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BRONZBODY
05-12-2006, 01:18 PM
i got offered a job to work in a porn shop in austin..the pay is great 16 bucks an hour...but there is one problem.......we have to clean the veiwing rooms(or yank ya dick room as i like to call em) man i really dont wanna clean splooge 10 hrs a night...but it is 16 bucks and i meet horny hot chicks...so what do you guys think i should do...take it or not???????

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-12-2006, 01:20 PM
I think you'll meet a buch of fagz!!...No horney hot chick will come in that shop...To each their own

BRONZBODY
05-12-2006, 01:21 PM
yeah ben i see ya point man

CherChezLaMarauder
05-12-2006, 01:21 PM
don't know you personally. don't take it unless you're at the end of your rope, i.e. gambling debts to Vinnie

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-12-2006, 01:22 PM
take it

CherChezLaMarauder
05-12-2006, 01:29 PM
now I'm going to go in there and ejaculate on the wall, on the floor, on the tv, on the door, on the counter, on the ceiling, on the chair, on tissues, and on your boss

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-12-2006, 01:31 PM
I would take the Job simply because I am a pervert and would love access to all them PORNS!

BRONZBODY
05-12-2006, 01:39 PM
I would take the Job simply because I am a pervert and would love access to all them PORNS!thats why i kinda wanna take the job

CherChezLaMarauder
05-12-2006, 01:51 PM
Why Don't You Just Suck A Dick For A Million Dollars While You're At It

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-12-2006, 01:59 PM
spoken by a truely perverse mind^^^^

CherChezLaMarauder
05-12-2006, 02:10 PM
"hey, I'm Cleaning Cum.... 16 Smackaroos An Hour! Wooo Hoooo"

Inspectah_Dirk
05-12-2006, 02:14 PM
Maybe u could clean up the cum in time to bring it to a sperm-bank and make even more money :p

CherChezLaMarauder
05-12-2006, 02:15 PM
Maybe u could clean up the cum in time to bring it to a sperm-bank and make even more money :p


TRUE TRUE TRUE... REP FOR YOU

JASPER
05-12-2006, 02:34 PM
Take it from a professional latrine cleaner, no hot chicks want to date someone who cleans mushroom sauce from wankrooms, bleedat!

na diel
05-12-2006, 02:36 PM
..do those places recycle?

R3beLuTionAry
05-12-2006, 02:43 PM
why not? it would be dope to be able to talk about shit that goes on in there with ur friends such as: "hey this 85 year old lady went in there and bought a dildo! ahahah" or "dude, why were all those guys guys looking at lesbian porn?".. you know just random shit that can be more interesting than working for IP Relay like i do. Anway u dont have to clean shit up, just spray something on the splooge to make it dissolve and disappear like VaPoo-Rize.

Edgar Erebus
05-12-2006, 02:48 PM
Man, don't do that. Clean ur own cum and leave other where it is. Don't become pregnant.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
05-12-2006, 02:50 PM
Take it my man.If u take the job I will rep u 1.000 times.Peace.Go Ahead.

Edgar Erebus
05-12-2006, 02:53 PM
Y'all evil. How the fuck can you advice the man to clean some pornstars cums? Who knows what disease he gonna catch, axe him when he loses his teeth.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-12-2006, 02:58 PM
come on now^^ don't be ignorant...
Wearing prtective gloves and washing his hands will suffice
Plus the anecdotes he will have to share will be hilarious

JASPER
05-12-2006, 03:01 PM
I will refer to you as cumboy. You wouldn't like that, now would you.

EAGLE EYE
05-12-2006, 03:05 PM
big cumbum

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
05-12-2006, 03:15 PM
Y'all evil. How the fuck can you advice the man to clean some pornstars cums? Who knows what disease he gonna catch, axe him when he loses his teeth.

Just think about the chances that he will have with so many chicks in there. :king:

CherChezLaMarauder
05-12-2006, 03:20 PM
You Guys Will Fly To Japan Dressed In Drag If She Asked You To Over Pu$$y

denaturat
05-12-2006, 03:21 PM
don't sell your pride for money or women

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
05-12-2006, 03:26 PM
^^ Of course man.

BRONZBODY
05-12-2006, 03:48 PM
well i guess i could buy a hazmat suit and put it on when im goo cleaning...i have to tuesday to give an answer..........

Murdah Piff
05-12-2006, 04:06 PM
are you lookin for a serious job ? i say take it, BUT FIND ANOTHER ONE ASAP

now get up your lazy ass and go post them curriculum vitaes if you dont wanna clean that mess longer than you have to

Visionz
05-12-2006, 04:08 PM
Dreamers off of 35 huh? It's not a real scummy joint man. I say take the $16 an hour. It'll suck wipin china off the floor but you do probably run into some straight up freaks workin there. You can see what the escort girls are doing in their spare time. Ya never know what could come of it. And fuck it that money's great compared with the cost of livin here.

Grongle
05-12-2006, 04:20 PM
ha ha good Thread

num2son
05-12-2006, 04:26 PM
Like odb said, get that money not matter what get that money

I am seriously trying to imagine my self in your shoes...I couldnt take the job becuase i have to come home to my family...but for you if you are comfortable take the job.

num2son
05-12-2006, 04:27 PM
well i guess i could buy a hazmat suit and put it on when im goo cleaning...i have to tuesday to give an answer..........

Either that or sell drugs

TeknicelStylez
05-12-2006, 04:30 PM
to splooge or not to splooge that is the question

I voted go for it, get your man goo cleanin on

JASPER
05-12-2006, 04:34 PM
are you lookin for a serious job ? i say take it, BUT FIND ANOTHER ONE ASAP

now get up your lazy ass and go post them curriculum vitaes if you dont wanna clean that mess longer than you have toI don't think cum mopper would look inviting on your resume.

num2son
05-12-2006, 04:36 PM
I don't think cum mopper would look inviting on your resume.

:lmao: , who says he will be cleaning all the time, any way what type of a shop would let ppl mastutbate in their closets.

If u dont have a girlfriend and live alone take the job.

TeknicelStylez
05-12-2006, 04:40 PM
LOL imagine putting that on a job application

Dreamers Erotica and Sex Toys

List of Duties:

Mopping Jizz

JASPER
05-12-2006, 04:40 PM
If I were an employer, I think I would discard the resumes that have 'part time semen swabber' in the carrier experience list.

denaturat
05-12-2006, 04:41 PM
you may pick up some dirities at the shop, but when you go out to a club and tell women what you do for a living...

num2son
05-12-2006, 04:41 PM
If I were an employer, I think I would discard the resumes that have 'part time semen swabber' in the carrier experience list.

Or just put "Worked in Shop"

TeknicelStylez
05-12-2006, 04:44 PM
you may pick up some dirities at the shop, but when you go out to a club and tell women what you do for a living...

why would he...

"HI NICE TO MEET YOU, I'M GREG I CLEAN JIZZ!"

With 16$ an hour he's just gonna be throwing cash wads at them anyway

JASPER
05-12-2006, 04:47 PM
"Hmmmm interesting hmm yes, I see you have worked in a shop. What kind of shop and what was your function if I may ask?"

-mopping muckjuice in a.. shit shit I mean cashier at a book store. Yes a book store. Defenitely not a porn palace, nope sir, not me!

"Hmmm interesting"

Luther Large
05-12-2006, 04:51 PM
i'd take it just make sure you wear a chemical suit

num2son
05-12-2006, 04:52 PM
"Hmmmm interesting hmm yes, I see you have worked in a shop. What kind of shop and what was your function if I may ask?"

-mopping muckjuice in a.. shit shit I mean cashier at a book store. Yes a book store. Defenitely not a porn palace, nope sir, not me!

"Hmmm interesting"

LOL

baby jesus
05-12-2006, 04:53 PM
I've Been Offered A Job At A Porn Place But I Passed It's Not That Bad All I Think You Got To Do Is Just Like Spray That Shit And Throw Buckets Of Water In There It Sucks Sure, But You Get Alot Of Connect My Dads Friend Works In One And You Name It Pool, Auto, Landscapers, Tv Matnience All That Shit Free From The Connects. He Met A Guy Whos In Charge Of A Big Business He Gets Him And My Dad Free Yankee Tickets All The Time And Parking, Not Just Regular Season Games Playoff Ones Two. If You Feel Comfortable Washing The Rooms And The Akwardness Of Selling Some Guy Girls With Hairy Armpits Fuck Farm Animals 3 I Say Do It. Biggest Negative They Get Stuck Up A Lot. I Woudlnt Even Clean The Fuckin Place I Dont Think The Manager Comes In And Inspects If You Clean It.

urban_angel
05-12-2006, 04:54 PM
oh HELL NAAAAAAAAAH

TeknicelStylez
05-12-2006, 04:59 PM
ahahahahahaha

G-Gka-Genius
05-12-2006, 07:32 PM
I'd say take it. 16 dollars is pretty good.

Just look for a better job. Dont make this a career.

GENERAL WISE
05-12-2006, 07:33 PM
This is stupid, everyone knows that male pornstars have to do gay porn.....
DONT DO IT NUCCA

Jesus Christ
05-12-2006, 07:48 PM
i got offered a job to work in a porn shop in austin..the pay is great 16 bucks an hour...but there is one problem.......we have to clean the veiwing rooms(or yank ya dick room as i like to call em) man i really dont wanna clean splooge 10 hrs a night...but it is 16 bucks and i meet horny hot chicks...so what do you guys think i should do...take it or not???????

Well to answer your question, if your already considering mopping up jizz, then your probably already a butt pirate.

Think of all the hot guys you can meet, your passing up a great oppurtunity to privatley meet gay men browsing the ass poke section.

When your ready to come clean about your desire slurp up man juice, hit me up and i'll pimip your little he bitch ass out.

THE W
05-12-2006, 07:58 PM
if you're a christian, absolutely not!

if you're not, do you.

madmyk
05-12-2006, 08:13 PM
I can see it now.... You're mopping you slip and cum up gooey. TAKE IT !

num2son
05-12-2006, 08:15 PM
I think most men would not take the job.

THE W
05-12-2006, 09:15 PM
if you're a christian, absolutely not!

if you're not, do you.
scratch this, i just read the first post.

to hell with cleaning up man-gravy everyday. there's some jobs that just arent worth it.

TUCO
05-12-2006, 09:26 PM
Take It!

BRONZBODY
05-12-2006, 11:43 PM
Well to answer your question, if your already considering mopping up jizz, then your probably already a butt pirate.

Think of all the hot guys you can meet, your passing up a great oppurtunity to privatley meet gay men browsing the ass poke section.

When your ready to come clean about your desire slurp up man juice, hit me up and i'll pimip your little he bitch ass out.bitch please,i bet the only cherry u popped in ya lifetime is the one in your sig......was it good for ya bitch???????

Its Big Lu baby
05-13-2006, 03:15 AM
eh my opinon
=i duno im drunk
uhhhh
yea
go for it