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Wu-Disciple
11-10-2005, 11:55 AM
WORDS WOMEN USE

>> ******************************

>> FINE

>> This is the word women use to end an argument when

>> they are right and you need to shut up.

>>

>> FIVE MINUTES

>> If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.

>> Five

>> minutes is only five minutes if you have just been

>> given 5 more minutes to watch the game before

>> helping around the house.

>>

>> NOTHING

>> This is the calm before the storm. This means

>> "something," and you should be on your toes.

>> Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in

>> "Fine"

>>

>> GO AHEAD

>> This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

>>

>> LOUD SIGH

>> This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal

>> statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh"

>> means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why

>> she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with

>> you over "Nothing"

>>

>> THAT'S OKAY

>> This is one of the most dangerous statements that a

>> woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that

>> she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and

>> when you will pay for your mistake.

>>

>> THANKS

>> A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or

>> faint.

>> Just say you're welcome.

>>

>> Send this to the men you know to warn them about

>> future arguments they can avoid if they remember the

>> terminology!

>>

>> And send it to your women friends to give them a

>> good laugh

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
11-10-2005, 12:06 PM
LMAO this is so true!!!!

Homosexual1
11-10-2005, 12:07 PM
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Homosexual1
11-10-2005, 12:09 PM
Fuck off usually works.

Reggie_Noble
11-10-2005, 12:10 PM
Thanks Goddess

and congrats on your 50th account anniversary

Homosexual1
11-10-2005, 12:11 PM
Very happy to be here, Thank you.

num2son
11-10-2005, 12:12 PM
:lmao:

Aqueous Moon
11-10-2005, 12:17 PM
that's real cute...this is some good advice fellas !:D

ColombianMami
11-10-2005, 12:19 PM
lol...very true

JASPER
11-10-2005, 12:20 PM
My girl never uses those words.

Homosexual1
11-10-2005, 12:21 PM
Jasper1134 heeft een opblaaspop.

Jabba Jaw
11-10-2005, 12:22 PM
Jasper1134 heeft een opblaaspop.
yeah yeah

i understand totally mayne!

i was just thinkin sdkfhkjsdhrth kjd my self

Skellington
11-10-2005, 01:04 PM
"As if"

JASPER
11-10-2005, 01:05 PM
Jasper1134 heeft een opblaaspop.Goddess heeft een opblaaskop.

Queen Of Poetry
11-10-2005, 01:44 PM
LOL.....words of wisdom for the gentlemen.....

Wu-Disciple
11-10-2005, 01:54 PM
kisa neg sa yo ap di konsa?

english please!

Big Bad Man
11-10-2005, 01:59 PM
I usually hear "whatever" more than anything else.

Homosexual1
11-10-2005, 09:49 PM
Ik win.

SHRAP
11-11-2005, 12:12 AM
i need a girl that uses words like "slurp" and "smash"

deadlymelody
11-11-2005, 12:24 AM
vagina

Popa Chief
11-11-2005, 01:37 AM
The words I hear most from girls is, "NO!"

Homosexual1
11-11-2005, 02:15 AM
That says more about you then about girls Gangstarr187.

Popa Chief
11-11-2005, 02:16 AM
U got me

Homosexual1
11-11-2005, 02:47 AM
U got yourself.

Popa Chief
11-11-2005, 02:49 AM
Damn, got me again, saw u changed ur custom user title to superwomen.

Homosexual1
11-11-2005, 02:54 AM
Maybe that works..

Popa Chief
11-11-2005, 02:59 AM
Ya, of course

urban_angel
11-11-2005, 07:13 AM
lol, its all true, take note men!

iNtell3kT
11-11-2005, 07:53 AM
really hard to tell if they're being sarcastic but i hear "oh oh-k Justin" like they say it with a smile, but yet i dunno how to take it, like are they actually saying somthing, or are they stupid and dont know what to say? and if i think about it to long about what it means, depending the girl she either gets mad like she gots a finger in her butt, or they get really happy and "grabby" with me, i have no clue why, but they say that a lot like i dunno, like they want to see if i would stand up for myself and what i said? or somthing to that effect, that pisses me right the hell off, i shouldnt have to back up my talk dammit, i said what i said at that time for a fuckin reason, dont stall and think about it and say "oh oh-k" like wtf is that, goddammit, this is gettin me off track, but when i talk to guys, i hear "Oh Really?" and "Yeah" a lot too, im not saying the same thing over and over, and yet in small talk i get those types of responses, i mean, that's no way to carry any type of convo with me, i just end up ignoring people and givin them the same shit, to see what they say, cause shit, aint soundin like anything im sayin is connectin, either that or they got other shit on their mind, i dunno.....

but, that was funny and true tho, i hear those things also, specially with my mom, i was hear for some reason "ok i will" like wtf is that about, haha its funny tho, good thread

Alex36
11-11-2005, 07:57 AM
what about when they wrong but they think they right? they wont shut it and theres no way out apart from SHUT YOUR FUCKING NOISE

iNtell3kT
11-11-2005, 08:58 AM
^^^^LMAO!!!!!!!!

yeh, but i guess ya just gotta deal with it, women are women and there's no changing that, there's a grace about it in there somewhere in there nature, its hard to find it now n days tho

Reggie_Noble
11-11-2005, 10:19 AM
You think pints are heavy