View Full Version : Blak FuRYaN vs the funky drunk ( BLAK WINS )
03-01-2006, 04:06 PM
1 Verse Each
Throw Your Verse Up....
the funky drunk
03-01-2006, 04:34 PM
Shit .. some sick characteristics wit Shit kwik mystic lynquistics /
Believe im Comin complex the Drunk never Spit Simplistic /
Masikah .. Im comin After ya .. and Ending the Laughter /
S'all About the Shit and Speed and i Send my Shit faster /
Aiight My verbal Glocks Cocked and Im ready 2 blast /
Hurtin ya jump out ya Socks Slice wit Machete im Fast /
You aint a Killa ... You aint a Prophet you dispurse false information /
fuck facing incarcaration im making a Personal Call to the nation /
Please stop what ya doin .. Think and Rearrange ya Brain /
matta fact Fuck A battle .. Come with me And Drink the Pain away /
Im bout to Aim and spray and Exterminate this Frootloop /
Start 2 Train 2day ... Heres the Gun .. ya gonna Shoot Troop? /
Lyrically or Physically I could Probably Take you Out /
Like my Dicks gettin a Lickin G ... yo Mama'z Makin me Shout /
Ya need to Quit the Shit ... There goes ya Chance .. G U missed it! /
Fuck findin it dont Risk it! yeah thats Life , but Lifes twisted /
Lines Projected from the Dome Burning a Hole in ya third-Eye /
Im comin hard on Stringed Sylables .. Yo Hear the Words cry /
U theres 20 lines ... i dont even have to Pretend to Quit /
But im Drunk right now .. So FUCK IT ...Im endin this shit /
03-01-2006, 06:42 PM
Theres nothing you said i aint said allready
while you was hugging teddies / i was bussin jelly in your mothers belly
You aint drunk enough to draw jagged rachets in this bloody sport
with my weakest lines i'll crush your career in the form of a jugganult...
"your verbal glocks cocked" but i aint taken my dick out
my nuts Buss at speeds ripping your tongue, jaws and Big mouth
you bout as Funky as a Drunken relic streatched out twitching nervous
too many clowns wanna be swordsmen but better off in the circus
Dark warlord who spits unexplicable Doom
swords carved from blak rainbows / blows rip-thru-your-womb
drag you benieth the surface by the back-of-your-tongue
Torture your spirit excrutiating pain extracts-from-your-lungs
screams in the form of sonic booms shatterd the galaxy
Embarrase this fallacy tryna battle me
You string syllabels like abitch while the clansmen craft darts
you half arse...
i dropped you and chopped you up from the start
The only lines you project from the dome is streaks of gore
My jagged hatchet stuck to your brain like my dick deep in your mothers jaw
she's my secrete whore/ who keeps it raw/ i beat that sore/
and when im done i tuck her benieth the floor boards....
03-01-2006, 07:20 PM
wow, both of these are strait crazy, very fuckin close, could go either way but....
flow - blak
wordplay - tie
creativity - funky
vocabulary - funky
punches - tie
vote = funky drunk
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03-01-2006, 08:44 PM
yoooooo...i gotta say this is one of the best battles i've seen on the board. very very very close...even in just about every category. i don't even really like too much of the 'i fukked your mom' lines usually, but these joints were funny. funky's my mans but i'mma go with Blak cuz his punchlines were hittin a little harder...good battle to both...
vote = Blak. y'all drop some votes in my battle with mdu ('under lookin to battle') when u get a chance. peace
03-01-2006, 11:28 PM
Was an ill battle really hard for me to choose a winner could have gone either way. I thought blak's verse hit a little harder everything else was almost dead even.
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03-02-2006, 01:38 PM
my vote's for Funky.
both were dope verses no doubt but i thought funky was ill all the way thru while Blak was fire in the beginning but lost it towards the end.. like mentioning the Mother insult 2wice. Peace !
03-02-2006, 01:56 PM
Funky Drunk got this one..
He kept the pace the whole way through, and his word play was above the average syliaby
Blak had some nice lines, I cant sleep on him, but he just did hit the oh shit bell as consistently as Funky did.
Big up to both warriors
03-02-2006, 02:22 PM
More votes yo!
edited by bigben
03-02-2006, 03:38 PM
WOWSERS! - this was a good battle... excellent spit from both texters
I had to read this twice......
I think Blak str8 attacked on almost ever bar tho... and he also had a stronger ending...
vote = Blak
damn thats a tight battle.
but i feel like funky's was more creative & original,with better punches.
but that was amazing guys,for real.
vote = the funky drunk
BATTLE IS FINISHED - 3-2 Blak wins
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