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Its Big Lu baby
05-14-2006, 09:49 PM
what if you woke up one morning, rolled over, and saw the person who posted on top of you naked in your bed, what would you do?

lets get real homo guys

madmyk
05-14-2006, 09:51 PM
Drink more of that captain morgan and close my eyes!

num2son
05-14-2006, 09:57 PM
Give me rep instead of nuts

Its Big Lu baby
05-14-2006, 09:58 PM
post pictures from the night before on wucorp

TeknicelStylez
05-14-2006, 10:26 PM
I would definately have to kill you so nobody found out

Frontal Lobotomy
05-14-2006, 10:32 PM
I'd pass the blunt, haha

Its Big Lu baby
05-14-2006, 10:56 PM
invite jasper to join us

MsRzaRecTaH
05-14-2006, 11:21 PM
yall crazy!

crass
05-14-2006, 11:21 PM
score

num2son
05-14-2006, 11:22 PM
^^^Lucky...lol..suprised mzarecta posted.

Sicka than aidZ
05-14-2006, 11:23 PM
hehe, prolly get it with her^^ again before breakfast

MsRzaRecTaH
05-14-2006, 11:24 PM
U know Im gonna read these crazy ass threads... some people be coming up with the craziest things
!

Sicka than aidZ
05-14-2006, 11:24 PM
bingo!!

MsRzaRecTaH
05-14-2006, 11:26 PM
Hi Hand!! u better edit ur post

Sicka than aidZ
05-14-2006, 11:28 PM
oh shit, why edit when i have u?

num2son
05-14-2006, 11:30 PM
oh shit, why edit when i have u?

LMAO

num2son
05-14-2006, 11:31 PM
I do myself

MsRzaRecTaH
05-14-2006, 11:45 PM
oh shit, why edit when i have u?
chea chea chea!!:thumbup:

Its Big Lu baby
05-14-2006, 11:53 PM
^ sex and wu-tang

Its Big Lu baby
05-16-2006, 03:45 PM
everyones homophobic...
come in this thread and post some gay shit
lol

Inspectah_Dirk
05-16-2006, 04:00 PM
I'm so not-gay that i can't even think of something.

stak84
05-16-2006, 04:01 PM
buttfuck him to death while carressing him ever so gently

(good thread by the way (yes homo))

Inspectah_Dirk
05-16-2006, 04:05 PM
Cum in his mouth after a wild "can't get any gayer than this" blowjob. Then make the sweety some coffee.


Oh my, would u look at that, i CAN think of something.


Still: NO HOMO

Its Big Lu baby
05-16-2006, 04:08 PM
....
...
...cuddle

Strange Fruit
05-16-2006, 04:08 PM
Cum in his mouth after a wild "can't get any gayer than this" blowjob. Then make the sweety some coffee.


Oh my, would u look at that, i CAN think of something.


Still: NO HOMO
*open eyes*

*look left*

*rub eyes*


*see Dirk*


















































AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!







j/p.

Its Big Lu baby
05-16-2006, 04:09 PM
buttfuck him to death while carressing him ever so gently

(good thread by the way (yes homo))
"yes homo" lmao
see everyone has a lil gay in them i believed in u inspecta


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to stak84 again.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-16-2006, 04:10 PM
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHH!










That better stands for an instant orgasm girl! *(:)

stak84
05-16-2006, 04:18 PM
complain that his sack of potato like nutsack is taking
up all the covers

Inspectah_Dirk
05-16-2006, 04:22 PM
Drag his hairy ass in the shower, and give the boy a proper shave.

:\

Queen Of Poetry
05-16-2006, 04:26 PM
Roll a blunt and get lifted!

Its Big Lu baby
05-16-2006, 04:30 PM
look under the bed for the captain and get drunk as fuck
u can wake n bake
i can get up n chug

stak84
05-16-2006, 04:30 PM
fROM BEHIND!

cap
05-16-2006, 04:32 PM
be the envy of the whole fucking corp!!
edit: this was actually meant for qop,y'all post too damn fast!!

Inspectah_Dirk
05-16-2006, 04:32 PM
Try to penetrate the front end.

Queen Of Poetry
05-16-2006, 04:34 PM
Tell him to rub my feet

Inspectah_Dirk
05-16-2006, 04:35 PM
Tell him to rub my feet

And i'll prob. kiss them while i'm at it :yes:

Inspectah_Dirk
05-16-2006, 04:38 PM
^ omfg...........wheres your dignity?
some1 is pussy whipped on the net
http://www.tnavbondage.com/imgvid/GabriellaMV16p.jpg

I WAS JOKING!

psjh, pussy whipped..

I'll whip ur pussy :yes:

Queen Of Poetry
05-16-2006, 04:38 PM
LOL.......Dirk is a hot mess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Queen Of Poetry
05-16-2006, 04:41 PM
Damn.......now this thread needs a warning to not have small children around when viewing.............

Inspectah_Dirk
05-16-2006, 04:41 PM
Then i'll whip u in ur face with ur own dick :yes:

Haha, nah man, juz playing. And btw, over the net we are all hung like a horse ;)

Queen Of Poetry
05-16-2006, 04:42 PM
Then i'll whip u in ur face with ur own dick :yes:

Haha, nah man, juz playing. And btw, over the net we are all hung like a horse ;)

LOL.....truth cause in "real life"............doesn't exist............

Its Big Lu baby
05-16-2006, 04:43 PM
sorry, u must have your facts wrong Dirk, I'm hung like a horse
http://www.fetishlinks.com/free/giant-cock/09-giant-cock-072.jpg
not only are u hung like horse... but u have a red rash on ur dick... shit must burn son... im sorry

Inspectah_Dirk
05-16-2006, 04:44 PM
^^ :lmao:

Its Big Lu baby
05-16-2006, 05:03 PM
if u were laying next to me naked id wear a condom u dirty ass mofucka

Its Big Lu baby
05-16-2006, 10:55 PM
im bumpin this shit
WHUT!

stak84
05-16-2006, 11:14 PM
sorry, u must have your facts wrong Dirk, I'm hung like a horse
http://www.fetishlinks.com/free/giant-cock/09-giant-cock-072.jpg

LMAO @ DANGEROUS DONGS BWAHAHHAHHAHAHH!

Its Big Lu baby
05-16-2006, 11:49 PM
id give stak MY dangerous dong in the mornin

maestro wooz
05-17-2006, 02:54 AM
id cook him johnny cakes

Its Big Lu baby
05-17-2006, 05:08 AM
ill fuckin sow your asshole closed... and keep feedin you and feedin you and feedin you.......
yo roll the dice yo roll the dice...
from the slums of shaolin...
ok i got carried away
but the first part
peace

Queen Of Poetry
05-17-2006, 08:38 AM
Turn on Oprah (she's more interesting).................

Jesus Christ
05-17-2006, 11:30 AM
If I woke up next to the queen, I'd roll over and hand her the new sausage, biscuit sandwhich.http://mud.mm-a1.yimg.com/image/86034627

Queen Of Poetry
05-17-2006, 11:47 AM
LOL..........if I woke up in bed with u..........I'd smack ur ass and who's is it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeru
05-17-2006, 11:52 AM
I'd prolly hit it again and again and again...

Queen Of Poetry
05-17-2006, 11:59 AM
I'd prolly hit it again and again and again...


I can't believe u said that...............8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

urban_angel
05-17-2006, 12:03 PM
soo...I'm in bed wit who now!?

Fayth
05-17-2006, 12:07 PM
HELLOO!!!!

Hi my name is Fayth, I like flowers and running through the forest

Arent you going to marry num2son?

Prince Shafala
05-17-2006, 12:09 PM
fade my hair, make me breakfast then BE GONE!!!! playin urban

urban_angel
05-17-2006, 12:10 PM
ah yeas! heehe, so I guess he is the one I would be in bed with hey? wow...I'm a lucky girl :)

Grongle
05-17-2006, 12:11 PM
take a pic of her naked n then kick her out ! :b

urban_angel
05-17-2006, 12:19 PM
no need to kick anyone out tha bed! and truss, it wouldnt be my fine ass kicked out the bed ;)

num2son
05-17-2006, 12:25 PM
^^AAAh, we meet again

urban_angel
05-17-2006, 12:29 PM
yea we do :) arent u happy??

Luther Large
05-17-2006, 12:31 PM
^^^^me

urban_angel
05-17-2006, 12:34 PM
yeaaa.........alot of ppl do Legato sweetie ;)

Jesus Christ
05-17-2006, 12:38 PM
fuck nevermind

num2son
05-17-2006, 12:39 PM
yea we do :) arent u happy??

Happy as happy can be....:f

num2son
05-17-2006, 12:39 PM
With all of this naked ppl in the bed, i hope all of yall are clean with clean sheets.

urban_angel
05-17-2006, 12:41 PM
cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea!!!

merci for the rose ;)

Inspectah_Dirk
05-17-2006, 12:42 PM
Kiss her all over. Have some lovely sex, and then make some breakfast.

urban_angel
05-17-2006, 12:45 PM
maaaaaaaaaan, I love a guy who knows how to pleasure a lady :) wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!

Jeru
05-17-2006, 12:53 PM
I'd make her beg for more :)

Queen Of Poetry
05-17-2006, 01:05 PM
Make him "do" Batman for me.............

Inspectah_Dirk
05-17-2006, 01:05 PM
Just let her stay in bad. She's pregnant :p

Jeru
05-17-2006, 01:06 PM
Eat Cheese with him

maestro wooz
05-17-2006, 01:07 PM
have him jerk me off with the nintendo power glove

crass
05-17-2006, 01:07 PM
put a plastic bag over his head and put on my hiking boots.

Jeru
05-17-2006, 01:08 PM
Make him eat his cum by putting a straw in the tip of his dick @ wooz

Queen Of Poetry
05-17-2006, 01:08 PM
AAAWWWWWWWW.................



Tell him the baby is his and ask where my check is...............

OOPPPSSSSS.............this is for Dirk.........

Jeru
05-17-2006, 01:09 PM
Make her put on a Batwoman costume and then have her take it off

Inspectah_Dirk
05-17-2006, 01:09 PM
Take pictures of us naked and send them to his family.

maestro wooz
05-17-2006, 04:08 PM
have him jerk me off with the nintendo power glove

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
05-17-2006, 05:16 PM
^^ lmao

Its Big Lu baby
05-18-2006, 03:08 AM
have him jerk me off with the nintendo power glove
lmao
good thing u said it twice it was hilarious

Sicka than aidZ
05-18-2006, 03:12 AM
id bust a cap in his ass if he was in bed with me. fuck, i beat that one fucker in my apartment up pretty good

Its Big Lu baby
05-18-2006, 03:14 AM
id touch him
;-)

Sicka than aidZ
05-18-2006, 03:15 AM
get your wig split muthafuckahttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/jameztwo/death.gif

Its Big Lu baby
05-18-2006, 03:17 AM
lol nigga stop actin homophobic
u love homo jokes
ur the one that started that thread somethin like "if u were gay who on wucorp would u fuck" or somethin lol

Sicka than aidZ
05-18-2006, 03:19 AM
lol nigga stop actin homophobic
u love homo jokes
ur the one that started that thread somethin like "if u were gay who on wucorp would u fuck" or somethin lol

naw man, that wasnt me

Sicka than aidZ
05-18-2006, 03:20 AM
oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh,Eye remBr

Its Big Lu baby
05-18-2006, 03:20 AM
oh yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh,Eye remBr
haha
yea nigga

Sicka than aidZ
05-18-2006, 03:21 AM
that thread was homo huh, fuck it, down in flames

Its Big Lu baby
05-18-2006, 03:23 AM
lmao yea nigga
but who cares i can fuck around and act like a homo cuz i know the only thing i fuck is pussy. i aint no homophobic nigga.

Bloo
05-18-2006, 05:33 AM
Oh damn, I don't know what I do. Spend a couple hours in the shower maybe.

not sayin you ugly or nothin L... but, you know... :r

JASPER
05-18-2006, 07:32 AM
have him jerk me off with the nintendo power gloveHahaha. You son of a bitch

CherChezLaMarauder
05-18-2006, 08:14 AM
You all will be nominated for the Wu Corp's Fudgepacker Award

JASPER
05-18-2006, 08:17 AM
I have a feeling I'm going to win it.

CherChezLaMarauder
05-18-2006, 08:23 AM
with flying colors

JASPER
05-18-2006, 08:34 AM
Deal!

Just to cement my position as Corpse Gaylord, I'll fellate a couple of a sailors on shoreleave while bumping Fishscale. Crown me.

CherChezLaMarauder
05-18-2006, 08:37 AM
be sure youre crossed dressed, you're a much better looking woman.

JASPER
05-18-2006, 08:41 AM
I'm more cross dressed than the pope. HOHOHO!

No, I'm not that kind of girl.

maestro wooz
05-18-2006, 12:38 PM
Hahaha. You son of a bitch

I'm not a biter I'm a writer for myself and others
I say a BAXTER verse, I'm only biggin up my brother
Biggin up my WEBSITE, I'm big enough to do it
I'm that thorough, plus I know my own FONT is foolish

JASPER
05-18-2006, 12:52 PM
That's gay, but I thought you were biting me.

maestro wooz
05-18-2006, 03:31 PM
biting what? you havent had a funny joke since gubis had shark teeth, 15 years

stak84
05-18-2006, 03:36 PM
caress the hair on his nipples while making wheat grass smoothies (no homo)

Its Big Lu baby
05-18-2006, 03:38 PM
:looking:
fuck him in the ass
(no homo)

JASPER
05-18-2006, 05:01 PM
biting what? you havent had a funny joke since gubis had shark teeth, 15 yearsI made the power glove joke. Fuck it. Filthy jew.

num2son
05-18-2006, 05:17 PM
Tell him to put back on his wig and make up.

Fayth
05-18-2006, 05:20 PM
Tell him to give me my pillow back!!

Fayth
05-18-2006, 05:21 PM
^^ get on with my work cos i wake up with myself everyday :)