Yo Mama So..............

[Aqua Luna]

Yo daddy so nasty when he heard the rooster say cock a do da doo he waited till you had to shit and stuck his dick up yo ass.

[Aqua Luna]

ok^^^ that was stupid, but I don't see ya coming up wit nothin - haha

[galt john galt]

we knew yo momma was bad when she started sucking dick for white blood cells to fight aids

[brown_dogg]

yo momma's so dumb she held up a sperm bank.

[Razorsharp]

hahah&^

[Saturday]

Nothing wrong with my mama.

[LORD NOSE]

your moms used to DJ for young Mc naked every saturday

[Saturday]

Was that supposed to be funny or something? Weak in your sig SUNNY WINTERS.

[Jeru]

The difference between yo momma and The Titanic.
























They knew how many people were riding the Titanic

[Saturday]

Alles goed Jeru? Met mij wel want ik ga nu weg.

[Jeru]

Alles goed Jeru? Met mij wel want ik ga nu weg.

Alles cava.En me u?

[LORD NOSE]

your moms drives a cab naked every saturday

[Saturday]

Lol. Ook.

[LORD NOSE]

your moms goes shopping naked for 1 ply toilet tissue with no money every saturday

[brown_dogg]

^^ that's so weak...

anyway this one takes me back: yo momma so fat when she puts on a red coat and goes outside, the kids on the block start yellin "KOOOOLLLL AIDDDDDD!!"

[brown_dogg]

yo momma's so ugly, she went to an ugly competition and they said "sorry, no professionals".

[brown_dogg]

yo momma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund.

yo momma's so dumb when i told her it was chilly outside she ran outside with a bowl and a spoon.

[Gigy]

Yo' mama's so nasty, she put ice cubes in her panties to keep the crabs fresh

[WuTangWarrior]

Yo mamas so stupid she brought a pencil to a blood test

[Gigy]

Yo' mama's so fat, she sweats oil

[stak84]

yo moms is 300 pounds and works on Harleys
while wearing a fanny pack and a steven segal ponytail

[Gigy]

Yo' mama's so ugly, they moved Halloween to her birthday.

[galt john galt]

yo momma so dumb she thinks orgasmic means organic, so she started a spermicide free sex farm

[stak84]

yo moms wears sailor hats made out of
newspaper

[stak84]

ya moms is the original voice of optimus prime

[7EL7]

yo moms got a giraffe skin dookie box

[stak84]

yo moms got steel nipples and a wooden eyeball

[TUCO]

yo momma so stupid she thought wutangcorp was a smart, resourceful website :D

[7EL7]

yo moms got suede eyeballs and tities made out of catchers mit material

[7EL7]

yo moms does the electronic boogie with tom cruise at half time

[stak84]

yo moms gave birth to a full grown armadillo
in a raging waters parking lot.

[7EL7]

yo moms carries around a little leather hearing aid case

[7EL7]

yo moms got a puffy saber tooth tiger face without the teeth

[7EL7]

yo moms does the inch worm on the floor wearing a glass chin strap

[stak84]

yo moms hand is star jones' personal toilet paper

[7EL7]

yo moms turns into super freddy everytime you ask her to make you a jelly sandwich

http://njsr.org/pics/albums/userpics/10222/b3.jpg

[7EL7]

your moms got hot gorilla butt skin on her neck

[galt john galt]

yo momma such a nympho she calls sex physical therapy

[galt john galt]

yo momma such a fake you're an adoption

[King Justice]

Ya mama so old she farts dust
Yer mama so fat she plays pool with the planets
Yer mama so fat she left with heels and cameback with flip flops
Ya mama so fat everytime she rolls over its her birthday
ya mama so fat her blood types rocky road

Yo pops is so fat when they havin sex ya mama can't tell whose tits are hers

[ilzPotent]

Lmao@apsu...


Im crying..

Yer mama so fat she left with heels and cameback with flip flops
Ya mama so fat everytime she rolls over its her birthday
ya mama so fat her blood types rocky road

[mashqauck]

Your mother is so oblivious to the fact she is stupid that she cannot contain information such as proper typing in the hydrocollateral form of the symetric system based on the diagrams of light.

[mashqauck]

and ur mom is gai

[ilzPotent]

Your moms head so big she needs a kick stand.

[7EL7]

your moms bites hot alligator penis for the mob

[mashqauck]

ur mom likes my dad, and my dad is dead so your mom is an idiot

n00b

[ilzPotent]

thats why yer blind moms talking about she gonna see what she can do.

[mashqauck]

thats why your deaf mom acts like she can even hear these jokes

[Rebel_INS]

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!
Yo mama so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

[mashqauck]

YOUR momma is such a bitch i have to bag her shit up in the park!!!!

[7EL7]

your momma so nasty she stapled some horse balls to her chin bone

[ilzPotent]

lmao!!


your moms is so dumb she turned left and fell off the earth.

[mashqauck]

yo mama so dirty she eats worms for a formal dinner and sucks my cock for a tv dinner!!

[7EL7]

your moms got a lucky mule foot around her neck she kisses it before she eats her pancakes in the morning

[mashqauck]

your momma loves asian food so much that she ate out my butthole and asked if she could pack the rest of the DAHK SIHT in a to go box

[LORD NOSE]

yo mova rocks leopard skin thongs and pink boxing gloves to funerals

[stak84]

yo moms gots a hippopotamus toenail collection
and she charges people in hard boiled eggs to
see them

[stak84]

yo moms wears leopard print leotards when she
picks yo retarded ass up from school

[LORD NOSE]

yo moms gots a hippopotamus toenail collection
and she charges people in hard boiled eggs to
see them


lmao ^


your moms makes fried spider nostril sandwiches for tony soprano

[LORD NOSE]

your moms got transparent frog meat in her back and a cloth skull

[LORD NOSE]

your moms got cordoroy skin and mechanical feet shes the winner of the 1974 robot dance competition

[stak84]

yo moms gots lucky charms for hair and
no legs so she rolls her ass around on a
skateboard with mud tires

[LORD NOSE]

your moms drinks hot bunny piss and ten cans of tiger shit on tuesdays

[KaramelSundae]

yo mama so stupid she went to a CLIPPERS game tryna get a haircut...



yo mama so fat even her picture is heavy

[dif de la rev]

yo momma so f'd up she thinks bon bons means to take a hit from each nut.

[LORD NOSE]

yo moms bakes hot gorilla chest and feeds it to naked teenagers

[stak84]

yo moms is a rodeo clown on the neverland ranch
and gits paid in used staples

[dif de la rev]

yo momma got see through tits with honey and grits

[LORD NOSE]

yo moms is a penis tip collector and plays the cowbell for linkin park naked

[Sicka than aidZ]

wtf? A lol^

[LORD NOSE]

yo moms sucks on hamster nipples and used bullets for breakfast

[MASTER PAI MEI]

ya'll are reaching now.... give it up

[MASTER PAI MEI]

let me help ya'll out!!

Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo mama so nasty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

[MASTER PAI MEI]

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

[MsRzaRecTaH]

hahahah I think times up... no more wack "yo mama" jokes .. kill it already

[MASTER PAI MEI]

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

[MsRzaRecTaH]

stupid... lol

[Sicka than aidZ]

ya'll are reaching now.... give it up

SUNNY been lost thru his entire "yo momma thread?, HAHAAA!!. YO SUNNY :fucku: YOUR MAMA

[MASTER PAI MEI]

Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

[LORD NOSE]

eggs

[LORD NOSE]

SUNNY been lost thru his entire "yo momma thread?, HAHAAA!!. YO SUNNY :fucku: YOUR MAMA

and sicka you phony ass bastard


your moms gets so drunk she masterbates with a bottle of jack daniels to try to get you some siblings

[Sicka than aidZ]

SUNNY been lost thru his entire "yo momma thread?, HAHAAA!!. YO SUNNY :fucku: YOUR MAMA

BUMP, LMAO


















































































MAD AS HELL? HAHAHAHA:fucku:

[Sicka than aidZ]

How Do U Know Sunny's Mama Invented The Toothbrush?





























































Cuz If It Wasnt Someone From Sunny Winters Fam It Woulda Been Named The Teethbrush

[LORD NOSE]

MAD ?


not at all i expect you to be a hater

all the attention fiends act the same way

i know how to deal with them

[LORD NOSE]

How Do U Know Sunny's Mama Invented The Toothbrush?





























































Cuz If It Wasnt Someone From Sunny Winters Fam It Woulda Been Named The Teethbrush


someone hit this nigga with a heineken bottle and a bag of old tomatoes


BOOOOO! get off the got dam stage

lmao

[Sicka than aidZ]

Sunny's Mama's So Dumb She Threw A Grenade At My Fam Outta Hate And It Landed In Front Of My Mom's (this Is Why Sunny's So Retarted) An My Moms Picked It Up, Pulled The Pin An Thru It Back.

[LORD NOSE]

Sunny's Mama's So Dumb She Threw A Grenade At My Fam Outta Hate And It Landed In Front Of My Mom's (this Is Why Sunny's So Retarted) An My Moms Picked It Up, Pulled The Pin An Thru It Back.

and it blew up in her hand and ripped off her skin now she looks like a raw walking pork chop with titys

[Sicka than aidZ]

Wanna Know Why They Put Cotton In Pill Bottles??





















































To Remind Sunny's Mama Of What She Did Before Shit Started Selling Drugs



















































^O^

[LORD NOSE]

Wanna Know Why They Put Cotton In Pill Bottles??

To Remind Sunny's Mama Of What She Did Before Shit Started Selling Drugs
^O^



and now she sells crack to sickas moms who sucks hot panther penis for crack money

my my my how tables turn

[Sicka than aidZ]

DUMB ^^ Nigga Got Owned HAHAHAHA














































































































































:thumbup:HAHAHAHAHA

[MASTER PAI MEI]

yo big ben - i heard all those mama jokes in junior high school

its 2006

step on a tomoto and ketchup

plus, more than half of those mama jokes was already said here


if your feeling like this thread got too much attention just close it


we know how hate goes


Well you may like hate, I'm not hating just observing what you posted last and you are reaching...Peace

[LORD NOSE]

Bwahahaha^^,DUMB Nigga Got Owned HAHAHAHA:thumbup:


if thats what you wanna make yourself believe to make up for your pink penis inferiority complex so be it




why is sickas mamas white kkk sheets brown and white now ?





















cause she shitted on her self when she found out that sicka was sucking black dick because he thought he could grow an afro by havin nigga sperm squirted in his fur

[LORD NOSE]

DUMB ^^ Nigga Got Owned HAHAHAHA














































































































































:thumbup:HAHAHAHAHA


don't ask me to remove this one from my sig big ben

[LORD NOSE]

qwamp

[Sicka than aidZ]

don't ask me to remove this one from my sig big ben

SUNNY MAMA SO DUMB SHE WAS FIRED FROM THE M & M FACTORY FOR THROWIN OUT ALL THE 'W's'

[MASTER PAI MEI]

out of all the corny ass "yo Mama" jokes in this thread you gonna pick me to fuck with ?
See know your looking into this too much I stated what I read off what you last left I'm not reading 10 pages of momma jokes hence the reason why I left more than half that were already posted I'm not picking a fight with you just observing and making a statement...honestly this was the first time I checked it..also I didn't mention any names

[LORD NOSE]

sicka moms is so dumb when she gave birth to sicka she ran out to the nearest bridge and threw him off - she thought the umbilical cord was a bungy rope

that dumb hamburger bitch lmao

[LORD NOSE]

toilet snacks

[Sicka than aidZ]

Sunny's Mama's So Ugly That When She Was Born The Doctor Slapped Sunny's Grandma Before Slappin SUNNY'S Moms































































})

[Catwoman]

I love my mama.

[Sicka than aidZ]

Goddess Is Sunny's Mama!












































































^O^ BOOM!!- U DEAD?

[Catwoman]

I would shame myself if I was any of your mama.

[Catwoman]

4 real.

[Sicka than aidZ]

4 real.

WORD,...WORD WORD, WORD TO THE BLUE BIRD WORD??




































































































SHUT THE FUCK UP MS WINTERS

[Catwoman]

Shit does not work with me amico.

[Sicka than aidZ]

sunny's mama's so fat that when the casier at KFC asked her what size bucket of chicken she wanted, she said the one on the roof!

[LORD NOSE]

sickas moms has a serious fetish for big black dick that she painted the empire state building black and sat on it and still wasn't satisfied

[Sicka than aidZ]

sunnys mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

[Sicka than aidZ]

sunny's mama's so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

[TeknicelStylez]

Yo mama so ugly I had to order paper bags wholesale

[stak84]

yo moms eats hot boo boo sandwiches for thanksgiving

[Sicka than aidZ]

SUNNY,...Yo momma like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

[Sicka than aidZ]

SUNNY'S mom's like a bowling ball. She get's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.

[Sicka than aidZ]

SUNNY'S momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, lets go bury it."

[JASPER]

SUNNY'S mom's like a bowling ball. She get's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter.HAHAHAAAAHAAAAHAAA

Best momma joke ever.

[Sicka than aidZ]

SUNNY'S momma so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street. i asked her what she was doin and she said movin

[Sicka than aidZ]

SUNNY'S mommas so fat last she saw 90210 was on a scale.


SUNNY'S mommas so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

[Funk_Dock]

Yo momma's glasses so big that when she looks at a map she sees people wavin at her!

[Sicka than aidZ]

Word Up Newbie?

[cap]

SUNNY'S mommas so fat last she saw 90210 was on a scale.


SUNNY'S mommas so fat when god said let there be light he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.

whahahaha lmao...

[LORD NOSE]

deep

[Energy Turtle]

Yo Mama So...............FAT, when she goes to KFC and they ask her "what size bucket?" she replies;

"The one on the roof."

[ALCATRAZ]

yo moms eats hot boo boo sandwiches for thanksgiving
ahahahahahahaahaalol

[noel411]

Yo mama so...friendly, that whenever I go to your house she offers me freshly baked blueberry muffins.

Yo mama so...nice, that whenever I go to your house and you're not around, she offers me coffee and sits down in pleasant and amiable conversation with me.

Yo mama so...pretty, that when she kissed me on the cheek on my birthday, I felt warmth and joy in my heart.

Yo mama so...generous, that when she saw how much I loved the cardigan she knitted for you, she knitted one for me too.

Yo mama so...funny, that when we sit and watch Full House together, she always has me in stitches with her Joey impersonations.

Yo mama so...smart, that she was able to make me understand the true nature of love and friendship within the space of 5 minutes.

Yo mama so...helpful, that she gave up her own time to create exercises for me in order to boost my confidence and self esteem.

[ALCATRAZ]

why

[STYLE]

yo momma is like a hardware store... 10¢ a screw.

[Mr. Muhammad]

Salaam, noel...

Yo mama so...friendly, that whenever I go to your house she offers me freshly baked blueberry muffins.

Yo mama so...nice, that whenever I go to your house and you're not around, she offers me coffee and sits down in pleasant and amiable conversation with me.

Yo mama so...pretty, that when she kissed me on the cheek on my birthday, I felt warmth and joy in my heart.

Yo mama so...generous, that when she saw how much I loved the cardigan she knitted for you, she knitted one for me too.

Yo mama so...funny, that when we sit and watch Full House together, she always has me in stitches with her Joey impersonations.

Yo mama so...smart, that she was able to make me understand the true nature of love and friendship within the space of 5 minutes.

Yo mama so...helpful, that she gave up her own time to create exercises for me in order to boost my confidence and self esteem.

You have NO IDEA how profound an effect this post had on the thread...lol...it's like "sssssssskkkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...!!"...slammin the brakes on it....lol

So odd how quickly we can join in on DISRESPECTING "Mama"...but don't know how to respond to showin LOVE to "Mama".

I really appreciated this one...lol...

[noel411]

No problem. Just doing my part to spread the positive vibes emanating from within my being.

[GZAjector]

ya momma so
small,
black,
and stinky...
whenever she go to the beach, cats follow her around tryna bury her in the sand

[RIINØ]

^^LOLL!












skampoes left tittie is so fat it uses niagara falls as a shower to clean the nipple

[T4R1K]

ya momma so fat, she got her own zip code

[MAYOR QUIMBY]

Ya mamma's like a shotgun. Give her a cock and she'll blow.

[GZAjector]

ya momma went waterskiing
and got ate by a shark






































i guess that make her a





























topwater jig


http://www.bassdozer.com/images/ima-skimmer-0828-17.jpg

[LORD NOSE]

yo moms is sittin here smellin my balls right now

[Olive Oil Goombah]

Your mother is so overweight, her physician says that she should stop eating my cock.

[JehovAllah]

nigga u look like yo momma

[Olive Oil Goombah]

I do! thats where i get my good looks!

[STYLE]

ya mammy is so greedy when she goes to McDs they ask her what she DOESN'T want.

[GZAjector]

i spit my drink in ya mommas face and she thanked me, because her moustache was on fire

[LORD NOSE]

yo moms smells like the worst belly button odor

[Fatal Guillotine]

yo mama looks like a saint






















































a saint bernard

[Frailhorse]

your moms so black and ashy she looks like a struck match

[Fatal Guillotine]

Yo Mama's so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

[Meta4]

Yo mama's so dirty herpes put a restraining order on her pussy.

[LORD NOSE]

http://wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=116583&highlight=yo+mama



http://wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=18062&highlight=yo+mama

[THE W]

yo mama so black she's glows in the light.

[LORD NOSE]

your moms wears a bra made out of fried chicken skin