View Full Version : Emcees Only!!!

Emcee Kao
04-12-2006, 05:51 PM
Calling 4 all EMCEES.....

Tha Double-P
04-12-2006, 06:02 PM
im the best one ull find lol jks

Emcee Kao
04-12-2006, 06:46 PM
I'm called da Emcee cuz I'm da master of ceremonies.
I'm known for spittin on all da clowns and da phonies
that rides on ponies all u sissies and fags
yall just forcing me to punch ya up like punching bags.
You tried to copy people's rhymes while mine is home-made
My lines will hit ya so sharp leave u pumpin red fluids like Kool-Aid
never got laid, why u always standing
Lyrics so clear and explicit like movies on 61 inch Samsung.
Yall scared of beefs man that why u vegetarian
ya face is uglier than the shooting form of Shawn Marion.
I'm on ya @ss thats why ya life is in risk of going to da graves
Ya got a bunch of Coupons but they won't get you SAVED.

Tha Double-P
04-12-2006, 07:40 PM
yo that rhyme was hype keep workin at that shit, uve got sum skills

04-12-2006, 10:32 PM
spoken ready........go

Emcee Kao
04-12-2006, 10:54 PM
Emceeing is ma thing i do it with a passion
All da rappers and Emcees plz line up in orderly fashion
cash in, drop ya line, man plz let it be tight
Got da skillz and da thrillz but still living da plight.
This da new thread, drop whateva ya wish, man
Just let da puns blow like guns, We Emcees on a mission.
Kao's out like a light, 120 on Benzes
If u don't spit in this thread U betta come to ya senses..

04-12-2006, 11:09 PM
................i shouldnt even say anything

04-12-2006, 11:15 PM
spoken would fuck these dooks up tuco to only if u post ur audio

this is grim btw tuc

04-13-2006, 04:02 PM
niiiiiiiiggggggggggggggggggggggggggggga........... ......
hit up tha cyphez first.


Emcee Kao
04-15-2006, 11:52 PM
Why yall een post no rhymes in dis man???

04-16-2006, 06:11 PM
whats the point of this shit

Emcee Kao
04-16-2006, 11:42 PM
The point of this thread is 4 Emcees to spit here, DUHH!!!1

04-16-2006, 11:45 PM
yea well....look at the stickys
and the Shadowboxin' DOJO....theres already hella threads to "spit" on

Emcee Kao
04-17-2006, 12:11 AM
Hey yo, it's Kao man respect my bars
The doctors had to piece together your face like a collage
yall always talkin breezy till the Steels come out
ya mess with George Foreman once and his grills will come out.
Ya acts kinda white i think ya need a tan
and then I'm a leave a bunch of clips in your diaphragm
I'm the hood prophet
Eat gurls instead of chocolate
Stay from around chumps and cowards cause they always gossip
And I'm a stay on the corner like stop signs
Give ya gurl couple bucks and she'll suck like ya rhymes
My words too strong, and ma lines too powerful
i signed the lyrical prenups, hell yea it extra-marital
Your just mad cuz your lyrics is boring
And your whip was made that same year that ya mom was born in

Emcee Kao
04-17-2006, 12:15 AM
Any comments on da free?????
Da good or da ugly

04-17-2006, 12:15 AM
forced shit

04-17-2006, 12:20 AM
stop actin like u hot shit

04-17-2006, 11:50 AM
bey i don no wa u mean Vernakular

Kao ur flow is sweet and its a freestyle
pretty gud. don fall from these haterz
a lil more practice tho
keek yp the gud work

Emcee Kao
04-17-2006, 01:55 PM
Thnx Raptica I appreciate it

Emcee Kao
04-17-2006, 09:54 PM
Since the last time you saw me on street blazing mc's
My life turned around did a hundred and eighty degrees
There's a couple of key issues that I gotta address
cuz i got a lotta hater trying to disrespect
Everybody got opinions that they wanna profess
and a lotta gurl round the corner tryin to catch my interest
THis is what i call "bop ya head to" music
this aint eminem so plz don't confuse it
this emcee kao dropping lines like balls
oops you wudn't know about it, cuz yours neva took da fall
Yo, I could tell by your rap that u lame, so just leave
Or take some advice from Fabolous and just breathe...BREATHE

Emcee Kao
04-17-2006, 09:57 PM
any comments??????

04-17-2006, 10:07 PM
i dont know if i can respond oh shit wait

Emcee Kao, i'll cut your ass up like yayo
"my lyrics is gay so?", not as weak as your frail flow
your rhymes are fairy raps, sugercoated nonsense
Your as gay as dudes with fannypacks, and you came with the wrong diss
I need to shake you out like a long-piss, your song missed
And your about to be ripped by a horseman of the apocolypse
Bitch imma tell you somethin, dont abuse my name
You cant rap with the best if you cant battle
Your thinkin inside the box, which happeneds to be labeled 'fragile'
protect yourself try to write a diss whuch turned in to a wack usher rhyme
Your stuck in prehistory like im talkin adam n eve times


Emcee Kao
04-17-2006, 10:22 PM
Well, I'd battled enough rounds, smoked enough clowns,
Just to make a point like the kick after touchdowns,
You never hear no emcee spit as sick as me,
i cud go on da spot and just drop a free
Yo I spit fires thru da wire, and they hot like hell
And I blaze whack rappers and leave their ears ringin like a bell
ya rhymes need workout u da one that is frail
probably drop the soap on purpose when you gone to jail
raise ya hands up for all the lame and wack people
and one more thing "when u bringin out brokeback mountain da sequel????"

04-17-2006, 10:24 PM
u r so bad.................imma leave it at that


Emcee Kao
04-17-2006, 10:27 PM
Errything cool tho, i respect that.....

Emcee Kao
04-17-2006, 10:29 PM
on a serious note....is my rhyme THAT BAD!!!!!!????

04-18-2006, 04:10 PM
evrything takes work, just work at it

battle some people

10-07-2006, 09:12 AM
i'm an emcee but wtf is this posting battle verses, are u trying to battle ALL OF US, or somthing, cuase sooner or sooner then that u will be layed in a hearse, in a state of shock and never rhyme agian. I'd have to say that this forum probably has the highest calibur of emcees you will find anywhere else.