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Wu-Disciple
11-10-2005, 10:56 AM
Why Men Are Just Happier People

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. You can never be pregnant. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental - $100. The world is your urinal. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood - all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

Homosexual1
11-10-2005, 10:58 AM
Men are stupid.

Reggie_Noble
11-10-2005, 11:00 AM
:D

Homosexual1
11-10-2005, 11:05 AM
:D

num2son
11-10-2005, 11:10 AM
Lol

Aqueous Moon
11-10-2005, 11:13 AM
that's real cute...men - lucky asses

JASPER
11-10-2005, 11:14 AM
White men are the happiest.

Jabba Jaw
11-10-2005, 11:17 AM
^^^
mos def

i say a maximum of three words on the phone... then hang up

wordness nah'msayin mutherhubbards

Cheech Da WildKard
11-10-2005, 11:28 AM
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

tis true tis true.

Yup ...not even that. Most my calls consist of "What you need?" ...."Ok, I got you." ..

Or ... "What time you at yours?" ....."Ok, I'll be there" ...that's it.

Reggie_Noble
11-10-2005, 11:30 AM
for me it's

"Oh word?" "Oh word?" *giggles* "tee hee oh she didn't heeeeee heeeeeee"

or

"OH WORD SON?!!?" "AIGHT IMA MEET YOU THERE PEACE" "no I love you more" "no I love you more" "no I love you more" "no I love you more" "no I love you more" "no I love you more" "no I love you more" "no I love you more" "no I love you more"

Jabba Jaw
11-10-2005, 11:31 AM
Yup ...not even that. Most my calls consist of "What you need?" ...."Ok, I got you." ..

Or ... "What time you at yours?" ....."Ok, I'll be there" ...that's it.
lol true story

women discuss everything like what they gonna wear n shit

we just like "ima be there in ten" dude on the other ends like "aiight"

n thats it lol

badda boom badda bing