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RADIOACTIVE MAN
11-07-2005, 01:34 PM
well,back in the day,this one chick i was dating choked on my dick and nearly died while giving me head and claimed i did it intentionally cause previously that day,she had got me mad:no:

Inspectah_Dirk
11-07-2005, 01:42 PM
Some chick broke up with me cuz she found it strange i was fucking her mother and sisters too. Stupid b*tch.

Alucard Dracu
11-07-2005, 01:42 PM
you've taken the graveyard name to far crisp.

Skellington
11-07-2005, 03:41 PM
LOL Gravey :lmao:

To be honest, and not bragging, but......I never got dumped really......well ok, this one time, I made out with a fucking gorgeous latina chick, and the next day she said "it was only for last night"
And that was really my only experience with getting dumped.....Girls do not dump me, i'm fucking cassanova ;)

crass
11-07-2005, 03:43 PM
sadly i have never gotten dumped for a dumb reason. girls gotta work things out sometimes, so do i so we've never broken up for silly reasons.

Ayatollah Prolific
11-07-2005, 03:49 PM
I got dumped by this one chick, because I refused to kiss her with morning breath.

ררר
11-07-2005, 05:00 PM
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ררר
11-07-2005, 05:03 PM
I never got dumped. lol. I always dump people, if I don't like them anymore.

JASPER
11-07-2005, 05:04 PM
I got dumped for having sexual relations with her 11 year old sis. . .





I'm making a joke.

Rayson
11-07-2005, 05:07 PM
sure you are jasper:lmao:

hellbound
11-07-2005, 05:12 PM
i got dumped once because i slapped her in the face with my dick and she got a black eye and broke her nose. she said im too abusive.

JASPER
11-07-2005, 05:16 PM
sure you are jasper:lmao:Yeah, I'm going to hell. One day people will find out and I'm gonna crack like Gene Hackman in Under Suspicion.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
11-07-2005, 05:23 PM
When I was A teenager I was dating this petite phillipino girl and she was a Virgin...one day we were making out and she was stroking my bulge so I pulled it out and she said "YOU AIN"T PUTTING THAT IN ME!" I laughed it off but the following week she broke up with me and some rich smallish whitekid popped that cherry... Damn that shit had me flipped out I was like what? because she told me about it on the phone after we broke up. Then she said she was sorry maybe we can go out again... I fucking threw the phone out the window. The next time I saw that girl was at a catholic school dance and she was like Hiiiiiii Beeeeeeen trying to be all sweet when I seen her . I smiled and said whats up you little whore and kept walking...she turned red and did'nt bother to go to the dance because she knew I would've put her on flame broil

Frank Drebin
11-07-2005, 05:28 PM
Only time i got dumped was because she got engaged

Machete
11-07-2005, 05:35 PM
Only once but that was because she committed suicide. We won't dabble too much into that tho.

crass
11-07-2005, 05:49 PM
Only time i got dumped was because she got engaged
lmao.

and ben you should have hit it once more.

ZigZag
11-07-2005, 05:58 PM
Some chick broke up with me cuz she found it strange i was fucking her mother and sisters too. Stupid b*tch.:nonono:

BRONZBODY
11-07-2005, 06:23 PM
beacuse i was fat....and the bitch was was a few debbie snacks away from 250lbs her damn self

RADIOACTIVE MAN
11-07-2005, 08:29 PM
werd

Frank Drebin
11-07-2005, 09:19 PM
beacuse i was fat....and the bitch was was a few debbie snacks away from 250lbs her damn self lol

Bloo
11-07-2005, 11:05 PM
You know, strange enough my weight never was an issue with girls... I don't know.

But I've never been dumped for a stupid reason, my last girl was just too fucking confused and didn't know what the hell she wanted. I was heart broken when she told me she didn't want to be my girl. We had fooled around and the whole nine. Even thorugh all the pain and hearache though I still wanted to hit it.

I did about a year later :)

Rayson
11-07-2005, 11:47 PM
zigFAG :loser:

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
11-08-2005, 12:18 AM
well,back in the day,this one chick i was dating choked on my dick and nearly died while giving me head and claimed i did it intentionally cause previously that day,she had got me mad:no:
haha!

eat a dick bitch

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
11-08-2005, 12:22 AM
I got dumped for having sexual relations with her 11 year old sis. . .





I'm making a joke.
That's was probably said on my behalf :W

Internet Hooligan
11-08-2005, 03:09 AM
I'm getting dumped on Wu-Tang Corp. by 36chambers because I'm too nice.

JASPER
11-08-2005, 03:26 AM
Shut yer cum dumpster.

Internet Hooligan
11-08-2005, 03:29 AM
Jasper1134 is scared of 36chambers...

JASPER
11-08-2005, 03:41 AM
You fear him like a pile of clothes in a dark bedroom.

howard the duck
11-08-2005, 05:08 AM
Lol.

002
11-08-2005, 08:14 AM
... never been dumped...

Queen Of Poetry
11-08-2005, 08:40 AM
I dated this Puerto Rican and he said that I "own" my blackness too much.....I was like what? He said demanding respect, gettin attitudes when with him (like when he cheated), being too independent.......yeah those all horrible things.....LOL


:loser:

num2son
11-08-2005, 08:41 AM
^^^lol

Queen Of Poetry
11-08-2005, 08:43 AM
LOL...I know right....I'm not even sure what owning ur blackness is but he did......he was a hot mess!

Prolifical ENG
11-08-2005, 09:20 AM
"you never called me in 1 1/2 days so I thought we broke up"

Queen Of Poetry
11-08-2005, 09:21 AM
"you never called me in 1 1/2 days so I thought we broke up"
LOL.....wow....classic.

Bungle
11-08-2005, 09:24 AM
When I was A teenager I was dating this petite phillipino girl and she was a Virgin...one day we were making out and she was stroking my bulge so I pulled it out and she said "YOU AIN"T PUTTING THAT IN ME!" I laughed it off but the following week she broke up with me and some rich smallish whitekid popped that cherry... Damn that shit had me flipped out I was like what? because she told me about it on the phone after we broke up. Then she said she was sorry maybe we can go out again... I fucking threw the phone out the window. The next time I saw that girl was at a catholic school dance and she was like Hiiiiiii Beeeeeeen trying to be all sweet when I seen her . I smiled and said whats up you little whore and kept walking...she turned red and did'nt bother to go to the dance because she knew I would've put her on flame broil
u only mad cos u didnt pop it.....

last year, i got dumped by this little white chick cos well.........i'm white, crackers can be really stupid.

another time, i was grown , she was just turned legal age, she let me take her virginity, then broke up with me for some little dude her age because "she couldnt handle it", we was cool together but, she couldnt 'handle' it.

cap
11-08-2005, 10:01 AM
Ok
I Was Dating This Belgian Girl Last Year,i'm Italian Living In Belgium Btw
So I Always Gotta Make Fun Of These Belgians (they're Just So Damn Funny Man)
So One Time She Got Mad And Said I Was A Racist Hahahaha
Thats Why She Broke Up Wit Me
Stupid Belgians Hahahaha

Potent1
11-08-2005, 10:08 AM
Never been dumped, stalked a few times but never dumped...


Don't give dudes your real address, meet them halfway there instead.

002
11-08-2005, 10:24 AM
"you never called me in 1 1/2 days so I thought we broke up"too classic

Gigy
11-08-2005, 11:10 AM
I've never been dumped... I'm scared of the day that will happen (if it even happens) because I might turn into She-Hulk and crush his balls.

CHRONZ
11-08-2005, 03:33 PM
i know a guy who was making out with a "chick" until he found out she had a cock ! hahahahahahahaha DAMN he must be fuckin' stupid not to se the cock in her pant's

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
11-08-2005, 05:07 PM
your funny calling him a her^^^ after the fact

CHRONZ
11-08-2005, 05:09 PM
your funny calling him a her^^^ after the fact
Well i don't know what to call the "thing" shemale ??? DAMN he must have felt really "sick" of it ?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
11-08-2005, 05:15 PM
you should call him a tranny