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Bloo
04-21-2006, 06:53 AM
Alright ya'll we gonna get this muhfuka started off right!!! We got two heavyweights commin to the square and I'm takin bets to see who wins this battle!!!

Round 1

http://www.50-cent.us/pictures/0010_0.jpg

VS.

http://umusicimages.ca/dmx/microsite/info1.jpg


Who's walkin away with the belt!!!!

SurreaL
04-21-2006, 07:12 AM
I think x probly has more heart to not get put down, no hate on 50's size, but in alot of fight's, size doesnt really matter, it's all about the heart, and who knows how to get raw with his knuckle game.

Strange Fruit
04-21-2006, 07:13 AM
as much as i hate to say,,,

The Nickel shall win this one.

Bloo
04-21-2006, 07:46 AM
Alright alright, next we gonna go with

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/WORLD/europe/09/13/switzerland.madonna/story.madonna.jpg
VS.
http://www.msgwenstefani.com/img/gwen-stefani.jpg

Skellington
04-21-2006, 07:56 AM
DMX eats 50 as a snack, 50 is a loud mouth, imo, he ain't worth shit. So imma go with X on that one. And yes, probable cause I hate monkey man 50 cent.


And for the next...

Gwen will get pounded into the ground in the first second imo, Madonna is a muscle lady, athletic, and doesn't need to worry to wreck her teeth.

While Gwen is an averege toothpick sized blondy that looks like someone who would break down in tears just by pointing at her.

Strange Fruit
04-21-2006, 08:24 AM
no question about it,,,
Madonna.

Bloo
04-21-2006, 08:25 AM
OK ok, good point.

How about

http://powerlineblog.com/archives/elmo.jpg
VS.
http://www.chetwynd.info/images/lakes/gonzo.jpg
I'm rollin wit my man Gonzo

Strange Fruit
04-21-2006, 08:42 AM
nah dawg, Elmo takes it. just look at him.
he can take you on with all that cuteness.
not to mention, Gonzo's weakest point is his nose.

CherChezLaMarauder
04-21-2006, 08:48 AM
Gonzo's a fiesty one. He gets alot of practice smacking his chickens around. he'll get the W

Bloo
04-21-2006, 08:54 AM
Ok, we gonna roll like this

http://www.peoples.ru/art/music/pop/prince/prince_31.jpg

VS.

http://www.star-tv.com/tvshows/content/images/sho_michael_jackson_trial_image.jpg

Strange Fruit
04-21-2006, 08:58 AM
Prince!
definitely,,,
can you argue with the symbol?

urban_angel
04-21-2006, 08:59 AM
hahahah lmao, brilliant artists to pick!

but when it comes to moves, no one can move like Michael......mayb he can like moonwalk prince out of the ring?

CherChezLaMarauder
04-21-2006, 08:59 AM
I think they prefer to cuddle rather than scrap

urban_angel
04-21-2006, 09:00 AM
heehee, he's a lover, not a fighter !!

Bloo
04-21-2006, 10:05 AM
alright, I'ma come back with the results of the first batch of fights and hit ya'll with round 2 later today.

Skellington
04-21-2006, 11:59 AM
prince vs. jackson

Prince wins, cause...well MJ has the moves ofcourse, but if MJ receives one blow to his nose it'll fall of, MJ runs of crying searching for his nose.

+

MJ is a tall dude, if he tries to hit Prince he'll miss, but Prince, watch out for that viscious moonwalker styled front kick tho.

KaramelSundae
04-21-2006, 12:38 PM
DMX, Madonna, Prince

TeknicelStylez
04-21-2006, 12:45 PM
^^^ co-sign

Inspectah_Dirk
04-21-2006, 12:47 PM
Hilary Duff would beat all their asses down like the bitches they are! :p

stak84
04-21-2006, 12:51 PM
yall crazy, fifty would eat DMX dudes a fuckin
beast, yes he makes cupcake music but dude
could whoop most people

aight i got a good one.......................................

http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/LLCoolJDJ02.jpg


vs.



http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Ghostface-Killah-du01.jpg

TeknicelStylez
04-21-2006, 12:55 PM
fuckin GFK hands down, I heard dudes a tank, besides LL aint kept it street since fuckin 92 and shit... he definately soft as a cream filled cupcake

Inspectah_Dirk
04-21-2006, 12:58 PM
Ghost for sure. He's a bad mf.

Bloo
04-21-2006, 11:12 PM
Ghost definately got LL. LL looks like he throws low blows and if he tried that on Ghost he'd have to get through his satellite first :)

OK, the results for round one are in and the winners are...

50 vs. DMX - DMX by default for darker rhymeflow and lack of emotion on the mic.

Madonna vs. Gwen - Ms. Stefani by confusion as to why her songs are hits despite wack production.

Elmo vs. Gonzo - Elmo! C'mon, no matter how hard you hit him he always says it tickles.

And Finally Prince vs. MJ - Tie! MJ later on backed out due to withstanding court apperances.

Round 2 starting soon.

Razorsharp
04-21-2006, 11:22 PM
GFK... he'll wally champ punch em'

Bloo
04-21-2006, 11:25 PM
Alright, we gonna do this round up Wu style

Round 2

http://www.flavour.org/image/RAP%20MANIA/RAP%20MANIA%20NEW/RZA-A.gif

VS.

http://www.kindamuzik.net/gfx/raekwon-grp-0805.jpg

Razorsharp
04-21-2006, 11:30 PM
Rza, i think Rae will be hella wheezing jus chasing RZA... then RZA shall light em' up with his kung fu... 5 point palm bursting heart technique..LMAO

HipHophead101
04-21-2006, 11:33 PM
rae all the way

Sicka than aidZ
04-21-2006, 11:34 PM
rae would win

Sicka than aidZ
04-21-2006, 11:35 PM
rae all the wayyeah!!!

Bloo
04-21-2006, 11:44 PM
Alright well how about

http://www.method-man.com/promo/51861129.gif

VS.

http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/45/36/124536.jpg

Sicka than aidZ
04-21-2006, 11:46 PM
mef

HipHophead101
04-21-2006, 11:54 PM
the m-e-t-h-o-d MAN

brown_dogg
04-22-2006, 12:45 AM
for MJ vs. Prince:

Jackson wins cuz of "Thriller".

DREW-DIE$EL
04-22-2006, 03:10 AM
PRINCE IS UNSTOPPABLE

"game blouses" lmao

Razorsharp
04-22-2006, 03:11 AM
Method Man, masta killa is a veggie head... no disrespect...peace

Bloo
04-22-2006, 11:43 AM
Ok, how about


http://www.djleonsmith.com/interviews/gza/gza.jpg

VS.

http://www.hoopshype.com/ghostface.jpg

DREW-DIE$EL
04-22-2006, 04:11 PM
Ghost, no doubt

num2son
04-22-2006, 04:24 PM
http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs13/goodtimes10.jpg

JJ

VS

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/whatshappeningrerun.jpg

ReRun

DREW-DIE$EL
04-22-2006, 04:27 PM
rerun's got the size on him, jj would crumple after one well placed punch

hectis
04-22-2006, 04:27 PM
Jj I Like Good Times Better

HANZO
04-22-2006, 04:31 PM
dmx would stomp on 50
madonna is a bodybuilder
mj over prince cause of the fatality move mj has the moonwalk.
meth ova masta, dont think masta gets enough protein in his diet.
rae has the sumo style which will be effective
ghost and ll cool j would be a draw, ghost may be hard, but a punch from ll would break a jaw.
elmo jus too ghetto hands down KO
ghost would beat gza, i dont see gza as a fighter his more like a wise man master, like the one in kill bill 2 pi mei, he would woop your ass but chooses not to most of the time.

thwak
04-22-2006, 04:50 PM
rae, meth, ghost, jj

Razorsharp
04-22-2006, 04:55 PM
im goin with jj

and Ghost

EAGLE EYE
04-22-2006, 04:57 PM
Alright here we go again!!!!

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6144/OReilly1.jpg
Bill O'Reilly


vs.

http://media.msnbc.msn.com/j/msnbc/1827000/1827012.vsmall.jpg
Brian Williams

King Callabah
04-22-2006, 04:57 PM
SUPA DUPA SUMO 4 WAY!

Bizzare (D12)
http://ul.craveonline.com/images/cravefix/24377.jpg

Fatman Scoop
http://www.elements-of-life.co.uk/images/scoop_full.gif

Fat Hoe i mean Joe
http://us.ent3.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/tv_pix/mtv/mtv_video_music_awards_2004_arrivals_photos/fat_joe/mtv.jpg

and

Buddha Monk

(no pic avaliable)

num2son
04-22-2006, 05:02 PM
Bill o'reilly with his realness..lol

EAGLE EYE
04-22-2006, 05:02 PM
Im goin with Buddah Monk (anyone who hung with ODB knows how 2 fuck you up)

whats everyones opinion on O'Reilly (aka papa bear) vs Williams?

num2son
04-22-2006, 05:03 PM
Bizzare (D12)
http://ul.craveonline.com/images/cravefix/24377.jpg



I think i see the wu tang logo.

HANZO
04-22-2006, 05:05 PM
fat joe, because of his cone head, he could jus go head first into everyone else and drive them away

King Callabah
04-22-2006, 05:07 PM
TAG TEAM!

Cannibal Ox :cool:
http://images.villagevoice.com/issues/0140/reynolds.jpg

VS

Tha Infamous.......Mobb Deep
http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/63/96/106396.jpg

Razorsharp
04-22-2006, 05:09 PM
im goin with Fat Joe only because i imagine him doing the shit he did in def jam vendetta 2, and i choose Cannibal Ox, because Mobb Deep are pussies now... hangin with the biggest cunts in the industry

EAGLE EYE
04-22-2006, 05:09 PM
http://www.temptationcharters.net/images/cpn_crunch_haworth.gif

vs.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0005ZWPL2.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

King Callabah
04-22-2006, 05:09 PM
fat joe, because of his cone head, he could jus go head first into everyone else and drive them away

LMFAO!

Razorsharp
04-22-2006, 05:10 PM
Lucky Charms man is the shiiit.... so i pick him...:yes::yes::clap:

num2son
04-22-2006, 05:10 PM
Man...its gots to be lucky charms

King Callabah
04-22-2006, 05:11 PM
lucky charms, that lepricorn looks like a true G

EAGLE EYE
04-22-2006, 05:12 PM
word ^

you guys ever see the movie "Lep in the Hood"?

HANZO
04-22-2006, 05:16 PM
lucky charms, one its a leprecaun, two his irish, bare knuckle boxing is his thing we all watched snatch we know wat they can do.

Bloo
04-22-2006, 06:37 PM
Im'a have to roll with

Fatman Scoop cause he'll just scream at Bizzare and Fat Joe and make them cry.

Cannibal Ox cause anyone who rolls with 50 is puss IMO, I don't give a damn how large you were.

And Capt'n Crunch on the last. cause he be leavin that greasy yellow film in your milk if you don't eat it fast enough

Bloo
04-22-2006, 06:39 PM
Alright here we go again!!!!

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/6144/OReilly1.jpg
Bill O'Reilly


vs.

http://media.msnbc.msn.com/j/msnbc/1827000/1827012.vsmall.jpg
Brian Williams

I'ma roll with Brian cause all he has to do is grab Bill by his chin and hang on until he falls over

num2son
04-22-2006, 06:45 PM
Battle of the DIVAZ: DIANA ROSS -VS- TINA TURNER

http://www.diana-ross.net/dianaross.jpg


VS


http://www.tunepix.com/graphics4/tina_turner35.jpg

Bloo
04-22-2006, 06:47 PM
Oh definately Tina, she been takin punches from Ike for years. Diana couldn't make her feel shit :)

num2son
04-22-2006, 06:48 PM
Oh definately Tina, she been takin punches from Ike for years. Diana couldn't make her feel shit :)

Good reason

EAGLE EYE
04-22-2006, 07:00 PM
http://www.cinematical.com/images/2005/10/dannybonaduce.jpg
Danny Bonaduce

vs.

http://images.hollywood.com/images/4_385333.jpg
Gary Busey

King Callabah
04-22-2006, 07:21 PM
Im'a have to roll with

Fatman Scoop cause he'll just scream at Bizzare and Fat Joe and make them cry.

LMAO!

EAGLE EYE
04-22-2006, 08:31 PM
i think bonaduce would win in a fight cuz he has more adrenaline in his pinky finger than in Busey's entire body.

King Callabah
05-20-2006, 12:00 PM
aight im bringing this back cos i thought of a fuckin good fight

ICE TEE

http://img.timeinc.net/time/digital/reports/mp3/images/ice_t.jpg

V.S

U-GOD

http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/45/33/124533.jpg

Bloo
10-22-2006, 04:28 AM
EXTREME BUMP!!!!

That's about an even match there. Uey definately doesn't respect police, but you saw how T fucked up Nino in New Jack City so....

How about Rosie
http://www.outmedia.org/images/Rosie-ODonnell.jpg

V.S. Oprah

http://www.kingworld.com/assets/program/sub_image_oprah.jpg

num2son
11-11-2006, 05:54 PM
Gary Busey
Ice Tee
Oprah

All win.