i would like to discuss..

[eVoL]

if my roommate (female) has herpes and she uses my toilet when i poop does that mean my poop can get the herpes or do i get the herpes

regardless, i still love her
i want to lay in her arms as the gibeous moon rises while beautiful blooming tulips surround our essence only as sicilian paper boys watch in magnificence in the next summer solstice

[Razorsharp]

i dont know, but you may want to spray the toilet with discenfectant before ya drop the bomb..peace

[CherChezLaMarauder]

How'd She Catch Herpes?

[Strange Fruit]

if my roommate (female) has herpes and she uses my toilet when i poop does that mean my poop can get the herpes or do i get the herpes

regardless, i still love her
i want to lay in her arms as the gibeous moon rises while beautiful blooming tulips surround our essence only as sicilian paper boys watch in magnificence in the next summer solstice
lol
in some funny twisted way, that was really beautiful.
get a consultant.
if you care for her enough,
you'll get a pro to educate you on how to make things easier for both you and her.

[Jeru]

Herpes can only be transferred through the bodily fluids

[eVoL]

no i dont love her
saturdayy i came home drunk and almost beat her
i feel bad.

[Razorsharp]

^^crazy ass mutha fucka

[Strange Fruit]

Jeru!!!!!!!!!!!!!
muah!



are you for real dude?
god,,,

lmao.

[maestro wooz]

hmmm, my uncle is a doctor so i know a good deal about this stuff. You cant really be sure that the herpes is getting on the toilet, it depends on how mature the herpes is. This is kinda gross, but one way to find out is, right after she uses the toilet go in there, rub your finger on the seat and then taste it. Basically, if there is herpes on the seat youll just get a little, not enough to actually have an effect, on to your finger and youll be able to taste it. It should taste like a mix between sulfur and decomposed brocolli. If there is in fact herpes on the seat, you will be able to get some if it comes in contact with your sphincter you will contract it. So basically just make sure to rub the seat down with a piece of toilet paper or something before you use it.












CRUMM SNATCHING ELEPHANT FLATULATING MONGROLS POUND PIECES OF LAMPOON PORK SLICES INTO SEVERAL DISTINGUISHABLE PORTIONS CONSUMPTION EXCLUSIVELY BY FROTCH FRAGGING GERBILS

[CherChezLaMarauder]

[QUOTE=maestro wooz]hmmm, my uncle is a doctor so i know a good deal about this stuff. You cant really be sure that the herpes is getting on the toilet, it depends on how mature the herpes is. This is kinda gross, but one way to find out is, right after she uses the toilet go in there, rub your finger on the seat and then taste it. Basically, if there is herpes on the seat youll just get a little, not enough to actually have an effect, on to your finger and youll be able to taste it. It should taste like a mix between sulfur and decomposed brocolli. If there is in fact herpes on the seat, you will be able to get some if it comes in contact with your sphincter you will contract it. So basically just make sure to rub the seat down with a piece of toilet paper or something before you use it.





KICK HER OUT!!

[eVoL]

i did not undastand a single thing you said wooz

[Strange Fruit]

i think he's tryna say,,,

french kiss your fuckin toilet seat.



that's fuckin foul.
lol

[ilzPotent]

you can't get herpes from your toilet seat. If she is having a breakout, which can mean lesions or "silent" break out which means she is having an episode without the presence of lesions are the only time she can transfer herpes. and definitely not from a toilet seat, maybe crabs, but not herpes.

[stak84]

I would detonate a piece of C4 plastic explosives
on or around her vagina.................................
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BOOM>>>>>>>>>>>>>no more herpes:hooray:

[eVoL]

if we have a baby will the child have herpes

thats not the trait i want him to really have u know, i would like to him to have cute cheekbone structure and a medium sized penis to satisfy hoodrats like his father

[Strange Fruit]

lmao!!!

i can't take this anymore!!

this is class!

[eVoL]

what if i just walked in ur class with curly blonde hollywood hair and just sit next to u say
and i'll be sayin shit like.. i want to give u an endless amount of back massages with pakistani hand lotion while u lay naked on a bed of imported rose pedals coated with car paint listening to elton john accapelas

[Strange Fruit]

lmao!!
i hate elton john!

[eVoL]

oh thats not good
what has he done to u
u racist
he's spit so much shit on vinyl, big daddy kane looks at his feet when they talk face to face

[stak84]

lmao, elton john is the coolest gay

[eVoL]

true

[Luther Large]

if my roommate (female) has herpes and she uses my toilet when i poop does that mean my poop can get the herpes or do i get the herpes

regardless, i still love her
i want to lay in her arms as the gibeous moon rises while beautiful blooming tulips surround our essence only as sicilian paper boys watch in magnificence in the next summer solstice

u'll get herpes u fuckin freak!

[Rob Swanson]

I've read some pretty gross threads and seen some disgusting pictures posted on this site, but this is just nasty. People with herpes creep me out, they should be shipped off to some remote island near the artic circle and left to die.

[RADIOACTIVE MAN]

haha ma nigga evol

what da deall cuz

[JASPER]

Wooz made my day

[DREW-DIE$EL]

this is possibly the most interesting thread ever. thanks for all the herpes knowledge guys.

[eVoL]

fuck u jasper, wooz never showed u love like i showed u
you fuckin euro heartthrob piece of tom cruise ass

[TeknicelStylez]

I've read some pretty gross threads and seen some disgusting pictures posted on this site, but this is just nasty. People with herpes creep me out, they should be shipped off to some remote island near the artic circle and left to die.

Sad part is mad people have herpes and you just don't know about it

[crass]

unless she rubs her cooch on your toilet seat and you subsequently rub your dick on the toilet seat, then don't worry. unless of course she rubs her cooch on the toilet and then you sit on it, and then you have anal sex with yourself.

[maestro wooz]

^^honestly i wouldnt put that past him

[eVoL]

you guys with ur fuckin scientifical medical canibus freestyle talk ruined my thread.