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Jesus Christ
05-12-2006, 09:00 PM
I've been browsing through these threads, and there are a lot of "I'm falling in love with this girl and she keeps shitting on me what should I do?" type relationship threads.

so........

Ask me what anything about relationships, sex, how to get that chicken to pull her pannies down. Even if your in love, don't be afraid to ask, i'll help you get that signifgant other your deserve. If you want her to become more ambitious in the bedroom, shit like that.

I can't write my credentials here(to much) but feel free to test my pimp knowledge.

TeknicelStylez
05-12-2006, 09:02 PM
Iight I'ma test your pimp, cuz I motherfucker am a disciple of the unwritten pimp's bible...

What does every hoe in your stable pray for?

num2son
05-12-2006, 09:03 PM
Which hand is your pimp hand?

TeknicelStylez
05-12-2006, 09:04 PM
Whats a gorilla pimp?

Jesus Christ
05-12-2006, 09:07 PM
Iight I'ma test your pimp, cuz I motherfucker am a disciple of the unwritten pimp's bible...

What does every hoe in your stable pray for?

Bitches in my stable don't pray. There only allowed the religion I give them.

Jesus Christ
05-12-2006, 09:08 PM
Whats a gorilla pimp?

A gorrila pimp lives in the jungle, eats banannas, and is savage with his bitches.

Jesus Christ
05-12-2006, 09:09 PM
Which hand is your pimp hand?

The one I wipe my ass with.#(

Can I get some serious questions now?

TeknicelStylez
05-12-2006, 09:11 PM
well when you start answering the motherfuckers correctly,

so far you 0-2

You even familiar with the unwritten text mang? Cmon dook you a pimp for real?

Jesus Christ
05-12-2006, 09:15 PM
well when you start answering the motherfuckers correctly,

so far you 0-2

You even familiar with the unwritten text mang? Cmon dook you a pimp for real?

Unwritten text my ass, pimping is about mind control young dunny. Get your game up and come with some real questions not "oh i'm on the net 24-7, so I'm a real pimp!" bullshit.

TeknicelStylez
05-12-2006, 09:16 PM
yea iight dook, you don't even know what a fuckin gorilla pimp is

you probably just heard the word stable

and you definately don't know how to run one

I know niggaz that been doin this shit since 1950 sumtin fam, cmon yo

Jesus Christ
05-12-2006, 09:21 PM
yea iight dook, you don't even know what a fuckin gorilla pimp is

you probably just heard the word stable

and you definately don't know how to run one

I know niggaz that been doin this shit since 1950 sumtin fam, cmon yo

Your too caught up in vocabulary. A pimps vocabulary varies from place to place. This isn't a what's "gorrila pimp mean" thread. It's a how can I get my bitch to take it up the ass thread. Fake ass mother fucker.

What works for a pimp in the ghetto's of chicago, won't work for a pimp with 20 wives in Salt Lake city.

TeknicelStylez
05-12-2006, 09:23 PM
yea iight mang

I think you need to 'get your game up'

matter fact, holla at me when you wanna learn how to pimp

TeknicelStylez
05-12-2006, 09:23 PM
ahahahhahahaha sucka

INF
05-12-2006, 09:24 PM
Knew this would happen. Tuco, I SMH.

One.:king:

Jesus Christ
05-12-2006, 09:37 PM
Ok, it there aren't anymore haters like tek nickel styles, i'll continue on with the thread.

GENERAL WISE
05-12-2006, 09:40 PM
Fuck you you faggit ass nucca. I blasted jizz on your moms and you talking about yous a pimp. Ask your moms, yeah, i remember her fat cellulite ass. I was hipnotized by her flabby sound making every time i thrusted my fat dick in her ass hole. If your afraid to ask, Just hear here fart, YOU CAN't WHY BECAUSE I RIPPED HER ASS LIPS SO FAR APART THAT HER FARTS DONT MAKE SOUND NO MORE BITCH.

Jesus Christ
05-12-2006, 09:44 PM
Fuck you you faggit ass nucca. I blasted jizz on your moms and you talking about yous a pimp. Ask your moms, yeah, i remember her fat cellulite ass. I was hipnotized by her flabby sound making every time i thrusted my fat dick in her ass hole. If your afraid to ask, Just hear here fart, YOU CAN't WHY BECAUSE I RIPPED HER ASS LIPS SO FAR APART THAT HER FARTS DONT MAKE SOUND NO MORE BITCH.

That's cute short stack, do you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth.*;

GENERAL WISE
05-12-2006, 09:47 PM
You think me fucking your moms is cute, damn you is a pussy. Get at me fag whats your issue? Lacking testies bitch? huh

Jesus Christ
05-12-2006, 09:50 PM
You think me fucking your moms is cute, damn you is a pussy. Get at me fag whats your issue? Lacking testies bitch? huh

Ha ha, poor kid, did I hurt your feeling?:tease: Real hard sitting at home on your computer.

Ok i'm going out town for a few days, when I get back, try and have some serious questions. Keep it cordial.

TUCO
05-12-2006, 09:50 PM
Knew this would happen. Tuco, I SMH.

One.:king:

ayyy howd i get into this?? lmao

Prolifical ENG
05-12-2006, 09:53 PM
Sorry "Soldier", Ive seen better gimmick accounts on here.

GENERAL WISE
05-12-2006, 09:55 PM
Like Mine huh Prolific HUH PROLIFIC

YESSSSS!!!

INF
05-12-2006, 10:04 PM
ayyy howd i get into this?? lmao


You know damn well that your ass is Slippy.

TUCO
05-12-2006, 10:15 PM
wtf?
yo c'mon now....thas jus stupid to catergorize me amongst wucorp's finest

INF
05-12-2006, 10:40 PM
wtf?
yo c'mon now....thas jus stupid to catergorize me amongst wucorp's finest



See, just told on urself yo. Slippy just got here, an he ranks as the finest? Lol. everytime I see you post as slippy you get shit from ppl, so aint no way that he Wu's finest.

One.:king:

GENERAL WISE
05-12-2006, 10:44 PM
Yo slippy fuck that bitch Eric Cartman
How gay is it that this mofo acts like a fucking cartoon.
Grow the Fuck up Eric Cartman.

TUCO
05-12-2006, 10:44 PM
when i said "wucorp's finest" i meant the doppleganging loonies runnin' amock within the General Talk....em dudes keepin wucorp alive with em random threads but sumtimes yall be gettin outta handdddd lol...much love tho

and no...im still not Slippy

BRONZBODY
05-13-2006, 12:47 AM
im leaning more towards sicka being that slutty da gimp nigga

TeknicelStylez
05-13-2006, 12:52 AM
yeaaaaaaaaaa definately sicka, roflmao

fake ass pimp

Its Big Lu baby
05-13-2006, 04:02 AM
yo today man it was wack i was in the back of my boys whip and this bitch is jerkin my dick but... man im so disapointed in my self.... i couldnt geti t up cuz i was toooooooooo drunk like man fuck that shit im so pissed she wanted to fuck n i couldnt get hard...

why am i postin this? loloolololol
im drunk
1

Inspectah_Dirk
05-13-2006, 10:55 AM
I smack pimps. Not ho's. For real.
I got arrested once for kicking a pimp in his face. No joke.
But ur alright :yes:

And yes, i have a serious question, but it will take me about 20 mins. to type the whole thing. So i don't feel like it at this point.

TUCO
05-13-2006, 01:51 PM
yo today man it was wack i was in the back of my boys whip and this bitch is jerkin my dick but... man im so disapointed in my self.... i couldnt geti t up cuz i was toooooooooo drunk like man fuck that shit im so pissed she wanted to fuck n i couldnt get hard...

why am i postin this? loloolololol
im drunk
1

:nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono: :nonono:

Inspectah_Dirk
05-13-2006, 01:54 PM
That's the kinda shit you should tell no one about :D

Big Bad Man
05-13-2006, 03:09 PM
prolifical just told yous slippy is chargin soldier fuck sake...

TeknicelStylez
05-13-2006, 04:08 PM
this thread is corny

Right.
05-13-2006, 04:09 PM
Don't slip slippy.

Sicka than aidZ
05-13-2006, 04:18 PM
wtf?
yo c'mon now....thas jus stupid to catergorize me amongst wucorp's finest

rock that sig pimpin'... u didnt have me draw that shit for nothing did ya?

Jesus Christ
05-15-2006, 03:10 AM
This is not the, "let's guess what slippy pimps corny ass idendity is" thread. This the get your game up thread.

Now for the dude that couldn't get his penis erect in the backseat of his homey's ride. All I can say is lay off the bottle, because I know that girl got hit by some one that night, and it wasn't you homey. I suggest you try seek medical help from a profession, maybe you can get a prescription for viagra. Otherwise quit fucking with those ugly fat leftover bitches your homey don't want.

J-Cee
05-15-2006, 05:42 AM
Internet Pimpin Aint pimpin dogg'.Since when do whiteboys claimin to be pimps give advice to niggaz on an internet forum.
dam.

Professor Poopsnagle
05-15-2006, 07:29 AM
we need more asian ppl on the board. 5 million chinese and japanese ppl will kill this forum. make advertisements now!

Jesus Christ
05-15-2006, 10:46 AM
Internet Pimpin Aint pimpin dogg'.Since when do whiteboys claimin to be pimps give advice to niggaz on an internet forum.
dam.

The internet is a tool to reach out to many different kinds of people around the world.

I never claimed to be a pimp. I just have super mario game.

Oh yeah, the internet is good place for haters to converge, i'm never thought wu-corp would be a place for that.

Oh yeah i'm not white snowflake.

INF
05-15-2006, 11:23 AM
Say tho slip, wasnt you an Tek goin round an round bout how you think you a pimp and you was steady reppin that shit? Gotta check tha first page. I broke my own rule on this post, I always check my facts first. Memory should serve me more correct than a good dope man tho.

None.:spin:

TeknicelStylez
05-15-2006, 02:18 PM
The internet is a tool to reach out to many different kinds of people around the world.

I never claimed to be a pimp. I just have super mario game.

Oh yeah, the internet is good place for haters to converge, i'm never thought wu-corp would be a place for that.

Oh yeah i'm not white snowflake.

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW FLAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I scream that out everytime I see a white girl, they get mad and walk away all fast.

CherChezLaMarauder
05-15-2006, 02:31 PM
I dated a woman once and she turned lesbian after we broke up, now how's that for pimpin?

Big Risk
05-15-2006, 02:35 PM
Yo slippy the pimp is right though, fuck all this vocabulary shit, if you knew anything baout pimping, you would know its about MIND CONTROL, MIND CONTROL AND MIND CONTROL.

Jesus Christ
05-15-2006, 02:38 PM
Say tho slip, wasnt you an Tek goin round an round bout how you think you a pimp and you was steady reppin that shit? Gotta check tha first page. I broke my own rule on this post, I always check my facts first. Memory should serve me more correct than a good dope man tho.

None.:spin:

Still, all that shit is irrelvant, I never claimed to be a pink suit stereotypical pimp. This thread is about how to deal with relationships, and everything that comes with it, not how many bitches does slippy slap around on a day to day basis. Truth be told, I never had to slap a bitfch to get what I want. If you have girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one.

I'm the kind of guy your wife will take your hard earned cash, just to put gas in my ride. Considering what gas prices are, and I drive an SUV, it turns out to be a pretty penny. That's the shit i'm on, and you come home wonder why she's in a good mood today? That's b-cuz I fucked her on the pillow you sleep on, and you thoght that wet spot was from your own slobber!

Jesus Christ
05-15-2006, 02:55 PM
I dated a woman once and she turned lesbian after we broke up, now how's that for pimpin?

That's pimpin backwards homey, you need to run lesbians back to the allmighty cock sauce.

Most women are born lesbians, but some turn to lickalotpus lifestyle only after being in several bad reationships with men. I know a few lesbians and they all say that there's a stronger emotional connection between two women then with a man and woman.

The trick is build that strong emotional bond with her, show her that senstivitey you have, while still showing her your the man, attend to her needs first and then dick her raw, shell come back around. Some lesbians are just looking for a real man in the wrong places. Just make sure you make her reach multiple orgasms, the way only a man can and maybe someday she'll bring one of her ex-girlfriends into the bedroom.*;:Y

CherChezLaMarauder
05-15-2006, 02:59 PM
shuttup

nikos36
05-15-2006, 04:38 PM
Speak on it my nigga speak on it

Jesus Christ
05-17-2006, 08:58 PM
shuttup


If you have a problem with my answers you should cease in posting up relationships, I can't be responible for you lack of ability to please a woman.:'o

CherChezLaMarauder
05-17-2006, 09:10 PM
Save me Slippy! Save me!

INF
05-17-2006, 09:25 PM
Slipaaaaaaaay, I got this chick I used ta fucks with that wants me to returned some borrowed money. Its like a bill. What do I do? It's been a year and she still dont get it.

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
05-17-2006, 09:41 PM
when i said "wucorp's finest" i meant the doppleganging loonies runnin' amock within the General Talk....em dudes keepin wucorp alive with em random threads but sumtimes yall be gettin outta handdddd lol...much love tho

and no...im still not Slippy

I never can figure out if am actually some other poster pretending to be me traped in the spaces between are minds

Jesus Christ
05-17-2006, 11:41 PM
Slipaaaaaaaay, I got this chick I used ta fucks with that wants me to returned some borrowed money. Its like a bill. What do I do? It's been a year and she still dont get it.

I've never had this problem myself but...........

It's been a year, if she was gonna get someone after you she would have done it by now, if you don't want nothing to do with her tell her to fuck off. Just say Slippy told me tell you to fuck off you stink bitch.

It sounds like she just wants an exscuse to keep in contact with you. If you want my advice, fuck her again and borrow some more money, if she keeps loaning it out, keeping borrowing it. Let it build, she'll come to her senses when she can't make her car payment and your out riding.

BRONZBODY
05-17-2006, 11:44 PM
slippy yo son this crazy bitch i used to work with sent me an email talkin bout imma find u...i think its beacuse i made her swallow my dick juice...should i leave it alone or should i beat her ass?????

i wanna learn pimpin!!!

Jesus Christ
05-18-2006, 10:24 AM
slippy yo son this crazy bitch i used to work with sent me an email talkin bout imma find u...i think its beacuse i made her swallow my dick juice...should i leave it alone or should i beat her ass?????

i wanna learn pimpin!!!


what's the problem? she swallows dick juice, let her find you so she can swallow more dick juice. You say that like it's a bad thing.

BRONZBODY
05-18-2006, 12:04 PM
what's the problem? she swallows dick juice, let her find you so she can swallow more dick juice. You say that like it's a bad thing.yeah but the problem is..she keeps sending me them wierd ass e-mails and shit...like one to threel words.


i will find u
why bastard
i hate u

thats sum strange shit slippy....i wanna live to see 25 u know.......

Jesus Christ
05-18-2006, 02:11 PM
If you have e-mail adresses of her co-workers, parents, friends, family, techers, forward the message to all of them so they can see how unstable of a bitch she is. That should stop the harrasment.

If you don't have that kind of networking for her, then print out the messages and take them to the police, get her served a restraining order to her. If the restaining order doesn't keep her away, then you need to get yourself a big bull dike friend that beats bitches up.

The problems is she wants you to hit her so she can get you arrested on some domestic shit, she wants you to sit in county for a while and think about her and what you did and make you feel the same rage that she's brought onto herself.

INF
05-18-2006, 09:19 PM
And so begins tha era of slip knowledge.

Peace an respect.

One.:king:

Razorsharp
05-18-2006, 09:58 PM
lmao at this thread

crass
05-18-2006, 10:07 PM
step up to keep your rep up.

Razorsharp
05-19-2006, 04:26 AM
The Rep Grows Bigger *scratches* stay large... yada yada yada

Razorsharp
05-19-2006, 04:31 AM
ADDS TO THE POSTER ABOVE "ONE OF THE BEST YET"

y0o... slipster

i jus got outta a relationship, and it was like 2 years long... anyways... i mean i still love the girl, but its fading away, and she already seems to have moved on with some dude already and shit..its only been like 2 months... and the mutha fucka is lil bitch , and they all sprung offa each other... what would u do in this situation?

Jesus Christ
05-19-2006, 11:22 AM
ADDS TO THE POSTER ABOVE "ONE OF THE BEST YET"

y0o... slipster

i jus got outta a relationship, and it was like 2 years long... anyways... i mean i still love the girl, but its fading away, and she already seems to have moved on with some dude already and shit..its only been like 2 months... and the mutha fucka is lil bitch , and they all sprung offa each other... what would u do in this situation?


This soley depends on the the circumstances surrounding your break up with her, and how close you were.

If it were me in that situation, I would completeley ignore her. Shun her, if she calls hang up, tell your peeps to tell her you aint home. If you see her in public walk the other way. If you guys were really close, this'll piss her off and she'll have to talk to you to feel right about it. That's when you cave, re-spark the intimacey and fuck her, please her, and then send her back to her boyfriend. When she's with him she'll be thinking about you and she should come back. It's also important to note when you guys do talk don't talk about her boyfriend, don't even aknowledge his existance, if she brings him up change the subject, Get her to open up and play off her mood.

However-

There's a certain population of womens personaitly type that this could backfire. If she's more aggrissive personailty, she'll thinks she's some kind of player- and then she'll be fucking you and him, and she'll think she's some kind of princess. Also be careful, if you ignore her to much she'll start ignoring you and it'll push them closer together.

The worst thing you can do is write her a letter or poem, or send her flowers or jewelery. Then she knows she has you. She'll be showing all her friends and her boyfriend they'll be laughing at your expense.

But if you want some real advice- fuck her- move on. On the scale of life 2 years isn't shit, and if she can move on so quick then she ain't the one for you. There's plenty of women out there that'll connect with you on a level where this should never be an issue.

Razorsharp
05-19-2006, 12:49 PM
thanks for the advice duke...

Unforgiven
07-25-2006, 11:15 PM
This thread=classic

VernakuLa
07-26-2006, 12:54 AM
how u get a christian latina chick to put out

snapple
07-26-2006, 02:01 AM
how u get a christian latina chick to put out

the same way you get any chick to put out.

hmm, before i go away i can chill with a sexy underage girl(17), or i can chill with this SLAMMING blond chick who is fiening to chill with me, but she has a boyfriend, it's 1 or the other which would u pick

Edgar Erebus
07-26-2006, 09:57 AM
How to make my girlfriend to try 3ss, without risking that she becomes lez? I think this is your speceeality, Slippy

JASPER
07-26-2006, 10:08 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/k.a.y.l.e/Me/cab0b193.jpg

How do I make her cook my dinners and fix me sandwiches?

9th Warrior
07-26-2006, 11:09 AM
yo slippimp

im goin to this party fryday and i really wanna fuck this bitch, and shes seemin all interested last time i saw her, but then sometimes she dont, so how do i approach her and get it done without her being like ah u dirty perv namean lol wat the fuck i need the advize

Jesus Christ
07-27-2006, 11:21 AM
hey slippy what do u do when your at the mall and you see some fine young lady that gets your baby batter moving and u want to try and get the digits?

Stop being a pussy and talk to her. If she's looking at you call her over with your finger, be a pimp about it though don't be all waving and shit. When she says, I saw you looking at me, let her know- " I know you seen me looking at you, cuz you were looking at me" anyways........no matter how you play it just make sure she doesn't have no big essay boyfriend walking in the mall that's gonna whip your ass.

Remember- "open ended questions" are the keys to converstation.

Jesus Christ
07-27-2006, 11:26 AM
how u get a christian latina chick to put out

Make that bitch buy some Alize, and take you to the drive in. Works for me.

Jesus Christ
07-27-2006, 11:28 AM
the same way you get any chick to put out.

hmm, before i go away i can chill with a sexy underage girl(17), or i can chill with this SLAMMING blond chick who is fiening to chill with me, but she has a boyfriend, it's 1 or the other which would u pick

Sexy underage girls are easier to control.

MsRzaRecTaH
07-27-2006, 11:30 AM
I wanna be like you when I grow up!

Jesus Christ
07-27-2006, 11:33 AM
How to make my girlfriend to try 3ss, without risking that she becomes lez? I think this is your speceeality, Slippy

The important thing with this is you have to start on it in the beginning of the relationship. Let her know from the get go, your needs. If you need multiple women then you gotta let her know, if she ain't feeling it then you gotta let her go.

There's another way, but you have to be in a relation ship for a while. At some point sex will become boring and at this point you can introduce ideas into the bedroom. Most women will work with you but you gotta give something in return. This when you need to recondition your mind as pimp. Is a threesome worth the price of watching some big black dude hit your woman off? My suggestion is..........what goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Jesus Christ
07-27-2006, 11:35 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/k.a.y.l.e/Me/cab0b193.jpg

How do I make her cook my dinners and fix me sandwiches?

White girls.........just tell her. Shouldn't even be an issue. If she mouths off tell that bitch to pack her shit.

Jesus Christ
07-27-2006, 11:42 AM
yo slippimp

im goin to this party fryday and i really wanna fuck this bitch, and shes seemin all interested last time i saw her, but then sometimes she dont, so how do i approach her and get it done without her being like ah u dirty perv namean lol wat the fuck i need the advize

Well you ain't gonna be able to fuck her at this party. Chances are she's flirting with you and at least 2 other cats at the party. Just play it cool, see if you can get her to the parties, after party. Then go from their, if she's not feeling you she ain't gonna put out, my advice.........don't say anything perverted. But don't beat around the bush either, it's like this:

You'll never know if she's gonna give you some pussy unless you try.

Jesus Christ
07-27-2006, 11:44 AM
I wanna be like you when I grow up!

I wanna be inside you smacking ass, yanking hair and calling you a slut...........and I mean that in with upmost respect and passion I can muster.

MsRzaRecTaH
07-27-2006, 11:45 AM
Oh wow! Thank you
!!!

CHRONZ
07-27-2006, 12:22 PM
Yo Dr. Slippy
i hope you have alittle advice for me here,
i was at a party some time ago, at my friends place...
here's the thing, my best homie was outta town, and he's cusin was at the party,.. the so "called" friend told me he wanted to fuck her, and i told him "naw man, it's my homies CuZ, pay respect yo, we have both known him since we were 12 yo..", i went home, B/c i had little to much absintha to drink... next day he told me he had fucked her, and i found out it was true...
First of all, thats just disrespectfull against my best homie,
2nd of all, should i tell me homie what happend, or should i just go down to the shit, and beat him up for good ?

peace dawg.

CHRONZ
07-27-2006, 12:41 PM
since it's his Cuz, i consider it family bizz, but he's my best homie, and we consider each other as brothers,
i wouldnt mind beating him up, since i told him not to do that shit..
but then again, do i have the right to interfere when i know it's some dumbass shit..

Jesus Christ
07-27-2006, 02:49 PM
Yo Dr. Slippy
i hope you have alittle advice for me here,
i was at a party some time ago, at my friends place...
here's the thing, my best homie was outta town, and he's cusin was at the party,.. the so "called" friend told me he wanted to fuck her, and i told him "naw man, it's my homies CuZ, pay respect yo, we have both known him since we were 12 yo..", i went home, B/c i had little to much absintha to drink... next day he told me he had fucked her, and i found out it was true...
First of all, thats just disrespectfull against my best homie,
2nd of all, should i tell me homie what happend, or should i just go down to the shit, and beat him up for good ?

peace dawg.

Don't beat him up, that's some player hating shit. Pussy is meant to be fucked, and a female has a right to give it up to whomever she pleases.

Nobody needs to know your cousin is getting hit, it's none of your friends buisness, he's not her daddy. I know you guys are just looking out for her like brothers, but you gotta let her live her life.

If you feel this friend doesn't respect the boundries you set, then just don't be his homey anymore.

ShaDynasty
07-27-2006, 03:03 PM
yo all my friends little sisters wanna fuck me
i think its only a matter of time

9th Warrior
07-27-2006, 03:16 PM
Well you ain't gonna be able to fuck her at this party. Chances are she's flirting with you and at least 2 other cats at the party. Just play it cool, see if you can get her to the parties, after party. Then go from their, if she's not feeling you she ain't gonna put out, my advice.........don't say anything perverted. But don't beat around the bush either, it's like this:

You'll never know if she's gonna give you some pussy unless you try.

thanks slip, ill try that

snapple
07-27-2006, 03:52 PM
yea never tell your boy you're planning to get with someone, your own boy will cockblock you not even giving a fuck, the war for pussy is a crazy war mang...nobody gives a fuck, you just gotta do your own thing, if you want it go for it feel me, thats what love is man you desiring one chick and she desiring you back it's natural don't try to reason with it and ask your boy what the steps are and all of that, just approach her and do the damn thing

and i completely disagree, a party is an easy place to fuck/hook up with a girl

Jesus Christ
07-27-2006, 06:13 PM
yea never tell your boy you're planning to get with someone, your own boy will cockblock you not even giving a fuck, the war for pussy is a crazy war mang...nobody gives a fuck, you just gotta do your own thing, if you want it go for it feel me, thats what love is man you desiring one chick and she desiring you back it's natural don't try to reason with it and ask your boy what the steps are and all of that, just approach her and do the damn thing

and i completely disagree, a party is an easy place to fuck/hook up with a girl

Well see, that's why i'm a Pimp and your a Beverage.

The reason why a party is bad place to solicite a women for sex is because women usually come to parties with friends...............and Friends don't let friends fuck drunk.

If you get her to an after party, where alcohol is still flowing, maybe a hotel room or a homey's house, options for bedrooms, privacy and shit like that open up.

Let's say-You get her friends over, to yours or your friends house, getting crazy twisted, that's when you divide and conquor. Or if your fucking with some real players like myself and my homies, you'll get that tag team started, and when the sex starts gettin' heated..................SWITCH!

Jesus Christ
07-27-2006, 06:26 PM
yo all my friends little sisters wanna fuck me
i think its only a matter of time

before your arrested for statitory rape.

ShaDynasty
07-27-2006, 06:38 PM
^^^whos rapin?
their all dirty sluts

CHRONZ
07-27-2006, 06:44 PM
Don't beat him up, that's some player hating shit. Pussy is meant to be fucked, and a female has a right to give it up to whomever she pleases.

Nobody needs to know your cousin is getting hit, it's none of your friends buisness, he's not her daddy. I know you guys are just looking out for her like brothers, but you gotta let her live her life.

If you feel this friend doesn't respect the boundries you set, then just don't be his homey anymore.

aight thanks yo,
i'll see what ill do, though i really feel like fuckin him up, since he didnt respect me, or my best homies Cuzz, anyway, thanks for the advice ,..

peace

snapple
07-28-2006, 02:02 AM
Well see, that's why i'm a Pimp and your a Beverage.

The reason why a party is bad place to solicite a women for sex is because women usually come to parties with friends...............and Friends don't let friends fuck drunk.

If you get her to an after party, where alcohol is still flowing, maybe a hotel room or a homey's house, options for bedrooms, privacy and shit like that open up.

Let's say-You get her friends over, to yours or your friends house, getting crazy twisted, that's when you divide and conquor. Or if your fucking with some real players like myself and my homies, you'll get that tag team started, and when the sex starts gettin' heated..................SWITCH!

yea thats how i party....someones crib getting fucked up with ladies over...yea out in public is an entire different story, no need to bug.

JASPER
07-28-2006, 08:39 AM
White girls.........just tell her. Shouldn't even be an issue. If she mouths off tell that bitch to pack her shit.Can't believe it gon that easy... she even brings me breakfast in bed and fixes my morning wood. Aweso!

vahacris
07-28-2006, 09:40 AM
got some girl problems??
one hot advice form your man vahacris aka 'big pimpin'.....

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/vahacris/smokeysays.jpg

;]

and btw.....
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/vahacris/Thread-Gay-1950s.jpg

Ultimate Fist
07-29-2006, 11:24 PM
Ah Dogg I Need Mad Game Help! How I Go After Chicks Man I Got Yellow Teeth From This Medication I Take! Whitening Shit Don't Do Nothing!

Razorsharp
08-14-2006, 11:23 PM
y0o FAM....

how would i jus approach someone at school... like not even in my class... im mad shy at this shit... like im good if we somewhat have class and shit... but for instance... some chick sittin on the bench, loungin by herself... give me a slippy approach... peace duke

Jesus Christ
09-01-2006, 05:21 PM
Ah Dogg I Need Mad Game Help! How I Go After Chicks Man I Got Yellow Teeth From This Medication I Take! Whitening Shit Don't Do Nothing!

If I was you I'd knock out all my own teeth and buy dentures. Start their. Then when you get a chick, suprise the fuck out of her by gumming her clitorous.

Either that, or just don't smile.

IrOnMaN
09-01-2006, 05:22 PM
Drugs

Jesus Christ
09-01-2006, 05:23 PM
yo slippy my ex got her boyfriend and his friends to jump me and i banged with them u could say i lost but i took the shit like a man anyway this bitch is still disrespecting my pimp and keeps trying to get mother fuckers to jump me and calling my phone and not saying nothing and shit got any advice?

Pack a gun.

Jesus Christ
09-01-2006, 06:06 PM
y0o FAM....

how would i jus approach someone at school... like not even in my class... im mad shy at this shit... like im good if we somewhat have class and shit... but for instance... some chick sittin on the bench, loungin by herself... give me a slippy approach... peace duke

The slippy approach would be to walk over and talk to her, invite her out for dinner and dick......if your to shy and you need a reason to approach her, think of somthing like this........

Take a piece of loose leaf over to her with "The Razor Sharp One for Class President" written on the top. Tell her to sign your petition, make up some bullshit on how your gonna change shit, like putting a tampon dispenser in the ladies room.......wait hold up bad advice......tell her your trying to get the lunch hour expanded by 10 minutes buy cutting study hall short. Anyways the trick is to get her name and spark a conversation. Get her to talk about something....if you say your gonna be class president ask her if there something that needs to changed, but the trick is to throw some charm in their. If you can nail that then you'll be tapping that in 2 weeks or less.

Try this one instead.

If you know her name already walk over to her and say this.........

"Hey your Shaqwanda right? I have a friend that has a really big crush on you but he's to shy to talk to you. He was wondering if he could have your phone number to call you......" If she ask's who is name is tell her he wishes to remain anonymous. At this point she'll most likley tell you to tell your friend to quit being a pussy(not in those words). But this takes the heat off of you for the time being and you can make up nice shit to say about her and say it's all your friends words.

If she bites, you just scored a phone number, now all you have to do is work on a game plan when you call her. Tell her your friend siad this, and your friend siad that. If she get's excited about who this mysterious guy is saying all these nice things, you can lay it heavy on her, that your really the friend. Or better yet, tell your mysterious friend is such an asshole for making you do this because he just hooked up with someone else.....but now you know her on a basis where you can get her going.


Anyways.........why go through all this trouble? It gives you an exscuse to find out where shorties heads at without making it seem like your trying to hook up. Expose her weakness then penetrate it...her.

Jesus Christ
09-01-2006, 06:09 PM
got some girl problems??
one hot advice form your man vahacris aka 'big pimpin'.....

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/vahacris/smokeysays.jpg

;]

and btw.....
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f19/vahacris/Thread-Gay-1950s.jpg

Actually this thread is for people that might need a little extra help to get pussy. If you want to learn how to hook up with men......I think jasper's got a thread like that.

Jesus Christ
09-01-2006, 06:29 PM
yo slippy my ex got her boyfriend and his friends to jump me and i banged with them u could say i lost but i took the shit like a man anyway this bitch is still disrespecting my pimp and keeps trying to get mother fuckers to jump me and calling my phone and not saying nothing and shit got any advice?

Pack a gun.

Ok, so maybe a gun isn't an option, there's one thing I did before, i'm not sure if I siad this in this thread yet but...........


You need to be friends with one big bitch. Preferably a strong bull-dike bitch but a big fat bitch will suffice as well. This bitch needs to be down for you like your homies. Take the time to solidfy a relationship with this big bitch so she'll watch your back. Send her over to your ex's house to call your ex out and fuck her up. Your ex will call down her lackey's once you bring the fight to her doorstep. She'll be scared. Trust me, this shit works. I keep it friendly with big bitches.

L~>1<~NKS
09-01-2006, 11:15 PM
My Pimp Handz My Back Hand And That Skeezah Lalern Knowz This!

Tought Her How 2 Drop Those Excuses And Pick Up A Purpose.....





















....copyright Deaf Jam 2006 (clue)

TeknicelStylez
09-02-2006, 12:26 AM
Slippy, my girlfriend won't stop smoking my crack, what should I do...?

snapple
09-02-2006, 01:14 AM
Ok, so maybe a gun isn't an option, there's one thing I did before, i'm not sure if I siad this in this thread yet but...........


You need to be friends with one big bitch. Preferably a strong bull-dike bitch but a big fat bitch will suffice as well. This bitch needs to be down for you like your homies. Take the time to solidfy a relationship with this big bitch so she'll watch your back. Send her over to your ex's house to call your ex out and fuck her up. Your ex will call down her lackey's once you bring the fight to her doorstep. She'll be scared. Trust me, this shit works. I keep it friendly with big bitches.

thats pimp status right there, if you have chicks that will scrap other chicks for you you're doin something right. respect

TeknicelStylez
09-02-2006, 02:23 PM
thats pimp status right there, if you have chicks that will scrap other chicks for you you're doin something right. respect

hahahaha I did that shit before, I had this big ass fuckin puerto rican girl propped out in blood garbs fuck up these 2 girls and rob em for me, than when the cops came she was trying to fuck them up too

snapple
09-02-2006, 05:06 PM
^^ haha i was clubbin 1 time with my boy and this chick was rubbin all up on him and shit, wasn't even dancing it was like she was having drysex with him on the floor and he odviously wasnt feelin it cause she looked/acted like a skankey hoe and was clowning her, i wasnt far from him on the floor but i was scoping cause it was odvious they were beefing, only people on the floor not dancing. well they start screaming, i say peace and stop dancing run over, im tryin to calm her down but shes screaming and cursing at me, i just back up, the bitch then takes some1 elses drink and throw it on my boy....BIG mistake....takes out his sidekick, within 20 minutes his cousins come, they grab the girl and take her into the bathroom where they beat the living shit out of her, the cops got called and when sqauly come I pete, so i dont know what happend after that, but my boy says everythign was straight, but damn i wish i had some girls that i could hit up who would ride for me like that. but then again i dont beef with women so i dont really need it haha, too bad too cause the girl i was dancing with could actually dance and was real cute :ouch:

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
09-03-2006, 07:53 AM
hahahaha I did that shit before, I had this big ass fuckin puerto rican girl propped out in blood garbs fuck up these 2 girls and rob em for me, than when the cops came she was trying to fuck them up too

U r a tru pimp :clap: ..U must start own Pimp thread to teach some tricks to the newbies 9:|6