View Full Version : Avoiding The Draft (Spinoff)

04-03-2006, 06:54 PM
This is a spinoff thread of the US Gov Wants You! thread. I was gonna reply in there, but nobody was really discussing this, so I figured I'd start a new topic. The dreaded draft. Revolutionaries fear it, yet it excites them. Although many of you conspiracy theorists whackos will yell at me for this, the chance of a draft is very slim, at least in our near future.

But, hypothetically, let's say there is one. Where would you go? What would you do? You can't go to Canada (a while back tha Canucks made an agreement with the US to turn away any Americans during a draft). I would just act crazy during the tests, say some racist shit, act gay a little bit, do whatever it takes, by any means necessary, to prevent myself from fighting for the enemy.

I came accross this interesting article about avoiding the draft, and was wondering your thoughts on it. I think it's bullshit, if you tried this, they'd probably just laugh in your face. Still, it's worth a read. Can anybody confirm this? Here ya go:

1. Mr. A receives a "draft notice" and is told to report on a certain date to a certain place where he receives his physical and mental tests...then he is classified with a number indicating whether he is A1(first called).
Continued here: http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?channelid=127&contentid=1799&page=2
..all the way down to 4F(unfit for duty).
2. Mr. A is told that he is to report for "induction" into the military and to appear at a certain military base for that purpose on a date specified.
3. By "LAW" he must appear there...or a warrant for his arrest will be issued.
4. Assuming he reports as directed he will have another brief physical and tests and then is told to "line up on the yellow line (painted on the floor)
5. A Recruiting Officer will then tell all those "joining the army (or whatever) to take one step forward...
(Oh, oh, THOSE WHO DID THIS JUST "VOLUNTEERED!")This is done so that no one can "legally" claim they were "forced into involuntary servitude!"
"RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND AND SWEAR ALLEGIANCE." (almost everyone does!...thinking it must be REQUIRED!): "I, (name) do solemnly swear that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the Constitution of the United States of America and will defend it against all enemies foreign and domestic, and will obey the orders of the President and the officers appointed over me, so help me God."
6. Those who "voluntarily" stepped forward CANNOT NOW CLAIM THEY WERE "DRAFTED"...they stepped forward voluntarily and took the Oath voluntarily!
7. Assume Mr. B was smarter than Mr. A and HE DID NOT STEP FORWARD ANDTHEREFORE DID NOT TAKE THE OATH OF ALLEGIANCE. (the recruiter will probably say something like this: "what's the matter with you, don't you know what' step forward' means?" Mr. B responds, "sure I do, but I AM NOT VOLUNTEERING TO SERVE IN THE MILITARY...If you want me you must 'take me' against my will by force!"
8. All of those who "volunteered" will now be excused from the room...and the Mr. B will be cajoled with persuasive arguments...at first...then, when nothing works to change his mind he will be called names and insulted, possibly even assaulted by one or more military people present there as witnesses.
9. IF Mr. B does not weaken, stands his ground, eventually the tormentors will give up and have him arrested on some charge. However, there is NO lawful way that they can MAKE him go into the military...because of the Constitutional prohibition against "involuntary servitude"...which is why NO ONE IS TRULY EVER "DRAFTED" AND MUST BE "SEDUCED " INTO VOLUNTEERING!
D. R. Graham Ret. Sci. Instr. & Ret. Mil. Off'r, AUS

LINK: http://100777.com/node/1154

04-03-2006, 07:01 PM

04-03-2006, 09:26 PM
i would be the most useless piece of shit the military has ever seen

they would have their scientists write books about how useless a person could possibly be

maybe they would use me as a decoy

or do testing on me

Aqua Luna
04-04-2006, 09:48 AM
^lol...yeah, I heard something about if you don't register to vote then they can't draft you - idk

Frontal Lobotomy
04-05-2006, 11:02 AM
I'd just declare myself a pacifist, and stroll on to jail. I'm sure I could become a martyr or something.
Which reminds me, can prisoners (not the ones refusing to fight) hypothetically be drafted? I seem to remember Stalin sending them to war along with everyone else. Just wondering if they'd consider it during a time of drafting.