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NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 02:21 AM
fuck it i want my spot lite too.

wanna know about koala's eating babies thru the night ?@?!?!

Oztradamus
04-21-2006, 02:22 AM
The Dingo Ate Yo Baby!!!

EAGLE EYE
04-21-2006, 02:24 AM
how true elaine

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 02:28 AM
those motherfuckers are sneeky, see em over at bribie island (popular camping spot) they are so shifty, they stalk ya - pretend like they aint even looking at ya. a kid gets attacked about every year, and they bann and kill american pitbulls all the time on the gold coast, *shakes his fist in general dircection of the GCCC chambers*

EAGLE EYE
04-21-2006, 02:40 AM
was the movie Wolf Creek really filmed in Australia, and if so how far from the outback are you?

DREW-DIE$EL
04-21-2006, 02:45 AM
Wolf Creek was a horrible movie.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 02:45 AM
i think it was, real out back ? 2,3 hour drive west.

002
04-21-2006, 02:58 AM
if i move to Australia will i get free pussy?

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 03:01 AM
well i have never paid ? you a playerrrrrrrrrrr ?

DREW-DIE$EL
04-21-2006, 03:03 AM
who's that in your sig?

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 03:06 AM
kari sweets hehe she's bangin go to www.extendedgalleries.com (http://www.extendedgalleries.com) all ya favourite porn stars catogorized, check out the milton twins too. cali and cherish

Razorsharp
04-21-2006, 03:16 AM
tifanny taylor is good?

Razorsharp
04-21-2006, 03:20 AM
how come you can put more than 4 lines in your siggy?? i cant... i can only have 2 lines!! fuckin wack!

Bloo
04-21-2006, 04:27 AM
I was always wondering... When you fuck an Aussie chick, do they moan with an accent?

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 08:19 PM
hahhahaha

depends what you mean - we call our fully ausie chicks (pub dwelling fuct tooth swearing dirty no manners girls) ocka - they would be a right laugh to root. ocka accent is golden its indiscribable, you would'nt of herd it in a aussie movie, its to brutal hehehaha. its wierd there are variations on aussie accents - they dont change that much but i think it has something to do with our multiculturalism

Razorsharp
04-21-2006, 08:20 PM
do you like tera patrick?? haha... and will u ask a "?" in my thread

JASPER
04-21-2006, 08:20 PM
Can you catch boomerangs with your asscrack? Fuck

Fuck Australians.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 08:21 PM
how come you can put more than 4 lines in your siggy?? i cant... i can only have 2 lines!! fuckin wack!

i dunno if i can. no one has said anythink to me, maybe because it actualy serves a purpose unlike some. *shrugs* im puttin aussie hip-hop up someway or another, love the shit to much. peace

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 08:23 PM
do you like tera patrick?? haha... and will u ask a "?" in my thread

i love all women. even pauline hanson.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 08:24 PM
Can you catch boomerangs with your asscrack? Fuck

Fuck Australians.

do you shoot iraq ies ? dumb ass sepo :no:

brown_dogg
04-21-2006, 08:28 PM
yo do your toilets really flush backwards? cuz that's some trippy shit.

Edgar Erebus
04-21-2006, 08:31 PM
yo do you ever got rain down there or y'all got deep roots to get water?

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 08:31 PM
yep, southern hemisphere - mine sorta goes straight down but those that twirl go opposite.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 08:33 PM
we have drouts everywhere - brisbane's dam is at like %20 but on the other hand down here at the gold coast (100k south) our dam is overflowing, 4 years ago it was the oppisite its wierd it rains heaps in certin area's the citys are always fine but were looking a de-salinazation of sea water for an alternative.

baby jesus
04-21-2006, 08:36 PM
Is Crocadile Dundee Beloved In Australia?

brown_dogg
04-21-2006, 08:37 PM
I've got a pair of Crocodile Undees.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 08:39 PM
he's an icon yes, i remember watchin those movies when i was a little tacker - he's one of those people that we love but we sorta forgot about, now we have that cockhunter, he's crock park is not too far from where i am.

baby jesus
04-21-2006, 08:42 PM
Does Everybody Drink Fosters?

Does Everybody Say Crankie Or Is That Just The Croc Hunter?

Sicka than aidZ
04-21-2006, 08:44 PM
u drink fosters, thats all i can think of when i think of australia, plus the crocidile hunter, and now u. so u drink that or what>?

Sicka than aidZ
04-21-2006, 08:45 PM
Does Everybody Drink Fosters?

Does Everybody Say Crankie Or Is That Just The Croc Hunter?


hahahahaahhaahahahaha

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 08:51 PM
Does Everybody Drink Fosters?

Does Everybody Say Crankie Or Is That Just The Croc Hunter?

i have never seen one person here drink it, except when you sepo's and poms have like a big event, seriously no one drinks that shit here, we drink vb (victorian bitter) tooheys new (sydney beer(im drinking a tallie (750ml)now 11:50 in the mournin)) and XXXX - queensland beer

hell yeah crankie is a big werd here if your meaning crankie in the angry meaning.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 08:54 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/fredymech/tn.jpg

Sicka than aidZ
04-21-2006, 08:55 PM
u guys are cool in australia, fuck jasper

NIGHT MAYOR
04-21-2006, 08:56 PM
we true bloo
thanks sicka. i love this country

HipHophead101
04-21-2006, 10:32 PM
he's an icon yes, i remember watchin those movies when i was a little tacker - he's one of those people that we love but we sorta forgot about, now we have that cockhunter, he's crock park is not too far from where i am.


do u know u said cockhunter up there^^^???

brown_dogg
04-21-2006, 11:46 PM
haha i noticed that too. maybe it's a freudian slip.

DREW-DIE$EL
04-22-2006, 02:27 AM
^^^i think he meant CRIKEY not Crankie up there

Oztradamus
04-22-2006, 02:31 AM
http://www.unreel.co.uk/reviews/t/The_Crocodile_Hunter/co4.jpg>>>> Fredy Mech

Razorsharp
04-22-2006, 02:34 AM
do u watch the chappelle show?

GENERAL WISE
04-22-2006, 03:33 AM
do you eat...down..under?

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2006, 03:49 AM
do u know u said cockhunter up there^^^???
yep

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2006, 03:50 AM
do u watch the chappelle show?
ahuh got most of the episodes on my pc. got it on cable too.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2006, 03:51 AM
^^^i think he meant CRIKEY not Crankie up there

then no.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2006, 03:52 AM
do you eat...down..under?
depends on the hedge.

Longbongcilvaringz
04-22-2006, 07:00 AM
i have never seen one person here drink it, except when you sepo's and poms have like a big event, seriously no one drinks that shit here, we drink vb (victorian bitter) tooheys new (sydney beer(im drinking a tallie (750ml)now 11:50 in the mournin)) and XXXX - queensland beer

hell yeah crankie is a big werd here if your meaning crankie in the angry meaning.

lol, so true, the old "fosters myth", thing is that only americans and POMS drink the stuff. my favourite beer is "little creatures" from a perth brewery or maybe "cascade premium".



peace

hazidus hitman
04-22-2006, 05:15 PM
is Chopper Reid still alive? isnt he living in tazzy?
what a fucking legend he is!!!!
" mate if ya keep stabbing me im gona die alright"

num2son
04-22-2006, 05:56 PM
Is steve Irwin that dope?

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2006, 06:05 PM
is Chopper Reid still alive? isnt he living in tazzy?
what a fucking legend he is!!!!
" mate if ya keep stabbing me im gona die alright"

yep he just released an album with necro producin it A RAP album. he does stand up or spoken word shows all the time, i think he is in tazzy - he once lived in my suburb, 2 minutes drive from here. his album is wierd. 'interview with a madman' i think its called

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2006, 06:06 PM
Is steve Irwin that dope?

i dont understand him, he just acts excited all the time, i think he is on acid.

num2son
04-22-2006, 06:09 PM
Hows the weather over there now?

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2006, 06:09 PM
http://www.chopperread.com/
http://www.myspace.com/markchopper
http://www.chopper.net.au

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2006, 06:14 PM
on the goldie its great, mid 20's (perfect temp) sunny little cloudy, commin into the midle of autum, my mate just moved down to victoria its like 8 degree's

hazidus hitman
04-22-2006, 06:22 PM
people who havnet seen "chopper" go get it out....give you a taste of aussie....and bad boy bubby lol jokes

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2006, 06:33 PM
also look at 'two hands' & 'romper stomper' all classic hardass aussie movies

MaShPG
04-22-2006, 06:45 PM
do you eat

http://www.souvenirsaustralia.com/images/vegemite%20115gm.jpg

and if so, are you retarded?

and do kids eat

http://zapatopi.net/blog/vegemite_toast_crunch.jpg

for breakfast?

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2006, 06:59 PM
its the only thing i eat on toast, and i normaly have a sanga with it on once a week, its great - and no - not that i know.

whats the second one it did'nt come up

MaShPG
04-22-2006, 07:12 PM
you don't see this?

http://zapatopi.net/blog/vegemite_toast_crunch.jpg

and let me say, vegemite is the most disgusting thing i've ever tasted, and i've tasted woodrow's mom's tittay.

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2006, 07:27 PM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/fredymech/nope.jpg
do you

MaShPG
04-22-2006, 07:46 PM
file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/DELLX2%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpgfile:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/DELLX2%7E1/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpgyes

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a256/mashpg89/screnshot.jpg

NIGHT MAYOR
04-22-2006, 08:44 PM
fuck never herd of em *heads down the shop*

hazidus hitman
04-23-2006, 08:15 PM
do you collect yabbies for the barbies?