Sexy Jasper
02-09-2006, 03:22 PM
There are only a few things certain in life; you're going to die, your girl is going to turn ugly and will bitch more than before, you didn't pay for Windows, it's shark week on Discovery.
But there's no way of telling what your turds are going to look like when you glide of your sewage chimney. My bowels never cease to amaze me and more than often I find myself gasping in utter delight at my anal craftmanship. Piece by piece, my shit is Dutch Design at it's best. The creme de la creme of Recycling Art.
Not far from now, my poops will be the new caviar, people will pretend they like the taste to impress their yuppy 'associates'. I'll star in major poop sex productions, delivering my sweet taste to worn out porn bitches like Gauge. My motherfucking poop will be smugled over the Mexican border, sold to 11 year old ghetto kids by future Def Jam signed rap singers. College kids will be all over it. Potheads won't be around anymore, they'll now be called poopheads HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA. I hate it when people make such horrible jokes. My shit will get you higher than ET. Yes, the future is brown my friend.
I should stop being creative and start pooping. How come all ideas I have come to me when I'm sitting on the loo. Loo. Loo. Loo. Silly Brits. Brits. Son of a homo.
But there's no way of telling what your turds are going to look like when you glide of your sewage chimney. My bowels never cease to amaze me and more than often I find myself gasping in utter delight at my anal craftmanship. Piece by piece, my shit is Dutch Design at it's best. The creme de la creme of Recycling Art.
Not far from now, my poops will be the new caviar, people will pretend they like the taste to impress their yuppy 'associates'. I'll star in major poop sex productions, delivering my sweet taste to worn out porn bitches like Gauge. My motherfucking poop will be smugled over the Mexican border, sold to 11 year old ghetto kids by future Def Jam signed rap singers. College kids will be all over it. Potheads won't be around anymore, they'll now be called poopheads HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA. I hate it when people make such horrible jokes. My shit will get you higher than ET. Yes, the future is brown my friend.
I should stop being creative and start pooping. How come all ideas I have come to me when I'm sitting on the loo. Loo. Loo. Loo. Silly Brits. Brits. Son of a homo.