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GENERAL WISE
05-05-2006, 09:13 PM
I am going to stop the dumb threads (woodrow/ Fuck Stak) from now on and this will be the first of the many mature real discussionthreads (GEneRal Wise) I will spew out.

So when you get children, what are some principle practices you will follow through with in raiseing them?

(Note: No Jasper raising kids for sex is not an option)

MaShPG
05-05-2006, 09:18 PM
didn't you say no more dumb threads like a week ago?

I'ma raise my kids to be Hip Hoppers of course. I'll teach them to read, study, and to be peaceful, but if somebody puts they hands on you, son you make sure they don't put their hands on nobody else. And i'll teach them to make me sandwiches and fetch me a beer.

stak84
05-05-2006, 09:20 PM
imma show them all your posts and tell them if they ever act
like this guy imma whoop their asses and send them off
to catholic boarding school

hectis
05-05-2006, 09:23 PM
They Way I Feel Is Best I Will Make Sure The Have Knowledge Wisdom And Understanding WHEN I HAVE KIDS I WILL TRY TO TEACH THEM AT A REAL EARLY AGE

TeknicelStylez
05-05-2006, 09:33 PM
Ahhhh a subject I have contemplated for a long time

Doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl, for simplicity I refer to it as he, opposed to he/she

A: ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING TELEVISION (Wonder why your child bounces off the walls and acts like a fuckin moron all day? DING DING DING DING)

B: NO SWEETS, NO UNHEALTHY PROCESSED BI PRODUCT FOODS, Straight vegetables and healthy home cooked meals for my children. If you would like a snack, sink into a nice apple, or some celery with peanut butter and raisins(wtf you know about ants on a log!!!), some trail mix...

C: Martial Arts, not that gay western shit with the belt systems that the balding 40 year old white guy with a gut is teaching. I'm talking about real deal official NYC shaolin temple training. Great way to teach your child discipline and to help him remain physically strong.

D: I WILL READ, to my child every single night before he goes to sleep, I wll be enthusiastic about it and teach him to love books opposed to fearing them like most children do, just like my mom did with me.

E: I will make sure he remains artistic and is always capable of expressing himself creatively with a wide array of tools, drawing, painting, building blocks, writing. WHATEVER HELPS HIS MIND GROW.

F: TEACH HIM MANNERS, the first thing my child will learn is manners, I will teach him at an early age he will not get anything unless he asks for it properly, he will learn how to be courteous and respectful. I will never give in to any type of temper tantrums or attempts at getting what he wants by acting up! My children will behave like polite little adults!

As you can see I am very serious about this subject...

By maintaining a knowledge base, healthy diet, and excercise system with my seed he will be healthy Mentally, Physically, and Spiritually and grow into a strong Tree which will bare great fruits!

Sicka than aidZ
05-05-2006, 09:56 PM
my kids are gonna skateboard, snowboard and use condoms

stak84
05-05-2006, 09:58 PM
my kids are gonna be pop idols and release sex tapes
with groupie sluts

Bedlam
05-05-2006, 10:42 PM
Ahhhh a subject I have contemplated for a long time

Doesn't matter if it's a boy or a girl, for simplicity I refer to it as he, opposed to he/she

A: ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING TELEVISION (Wonder why your child bounces off the walls and acts like a fuckin moron all day? DING DING DING DING)

B: NO SWEETS, NO UNHEALTHY PROCESSED BI PRODUCT FOODS, Straight vegetables and healthy home cooked meals for my children. If you would like a snack, sink into a nice apple, or some celery with peanut butter and raisins(wtf you know about ants on a log!!!), some trail mix...

C: Martial Arts, not that gay western shit with the belt systems that the balding 40 year old white guy with a gut is teaching. I'm talking about real deal official NYC shaolin temple training. Great way to teach your child discipline and to help him remain physically strong.

D: I WILL READ, to my child every single night before he goes to sleep, I wll be enthusiastic about it and teach him to love books opposed to fearing them like most children do, just like my mom did with me.

E: I will make sure he remains artistic and is always capable of expressing himself creatively with a wide array of tools, drawing, painting, building blocks, writing. WHATEVER HELPS HIS MIND GROW.

F: TEACH HIM MANNERS, the first thing my child will learn is manners, I will teach him at an early age he will not get anything unless he asks for it properly, he will learn how to be courteous and respectful. I will never give in to any type of temper tantrums or attempts at getting what he wants by acting up! My children will behave like polite little adults!

As you can see I am very serious about this subject...

By maintaining a knowledge base, healthy diet, and excercise system with my seed he will be healthy Mentally, Physically, and Spiritually and grow into a strong Tree which will bare great fruits!

No offense man, but your kid's probably gonna be a fucking loser with no friends if you do that...


As for my children, i'll make sure they're into sports of some sort. I won't be too serious though. I'll play videogames with him or whatever. Just try to be cool, and not an asshole. I wanna make sure he likes me. If he wants to go to parties or wahtever, that would be fine. I'm not gonna try to stop him from having any sort of fun.

TeknicelStylez
05-05-2006, 10:57 PM
No offense man, but your kid's probably gonna be a fucking loser with no friends if you do that...


As for my children, i'll make sure they're into sports of some sort. I won't be too serious though. I'll play videogames with him or whatever. Just try to be cool, and not an asshole. I wanna make sure he likes me. If he wants to go to parties or wahtever, that would be fine. I'm not gonna try to stop him from having any sort of fun.

Am I a loser mang?

Thats how I was raised, don't worry cause I'ma make sure the little motherfucker live in the hood. Raising your seed like that is only a temporary thing, till he like 9, than you let the little fucker loose on society. He aint gonna be a loser that niggaz gonna be a fuckin knowledge god killing machine, all the niggaz gonna wanna be him, and all the bitches gonna wanna be with him.

INF
05-05-2006, 11:00 PM
On knowledge god, only knowledge.


One.:king:

TUCO
05-05-2006, 11:52 PM
my kid's gonna make me rich

TeknicelStylez
05-05-2006, 11:58 PM
my kid's gonna make me rich

Child pornography is illegal tuco...

GENERAL WISE
05-06-2006, 12:16 AM
Child pornography is illegal tuco...

lmao

snapple
05-06-2006, 12:19 AM
peace to what tek said.

respect, first and foremost to respect me, himself, and everyone else around him.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-06-2006, 12:27 AM
Interesting Thread...General Wise

Stupid motherfuckers
05-06-2006, 12:29 AM
The best way I can, same as my parents.

Sicka than aidZ
05-06-2006, 01:09 AM
all I hope is that my kids don't get down syndrom
:yes: :yes: :yes:

lol

Stupid motherfuckers
05-06-2006, 01:14 AM
If I'm A-Social then it's from the street.

crass
05-06-2006, 01:16 AM
my kids are gonna skateboard, snowboard and use condoms



lmao!!

EAGLE EYE
05-06-2006, 01:37 AM
My future offspring will be raised in the following manner:


1.)The children will not be given traditional names, typically assigned by american society. The children (which there will be two of them) will be addressed as subject 1 and subject 2. When each child is born, they will be cow branded a serial number on their skull before any hair can grow in. Microscopic GPS tracking chips will also be inserted into their earlobes.

2.)A strict diet will be fed to the subjects over a 16 month duration. The diets will be made up of baked ziti, raw steak, avacodos, and goose blood. The ingrediats will be blended and served through an IV feeding tube.

3.) During the infant stage in life. The subjects will be woken up at 4 am sharp every day and walked briskly for 1 mile in rain, sleet, or snow. It does not matter. Subjects must be exposed to earths weather conditions immediately. Following the morning walk, subjects will be forced to watch C-SPAN while Acid is mixed into baby formula in bottle. This is to ensure that subject will be politically immune during future stages in life.

4.)Leisure activities granted to subject or subjects will be of the following:

* dance dance revolution
* cleaning lawnmower
*cake building
*mail retrieval
*stitching shoes
*my first meth lab (by, FisherPrice)
*cat hunting
*wu tang arts and crafts
*penpal'n letters to jasper

5.)Education for subjects will be obtained through Know The Ledge section on this forum

6.)Subjects will be trained as assassins by the age of 6. Palestinians will be the trainers.

7.)Subjects will have super powers like cyborg slaying, rock smoking, and deleting gay posts or changing the titles.

8.)My offspring subjects will strike preemptively when necessary.

WU-KILLAH
05-06-2006, 01:49 AM
F: TEACH HIM MANNERS, the first thing my child will learn is manners, I will teach him at an early age he will not get anything unless he asks for it properly, he will learn how to be courteous and respectful. I will never give in to any type of temper tantrums or attempts at getting what he wants by acting up! My children will behave like polite little adults!

same here, I can't stand these little spoiled kids.

MaShPG
05-06-2006, 02:06 AM
watched "Ali" latley??? sounds like Malcolm X to me......LOl

if the average American (you know the guy who thinks Malcolm X tells blacks to kill all white people) heard that quote there would be a lot less people ignorant about Malcolm.

That's my favorite Malcolm quote.

mashqauck
05-06-2006, 03:42 AM
raise 'em good with a lot of Gerber. It's what we've all trusted fer years.

TeknicelStylez
05-06-2006, 07:55 AM
My future offspring will be raised in the following manner:


1.)The children will not be given traditional names, typically assigned by american society. The children (which there will be two of them) will be addressed as subject 1 and subject 2. When each child is born, they will be cow branded a serial number on their skull before any hair can grow in. Microscopic GPS tracking chips will also be inserted into their earlobes.

2.)A strict diet will be fed to the subjects over a 16 month duration. The diets will be made up of baked ziti, raw steak, avacodos, and goose blood. The ingrediats will be blended and served through an IV feeding tube.

3.) During the infant stage in life. The subjects will be woken up at 4 am sharp every day and walked briskly for 1 mile in rain, sleet, or snow. It does not matter. Subjects must be exposed to earths weather conditions immediately. Following the morning walk, subjects will be forced to watch C-SPAN while Acid is mixed into baby formula in bottle. This is to ensure that subject will be politically immune during future stages in life.

4.)Leisure activities granted to subject or subjects will be of the following:

* dance dance revolution
* cleaning lawnmower
*cake building
*mail retrieval
*stitching shoes
*my first meth lab (by, FisherPrice)
*cat hunting
*wu tang arts and crafts
*penpal'n letters to jasper

5.)Education for subjects will be obtained through Know The Ledge section on this forum

6.)Subjects will be trained as assassins by the age of 6. Palestinians will be the trainers.

7.)Subjects will have super powers like cyborg slaying, rock smoking, and deleting gay posts or changing the titles.

8.)My offspring subjects will strike preemptively when necessary.

WHAAAAAAAAT

I'm dropping my plan and picking up yours....

Oztradamus
05-06-2006, 08:17 AM
Just like my dad raised me...

JASPER
05-06-2006, 08:44 AM
Like dogs. Teach them tricks and reward them with cookies. If they dissobey, hit them with blunt objects till they're bleeding too much to cry.

HANZO
05-06-2006, 09:14 AM
teach them discipline and respect, i want them to understand the difficulties of life and never take anything for granted.
so i wont let them listen to pop music or any type of commercial rap, they will earn their presents or gifts. I will keep close to my children though make them always know that they have a home, I dont want them to be drunk alcholic, uneducated street kids who gonna end up flippin burgers at mcdonalds.

venex
05-06-2006, 09:36 AM
Like dogs. Teach them tricks and reward them with cookies. If they dissobey, hit them with blunt objects till they're bleeding too much to cry.

rudeboy

Oztradamus
05-06-2006, 09:43 AM
I won't sugar coat anything for my kids.. (No Jasper)

num2son
05-06-2006, 09:50 AM
I wont have kids

JASPER
05-06-2006, 09:54 AM
I won't sugar coat anything for my kids.. (No Jasper)Son of a bitch

num2son
05-06-2006, 10:25 AM
Ask big ben, mzarecta, qop, and krizy substance or any one else who has kids that come here at the forum