of her panties right....and what do I discover???? The biggest fuckin skid mark I ever saw, realy,I was like "Wooooowwww, no tnx,get out"....Fuck that shit was disgusting,imagine a nice piece of ass having a skid mark in her panties like that....

100pr00f
06-27-2005, 08:39 AM
well me and my friend were chilling at this girls house....and she wanted to screw around with me so she go's into her bedroom....my friend gave me a condem...

so we get to kissing and licking....so about 5 mins past i go to the bathroom so i can put the condem on ......i didnt realy know how to put it on..it was so big.......( my first time)

so any ways ii get it on....and i walk out............she got off the bed and runs out of the room laffing im like what the fuck...................

so now i know what i did wrong...i had the condem on my shit and around one of my balls couse i thoght u cover up the whole thing.........

just amagin a dud comming out of the bathroom with one ball poping out of the condom

lol


it never happen to me .......i heard it befor from some one on here befor it crashed

Welshkillabee
06-27-2005, 10:26 AM
well me and my friend were chilling at this girls house....and she wanted to screw around with me so she go's into her bedroom....my friend gave me a condem...

so we get to kissing and licking....so about 5 mins past i go to the bathroom so i can put the condem on ......i didnt realy know how to put it on..it was so big.......( my first time)

so any ways ii get it on....and i walk out............she got off the bed and runs out of the room laffing im like what the fuck...................

so now i know what i did wrong...i had the condem on my shit and around one of my balls couse i thoght u cover up the whole thing.........

just amagin a dud comming out of the bathroom with one ball poping out of the condom

lol


it never happen to me .......i heard it befor from some one on here befor it crashed
Thats is class hahaha!

Mark
06-27-2005, 11:05 AM
well me and my friend were chilling at this girls house....and she wanted to screw around with me so she go's into her bedroom....my friend gave me a condem...

so we get to kissing and licking....so about 5 mins past i go to the bathroom so i can put the condem on ......i didnt realy know how to put it on..it was so big.......( my first time)

so any ways ii get it on....and i walk out............she got off the bed and runs out of the room laffing im like what the fuck...................

so now i know what i did wrong...i had the condem on my shit and around one of my balls couse i thoght u cover up the whole thing.........

just amagin a dud comming out of the bathroom with one ball poping out of the condom

lol


it never happen to me .......i heard it befor from some one on here befor it crashed
hahhahahahahhahaha :cheerlie:

Big Bad Man
06-27-2005, 11:11 AM
well me and my friend were chilling at this girls house....and she wanted to screw around with me so she go's into her bedroom....my friend gave me a condem...

so we get to kissing and licking....so about 5 mins past i go to the bathroom so i can put the condem on ......i didnt realy know how to put it on..it was so big.......( my first time)

so any ways ii get it on....and i walk out............she got off the bed and runs out of the room laffing im like what the fuck...................

so now i know what i did wrong...i had the condem on my shit and around one of my balls couse i thoght u cover up the whole thing.........

just amagin a dud comming out of the bathroom with one ball poping out of the condom

lol


it never happen to me .......i heard it befor from some one on here befor it crashed
hahaha, n it did happen to u. U da man.

Knok-A-Fella
06-27-2005, 01:53 PM
well me and my friend were chilling at this girls house....and she wanted to screw around with me so she go's into her bedroom....my friend gave me a condem...

so we get to kissing and licking....so about 5 mins past i go to the bathroom so i can put the condem on ......i didnt realy know how to put it on..it was so big.......( my first time)

so any ways ii get it on....and i walk out............she got off the bed and runs out of the room laffing im like what the fuck...................

so now i know what i did wrong...i had the condem on my shit and around one of my balls couse i thoght u cover up the whole thing.........

just amagin a dud comming out of the bathroom with one ball poping out of the condom

lol


it never happen to me .......i heard it befor from some one on here befor it crashed
I remember someone sayin that on the old forum aswell
that shit had me in stitches

Worst sexual encounter??? Damn, I can rember that shit like it was yesterday, it was a fuckin' nightmare.

So there was this chick at my school and she liked to fool around with me whenever we could,during brake in the toilet,parking lot of the school you name it,but we were just playin u know how that goes.

So one day she goes with me to my place,went up to the room and we got it started....but shit man...I took of her bra and shit,unbuttoned her pants took it of then slowly took of her panties right....and what do I discover???? The biggest fuckin skid mark I ever saw, realy,I was like "Wooooowwww, no tnx,get out"....Fuck that shit was disgusting,imagine a nice piece of ass having a skid mark in her panties like that....
that shits DISGUSTIN

i would have gave a quik slap and let every1 at skool no that she got bowl problems

roflmfao

bless, 1

GuardianOne
06-28-2005, 04:47 AM
The last part didn't actually happen. Sorry. Parents leave their 10 year olds with me because they trust me and they know I can resist the temptation of their slutty daughters flirting
That's alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace

GuardianOne
06-28-2005, 04:54 AM
well me and my friend were chilling at this girls house....and she wanted to screw around with me so she go's into her bedroom....my friend gave me a condem...

so we get to kissing and licking....so about 5 mins past i go to the bathroom so i can put the condem on ......i didnt realy know how to put it on..it was so big.......( my first time)

so any ways ii get it on....and i walk out............she got off the bed and runs out of the room laffing im like what the fuck...................

so now i know what i did wrong...i had the condem on my shit and around one of my balls couse i thoght u cover up the whole thing.........

just amagin a dud comming out of the bathroom with one ball poping out of the condom

lol


it never happen to me .......i heard it befor from some one on here befor it crashed
That's a classic, and you know when i look at you profile pic and see how serious the kung-fu is (with the condom an shit)HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skellington
06-28-2005, 10:19 AM
I remember someone sayin that on the old forum aswell
that shit had me in stitches


that shits DISGUSTIN

i would have gave a quik slap and let every1 at skool no that she got bowl problems

roflmfao

bless, 1
Yeah, I told it to some friends and they were all laughin' their asses of ofcourse and they told it to some other peeps and so the word spread and...I never talked to that chick again afterwards....

Queen Of Poetry
06-28-2005, 10:24 AM
I have said this before, but it needs to be said.......


ANYTIME HE FINISHES BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Bad Man
06-28-2005, 10:29 AM
I have said this before, but it needs to be said.......


ANYTIME HE FINISHES BEFORE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Queen just killed the e-dreams of half of corp haha.

Queen Of Poetry
06-28-2005, 10:30 AM
LOL........take ur Viagara, ur Ecstasy.....whatever u need to keep u up!!!!!!!!!!!!

Big Bad Man
06-28-2005, 10:39 AM
LOL........take ur Viagara, ur Ecstasy.....whatever u need to keep u up!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hahahaah, oh no u didnt. Im on the positive half QOP u cheeky bitch ;) Since i discovered the magic button a long fuckin time ago ma turbo dick been an automatic machine gun. Believe that.

Big Bad Man
06-28-2005, 10:40 AM
How u doin anyhow Queen? Long time no read.

Queen Of Poetry
06-28-2005, 10:40 AM
LOL......u r crazy!!!!!!

deadlymelody
06-28-2005, 10:51 AM
I think Queen needs to tell her story.......

Big Bad Man
06-28-2005, 10:51 AM
Hahaha, maybe but u still love me so shits all good ;) Im good as well thank ya kindly.

PS - That chick eventually took it up the anus, n became an ass fuck freak!

Queen Of Poetry
06-28-2005, 12:06 PM
How u doin anyhow Queen? Long time no read.
I am doing very well......enjoying the beach and pool with my daughter.

Queen Of Poetry
06-28-2005, 12:08 PM
I think Queen needs to tell her story.......

The only bad sexual experience I have ever had is if he finishes before me and then I'm left horny and disappointed......

100pr00f
06-28-2005, 12:10 PM
lol...tell him to finish u off with his toung

Queen Of Poetry
06-28-2005, 12:16 PM
Nah.....b/c it's obvious he can't handle the pressure......it would be a waste of my time.......

100pr00f
06-28-2005, 12:16 PM
lol

deadlymelody
06-28-2005, 01:34 PM
Damn no man is good enough for the poetry queen

Queen Of Poetry
06-28-2005, 01:37 PM
Damn no man is good enough for the poetry queen

No.....that's not true.....I have just had some bad experiences that's all.

Big Bad Man
06-28-2005, 01:40 PM
Damn no man is good enough for the poetry queen
No ordinary man, u prolly right.

check two
06-28-2005, 01:43 PM
This never happened to me, but if you're going to have sex with a fat chick, make sure there isn't any food nearby. Cause some fat chicks like to eat twinkies while they're riding ya.

Queen Of Poetry
06-28-2005, 01:44 PM
No ordinary man, u prolly right.

Not true.........

Knok-A-Fella
06-28-2005, 02:24 PM
get this one

with my chik now and i ask her set me head
so she doin now and i ask her to deepthroat
shes doin it like a pro would do but then i dont tell her im about to cum
so i let rip with my whole dik down her throat and she begins to choke
as she chokin she takes my dik out her mouth and catches her breathe
so after that i fink she playin it all cool and i ask her to lik my balls
as she doin that she actually gets a piece of flesh from my sak and grinds it in between her teeth as payback
so im almost in tears on the bed and she says with a grin
THAT'LL TEACH YA WONT IT

so i know not to do that again

Bless, 1

deadlymelody
06-28-2005, 02:26 PM
^
Thats kinky right there

Big Bad Man
06-28-2005, 02:36 PM
Not true.........
Im referrin to myself woman. I know u aint like that fuck. QOP real as cancer.

Queen Of Poetry
06-28-2005, 02:39 PM
get this one

with my chik now and i ask her set me head
so she doin now and i ask her to deepthroat
shes doin it like a pro would do but then i dont tell her im about to cum
so i let rip with my whole dik down her throat and she begins to choke
as she chokin she takes my dik out her mouth and catches her breathe
so after that i fink she playin it all cool and i ask her to lik my balls
as she doin that she actually gets a piece of flesh from my sak and grinds it in between her teeth as payback
so im almost in tears on the bed and she says with a grin
THAT'LL TEACH YA WONT IT

so i know not to do that again

Bless, 1

Damn......fear a woman scorned or one caught by surprise with cum........

Knok-A-Fella
06-28-2005, 02:57 PM
Damn......fear a woman scorned or one caught by surprise with cum........
I know dat now

ROFLMFAO

Bless, 1

Knok-A-Fella
06-29-2005, 09:42 AM
my balls are fuked

they swollen from where she grinded them

i felt like slappin her one time

But i refrained from assault

Bless, 1

kell16
06-29-2005, 11:05 AM
get this one

with my chik now and i ask her set me head
so she doin now and i ask her to deepthroat
shes doin it like a pro would do but then i dont tell her im about to cum
so i let rip with my whole dik down her throat and she begins to choke
as she chokin she takes my dik out her mouth and catches her breathe
so after that i fink she playin it all cool and i ask her to lik my balls
as she doin that she actually gets a piece of flesh from my sak and grinds it in between her teeth as payback
so im almost in tears on the bed and she says with a grin
THAT'LL TEACH YA WONT IT

so i know not to do that again

Bless, 1
i'd a shot the bitch

Knok-A-Fella
06-29-2005, 01:56 PM
i'd a shot the bitch
the general is gettin set to straight a bitch

ROFLMFAO

this didnt happen to me but its still funny as hell

A boi i work wif has been with a chik for ages only chik hes ever hit
so he juicin one nite and hes at her crib
wen there in the middle of it her mum calls the girl
she shouts "EMILY"
jakes here for ya
the boi i work wif went wot the fuk
the girl had been cheatin wif this jake boi for a couple weeks now
so the girl starts cryin n shit and my boi gets his shit togeva goes downstairs
bangs jake in the mouth and continues walkin
I was pissin myself laughin wen he told

i thought it was funny as hell

Bless,1

oh ye could i ask wot P.I.R stands for
(the group on the forum)

check two
06-30-2005, 12:45 AM
Emily should have got 'one' in the face for that, and then had to walk downstairs.

Big Bad Man
06-30-2005, 06:32 AM
Emily should have got 'one' in the face for that, and then had to walk downstairs.
Agree. N her maw coulda got 1. No in the face though. Shit be equal.

kell16
06-30-2005, 07:10 AM
the general is gettin set to straight a bitch

ROFLMFAO

this didnt happen to me but its still funny as hell

A boi i work wif has been with a chik for ages only chik hes ever hit
so he juicin one nite and hes at her crib
wen there in the middle of it her mum calls the girl
she shouts "EMILY"
jakes here for ya
the boi i work wif went wot the fuk
the girl had been cheatin wif this jake boi for a couple weeks now
so the girl starts cryin n shit and my boi gets his shit togeva goes downstairs
bangs jake in the mouth and continues walkin
I was pissin myself laughin wen he told

i thought it was funny as hell

Bless,1

oh ye could i ask wot P.I.R stands for
(the group on the forum)
Partnaz In Rhyme

u pretty ill yaself knock

Knok-A-Fella
06-30-2005, 12:09 PM
yes yes kell 16

gettin props from the general

must b doin something good

Bless, 1

check two
06-30-2005, 12:54 PM
I didn't mean a punch in Emily's face, I meant something else in her face.

Knok-A-Fella
06-30-2005, 01:00 PM
lol

a continuence from the story

THe boi hu got cheated on (paul) went out seekin fro revenge against jake and he brought me into it

so we went and jumped jake

little does paul kno
im tryna get with the girl myself

Keep it to yaself tho

ROFLMFAO

bLESS, 1

check two
06-30-2005, 01:10 PM
Did Jake know while he was sleeping with Emily, that she had a man?

Knok-A-Fella
06-30-2005, 01:14 PM
Ye He Knew She Had A Man

Thats Why Paul And Me And Some Frends Got Him Bak

If He Didnt Know It Would Of Been All Cool

But Revenge Is Sweet - So Says Paul

Roflmfao

Bitches These Days Are Just Pure Evil

Bless, 1

hoardini
06-30-2005, 04:15 PM
Worst sexual encounter??? Damn, I can rember that shit like it was yesterday, it was a fuckin' nightmare.

So there was this chick at my school and she liked to fool around with me whenever we could,during brake in the toilet,parking lot of the school you name it,but we were just playin u know how that goes.

So one day she goes with me to my place,went up to the room and we got it started....but shit man...I took of her bra and shit,unbuttoned her pants took it of then slowly took of her panties right....and what do I discover???? The biggest fuckin skid mark I ever saw, realy,I was like "Wooooowwww, no tnx,get out"....Fuck that shit was disgusting,imagine a nice piece of ass having a skid mark in her panties like that....
LMAO! :r
thats some ol dirty type story!

WARPATH
06-30-2005, 04:30 PM
when i lost my virginity (back in 8th grade)
we were at the park and we REALLY wanted to do it so we went to the lil Boys & Girls Club place and it was empty....so i got her on the lunch table and started doin my business..
i was kinda hurting her cause it was both our first time.....it was REAL good too cause she was fresh....we were goin at it for a good hour (after she came twice) an then she got on top of me
it was heaven.....she took off her shirt and just when she did the coach came in
he just started laughing out loud and walked out
we stared at eachother and kept going cause i didnt cum yet so she kept going till i did about 20 minutes later (no lie) and she bent down and kissed me, put on her clothes, as did i, walked her home and as did i
day later at school we stayed friends
just friends who had sex, lol

peace

Yeah right it was your first time? you know you lost your nut five minutes into exspecially if she was a virgin i say 20 min. tops

WARPATH
06-30-2005, 04:38 PM
this big titi girl i used to fuck on weekends came over it was kind of routine she'd show up around 4, suck my dick we'd fuck and she'd walk home well this time she giving brain and had me swinging extra hard..i wanted to fuck so bad i pulled off her panties and gacccc....man i started gagging fuck.......i was standing at least 4 feet from her pussy.....i sniffed the air again...gaccc.....what the fuck.....her pussy stunk worse than shit.....worse then a dead cat smeared in old shit.....dam.....i had the most disgusted look and she could tell i was disgusted........i was so horny i held on the rubber and just gave her the tip.....when i finished i pulled the jimmy off with my finger tips as to avoid spreading the stench elsewhere and siad bitch you gotta go. Dam i showered for 2 hours.

WARPATH
06-30-2005, 05:03 PM
Ye He Knew She Had A Man

Thats Why Paul And Me And Some Frends Got Him Bak

If He Didnt Know It Would Of Been All Cool

But Revenge Is Sweet - So Says Paul

Roflmfao

Bitches These Days Are Just Pure Evil

Bless, 1

You can't just jump a man for fucking your girl....that's some buster shit...get back at the hoe or just get a new hoe....but don't jump some one becuase your woman is a stink whore(or because your "friends woman" is a stink whore)...that's gotta be the dumbest shit i heard all day

JASPER
06-30-2005, 05:08 PM
Another dick with no balls

check two
06-30-2005, 05:43 PM
this big titi girl i used to fuck on weekends came over it was kind of routine she'd show up around 4, suck my dick we'd fuck and she'd walk home well this time she giving brain and had me swinging extra hard..i wanted to fuck so bad i pulled off her panties and gacccc....man i started gagging fuck.......i was standing at least 4 feet from her pussy.....i sniffed the air again...gaccc.....what the fuck.....her pussy stunk worse than shit.....worse then a dead cat smeared in old shit.....dam.....i had the most disgusted look and she could tell i was disgusted........i was so horny i held on the rubber and just gave her the tip.....when i finished i pulled the jimmy off with my finger tips as to avoid spreading the stench elsewhere and siad bitch you gotta go. Dam i showered for 2 hours.

lol I would have ran away. Did you ever see the girl again after that? lol

WARPATH
06-30-2005, 05:48 PM
lol I would have ran away. Did you ever see the girl again after that? lol

Fuck no that was the last time I gave that bitch some dick....talk about some stink shit man the smell is permenetley burned into my brain....it's like a i can smell it when i think about that day....i mean this shit cleared out my sinuses and made me gag.....i'm glad i wore a rubber i might have caught some shit.

JASPER
06-30-2005, 05:48 PM
I once had sex with this girl who liked to put on Boney M music when we were getting it on. I just couldn't keep an erection and burst out in laughter. Ra ra rasputin lalala lalala, crazy like a fool dun da dun... Yeah try to not go limp and laugh like an overjoyed mongoloid. Shit was wack.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-30-2005, 05:54 PM
http://s30.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2LYRSEF48ZM0C1EADOAOOYQHEQ

not worst but its sex

WARPATH
06-30-2005, 05:58 PM
Ok here's another one.....

I was out with this big bootie girl....half indian have creole...huge ass....anyways we're on a little date to the movies and dinner and everything's going good. So on the way home we pull over and I tell the bitch i gotta treat for her. I pull out this grape flavored condom and put it on "yeah your gonna like this shit" so she starts giving me brain " yeah baby tastes good don't it...yeah you like that shit, tastes like grapes right?" to wich she replies "no, it tastes like a fucking condom"

JASPER
06-30-2005, 05:59 PM
Girls prefer the taste of cock over flavoured condoms, trust me. Kids say the darnest things

Knok-A-Fella
07-02-2005, 11:11 AM
You can't just jump a man for fucking your girl....that's some buster shit...get back at the hoe or just get a new hoe....but don't jump some one becuase your woman is a stink whore(or because your "friends woman" is a stink whore)...that's gotta be the dumbest shit i heard all day
the boi has been down with me for 10-11 years, if he asks me to do something im gonna be down wateva, just like he would b for me
so i guess u aint got no homies that u aint tight with cos u a scared pussy just thinkin of the repercutions, so im sorry if u think im a buster for bein down with a homie for more then half my life
guess u aint a soldier type frend
jus a plain
PUSSY
but yo that ur opinion and ur allowed to have

Another dick with no balls
and jasper just shush

Bless,1

check two
07-02-2005, 01:10 PM
Yeah Knock, but you also said that you're trying to get with the girl that cheated on your friend. Why would you try and get with his former girl like that? lol

Knok-A-Fella
07-02-2005, 01:45 PM
cos its over between them

that jake boi got with the chik y she was wit my frend

thats y

Bless, 1

check two
07-02-2005, 01:51 PM
That's cool, but why would you want to get with a girl that cheats on people? lol Unless you're planning on not having a serious relationship with her?

Knok-A-Fella
07-02-2005, 02:03 PM
roflmfao

serious relationship

im 18

straight fuk tings

no girlfriend boyfriend ting

im gonna fuk her up like she did my frend cos she likes me

so ima break her heart like she did my frends but im still gonna get some of that ass

Bless, 1

check two
07-02-2005, 02:22 PM
lol Alright, sounds good man.

Knok-A-Fella
07-02-2005, 02:39 PM
ye my frend said she was ill in doggystyle position

i'll tell u alll bout it tomoz

she comin over tonight

BLRAP BLRAP BLRAP BLRAP

Bless, 1

Knok-A-Fella
07-03-2005, 01:09 PM
thought id tell u lot

i hit that chik

and my frend was tellin the truth

doggystyle is the best position for this chik

lol

i destroyed her

Bless, 1

sakk
07-03-2005, 02:13 PM
man i cant find no freaks who will let me do what i want

venex
07-04-2005, 11:27 AM
http://s30.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2LYRSEF48ZM0C1EADOAOOYQHEQ

not worst but its sexhaha that's funny, she didn't know you were filming her

peace!

Knok-A-Fella
07-04-2005, 11:47 AM
this isnt a story bout me but i heard it i dont knw if it tru or not
its a porno i tink
But some chik was givin this breh head and he was between 11/12"
she deepthroated it and he comed and it came out of her nose

ROFLMFAO
make ur own decisions if u tink its true

Bless, 1

GuardianOne
07-05-2005, 02:16 AM
this isnt a story bout me but i heard it i dont knw if it tru or not
its a porno i tink
But some chik was givin this breh head and he was between 11/12"
she deepthroated it and he comed and it came out of her nose

ROFLMFAO
make ur own decisions if u tink its true

Bless, 1
She must have had flu,and it was her mucus. Cause if it was deep throat!!!!!!!!!!!Hey it like saying he was doing anal and she vomits his sperms. Sick shit though!

I-Legit
07-05-2005, 07:05 AM
i seen a black girl on a por vid throw up cause the guy choked her with his dick......and the guy said right away 'goddamit bitch' and she like stood quite and said ' oh nuh uh, that just did not happen' 'im sorry out that' dudes like 'whatever' he had chunks of whatever she had to eat all over his dick......i would slapped the shit out of her.....SHES SUPPOSED TO BE TRAINED!!!!
like a fuckin sword swallower

Knok-A-Fella
07-05-2005, 07:23 AM
i seen one of them aswell porno bloopers
breh gettin head on a couch and he basically skull fukin her
n she gets up runs to the bin and spits out vomit
she gets bk into it and bout 10 minutes later he was pinned on her so she had nowhere to run so she just let rip all on his dik and on her top she was wearin
after that she went to have a shower n shit
fukin funny stuff
she was all apologetic n shit but if ur a proffessional like i-legit said u shud never cok up

Lol

its like a footballer wkin up one mornin and didnt know how to kik a football

ROFLMFAO

Bless, 1

Knok-A-Fella
07-06-2005, 01:39 PM
funniest thing hapened to my closest homeboi

he was gettin heads of this chik and he cummed in her mouth without tellin her
she threw up all his juice and a lil bit of sik all on his new tracksuit he got that day
and this was durin the middle of the day in the highstreet
lol

i almost laughed myself to death

Bless, 1

SHRAP
07-06-2005, 01:47 PM
funniest thing hapened to my closest homeboi

he was gettin heads of this chik and he cummed in her mouth without tellin her
she threw up all his juice and a lil bit of sik all on his new tracksuit he got that day
and this was durin the middle of the day in the highstreet
lol

i almost laughed myself to death

Bless, 1
if it was me i woulda slapped the bitch

Knok-A-Fella
07-06-2005, 02:10 PM
thats wot i said to him

i would have slapped her one time

but he was too embarassed

i personally think she meant it

Bless, 1

Knok-A-Fella
07-06-2005, 02:11 PM
how do i chek my reputation points

Bless ,1

SHRAP
07-06-2005, 02:12 PM
thats wot i said to him

i would have slapped her one time

but he was too embarassed

i personally think she meant it

Bless, 1
damn howd the pussy even get head in publik, u shoulda slapped him instead

Knok-A-Fella
07-06-2005, 02:15 PM
lol

wot u on about
aint u ever got head in public before or anytin in public

it aint nuffin

n he aint a pussy
lol

Bless ,1

WARPATH
07-06-2005, 06:01 PM
the boi has been down with me for 10-11 years, if he asks me to do something im gonna be down wateva, just like he would b for me
so i guess u aint got no homies that u aint tight with cos u a scared pussy just thinkin of the repercutions, so im sorry if u think im a buster for bein down with a homie for more then half my life
guess u aint a soldier type frend
jus a plain
PUSSY
but yo that ur opinion and ur allowed to have


and jasper just shush

Bless,1
don't even pretend to know me caca fella, Me and the homies don't need to jump some fool over some stink pussy, we got to many bitches to even care. If I loose a bitch I body slam a different bitch. Little boy fighting over some stink bitch. If the man cared about the girl he should have challenged the guy like a man one on one, instead he ran to your house crying like a little bitch "my girl cheated on me let's jump him" and you were like "ok buddy, we're not tough enough so let's get some more friends and really show him where it hurts! Let's show him how pussy and heart broken we really are!"
Dam and it took more then two of you to jump one man. Who were you trying to take down King Kong. Whoever he was he was probably hung like Donkey Kong and that's why your boy's girl was swinging from his dick. If it took more then two of you to jump one man then i know your crew is weak. I'll tell you what, you bring your crew down to my house and I'll take all you little babies on. And if your scared bring an army of your little baby friends and i'll let them nurse on my dick

Peace Bitch

check two
07-06-2005, 10:37 PM
Yeah, but the dude shouldn't find the other dude to compete for the girl that was cheating on him. If the girl was cheating, she isn't worth trying to win over.

By the way, Skale hasn't gotten any indoors, so of course he hasn't gotten any in public. lol

SHRAP
07-06-2005, 10:39 PM
u dont know nuffin bout me mayne, ill fuck your mother onstage at a show word bond, shut ya mouth fag.

check two
07-06-2005, 10:52 PM
lol Skale, you got rejected by a 275 pound girl with acne all over her body.

SHRAP
07-06-2005, 11:34 PM
the fuck is u talkin about dickless

check two
07-07-2005, 12:16 AM
the fuck is u talkin about dickless

Proper English? :nerdy:

Knok-A-Fella
07-07-2005, 07:57 AM
don't even pretend to know me caca fella, Me and the homies don't need to jump some fool over some stink pussy, we got to many bitches to even care. If I loose a bitch I body slam a different bitch. Little boy fighting over some stink bitch. If the man cared about the girl he should have challenged the guy like a man one on one, instead he ran to your house crying like a little bitch "my girl cheated on me let's jump him" and you were like "ok buddy, we're not tough enough so let's get some more friends and really show him where it hurts! Let's show him how pussy and heart broken we really are!"
Dam and it took more then two of you to jump one man. Who were you trying to take down King Kong. Whoever he was he was probably hung like Donkey Kong and that's why your boy's girl was swinging from his dick. If it took more then two of you to jump one man then i know your crew is weak. I'll tell you what, you bring your crew down to my house and I'll take all you little babies on. And if your scared bring an army of your little baby friends and i'll let them nurse on my dick

Peace Bitch
the event has ben done and dusted so y u still talkin bout it like a lil bitch
get over it and personally i dnt give a shit wot u think ur jus probably a internet thug anyway
lol
its apart of history let it go lil bitch

Bless ,1

Tzaosirus
07-07-2005, 08:28 AM
when i lost my virginity (back in 8th grade)
we were at the park and we REALLY wanted to do it so we went to the lil Boys & Girls Club place and it was empty....so i got her on the lunch table and started doin my business..
i was kinda hurting her cause it was both our first time.....it was REAL good too cause she was fresh....we were goin at it for a good hour (after she came twice) an then she got on top of me
it was heaven.....she took off her shirt and just when she did the coach came in
he just started laughing out loud and walked out
we stared at eachother and kept going cause i didnt cum yet so she kept going till i did about 20 minutes later (no lie) and she bent down and kissed me, put on her clothes, as did i, walked her home and as did i
day later at school we stayed friends
just friends who had sex, lol

peace


This guy must be a lier. Who does'nt cum on your first job? and an hour later still on it? lol

WARPATH
07-07-2005, 10:27 AM
the event has ben done and dusted so y u still talkin bout it like a lil bitch
get over it and personally i dnt give a shit wot u think ur jus probably a internet thug anyway
lol
its apart of history let it go lil bitch

Bless ,1
There you go again crying like a little baby, If you don't care about what i think then why do you keep responding to my posts? Just like I know you'll respond to this one, just trying to teach your little baby ass a lesson in life. If you don't like it don't respond. See I think you do care what I think. And I think that you think your hard core. I think you're a little white boy with a two inch penis that plays computer all summer because you don't have a life. I think if you ever meant someone as real as me you'd shit your shorts. I think that history repeats it's self. I think your gonna come home one day and find this big dick mother fucker playing poke'mon with your girlfriends butt. Then you and Captain Kangaroo and the rest of the babies are gonna go jump someone else. All because you have a baby dick and can't stand on your own two feet. I think if you had some balls you wouldn't have to jump anyone. I don't think i can make my point any clearer then that so give me your best shot BABYGIRL.

Professor Poopsnagle
07-07-2005, 10:44 AM
^thatīs real.

my worst one was my first time. i didnīt come because she already had an orgasm after 10 minutes or so(i canīt tell the exact time but to me it was too short) and it didnīt feel good at all. actually it was so fucking bad that i thought jacking off was better than having sex(now i can laugh at that but back then it was really sad.....).

another time but with my now-girlfriend her brother jumped into her room seeing us missionary....that was so embarassing....my girlfriend just heard him goes i was on top(logically) and my back was towards the door. all he said was "oh" and left. non the less we kept going because it was sunday and if u ever had a long-distance-relationship you know how precious time is! the whole fucking day we had no time for sex cause her uncle and aunt were there....damn.......

Knok-A-Fella
07-07-2005, 12:19 PM
you see chargin soldier ur misunderstandin it all
u dumb ass

let me put it this way

if a mate of ures for 10-11 years asked u to do something with him would you do

no matter wot it is would you do it or not

thats the question

answer dat?

Bless, 1

Prince Rai
07-07-2005, 12:39 PM
i saw a dog tryn 2 do dis sheep.

dammm, my eyezzz

Knok-A-Fella
07-07-2005, 12:41 PM
Roflmfao

Bless ,1

check two
07-07-2005, 01:23 PM
lol at the Captain Kangaroo comment.

Skale, you can't even score with a girl trying to do cyber sex, so know your role.

Knok-A-Fella
07-07-2005, 01:27 PM
Lol

Bless ,1

SHRAP
07-07-2005, 01:36 PM
lol at the Captain Kangaroo comment.

Skale, you can't even score with a girl trying to do cyber sex, so know your role.
maybe cuz i aint tryna score with your ugly ass mom

Knok-A-Fella
07-07-2005, 01:40 PM
GUNSHOT GUNSHOT

(CHEK TWO'S LIFE IS SLOWLY GETTIN AWAY FROM HIM)

lol

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 01:41 PM
lol at the Captain Kangaroo comment.

Skale, you can't even score with a girl trying to do cyber sex, so know your role.

U obviously don't know Skale's affect on women.......:f

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 01:53 PM
i been tryna get down with the queen for a minute now but everytime i turn around she flirtin it up with skale. gotta get rid of him one way or another.

LOL.......Skale's "my man's and them".......we buddies like that.........that's all.

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 02:00 PM
oh so you rejecting me is purely because your uninterested in me??
well damn thats even worse.
When did I ask reject u? When did u come on to me?

I don't remember rejecting u.......

WARPATH
07-07-2005, 02:01 PM
you see chargin soldier ur misunderstandin it all
u dumb ass

let me put it this way

if a mate of ures for 10-11 years asked u to do something with him would you do

no matter wot it is would you do it or not

thats the question

answer dat?

Bless, 1
OK, here's the answer------let's say your boy finally came out of the closet and admitted he was a fruity fudge packing homo thug----and you said you would do anything for your "mate" so he asked you to suck his dick. That makes you dick sucking homo thug and baby to boot.

You see me i'm my own person I do what the fuck I want.

Answer DAT-

check two
07-07-2005, 02:05 PM
Come up with some better disses Skale. lol Mom jokes are more played out than Carmelo Anthony type corn rows. Queen is the only girl that shows you interest Skale, and she's just being friendly. lol

SHRAP
07-07-2005, 02:08 PM
check two tryna advise people on whats played out, thats like vanilla ice giving rap career advice

check two
07-07-2005, 02:11 PM
lol Vanilla Ice is better than a bunch of the popular rappers of today.

SHRAP
07-07-2005, 02:17 PM
even if he is hes in no position to give rap career advice, read carefully

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 02:22 PM
most recent time mmmmm in pm when wucorp first came back. but ya know i mean there where plenty of times before the site went down.

Damn....I'm sorry. I must not have caught on.......why u put me on blast man?

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 02:23 PM
Come up with some better disses Skale. lol Mom jokes are more played out than Carmelo Anthony type corn rows. Queen is the only girl that shows you interest Skale, and she's just being friendly. lol

That's not true......u don't know him like I do.

check two
07-07-2005, 02:29 PM
I know him well enough. He starts crap, and he gets put in his place.

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 02:31 PM
iv came at you in many a manner but none of them work beyond like a 10 min conversation, a dunny gotta try something nuhmean.
Again.....I'm sorry. Kick a stronger game.........

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 02:32 PM
I know him well enough. He starts crap, and he gets put in his place.
Then I guess u should sit back and wait for him to REALLY put u in urs.........

WARPATH
07-07-2005, 02:32 PM
lol Vanilla Ice is better than a bunch of the popular rappers of today.
C'mon man are you serious? My dick spits better shit then what cums out of Vanilla's mouth. Name one rapper worse then Vanilla Ice.

check two
07-07-2005, 02:34 PM
Then I guess u should sit back and wait for him to REALLY put u in urs.........

So if someone start crap with me, I should just sit back then and not say anything? :?

check two
07-07-2005, 02:35 PM
C'mon man are you serious? My dick spits better shit then what cums out of Vanilla's mouth. Name one rapper worse then Vanilla Ice.

I liked what I heard of Vanilla Ice's new song. I'd rather listen to that then G Unit, Lil Jon, Eminem rapping about ass songs, etc. and all that other crap that is on MTV and BET.

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 02:35 PM
So if someone start crap with me, I should just sit back then and not say anything? :?
I don't care what u do.......I was just passing a comment......

check two
07-07-2005, 02:37 PM
Ok, he wouldn't be able to put me in my place anyway. The point is though, that I'm just joking with Skale as I do with P. Dartz. The back and forth banter has gone way back between him and I. lol

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 02:40 PM
Ok....thx for clearing it up for me before I had to kick ur ass!!!!!!!!



LOL...I'm kidding.

check two
07-07-2005, 02:42 PM
lol Since I cleared it up, can you give me a good hand at the Black Jack table sometime? lol

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 02:43 PM
lol Since I cleared it up, can you give me a good hand at the Black Jack table sometime? lol

With the proper cash tip........SURE!!!!!!!!!!


LOL

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 03:39 PM
i didnt take you for the type of woman to go for the games

Sometimes u need a little game (cat and mouse) for it to be interesting..........

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 03:44 PM
Thats whats up because when i catch you i mos def wanna eat you like when the cat catches the mouse BONG BONG
Oh my.....

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
07-07-2005, 03:49 PM
i dunno bout that, eatin pussy? naaaaaaaaaaaw


this is how i call it.....you suck me or we just normally fuck.......

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 03:50 PM
i dunno bout that, eatin pussy? naaaaaaaaaaaw


this is how i call it.....you suck me or we just normally fuck.......

Damn......

Professor Poopsnagle
07-07-2005, 04:15 PM
if your not eatin ya girl your not gettin the most out of her.
you lick a girl down right she'll damn near do anything you ask her to do
inside and outside the bedroom.
^the truth.

Queen Of Poetry
07-07-2005, 04:16 PM
if your not eatin ya girl your not gettin the most out of her.
you lick a girl down right she'll damn near do anything you ask her to do
inside and outside the bedroom. But you kinda young still so you got room to grown B.

I don't know about that......I have never been "sprung" before.

mashqauck
07-07-2005, 04:46 PM
man i was trying to fuck my girlfriend and my friend came over to her house and we was naked on the bed then the fuck says can i watch and i said leave you fuck and he says oh its cool ill just go under the bed....what the fuck is that. he'll go under the bed, i mean fuck. and now whenver i see him i sock him in his fat ethi tits. fuck fuck fuck.

Sun Tzu, Tha Soul Controllah
07-07-2005, 04:53 PM
LOL suuuuuuuuure, aren't you 13? then again, I started dabbin in this shit when I was 14....but yeah lol i woulda beat the shit outta him and kicked him out

deadlymelody
07-07-2005, 08:51 PM
I was expecting many funny stories but all I hear is stupid pointless arguing. Fuckers.

SHRAP
07-07-2005, 11:11 PM
In all seriousness Check, you don't look or seem like the type of guy who ever beat anything besides his dick. Fermez-vous.

AcidPhosphate69
07-07-2005, 11:37 PM
Me, my friend Casey, this girl Audrey and this girl Danielle were all shitfaced chillin' in his room, just relaxing. Apparently Casey paid this girl Audrey to dike out with the other girl to get her hot to fuck him. Well, Audrey leave and the other girl asks us if we want to tag team her. So, I'm hittin' from behind while he's trying to get dome. She turns around and climbs on top of my and starts fucking me, leaving my friend just sort of sitting there. Well, we were going good for about 20 minutes and then his Dad busts in the room and starts tweaking sac. We get kicked out, still drunk as hell and we end up sleeping in the woods. The girl was passed out on top of me and me and my boy are talking about the situation when the drunk bitch pisses in her sleep and now I'm soaked in piss. So, my friend spent money for nothing but trouble and I get pissed on. It's was fucking horrible.

check two
07-08-2005, 12:12 AM
lol How would you know Skale? You never met me before. Go watch an Expos game.

SHRAP
07-08-2005, 12:30 AM
insert picture of generic nonthreatening bearded white guy here

Knok-A-Fella
07-08-2005, 11:32 AM
TO CHARGIN SOLDIER

i knew ud say some stupid shit like dat

theres no point arguein wit a breh hu tinks hes always right n dont except any1 elses views or points

so fuk it

Bless ,1

Mark
07-08-2005, 11:42 AM
Me, my friend Casey, this girl Audrey and this girl Danielle were all shitfaced chillin' in his room, just relaxing. Apparently Casey paid this girl Audrey to dike out with the other girl to get her hot to fuck him. Well, Audrey leave and the other girl asks us if we want to tag team her. So, I'm hittin' from behind while he's trying to get dome. She turns around and climbs on top of my and starts fucking me, leaving my friend just sort of sitting there. Well, we were going good for about 20 minutes and then his Dad busts in the room and starts tweaking sac. We get kicked out, still drunk as hell and we end up sleeping in the woods. The girl was passed out on top of me and me and my boy are talking about the situation when the drunk bitch pisses in her sleep and now I'm soaked in piss. So, my friend spent money for nothing but trouble and I get pissed on. It's was fucking horrible.
hahahhahaha wow amazing story

check two
07-08-2005, 01:00 PM
Skale, when did I have a beard? lol

WARPATH
07-08-2005, 01:35 PM
TO CHARGIN SOLDIER

i knew ud say some stupid shit like dat

theres no point arguein wit a breh hu tinks hes always right n dont except any1 elses views or points

so fuk it

Bless ,1
I knew you'd see it my way

JASPER
07-08-2005, 02:51 PM
insert picture of generic nonthreatening bearded white guy herehttp://img257.echo.cx/img257/976/ohsnap0fq.gif

no wait, he looks pretty threatening

SHRAP
07-08-2005, 03:03 PM
Skale, when did I have a beard? lol
so you are a nonthreatening white guy?

Mark
07-08-2005, 04:13 PM
http://img257.echo.cx/img257/976/ohsnap0fq.gif

no wait, he looks pretty threateningHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA^O^ 9:|6

Im gonna move this to classic section tomorrow.

deadlymelody
07-09-2005, 01:55 AM
If thats the case....

Last person to post in this thread!

SHRAP
07-09-2005, 03:00 AM
no its me

Bone Collecta
07-09-2005, 03:05 AM
meeeeeee

SHRAP
07-09-2005, 03:07 AM
:(

mashqauck
07-09-2005, 03:37 AM
im last yo! cause im a dirty hoe! i suck dicks cause blowjobs are a good show! whadda ya know about bobbyD? the lyrical fag named joe!

SHRAP
07-09-2005, 03:45 AM
naw he's named alex kid's one of society's callouses
Hammer brother slam ya mother on the head with a mallet bitch!

WHAT WHAT.

mashqauck
07-09-2005, 03:49 AM
a mallet bitch? hahahahahha, more like a soft pallet pitched, since my king flows are crowning like teeth, sweeter than cavitys on tonsils included in my beats/ take your seats, cross your feets, lick my dicks and drink my cum/ you now have tomaine poison on your tongue. this is fun skale

SHRAP
07-09-2005, 03:56 AM
you aint Rae or real you fake gay, pretend homo
never sucked dick, you just suck dick at Nintendo, hoe

mashqauck
07-09-2005, 04:04 AM
what what kill like reptile skill/ slash when i spray venemous spill/ catch fire from the acid like gasoline is ill/ cut, chop,slice/ dicks, cats, mice. into the ice i freeze em, in the spleen they be hun/ lick lick my stick stick, suck my duck and wack my crack, dingle the dongle while i fondle your female.

Bone Collecta
07-09-2005, 04:28 AM
fuck you all

Knok-A-Fella
07-09-2005, 04:56 AM
i think you all lost the point of this thread

LOL

bless, 1

Mark
07-09-2005, 06:36 AM
hahaha, now that's a great end of a classic thread lol