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stak84
04-25-2006, 06:39 PM
what would you do if one of your
parents came bargin into your
room midstroke?

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2006, 06:40 PM
what would you do if one of your
parents came bargin into your
room midstroke?

Same shit ive always done, " learn to knock u dumbfuck!!! "

JASPER
04-25-2006, 06:42 PM
Instead of locking the door, just tell any female family member you have that if they burst into your room unexpectedly, there's a good chance they could get some dick sauce accidentally squirted on them. Even if the female family members are preteens or toddlers. It's important to stress the very real possibility that they could someday barge in on some guy and he'll be busy fucking himself.

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2006, 06:49 PM
yeah, one time i shot up a girls nose an she went out to the living room an someone cracked a joke an she laughed an a cum bubble popped out her snot box.

stak84
04-25-2006, 06:50 PM
sometimes when im jackin it, i wear
headphones so the noise of the dwarf
porn im watching is not audible but is
cancelled out as i moan loudly in klingon
and scream Celine Deion lyrics as i ejaculate

CherChezLaMarauder
04-25-2006, 06:50 PM
see you fucked up there. do it in the shower

stak84
04-25-2006, 06:51 PM
no cuz then i have to explain the
random cum deposits in the showerhead

Oztradamus
04-25-2006, 06:51 PM
Nah, to get that good jerk...Do it while nobody is home..

http://static.bbmp3.com/smilies/smh2.gif @ Amateurs

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2006, 06:52 PM
i used to do it before the shower, in the shower, before goin to school,, on the way to the movies. Remember them days when u was like 10 years old?

num2son
04-25-2006, 06:53 PM
Nah, to get that good jerk...Do it while nobody is home..

http://static.bbmp3.com/smilies/smh2.gif @ Amateurs

:lmao:

Oztradamus
04-25-2006, 06:54 PM
Even though I have in-home pu$$y, there's always time for a good jerk.. bangbros be holdin' a nicca down..Word up

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2006, 06:55 PM
i used to jerk in the bushes, at the homies crib in the bathroom. In there bed, on there couch, in a car, at the bar. On a box, nut an smoke rocks. waitin for drugs,... listenin to muggs... hither an tither, to an fro, here an there, everywhere.

num2son
04-25-2006, 06:55 PM
i used to do it before the shower, in the shower, before goin to school,, on the way to the movies. Remember them days when u was like 10 years old?

Sperm was one of the best things to ever come out the human body.

stak84
04-25-2006, 06:56 PM
and i bet it all lands right in your stomach

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2006, 06:57 PM
Even though I have in-home pu$$y, there's always time for a good jerk.. bangbros be holdin' a nicca down..Word up

Yeah, i was almost banned from Bombscience cuz my screen name is bangbro:'(

num2son
04-25-2006, 06:58 PM
Forget about this what about females?

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2006, 06:59 PM
and i bet it all lands right in your stomach


Awwwwww, *kidney shot* num2son aint a fag, he's "OG fuckalldemflybroads"}:T

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2006, 07:00 PM
Forget about this what about females?


Have u ever, nevermind. :fucku:

num2son
04-25-2006, 07:00 PM
Awwwwww, *kidney shot* num2son aint a fag, he's "OG fuckalldemflybroads"}:T

^O^

stak84
04-25-2006, 07:01 PM
whatever you say sunnynuts

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2006, 07:03 PM
whatever you say sunnynuts

Alright, ima let it slide cuz stak's the livest niggga on wucorp, keepin it real, makin shit happen!! Rep stak now, repstaknow

stak84
04-25-2006, 07:05 PM
mufuckas dont even know I SLAP RETARDED
KIDS FOR FUN, ILL FUCK YOUR GERMAN SHEPARD
AT YO GRANDMAS FUNERAL< IMFUCKINLIVE!

Sicka than aidZ
04-25-2006, 07:14 PM
"over the river an thru the hoods to staks granny's we roll"^O^