View Full Version : The Official New Slang Thread

02-09-2006, 04:27 AM
Ok, in an effort to try to keep whitey guessing I feel it's time we as the youth come up with new slang to use in place of the old school shit we've been saying. As it has come apparent the Kanye West's statement is comming true and old slang is being used by numerous people over the age of 40. So I'll start with one that me and my people came up with and we'll just add on from there.

1. Crack (adj.)
- Used to describe something of an addictive nature. Or something that is bound to become the "next big thing" like the crak epidemic of the 80's.

Examples in everyday speach.
"Yo, this burger is crack man! I'ma need to get another one"

"Say, once that new Raekwon CD drops, it's gonna be crack!"

Ok, let's keep this going :)

Jesus Shootin Heroin
02-09-2006, 07:12 AM
Let's not.

02-09-2006, 10:51 PM
I just smoked a bunch of crack. Any questions.

02-10-2006, 02:17 AM
Nah man this is a good idea, like some underground railroad shit...........

sqwank- noun. (squaank)- something you thirst for like a liquid or a blunt

Pass me that sqwank. Give me a drink of that sqwank.

scrolly- noun (skroly)- a weapon like a gun.

Pass me the scrolly.

02-10-2006, 02:21 AM
muskrat - >> a womens vagina

02-10-2006, 02:22 AM
Germs- noun- a white person that doesn't have any respect

This Germ spit in my food!

Disenfect- verb- to kill or destroy something-

Let's disenect this germ that raped my sister.

02-10-2006, 02:31 AM
Blamsheez- verb- to issue a pre-emptive strike, or to issue an all out attack, a signal for no mercy

Once we get to the park, Blamsheez.
Fuck they have us surrounded, Blamsheez.

For example: you might be standing off against someone, and as soon as someone in your crew shouts blamsheez everyone knows to attack.

02-10-2006, 02:37 AM
Miracle whip- noun- semen

I spread miracl whip all over that bitches buns.

02-10-2006, 02:40 AM
fooders-noun- money-

That germ owes me some fooders.

02-10-2006, 02:42 AM
Sandwitch spread- verb- to fuck a bitch

I'm gonna sandwich spread this bitch and leave here drippin with miracle whip

02-10-2006, 02:52 AM
Ghoulie-(noun) a bitch
Gremlin-(noun) an ugly bitch
Goblin-(noun) a fat bitch

Let's sandwitch spread these goblins.

02-10-2006, 03:46 AM
Brokeback (adj.)
1. used to describe something of questionable masculenity.
2. something that is truly gay.


"I don't know about smackin your boy's ass after a game. Sounds pretty brokeback to me."

02-10-2006, 09:03 AM
muskrat - >> a womens vagina

LMAO!!! .

Fatal Guillotine
05-03-2011, 03:21 PM
chap- usually refers to a chick who is ugly in some sort of way, either shes is bad built, or has a buttaface

Uncle Steezo
05-03-2011, 03:34 PM
heard this today...
tune up: beating a woman's ass in an effort to get her to act right.
"that bitch was talkin way too reckless last night so i gave her a tune up."

netscape check two
05-03-2011, 04:30 PM
Non real talk. If you're going to bring up a 5 year old thread, at least make it a good one.

05-04-2011, 03:52 PM
mojave (mo-hah-ve)- beer, but can be any type of alcohol
"Lets get some mojave so we can get fucked up". "Do you have any mojave?"

peanut butter- someone is watching/close
someone says, "Peanut butter." everyone then hides the weed