what do you do when you wake up?

[002]

just wonderin if anyone's got any strange rituals or whateva.....

the phone always wakes me up.... around 10:30 .....i got this notebook... first thing when i wake up i draw some funny shit in it... then i go pee... ( interesting, isn't it?) ... then watch cartoons while eating breakfast... most times it's Courage The Cowardly Dog, i love that shit... then i get dressed .. baggy jeans and shit, and go take care of shit. ... oh, yea, i shave about once every 3 dayz... :9

peace

[baby jesus]

I Always Have To Read Newsday And Daily News As Soon As I Get Up Well I Probably Go To The Bathroom Then I Have To Read My Papers.

[CHRONZ]

The first thing i do when i wake up is, to put i Meth album on, and feel the sweet music, then i light a smoke,

In the weekends, i like a Wake and bake :D

[CHRONZ]

then watch cartoons while eating breakfast... most times it's Courage The Cowardly Dog, i love that shit...
Yeah Frygtløs den Frygtsomme hund ! love that series to ! :D

[Fr@z]

If I wake up with a 2 inch hardon I usually have a wank.

[Skellington]

I dunno, jerk of I guess

[num2son]

I go back to sleep.....:z

[TeknicelStylez]

Start figuring out how to get 3 things.

Weed, money, and Pussy.

In that order.

[cap]

DON'T ANYONE OF U CATS GOT JOBS?http://www.wutangcorp.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[JASPER]

Put on my make up.

[num2son]

DON'T ANYONE OF U CATS GOT JOBS?http://www.wutangcorp.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

:lmao: ...........:looking:

[TeknicelStylez]

DON'T ANYONE OF U CATS GOT JOBS?http://www.wutangcorp.com/images/icons/icon7.gifI said money...

[Big Bad Man]

A big shite. Lately the words been plural (virus or food poisonin, fuck knows which 1).

[num2son]

^^rofl...I feel the same way.

[Murdah Piff]

i take them sheets off me

[crass]

i stumble out of bed, put some wrinkled clothes on and go to class like a slave.

[002]

^^ word

[Decka]

i go to work

[num2son]

I light the world up with my smile.

[Machete]

Yall muhfuckiz must have some stank ass sewer breath.

First thing I do when I wake up is rinse my mouth out with some sort of wash. It be all pasty and shit.

[Woozer]

well usually i get up an hour before i have to class so i have a little time to mess around. I set my phone to go off at 10:30 and then my alarm clock at 10:32. Ill usually lie in bed until 10:36 listening to whatever classic rock song comes on. During this time i also try to push my morning wood down. Next i hop out of bed, put my sandals on and take a piss/shit. Its about 10:43 now. Ill get on the computer, check my email, check a couple websites until about 10:55. Then ill usually beat off from 10:55 till 11:05, approximately, depending on if i beat it 3 or 4 times the day before. Then ill usually take a shower to whipe the semen off my hands until 11:19. Get dressed, leave for class, and i usually get there 2 or 3 minutes late. All in all ive got my schedule pretty down

[oldie]

think oh WTF, i gotta get up already! reach for my cd player remote and turn it on & up a bit and listen to hip-hop whilst im puttin my contact lenses in & doin ma teeth in the bath room, which is next to my room.

every mornin, 1st thing i do is put music on, 1st and last thing in a day!

then usually grab my coat, cap, bag n money n get bus to college.

[MASTER PAI MEI]

I Take a Piss then I Shower and Brush my Teeth then I shave then I dry off then I get dressed

[Popa Chief]

sleep

[baby jesus]

Man Some Of You Say Put On Music Thats Crazy To Me If There's Any Loud Nose Around Me I Go Fuckin Nuts Till It Stops No Loud Things In The Morning

[brahma]

yeah! squeezin the warhammer

[hellbound]

wake up, get in my friends car, spark one, then sit in the school parking lot for a little then go to school

[Razorsharp]

piss

[Shaolin Warrior]

I HATE waking up during school days, I can barely open my eyes and 95% of the time I'm in a bad mood.

Pretty much, I eat breakfast, piss, scratch my nuts and my genital area for a good 1-2 minutes depending on how itchy it is. I then bursh my teeth, shave, wash my face, put on some deodorant, etc. Then I put my clothes on, put on my watch, wallet, etc. Go downstairs, grab my bookbag and wait for my mom to take me to school.

[Rain Man]

it depends... if i was able to get some blow the night before, i get twact off that shit till noon, which is great because i dont eat breakfast or blink- ever

if i didnt get blow i usually go to the nearest elementary schools and yell at little children until i get arrested.

[kid cal]

wake up, dig through my laundry basket, put on some clothes, put on a little make-up if i feel like it and if i have time for coffee i make some. then i grab my books and run out the door to go to my school that's run like a jailhouse.

[kid cal]

I HATE waking up during school days, I can barely open my eyes and 95% of the time I'm in a bad mood.
haha, most people stay out of my way due to my explosive morning pessimism.

[deadlymelody]

chop down my morning wood.........

[Big Bad Man]

some of u lot are minky bastards man hahaha, Im seeing the details of yer mornings minus A FUCKIN WASH!

Mines actually sounds a lot like Big Bens, only I do a shite as well as a piss. Morning pisses are nasty as fuck, I could piss for Scotland man.

[BRONZBODY]

i get up around 8:30pm i take a bath i go to work and i come home

[Oztradamus]

Hit the Snooze button around 5 times.. Wake up at 6:30. Sometimes to some lovin'... Get out the bed, take a shower, dry up while brushing my teeth, mouthwash the whole 9.. Put on deodorant, put on some jeans and a shirt, spray some Polo cologne.. Take some Juice and head out to work :)

[Queen Of Poetry]

When I first wake up......listen to my daughter yelling momma I'm up (that's how I get up) and then I go to the bathroom......

[Cheech Da WildKard]

I reach underneath my bed, grab my Timberland shoebox and roll up ...then go get somethin' to eat.

[Tzaosirus]

Have a wank...

Roll a fat one....

Go to the shops for booze.....

Back to bed........

[MASTER PAI MEI]

Damn the overall trend here is none of ya'll brush ya teeth or shower what the fuck!!!!!

[King Callabah]

i eat fuckin breakfast then i wash and get dressed....

[Queen Of Poetry]

Damn the overall trend here is none of ya'll brush ya teeth or shower what the fuck!!!!!
LOL.....I do that after I go to the bathroom........I didn't know I had to give a play by play.

[Inspectah_Dirk]

Euh..go downstairs, smoke a cigarette while looking at cartoons of reading the newspaper,
then i take a shower and sometimes shave when i feel like it. Then i eat breakfast. Then i'm gonna brush my teeth. Then i'm off to school or whatever shit i have to do that day.

[NIGHT MAYOR]

Damn the overall trend here is none of ya'll brush ya teeth or shower what the fuck!!!!!
i shower b4 bed so i dont sleep in filth!

i wake up at 5:30 every mourn'n without fail - turn on what ever cd's in tha stez, light a cigi (have a cone or 8 on thurs, fri, sat, sun - dont smoke blunts/joints.) walk past the living room n turn on mtv/channel v, walk past turn this thing on, take a shit, come back to this start DL some songs/vids, go back to the living room look at ass - make a coffee - watch some ass, then come on here and laugh at all you freaks, (current time of this post 6:03 in tha mourn'n)

[hectis]

First I Prepair Myself Mentaly For The Day Ahead Then I Smoke Real Fast After
That I Take A Shower Get Dressed Eat Something Brush My Teeth Go
Get A Newspaper Read About Whats Wrong And Right In The World
Listen To A Wu Album Why I Meditate Smoke Again Wacth Maury Go
To Work Then After That What Happens Is What Happens

[Cam'ron "KILA!" Giles]

i get up every morning and see how fly i am...

everybody wanna know what label i'm gonna sign 2...

i'm the ceo of diplomat records...i'll sign myself...get ya cake up nigga KILA!

[Wu-Tality]

take a shit

[Jet Set]

I undress

[ol dirty abbot]

openn my eyes

[G.O.D.PT3]

wake,brush my grill, shower, breakfast, phone my wis (vice versa), check my e-mails anythig else? lol

[Queen Of Poetry]

wake,brush my grill, shower, breakfast, phone my wis (vice versa), check my e-mails anythig else? lol
Ummm......u forgot wait for ur moms to cook for u!!!!!!!

[G.O.D.PT3]

Ummm......u forgot wait for ur moms to cook for u!!!!!!!
LOOOL. ay get on with your work sis.. LOL