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EAGLE EYE
02-14-2006, 10:21 PM
Would you give in and let this douche bag and his fat wife + white trash family arrest you? They sure look bad ass pointing their mace at people......

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
02-14-2006, 10:40 PM
I would set up some mines at my front door and rear door then I would leave and make an anonymous call to dog and tell him the suspect is home ....I'll then watch from a neighbors house as he and his entire gene pool is blown to bits...that would make great television

EAGLE EYE
02-14-2006, 10:56 PM
i think it would be funny to soak some bacon strips in rat poison and leave them somewhere on your property so when his fat bitch wife arrives on the scene, she sniffs it out like a dog...... eats it and dies on the spot.

GENERAL WISE
02-14-2006, 10:58 PM
I would Blast TONIGHT IS A SPECIAL NIGHT in my house to numb his senses and hide behind my couch with my Pancor Jackhammer (Automatic shotgun) and load off rounds onto his family. and then after i escape ill plead guilty to the tax evasion and the 1st degree murders.

Queen Of Poetry
02-15-2006, 08:53 AM
I would be scared as hell.....him and his wife r huge....I would surrender....LOL

num2son
02-15-2006, 08:54 AM
Tell him the 80's are over, his wife is hot.

Queen Of Poetry
02-15-2006, 08:56 AM
Tell him the 80's are over, his wife is hot.

LOL...yeah his sporting the mullet......his wife? R u serious........she is a hot mess!!!!!!!

King Callabah
02-15-2006, 09:08 AM
.............who the fucks dog the bounty hunter?! it has a wife?! wah the fuck is this?!

Jeru
02-15-2006, 09:09 AM
I'd prolly ask who the wife is

Queen Of Poetry
02-15-2006, 09:13 AM
.............who the fucks dog the bounty hunter?! it has a wife?! wah the fuck is this?!

It's this show over here and he is a bounty hunter and they film him getting criminals....he has a mullet and so does his wife and she looks like a dude.....

Jeru
02-15-2006, 09:14 AM
It's this show over here and he is a bounty hunter and they film him getting criminals....he has a mullet and so does his wife and she looks like a dude.....

People who've done jailtime will settle for anything for instance your ex

King Callabah
02-15-2006, 09:14 AM
It's this show over here and he is a bounty hunter and they film him getting criminals....he has a mullet and so does his wife and she looks like a dude.....

.........why is he called dog?

Jeru
02-15-2006, 09:14 AM
.........why is he called dog?

He was workin in a kennel before he got sent upstate, but they fired him cuz they kept putting him in the cages on account of being doggy

Queen Of Poetry
02-15-2006, 09:24 AM
People who've done jailtime will settle for anything for instance your ex

LOL...oh snap!!!!!!!!

Dissed him!!!!!!!!!!!

Queen Of Poetry
02-15-2006, 09:24 AM
.........why is he called dog?

I don't know....I didn't write the show......LOL



I love u Bah!

King Callabah
02-15-2006, 09:25 AM
well i dunno ma fucka but he can catch shells, wah wah wah, blaow

RZA's Wife aka Goddess
02-15-2006, 09:26 AM
Shoot him maybe.

Big Bad Man
02-15-2006, 06:19 PM
Id kick fuck out the lot of them. Anytime they got confronted they got piss taken outta them badly, by fat lazy weasels. Big Bens idea sounds the breast ;)

Fr@z
02-15-2006, 06:24 PM
A wid take his eyes oot wae a steaky.

You know am always up fur a scrap.

num2son
02-15-2006, 07:40 PM
Rofl,,,,,,,,,,

Machete
02-15-2006, 08:37 PM
Most of yall are full of donkey crap. And can only talk smack because you are online and away from them. You don't respect them because they are white. He would own any one of our asses and plus his wife is insanely hot. If anything, I'd set up a net trap so I could make him watch me bang his wife. Hell, she could even have bacon hanging from her mouth while I'm screwing.

Big Bad Man
02-15-2006, 09:21 PM
Most of yall are full of donkey crap. And can only talk smack because you are online and away from them. You don't respect them because they are white. He would own any one of our asses and plus his wife is insanely hot. If anything, I'd set up a net trap so I could make him watch me bang his wife. Hell, she could even have bacon hanging from her mouth while I'm screwing.

Aye mate when yer used to stayin up aw night waitin on cunts wi shotguns coming through yer cousins door, Dog the bounty hunter in all his wanna be hulkster form isnae exactly a frightenin site. You talk shite. If you hink hes that bad you must be a bif flacid. Plus Im white btw. Peace.

stak84
02-16-2006, 03:52 PM
Id make love to both of them

Big Bad Man
02-16-2006, 03:53 PM
Id make love to both of them

Hahahahaha!

hectis
02-16-2006, 03:58 PM
Sick My Dogs On Them (MY DOGS IS MY GUNS)

ilzPotent
02-16-2006, 04:13 PM
Would you give in and let this douche bag and his fat wife + white trash family arrest you? They sure look bad ass pointing their mace at people......

Damn was it my brother and his wife?



no, seriously.

Os3y3ris
02-19-2006, 01:34 AM
I wanna fight his son.

GENERAL WISE
02-19-2006, 02:30 AM
i would make him cry by showing him that the world is his as well as mine...so why all this hate:?

KBOS
02-19-2006, 01:49 PM
Most of yall are full of donkey crap. And can only talk smack because you are online and away from them. You don't respect them because they are white.

No, its not because they are white, its because they're white trash, and they support bush

He would own any one of our asses

Not according to my glock

and plus his wife is insanely hot.

She looks like a man

http://z.about.com/d/realitytv/1/0/H/B/bl-dogswife2.jpg


If anything, I'd set up a net trap so I could make him watch me bang his wife.

Faggot

Hell, she could even have bacon hanging from her mouth while I'm screwing.

Or while shes fucking you in the ass with her huge penis

BTW, if dog the bounty hunter came at me I would probably call U-god to help me shaolin shadowbox him, I could also call raekwon so he could use his wu tang sword style but he would probably just eat U-gods magic pancakes instead. Perhaps RZA could stop by and excrete feces on dog the bountry hunter's ugly wife whilst yelling SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Koolish
02-19-2006, 05:32 PM
i'd yell "Beth has some big ass tittays" and see where we went from there.

the show's pretty crazy though, i watch it when i can. i can't stand that picture of bush on his desk with a real faggoty smile.
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SKAMPOE
12-24-2007, 12:00 AM
Would you give in and let this douche bag and his fat wife + white trash family arrest you? They sure look bad ass pointing their mace at people......
bwaaahahahahahhaa
dem dudes iz funny

SKAMPOE
12-24-2007, 12:02 AM
http://i4.tinypic.com/8558npw.jpg

SKAMPOE
12-24-2007, 12:03 AM
http://i3.tinypic.com/80zj5uu.jpg

EAGLE EYE
12-24-2007, 12:04 AM
theyd kick in your trap house door skampi, while you be cooking up dat canadian maple bacon in a skillet.

SKAMPOE
12-24-2007, 12:07 AM
Would you give in and let this douche bag and his fat wife + white trash family arrest you? They sure look bad ass pointing their mace at people......
i'll rob dem niggaz if they came to my spot and tittie fuck his wife:b
http://i4.tinypic.com/433cxp0.jpg

SKAMPOE
12-24-2007, 12:10 AM
theyd kick in your trap house door skampi, while you be cooking up dat canadian maple bacon in a skillet.
i dont fuck with canadian bacon shit is ham GOD DAMN IT i'll throw bacon grease in dogs hair lol and tittie fuck his wife

EAGLE EYE
12-24-2007, 12:11 AM
titty fucking is where its at..

SKAMPOE
12-24-2007, 12:14 AM
i aint walkin in there dude

urbanlegendmf
12-24-2007, 03:59 AM
No Way Those Fags Are Catching Me

DR. NICK RIVIERA
12-24-2007, 12:08 PM
I would play some Shaggy to him to prove my innocense...

'waaasn't mee'

http://nofi.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/shaggy.jpg

















why this isn't
http://www.michaels.com/online/images/nw0006d3.jpg
is beyond my imagination

TeknicelStylez
12-24-2007, 01:00 PM
I'm actually waiting for one of these amateur bounty hunter acts to fuck around and get shot in the face by somebody who ain't playing. I think they take people with arrest records that show cooperation because these mofucka's give up way to easy.

SaqurakiHanamichi
12-24-2007, 01:12 PM
lol dog the bounty hunter , i dont even wanna fuk around wit that dude ,

if he arrest me , id be trying to mack into those big ass titties his wife has ,

TeknicelStylez
12-24-2007, 01:30 PM
http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/TekStylez/YGR.jpg

SKAMPOE
12-24-2007, 01:34 PM
I'll Cut That Mu Fuckaz Mullet Off And Tittie Fuck His Wife

BRONZBODY
12-24-2007, 04:49 PM
I'll Cut That Mu Fuckaz Mullet Off And Tittie Fuck His Wifeyeah i would do the same thing...


or id tie him up and suck his wifey huge ass tits while hes shouting nigger at me over and over

SKAMPOE
12-24-2007, 05:13 PM
Bwajahahhahahahhaa

SaqurakiHanamichi
12-24-2007, 05:32 PM
yeah i would do the same thing...


or id tie him up and suck his wifey huge ass tits while hes shouting nigger at me over and over

AHHAHAHAHA

SickSide
12-24-2007, 06:06 PM
yeah i would do the same thing...


or id tie him up and suck his wifey huge ass tits while hes shouting nigger at me over and over

LMAO!

his wifes tits really are freakishly big, shes a big ghoulish woman!

urbanlegendmf
12-24-2007, 07:24 PM
ROBBY WOULD TIE UP DOG AND TRY TO RAPE HIS ANAL

http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/Misdaad/PulpMarselluButch.jpg

EAGLE EYE
12-24-2007, 07:29 PM
but i would have to stream video live to the corpse

SaqurakiHanamichi
12-25-2007, 12:25 AM
lol anybody got a pic of dem tittys ?

NY_Mami
12-25-2007, 12:30 AM
Lynch Moooooooooooooooob............

EAGLE EYE
12-25-2007, 12:36 AM
tooo much bitchass vodka equals =



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