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Butter
02-19-2006, 11:04 PM
just a little time passer..

10 lines, 3-0 KO 3-1 TKO first to 5.

votes explains please.

no feeding / biting.

Philosophe
02-20-2006, 04:57 AM
*Draws Sword*
Commence.

Butter
02-20-2006, 11:36 AM
alright ill type somthing up, n let you know when im ready to drop..

Butter
02-20-2006, 11:54 AM
This Battles All About The Future SO Forget anything 'philosofied'..
all thats left in this battle is the dude who cant even spell his name right!

Man like a Blind Date.. Im Always Full Of Surprizes..
This guys 'Comin in Second' Like someone Whos 'Fuckin with time' is!!

For My First defeat, id really like to thank ya...
'your a dick', so ill beat you with my right hand cause 'im a wanker'!!

Ill spit over the table to Cause exquisette Food..
You'l be wobblin when i give you the 'runs like midgets do'!!

Way back.. I Was Governin Heat before the fireplace..
I payed the electric bill, there aint gonna be any lightweights!!

keyd.. post your ish up asap.. no feeding/biting.

edit: if you dont understand somthing DONT VOTE.

Butter
02-20-2006, 07:26 PM
damn i hope you dont no show.. i knew i shoulda gone for someone with a bigger post count.

sabinnchung
02-20-2006, 07:47 PM
can i step in in his place?

Ghost In The 'Lac
02-20-2006, 07:51 PM
butter/ima go joe pesci on ya/go fuck your mudda/

soz thats kurious but anyway..thats my 1st line so take it or leave it..

lostmanual
02-20-2006, 08:19 PM
Is Ghostface Salty At Rza It Seems Like It...i Mean I Ain't No Hack Or

No Shit Like That..i Happen To Read An Article It Said Ghost Said Fuc

It Rza Didn't Try To Reach Back So I Did My Own Shit..boi Boi Boi..i

Won't Go There..mf Doom Iz Tight As Hell Howeva Shit Work Out...i

Just Wanted To Know..pisssst Ghost Is The Soul Of Wu Tang Mef Is

Da Back Bone...- AND LOSTMANUAL SAID(BABY VOICE) U KNOW WHAT YEAH U RIGHT

I GUESS GHOSTFACE SHOULD OF STAYED OFF CUBAN LINX11 CUZ DATS RAEKWON SHIT

PISSST RAEKWON IS JOLLLLLEEEEE. HE HE HE BUT U KNOW WHAT DAT SHIT WOULD OF BEEN

ILL IF GHOST IS ON IT..PISSST RAEKWON COOKS UP A DISH CALLED LYRICAL HANDLES...-STREET CREDIC

IM NOT QUALIFIED TO SPEAK ON ODB HE WAS WAY OUT THERE..I JUST CAN SAY HE SNAP LIKE TUPAC AND

THAT'S SAD IT HAPPEN..IM SORRY

Butter
02-20-2006, 08:42 PM
stop spammin ma thread.

na you cant take his place.

ill battle you after.

Butter
02-21-2006, 05:32 PM
come on man its 10 lines..

Philosophe
02-21-2006, 05:41 PM
That's my bad...I shall drop something right quick

Philosophe
02-21-2006, 06:02 PM
Commenting on the spelling cuz he dont understand the history/
My lyrics'll bring you to your knees like where your sister be/
You try to talk greasy when your life is all PG/
Cuz in the streets you'd be hit wit shells like Luigi/
The only thing that's scary's getting looks from this fairy/
You couldn't "ad(d) lib" if you needed books from the "rary"/
Thought I'd be a no show but oh contrary/
Sophe silenced everybody like old Tom & Jerry/
So next time you try to 'proach the kid like you larger than/
Remember that he turned that nigga "Butter" into margarine/

Butter
02-22-2006, 07:43 AM
alright, can a mod change this to vote now or somthin?

ill go do some voting.

Butter
02-22-2006, 05:55 PM
bummmmmmmmmmmmp can we get some votes in hereeeeee.

oDoUoSoKo
02-22-2006, 06:10 PM
ill make u a deal, i vote here, and u vote in my battle

i vote philos, i jus liked his steady flow...
ya turns

Habitat
02-22-2006, 07:19 PM
same here, im voting in here return the favour on my battle

philosophe, one of the best verses ive seen on this site, multies werent too special but they were still compound syllables, dope wordplay and nameplay and some good personals.

my votes philosophe

now vote on mine

Bx718
02-22-2006, 07:32 PM
vote - philosophe

Philosophe
02-22-2006, 08:37 PM
Thanks duns, I'll reciprocate with some votes on your respective battles.
Good battle, Butter.

Butter
02-23-2006, 09:12 AM
fuck off lol.

Butter
02-23-2006, 09:13 AM
does anybody know what a 'punchline' is?

Butter
02-23-2006, 09:13 AM
also i said explained votes, so get the fuck outa my thread.

sabinnchung
02-23-2006, 03:56 PM
better

thought he had better flow n such

no hate, check ya pm

Verbatim
02-23-2006, 04:04 PM
philosophe by a landslide...much better punchlines and metaphors...specifically these four lines below:


My lyrics'll bring you to your knees like where your sister be/

Cuz in the streets you'd be hit wit shells like Luigi/

Sophe silenced everybody like old Tom & Jerry/

Remember that he turned that nigga "Butter" into margarine/

Philosophe
02-24-2006, 03:44 AM
Damn...I mean if you'd like I'll battle you again or some shit but I thought we were doing first to three and all this. I'm not even trying to get on some conceited shit...let's go again or something

MCSorrow
02-25-2006, 02:33 AM
that luigi line was tight had me laughin

Butter
02-25-2006, 12:58 PM
man for starters.. ima break this down alright..

My Verse:

Bar 1:

This Battles All About The Future SO Forget anything 'philosofied'..
all thats left in this battle is the dude who cant even spell his name right!

Explination: to Phiophosize is to examine the past.. forget that, this is the future.. doesnt spell his name as phiosophy*

Bar 2:

Man like a Blind Date.. Im Always Full Of Surprizes..
This guys 'Comin in Second' Like someone Whos 'Fuckin with time' is!!

Explination: Blind dates.. you never know what your gonna get..he will come in SECOND as i will be first.. like someone who 'fucks with time' hence, if someone was gonna fuck time, they would 'CUM' in 'Second' GET IT?

Bar 3:

For My First defeat, id really like to thank ya...
'your a dick', so ill beat you with my right hand cause 'im a wanker'!!

Explination: i havent battled here recently so this would be my first win.. by me calling him a dick and 'Beating' him, it makes me a wanker GET IT?

Bar 4

Ill spit over the table to Cause exquisette Food..
You'l be wobblin when i give you the 'runs like midgets do'!!

Expliantion: spitting to cause food yes? once you 'Eat Me' ill give you the runs, this could be looked at, runnin away or 'the shits' midgets wobble when they run.. GET IT?

Bar 5:

Way back.. I Was Governin Heat before the fireplace..
I payed the electric bill, there aint gonna be any lightweights!!

Explination: When lights wernt around they had man made fires.. if i payed the electric bill, im gonna have lights.. so there isnt any LIGHT WAITS.. GET IT?

Philosophe's Verse:

Bar 1

Commenting on the spelling cuz he dont understand the history/
My lyrics'll bring you to your knees like where your sister be/

ok the first line was ok.. but the second PLAYED.. how many battles have i read today alone with a played ass line like that. it aint even a decent punch.

Bar 2

You try to talk greasy when your life is all PG/
Cuz in the streets you'd be hit wit shells like Luigi/

?? first line is a no brainer and the second line is PLAYED..mario, dodgin shells like supermario is played.. you aint got a gun, you aint gonna shoot me, and it aint a decent punch.

Bar 3

The only thing that's scary's getting looks from this fairy/
You couldn't "ad(d) lib" if you needed books from the "rary"/

yes i get it, but i can say that 99% of people who voted DONT GET THIS LINE.. aint got a problem with it.. still isnt a very good punch..

Bar 4

Thought I'd be a no show but oh contrary/
Sophe silenced everybody like old Tom & Jerry/

Yes i get it.. probably your best punch here but it still aint good..

Bar 5

So next time you try to 'proach the kid like you larger than/
Remember that he turned that nigga "Butter" into margarine/

PLAYED man.. anything to do with dairy products ESPECIALLY MARGARINE is played the fuck out, you think someone aint said that to me before. plus it was weak as hell..

all in all WHO had the better verse in my opinion? not being big headed but this board doesnt know SHIT about battling.. and this is text.. if you dont understand shit then dont vote..

Butter
02-25-2006, 12:59 PM
Damn...I mean if you'd like I'll battle you again or some shit but I thought we were doing first to three and all this. I'm not even trying to get on some conceited shit...let's go again or something

man im not gonna battle you again with people like this voting.. if you came to the board i used to battle on, you'd quit in 2 minutes.

Verbatim
02-25-2006, 03:39 PM
lets all chip in and get this butter dude a violin

Butter
02-25-2006, 04:38 PM
i can play my own instruments thanks. just because i know whats going on doesnt mean you need to come out with irrelivant comments ; ]

Butter
02-25-2006, 04:40 PM
ill audio battle someone if anyones up for it.

Verbatim
02-25-2006, 04:54 PM
lol aite, the offer still stands. we could get you a brand new, state of the art joint... j/k...go for yours fam...peace

Butter
02-25-2006, 09:42 PM
im just voicing my opinion.

Philosophe
03-03-2006, 09:03 PM
Damn, dunny. I didn't know heads actually still cried like this on some internet battle shit. Deadass I wrote that "weak" battle verse in about 2 minutes and it killed yours hands down. That's according to me. That's according to everyone that commented on it unanimously. If you think you're nice then battle me again for no votes I don't give a fuck. This message board shit's nothin I just want to put this shit to rest. How you gonna analyze your own verse and try and act like that explanation's legit? Shit's Dane Cook funny.

Thanks to everybody that voted and all this. Stay chiseled.

andrem
03-05-2006, 06:20 PM
The necromancer lancer throws darts of sharp grass
That ruptures your molecular structure like an atomic blast
Infected with cancer that erases your neurotransmitters
Fast, he sifts through your life like the sands of an hour glass
Like victims of Nagasaki, your flesh peels from your frame
Wielding double Wakisashis I lacerate your cell membranes
My words cause thermal flash; severe burns put you to shame
Quintuple spinning kicks with heavenly force mash your brain

My thought capacity defies gravity tactically
Maliciously, breaking your back disguised chiropractically
Vapidly rapping competitors fall rapidly
Wrapped in plastic, cast in caskets casually
Eventually, all will grasp my intentions
Divine intervention from hidden dimensions
Mentions wrathful henchmen, who entice your apprehension
So pay attention, as I slice right through your tendons
Yo I spit rattlesnake venom, the battles already won
When I splatter your matter atop a platinum platter with a Gatling gun
Your lifeís done, if you lack a lyrical tongue you left hung
Then awake in the body of a chicken with your neck wrung
Your plan is foiled coiled in a boa constrictorís toils
Foolish mortal you spit shit like a child thatís spoiled
Iím stone cold, like artic subsoil
But my spit boils like gargoyles gargling hot oil

My inner ki, summons valkyries,
That cast thou from high balconies,
Foreign galaxies, receive casualties,
Sending warriors to earth who try and abolish me,
My mind and soul in a state of ataraxy,
I remove aliensí knees from they giís in this theomachy
And those who have not ran from me
Will witness the horrific vision of a theranthropy