View Full Version : just something i thought of yall/science fiction thats not admissable in any court..

maestro wooz
04-10-2006, 11:55 AM
of law

maestro wooz
04-10-2006, 11:57 AM
found this in my notebook, i had written it one day when i had a gross cold sore on my lip

even wit a cold sore on my lip
i can take ya girl right off ya hip
be like "come on hon lets dip"
"nah it aint herpes chick"
and "nah it aint a zit"

maestro wooz
04-12-2006, 01:18 PM
the race was over before ya knew/ what exactly you were gettin in to/leavin corny rapstars blue/ when i strike through/ with a subliminal diss against you and ya crew/ startin shit for no better reason/ then you gotta pulse and your breathin/ i got ya girl playin with her hair/ when you turn your back, fixin me with a stare/ its rare/ cause i dont dress with much flair/ but enough swagger that ill be giving that pussy a new tear/ haha, im just playing with you dog/ ill befriend you, come over, and start playing with your dog/ start talking and ill bruise you like you was playing with a hog/ not scared, cause your logic is blind like playing in the fog

04-13-2006, 12:11 AM
LMAO bars of Iron !!

maestro wooz
04-13-2006, 03:14 AM
im coming for that numba one spot

maestro wooz
04-16-2006, 06:47 PM
i meant to update this last night but i passed out on the floor of my room, woops

maestro wooz
04-17-2006, 02:36 AM
people ask me why i get high, this is the noise i hear

called drahooo


maestro wooz
04-17-2006, 01:30 PM
its the mu fuckin god emcee/
mister woozy, what the fuck you know about thee/
bring lyrical maimings like skale/
leaving herb ass niggas frale/
sicka den aidz i heard you popping shit/
talkin bout you got a big clique/
well i got the biggest crew/
and youre going down you drunk indian you/
shouldnt you be on the side of the road/
passed out and greener then a toad/
been to a casino?/
cause i dont see no/
sick den aidz character with a job/
come on the internet and brag bout the chinks you rob/
even though we know you aint hold heat/
but your more similar to rodney peete/
and i keep my crack game major like apple white/
ima make a drunk indian my acolyte

maestro wooz
04-25-2006, 03:53 AM
dont listen to their rhetoric/man with the biggest dick/a legend in your midst, consider it/
im back from an exodus/leavin post-its signed "you cant fuck with us"
took my rhymes and travelled far/went to the sky as a shining star/ found myself back on earth in a dining car/ gota drug enduced mentality, cause we took it too far/
journeyed to the east, where they kill kids/
journeyed into the beast, where the thrill lives/
hung with some of the least and the conversation was spilled fibs/
went down south,/where they all sound like a sycophant/dont even have to open they mouth,/to shout like an ignorant
took the train to the west/packed a pb&j and a girl named jess/in a sun dress/for the first time didnt have to bring the vest/hit the floor with some serious zest/ended up alone back on the train nevertheless
went where they talk in hushed tones,/aint got touch phones/blotchy flesh tones/stay on the couch, theres no guest homes/a world of pain/where you can work with no signifigant gain/tv's intoxicate the membrane/flood you with pretty lies/finally got out in too many tries/took the first plane and followed a set of pretty eyes
now im back/greeted with applause/here to roll the wack/ off the edge of the falls/so while your favorite emcee stalls/ waitin for that "oh hes back"/
ima be writin workin out the flaws

maestro wooz
05-07-2006, 11:27 PM
my diss to benno, unofficial

bennos the creator of this site
but if i saw him coming id shut the elevator in spite
charlotes a fat bitch
shes 21 and still got a problem with zits, you know if you step to skale hell unload clips
benno i didnt want to diss you, we used to be cool
but you sold the site to tommy, and now youre a fool
removed jasper from his place of second in command
seriously, its not rape in his home land
he doesnt know better, he just likes little girls
take his clothes off and spin in swirls
but depsite all this, we love em
hell, froth'd even let his fat bitch wife suck em
youre the head admin, dont be a slouch
stay out of the hall, or well rape you on gubis couch
make me admin, i got a crazy innovation

05-07-2006, 11:34 PM
drop a verse in our battle yo

round 2

maestro wooz
05-08-2006, 03:30 PM
yo i leave kids with inflamed lymph nodes, lyrics that hit hard like jim tomes(thome)
spit crack, cut the riff raff, average rappers is wack wack
like pink slippers on a dude, call my hands the grippers, im crude
wooz is like bonds, cheating winner did it all for moms
keep the cat in the cage, herbal master like a sage, young rage, the next rapper booed before he even got on the stage
chase cheese like a mouse, place theez in the mouth,
chop chop slap slap, ask em "what is this a cop cat trap"
only thing he ever jacked was a wet nap, step to the mic and give it a good spat
positively a menace, find friendship even amongst this, holy calamatic prosthetic business making a wreck
tell em as long as they cut the check, he don’t care if they decay or play
just keep the tomfoolery far away,
serious with the diatribe, try to be a higher guide,
spit seeds like if they was icky, only plant seeds if they come from the sticky

maestro wooz
05-08-2006, 11:17 PM
he smell it like an aardvark
gettin scared cause this “aint even the hardpart”
of the yearly trials, but his real happiness comes in clear glass vials,
its like if he was a cat, they was the snap trap that takes his meal before the afternoon nap,
preach it yall preach it yall, lets make a breach in that there wall, brawl or stall, do whatever it takes not to drop the ball,
oops they let him in the house, belligerent like the pied pipers spouse, “you aint need to kill that kid, we coulda got a decent lawyer for 20 squid”, do a dirty bid, in a ghoulish shin dig, “keep HIM locked up in the maximum security grid,
remember, its all about versatility son, this one? Yeah this is the one

maestro wooz
05-08-2006, 11:23 PM
switch styles like a b-level actress
look to the reporter like “You Got This?”
Unspeakable acts performed in front of thine own cateracts
Save sup like in vats, keep it always free of cracks, budumpdump its around the horn with ya man max

He keep it gutter like soggy leafs, or boggy briefs, stay unrisen like shoddy yeast

Voodoo doll with the daddy boo hoo call, keep it cracker like “WOOHOO YALL”

Step to the mic and get a head wreck
Kids search the ground for just a bread speck
Words that’s red like a diabetic
Or a disillusioned figure described as iconoclastic

Rob the game, rock for fame, keep it only style of the crane

He keep the tongue in tip top shape, leavin others mouths described as agape

maestro wooz
05-11-2006, 02:28 AM
he walk with power
straightforwad, with the strength of a 6 foot thick tower
hit the bong, then lay a rhyme, more then 12 call it a song, in under 1 hours time, consider "is it wrong", to spend all my free time, grabbin like a tong, at the dreams in my mind,
constant elevation, the prescription, for the cure to earths current situation
this world is positively fucked up, girls gettin stuck up, for their 12 dollar case of make up
they say its impossible, were too far gone
i dont buy that, human will is too strong
to break like a fractured skull
crushed at the center still full
he keep cash like trump, drive through the burbs and bump, musics thats scary like an arm stump, whistle at a fat rump, but if we gotta talk, throat getta lump

^^ wack but im just trying to work out rhyme sequences