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Sexy Jasper
02-09-2006, 04:22 PM
There are only a few things certain in life; you're going to die, your girl is going to turn ugly and will bitch more than before, you didn't pay for Windows, it's shark week on Discovery.

But there's no way of telling what your turds are going to look like when you glide of your sewage chimney. My bowels never cease to amaze me and more than often I find myself gasping in utter delight at my anal craftmanship. Piece by piece, my shit is Dutch Design at it's best. The creme de la creme of Recycling Art.

Not far from now, my poops will be the new caviar, people will pretend they like the taste to impress their yuppy 'associates'. I'll star in major poop sex productions, delivering my sweet taste to worn out porn bitches like Gauge. My motherfucking poop will be smugled over the Mexican border, sold to 11 year old ghetto kids by future Def Jam signed rap singers. College kids will be all over it. Potheads won't be around anymore, they'll now be called poopheads HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA. I hate it when people make such horrible jokes. My shit will get you higher than ET. Yes, the future is brown my friend.

I should stop being creative and start pooping. How come all ideas I have come to me when I'm sitting on the loo. Loo. Loo. Loo. Silly Brits. Brits. Son of a homo.

ilzPotent
02-09-2006, 04:24 PM
do you plexi?

Sexy Jasper
02-09-2006, 04:34 PM
Harder than Christ.

cap
02-09-2006, 04:38 PM
krijg nou de schijt

Bloo
02-09-2006, 04:43 PM
ummmmm.... no

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
02-09-2006, 04:48 PM
My Ninja star shit will cut you!!!

Sexy Jasper
02-09-2006, 04:55 PM
You homoniggas are going to regret this. You'll come begging, oh please Jasper, please, can I have your poop. Then I'll be like EAT SHIT YOU COCK THUMPERS!

I'm so fresh and clean.

ilzPotent
02-09-2006, 05:00 PM
Harder than Christ.


that pretty hardcore.

so I'll invest, you have paypal?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
02-09-2006, 05:03 PM
I have mastered the art of Origami shitters I can fold the shit into any object merely by using my bung hole muscles....Don't fuck with the master impaction

Sexy Jasper
02-09-2006, 05:04 PM
You pay in blood.

I hate this thread.

ilzPotent
02-09-2006, 05:05 PM
I have mastered the art of Origami shitters I can fold the shit into any object merely by using my bung hole muscles....Don't fuck with the master impaction



LMAO - dude hilarious.

ilzPotent
02-09-2006, 05:06 PM
You pay in blood.

I hate this thread.

well if you can prove you plexi... I have a pint or 2 to spare.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
02-09-2006, 05:11 PM
I also have a Gang of living poop I have sprung to life using Frankensteins laboratory... I call'em The Pooparazi!! They will flash on any one who dares to approach Hollywood or any other movie premier!!!

Sexy Jasper
02-09-2006, 05:21 PM
pooparazi! HAHAHAAHAHA

*glares at xibit*

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
02-10-2006, 05:57 PM
this thread is pooperific, pooptastic, poopalicious

Sexy Jasper
02-10-2006, 05:59 PM
It sure smells like it.

Pooptacular!

SuperWoman
02-11-2006, 04:55 PM
Poop gang.

SurreaL
02-11-2006, 09:46 PM
You're All Full Of Shit!