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deadlymelody
02-07-2006, 06:58 PM
When people say "loose" instead of "lose"
When you're wearing sweatpants and the static makes them stick
When your car always beeps to put your seat belt on (like that helps?)
When you have too much loose change on you and you feel it everytime you take a step
A month after an ice storm makes the roads icy, you still are worried about the ice
Ketchup on a burger when I specifically said no ketchup
Getting all the cereal appliances ready, only to discover you have no milk
Bad CD's covering up the other CD's worth buying
When large is a little too small, and x-large is too big

RZA's Wife aka Goddess
02-07-2006, 07:20 PM
Little things don't drive me nuts.

Big Bad Man
02-07-2006, 07:29 PM
these kinda threads ;)

Qwiffersniffer
02-07-2006, 08:08 PM
Or when you run out of crack or any other illicit narcotic. You know?

MaShPG
02-07-2006, 08:28 PM
Alright, so an Irishman walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, right? The bartender goes up to him and says, "Hey buddy, you know you got a steering wheel in your pants right?" Irishman says, "Aye, it's driving me nuts."

BaZing

deadlymelody
02-07-2006, 09:12 PM
Haha at these responses

Sexy Jasper
02-07-2006, 11:59 PM
Alright, so an Irishman walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, right? The bartender goes up to him and says, "Hey buddy, you know you got a steering wheel in your pants right?" Irishman says, "Aye, it's driving me nuts."

BaZing
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAA

Mumm Ra
02-08-2006, 08:29 PM
people telling me they're gonna call me then they dont

Longbongcilvaringz
02-08-2006, 09:00 PM
mye poore typen skilze.

RynMur
02-08-2006, 09:08 PM
The feel of foam

THE W
02-08-2006, 09:15 PM
when the chick in a porno is always looking into the camera while she's doing her thing.

Longbongcilvaringz
02-09-2006, 01:02 AM
the sound which polystyrine makes when it is rubbed together.

Oztradamus
02-09-2006, 01:57 AM
My fucking girlfriend..

SurreaL
02-09-2006, 02:01 AM
a rake dragging along concrete

Queen Of Poetry
02-09-2006, 07:41 AM
When people dress their animals up like humans........that drives me insane!!!!!!

LHX
02-09-2006, 10:46 AM
opinions

being trapped on earth

getting mail from various federal agencies
welfare
tax office
etc

Locust12
02-09-2006, 10:58 AM
my teachers..

Oztradamus
02-09-2006, 11:56 AM
When people dress their animals up like humans........that drives me insane!!!!!!

So....my little yorkie loves it

Queen Of Poetry
02-09-2006, 12:04 PM
LOL....u think.....he's probably thinking get this damn thing off of me....LOL

Ill Jolson
02-09-2006, 12:07 PM
people with piercings in their tongue
classmates who run from the classromm to the PC-room at my school
people wearing tiara(AHH!!! MAKES ME WANNA KILL!!!)
people laughing when I don't think the funny thing is funny.
my father sitting by the table while I eat breakfast at 7 AM.
these "I'm sixteen, cool, funny, and knowitall"-bitches. ex; "when I go skiing, I walk 200 metres, eat my candies and go home", and I'm like "WHATEVER, BITCH!"

gawd....

Oztradamus
02-09-2006, 12:19 PM
People that go on the internet and post at music forums..

Queen Of Poetry
02-09-2006, 12:33 PM
People that go on the internet and post at music forums..

LOL.....;)

deadlymelody
02-09-2006, 09:30 PM
People who don't know the Wu Tang Clan or Killarmy, my 2 favorite rap groups

Way past Ill
02-09-2006, 11:00 PM
People who say "can I ask you a question?"

EAGLE EYE
02-09-2006, 11:16 PM
*People that take up two lanes in traffic because the line in the road needs to be repainted, but a smart person can judge when a lane is more than one.


*Those little 13-14 year olds I heard about in the news that started a dance callled the Wu-Tang <--- They need to be smacked


*My fat college professor who has urkle glasses, and a teletubby physicue, and is a prick cuz hes an ex cop.

*people whos only taste in music is g-unit and wear hats with perfectly flat rims and keep that stupid shiny sticker on it.

*Girls that try to pretend they arent sluts when they really are, and wont let you put it in there ass or fuck em hard.

*car or food commercials with rap music

*vegans and peta members

.... im gonna stop now before the voices tell me to do something bad

Razorsharp
02-09-2006, 11:33 PM
stickers left on DVD cases

Unwipped white board

G-unit lovers

Mike Jones Lovers

NIGHT MAYOR
02-10-2006, 02:56 AM
dog barking far away enough that you can juuuuuuusst hear it when your try'na go to bed late.

mosqito's fly'n around your hear when your tryna sleep.

when your waiting right where your train door stops then when you press the button your train door takes like three times longer to open than the two doors either side you could have chosen - allowing people from both sides to decide what freak NOT to sit next too leaving the freak for you on your late arrival into the train.

people who dont pull the cone in one go.

when the 12 items or less takes longer.

when your getting fuel you go one cent over your intended spendage.

lollipop rappers.

g-unit.

and sleepy mexicans

s_ivy
02-10-2006, 03:06 AM
my writing prof

when u take a warm shower then suddenly the water gets cold

SuperWoman
02-10-2006, 04:28 AM
Nothing drives me nuts...

100pr00f
02-10-2006, 07:01 AM
-birds chirpping outside at 5 in the morn when u just went to sleep 2 hrs befor time

-that stupit test they put on tv when u watching some thing good it comes up

-driving in a lane that yiels and the person behind in in the next lane speeds up so u cant get in fron of them..........fucking pricks

-1 foot of snow is calld for the week end and u got a wu tang show on sunday a car show on sat.....damn...im still going

-bridge inspection..under a bridge and is filld with millions of drug needles
damn junkies ...true story...i was freaked out the whole time

-pot holes that when u run over seem to be smallr then what it looks and u hit hard....and u go ahhh\....ur cd player skips

-having a mexican speacking spanish to a indian in a dunking donuts...were all like wtf...they cant understand each others and we dont know what none of them are saying

Queen Of Poetry
02-10-2006, 07:45 AM
Spanish to an Indian.......that's hilarious!!!!!!

SuperWoman
02-10-2006, 08:38 AM
Hilarious indeed.

ilzPotent
02-10-2006, 08:46 AM
Chinese people in New York speak spanish.


that doesn't drive me nuts.



moths do.

WuBanga36
02-10-2006, 09:48 AM
Little things should not drive you nuts. Just succeed over it by ignoring it.

THE W
02-10-2006, 11:12 AM
the word "cock"

ilzPotent
02-10-2006, 11:22 AM
lol. .

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
02-10-2006, 11:25 AM
when stereotypes are justified...

for example Chinese or Asian drivers are always stereotyped as bad drivers, I give them the benefit of the doubt but this always happens:
they always changing lanes in intersections,
making left turns from the right lane,
driving slower than slugs on the freeway,
totally ignoring the right of way law,
taking 20 minutes to park in a space big enough for a bus,
causing a traffic jam because they want to change lanes at the traffic light,
following to closely,
I can go on but I've seen pics of the intersections in Hong Kong so I understand why...Those intersection make no fucking sense what so ever!!!!

hectis
02-10-2006, 11:26 AM
When I Don't Have A Blunt.
When I Take A Walk And It Starts To Rain/snow.

King Callabah
02-10-2006, 12:09 PM
........once i start listing i aint gonna stop......yano that right?

Sexy Jasper
02-10-2006, 12:15 PM
Radio. Fucking hell, do people really want to hear the same song 4 times in 90 minutes.

100pr00f
02-10-2006, 12:15 PM
grills.....

ilzPotent
02-10-2006, 12:21 PM
Monday - Friday -- 9:00 a.m to 6:00 pm

its just abusive.

100pr00f
02-10-2006, 12:25 PM
-Monday - Friday 7am to 3 pm.somtimes
7am to 2am.that sucks

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
02-10-2006, 12:46 PM
when stereotypes are justified...

for example Chinese or Asian drivers are always stereotyped as bad drivers, I give them the benefit of the doubt but this always happens:
they always changing lanes in intersections,
making left turns from the right lane,
driving slower than slugs on the freeway,
totally ignoring the right of way law,
taking 20 minutes to park in a space big enough for a bus,
causing a traffic jam because they want to change lanes at the traffic light,
following to closely,
I can go on but I've seen pics of the intersections in Hong Kong so I understand why...Those intersection make no fucking sense what so ever!!!!


http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uploads/post-79-1129785274.jpg

http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uploads/post-79-1129785290.jpg

ilzPotent
02-10-2006, 12:47 PM
LMAO


and 7:00 am to 2:00 am... I concur that does suck.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
02-10-2006, 01:16 PM
Potents sig

EAGLE EYE
02-10-2006, 02:32 PM
The girl in my sociology glass with green teeth, who gives her 2 cents to every fucking conversation and doesnt realize how dumb she is.

ilzPotent
02-10-2006, 02:34 PM
bring her a tooth brush and whitening paste tomorrow

sharing is caring.

EAGLE EYE
02-10-2006, 02:42 PM
she would probably get offended and sit her fat ass on me til i suffocated

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
02-10-2006, 03:23 PM
when women send me shit like this

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/c_to_the_har/mon%20amis%20et%20moi/Picture_8.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/c_to_the_har/mon%20amis%20et%20moi/5f0801b1.jpg

ilzPotent
02-10-2006, 03:25 PM
post whores....lol

Oztradamus
02-10-2006, 03:58 PM
Mexicans... :mad:

ilzPotent
02-10-2006, 04:02 PM
lol.


rules.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
02-10-2006, 04:05 PM
Thongs.... in a good way of course

Oztradamus
02-10-2006, 04:08 PM
Brains.... In a good way :)

THE W
02-10-2006, 07:09 PM
superbowl halftime shows

waiting 2 weeks for the superbowl after the conference championship.

when the jim rome radio show in interrupted for news on the sorry ass lions.

Machete
02-10-2006, 07:17 PM
Message has to be at least 10 characters long.

deadlymelody
02-10-2006, 09:31 PM
Anti perspirants not really preventing perspiration

Mumm Ra
02-10-2006, 10:00 PM
I have noticed that also...

Aqueous Moon
02-11-2006, 12:09 AM
concieted bitches who don't have female friends...

born invincible
02-11-2006, 03:27 AM
Message has to be at least 10 characters long.


::: co-signs :::

MantiZ
02-11-2006, 05:58 AM
dorks who think that 5o cunt is king of rap
losers who wear those blings from icedoutgear and similar
morons who wear dada shoes with spinners
idiots who criticise other genres of music (except pop)

EAGLE EYE
02-11-2006, 08:10 AM
when my stacks of poker chips fall over

J-Man
02-11-2006, 08:19 AM
ATm da ting dat is pissing me off has to be all dis shit talk bout Wu-TanG-Unit i know dere aint no proof about it being real n all but ive been lookin round n dere aint shit saying dat its not true.
others thing the l8 arrive Of Dre's Detox.
only built 4 cuban linx 2 not out yet.
masta killas album not out yet.

Sifu Dragon
02-11-2006, 01:18 PM
My ex trying to talk to me and staring at me

oldie
02-11-2006, 01:39 PM
stickers on the celophane wrapping of a cd! put it on the fucking case!!!!what use is it on the celophane, ESPECIALLY when you cant the bastard off to put on the cd case cos its simply super glued on or it rips.grrrrr!
that happened to both my Grandmasters album and Wu Meets Indie album!!! i want the fuckin stickers cos its part of the album in a way.

im now going to e-mail this to record companies in petition to stickers on celophane.

slow walkers! when your walking round town or in the streets and theres like 3 people blocking most of the path and their walking slower than a fucking snail! and they dont move!

spiders! im scared of em and theyre fucking useless!!! they dont do anything. what use is a fucking cobweb, although aparently if we didnt have spiders the world would be full to the sky of flies! but then again, thats what fly spray's for!

deadlymelody
02-11-2006, 03:16 PM
Workers at Best Buy suggesting to me which product to get and then it ends up being a piece of shit

WARPATH
02-11-2006, 04:51 PM
When drunk fat bitches think they're hot.

When you deep in some hoe you just met and the rubber breaks.

Taxes.

Longbongcilvaringz
02-11-2006, 11:36 PM
when you buy a cd from a record store and there is all the fucking packaging on it. take about 5 mins to get all the shit off. then there is a sticker with the price on it on the front of the disc. when you pull it off sticky residue is left on there which looks like shit, if you dont pull it off then there is a fucking price tag on the front. im annoyed.

EAGLE EYE
02-12-2006, 02:13 AM
drunk people who you meet at a party that are abnoxiously friendly towards you.

and

fat people who get handicap spots cuz they are considered "disabled"

still banned? WTF?
02-12-2006, 06:05 AM
I hate smoking pieces of toast and rice that i find on my floor when im surfin my crib for crack hits

Queen Of Poetry
02-12-2006, 08:54 AM
Men who try to impress u with their $$$$$$$$ (I mean come, be real)

Weaves

Fake nails

Woemn who allow their rolls to stick out (I mean come on, if it rolls over u need a bigger a size )

dif de la rev
02-12-2006, 11:54 AM
hype
destructive critics

WARPATH
02-12-2006, 11:59 AM
when your typing a long ass post and press the button, and if gives you the message that you need to log in............FUCK i hate that shit.

GENERAL WISE
02-12-2006, 02:23 PM
fucking monkeys piss me off
and
punks who live in a big house and rebel against their parents.
and
a fobbish asian kid bumping 50cent in the BMW his parents bought him
and
Dude's who wear sandals more than shoes.

Kong
02-12-2006, 02:30 PM
fucking monkeys piss me off
and
punks who live in a big house and rebel against their parents.
and
a fobbish asian kid bumping 50cent in the BMW his parents bought him
and
Dude's who wear sandals more than shoes.



hahaha
---------

i cant think of anything.

Kong
02-12-2006, 02:35 PM
oh here ya go on this forum i keep replying and i keep getting told it aint long enuf.

takes the piss.

EAGLE EYE
02-12-2006, 06:01 PM
^you prolly hear this alot from girls huh?

still banned? WTF?
02-13-2006, 03:47 PM
Hahahaha................owned

JASPER
02-13-2006, 05:53 PM
Hookers who seduce you and then turn into Shang Tsung after you pay them.

Remote control batteries falling out when the holder breaks

Cats stepping on my nuts when they want to sit on my lap

When I paint a wall and when the paint is dry, the colour suspiciously resembles the same visual aspects of a fresh turd.

stak84
02-13-2006, 07:29 PM
#1. Guys who drive girl cars (miata etc.) and get personalized license plates that say shit like myrdstr (my roadster) drives me up a fuckin wall

#2. Guys who wear jeans and flip flops, wheres your pride?

BRONZBODY
02-13-2006, 08:26 PM
cops and tornados...they both show up when you dont want them to.

Aqueous Moon
02-14-2006, 10:30 AM
waking up early in the gawd damned morning

King Callabah
02-14-2006, 10:33 AM
theres still too much for me to list........but i might start my very long list ina sec......prepare yo self

dif de la rev
02-14-2006, 11:09 PM
people who dissapoint themselves and act like you should be dissapointed for them.

RZA's Wife aka Goddess
02-15-2006, 12:52 AM
People who talk 2 much.

Kriszy Substance
02-15-2006, 01:01 AM
speaking of people who talk too much...here i am.

it drives me nuts when i finally get in my bed and get all comfortable then my elbow starts itching and i try to ignore it because i have found the perfect sleeping position and then i lie there awake trying to figure out if i should move and succumb to the itch or just ignore it and try to fall asleep still...

iNtell3kT
02-15-2006, 01:18 AM
hmmm...word is i got you beat on rambling lol

RZA's Wife aka Goddess
02-15-2006, 01:32 AM
I hate negative people.

Kriszy Substance
02-15-2006, 01:36 AM
hmmm...word is i got you beat on rambling lol

you talking to me? that sounds very familiar...am I not adding something up? that reminded me of my friend illyrian....you know him?

RZA's Wife aka Goddess
02-15-2006, 02:29 AM
Moderators.

Bloo
02-16-2006, 04:20 AM
You know what pisses me off?

When you're looking for something. Litterally tearing your place apart looking for this thing, getting pissed off at the world cause you can't find it. Just to realize you had it on you the whole time!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Aqueous Moon
02-16-2006, 02:19 PM
boredom when im too lazy to do something

dif de la rev
02-16-2006, 02:23 PM
slow computers, sites that act funny, pop up ads, phishers, telemarketers, people 2w/ petitions, spit on sidewalk, reckless kids @ restaurants, lack of good movies, cost of cable, weed not being free, growing out of good clothes, having food in fridge but too tired to fix anything, trippy weather, people stuck on surface like flies on fly paper . . . tbc

hectis
02-16-2006, 02:28 PM
Lol Every Thing The Poster Above Me Said

ilzPotent
02-16-2006, 02:33 PM
people who edit their post when their getting ripped by ilz.

Aqueous Moon
02-16-2006, 02:59 PM
hypocritical bull shit

still banned? WTF?
02-16-2006, 03:44 PM
being banned for 10 days, only to find out i havent been ubanned and it's been 3 months. Yo 36, unban the kid, much appreciated if u do. peace


Sicka Than Aidz
Banned

Oztradamus
02-16-2006, 05:32 PM
When you're about to bust in a chicks mouth and then she pulls it out.. That's a No no in my book

JASPER
02-16-2006, 05:40 PM
When homosexual injuns piss on my expensive carpet. That really grinds my gears, that and black people.

Qwiffersniffer
02-16-2006, 09:56 PM
Qweefs....

Shaolin Warrior
02-17-2006, 08:15 PM
Let's see:

*People with G-Unit shirts or other merchandize.

*When your shit falls into the toilet and it splashes up into your balls and shit.

*Waking up in the morning.

*When an eyelash gets stuck in your eyeball. Its so fucking irritating.

*Fat bitches who think they're the shit and that they have a banging body.

*These three girls that sit behind me in History class that are so freaking stereotypical. They are so fucking plastic and talk like this: "Oh yeah, totally." and "Oh my gawd, really?".

*These kids in that same class who listen to wack ass songs like that "I'm in love with a stripper" shit and have the gall to call the songs "raw". Them bitches don't know raw.

*This long haired rocker in that same class who listens to this Jim Morrison dude that I've never heard of. Well he's not that annoying, maybe its his voice. LOL

*Night school. And I have to take it 4 fricking days a week.


These are kinda long but whatever:

*People from my school who act as if they like Ray Charles, and they only know the man because his movie was released not so long ago and he keeps getting sampled in songs by people. I don't know the sick obsession some people have around here with Ludacris' "Georgia" song. I mean I like Luda and I respect Ray Charles (I don't listen to his music though) but that song doesn't do it for me.

*People in my school who wear Bob Marley shirts. I mean those bitches probably don't even listen to other reggae artists (I'm not gonna act like I listen to reggae cause I really don't listen to it a lot), but I bet they only listen to him or wear the shirt because he's dead and because he smoked mad weed. Now no disrespect to him, because I like his music.

*Two words: Jamie Foxx. Not that I'm jealous of the guy or anything for his success. But I'm so freaking tired of his face!!! He's in every movie out there and keeps making all these songs pretending to be Ray Charles and shit. LMAO. I also get annoyed at how they always announce him like: Academy Award winner: Jamie Foxx. Get over it bitches! That was 1000 years ago. And who does he think he is writing his last name with two X's? what man? One X ain't good enough for you?!?!?!?!

THE W
02-17-2006, 08:35 PM
money shots

Alcryt
02-18-2006, 12:22 PM
People that listen to g-unit and other mainstream hip hop and when you tell them its shit they get really defensive like they think they know everything about hip hop (not that i know everything either) and are like "50 cents the best ever idiot" and say all the old school stuff is shit just cos the beats are not mainstream.
Emo's
People that listen to certain types of rock music and say all hip hop is shit though the only stuff they know is the shitty mainstream crap
People who dont give certain music a chance and make their minds up before trying it
Life

RZA's Wife aka Goddess
02-18-2006, 12:25 PM
Insekts & bugs in the summer.

JASPER
02-18-2006, 05:06 PM
People that listen to g-unit and other mainstream hip hop and when you tell them its shit they get really defensive like they think they know everything about hip hop (not that i know everything either) and are like "50 cents the best ever idiot" and say all the old school stuff is shit just cos the beats are not mainstream.
People who think their opinion on music matters and feel like imposing their personal taste on you.

LHX
02-18-2006, 11:42 PM
when you cant find anybody to kill you

RZA's Wife aka Goddess
02-19-2006, 12:15 AM
Flies & Roaches.

GENERAL WISE
02-19-2006, 01:28 AM
your moms coming to my door for some crack
I hate that shit

EAGLE EYE
11-30-2008, 02:25 AM
people bumping threads