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Sicka than aidZ
05-17-2006, 02:38 AM
lighter, cigarettes, wallet, and a mountain dew cap and its a winner. a knife and a bottle of benadryl

maestro wooz
05-17-2006, 02:44 AM
two lighters

Its Big Lu baby
05-17-2006, 02:48 AM
new ports
5 bills in wallet and liscence and 50 pesos and a foto of my madre... ect.
cell phone
car keyes
switch blade

Jesus Christ
05-17-2006, 02:53 AM
7 rubbers, some dice, and an iPod shuffle I jacked from your little sister

Murdah Piff
05-17-2006, 02:58 AM
gotta reup fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2664/picture11pi.jpg

Oztradamus
05-17-2006, 03:01 AM
*Not wearing any pants*

Its Big Lu baby
05-17-2006, 03:10 AM
*Not wearing any pants*
oooooo
:t call me!

Oztradamus
05-17-2006, 03:11 AM
oooooo
:t call me!

:no:

Sicka than aidZ
05-17-2006, 03:11 AM
watch,piffs gonna post a fuckin boulder, lmao, yeah, go reup buddy

Sicka than aidZ
05-17-2006, 03:12 AM
:no:

need some tissue's homie,? somebody gotta have some tissues in there gear.

Razorsharp
05-17-2006, 04:10 AM
coins, keys, wallet, chapstick, eye drops, notes

ilzPotent
05-17-2006, 04:45 AM
some pocket lint and cookie crumbs.

hazidus hitman
05-17-2006, 04:49 AM
cell, keys, wallet, ciggys, foily and a lighter...

ilzPotent
05-17-2006, 04:55 AM
eeesh - you people have some big ass pockets.

Its Big Lu baby
05-17-2006, 04:56 AM
ilzpotent has BULLSHIT in her pockets thats what she has

WU-KILLAH
05-17-2006, 05:01 AM
pack of cigs, zippo, car keys, cell phone, wallet, coins.

ilzPotent
05-17-2006, 05:07 AM
ilzpotent has BULLSHIT in her pockets thats what she has


LMAO - At least I don't post it. :loser:

Its Big Lu baby
05-17-2006, 05:09 AM
LMAO - At least I don't post it. :loser:
hahaha
sure you do
im suprised this thread doesnt have a "BULLSHIT" pic somewhere lol

ilzPotent
05-17-2006, 05:14 AM
no jibberish here.

im surprise you can spell today.

Kong
05-17-2006, 05:40 AM
my pockets are empty.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-17-2006, 06:17 AM
Pack of Marlboro, 2 lighters, all my keys, SE K750i (cell), wallet, pack of gum, some papers

That's about it.

JASPER
05-17-2006, 06:35 AM
€150, Samsung D500, sparechange, keys, dust and sand.

ilzPotent
05-17-2006, 06:37 AM
well jasper send me €150 (I have paypal) and perhaps I can help you get rid of the dust and sand.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-17-2006, 06:38 AM
Stop hustling on the net.

JASPER
05-17-2006, 06:43 AM
I need the money for hookers. But I'm willing to give you the money, Ilz. But you'll need to help me get rid of these blue balls. Are you down?

venex
05-17-2006, 06:43 AM
^^^LOL

my keys, lighter, cell phone, wallet, and a pack of "belgam 20" wit blue rizla papers....

TeknicelStylez
05-17-2006, 06:46 AM
Bamboos, Half a Blunt, a condom, my keys, about 20 pennies, my wallet, a sock full of rocks and a box cutter

Inspectah_Dirk
05-17-2006, 06:48 AM
Sock full of rocks? To beat motherfuckers with?

JASPER
05-17-2006, 06:52 AM
Rocks.. rocks.

ilzPotent
05-17-2006, 06:55 AM
I need the money for hookers. But I'm willing to give you the money, Ilz. But you'll need to help me get rid of these blue balls. Are you down?

hmmm, I think I can help you get rid of these blue balls. I just have to sharpen my tools.

Im supposin you'd prefer one swift motion as oppose to a saw like action.

TeknicelStylez
05-17-2006, 07:05 AM
Roflm... wait ow...

chill wit dat!!

JASPER
05-17-2006, 07:06 AM
If you're suggesting to cut my testicals off, I request you do it while wearing a tight bondage catsuit and frantically whip me with lash and make me lick your black leather stilettos.

002
05-17-2006, 07:08 AM
cell, 2$, home keys, ID, a piece of paper

CherChezLaMarauder
05-17-2006, 07:24 AM
dirt ass weed =/ half O dying to get rid of it this crap

ilzPotent
05-17-2006, 07:33 AM
If you're suggesting to cut my testicals off, I request you do it while wearing a tight bondage catsuit and frantically whip me with lash and make me lick your black leather stilettos.

latex suit, no prob. interesting request, I think I can do it.

JASPER
05-17-2006, 07:38 AM
I'll leave the money on your nightstand when I regain conscienceness.

ilzPotent
05-17-2006, 07:49 AM
kewl - except my chamber doesn't have a nightstand.

JASPER
05-17-2006, 08:04 AM
Well, then what am I supposed to do? I can't just throw it on the ground. What if you'd try to pick it up and slipped over one of my balls, that wouldn't be a pretty sight I can tell you now.

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
05-17-2006, 08:06 AM
2 euros
Ipod shuffle
Condoms
Keys

ilzPotent
05-17-2006, 08:08 AM
Well, then what am I supposed to do? I can't just throw it on the ground. What if you'd try to pick it up and slipped over one of my balls, that wouldn't be a pretty sight I can tell you now.

I guess it wouldn't.


STUFF IT IN MY BOOT YOU WORTHLESS MAN BEAST!!


sorry I was practicing.

hectis
05-17-2006, 08:11 AM
Money. Keys, Id, Cell, Weed, Lighter. Ducths

Ya_Bane
05-17-2006, 08:31 AM
just my snus
http://www.swedishmatch.se/Images/140x180/SnusHistory.jpg

JASPER
05-17-2006, 08:51 AM
All this talk about cutting my balls and such is making me feel nauscious

CherChezLaMarauder
05-17-2006, 08:57 AM
i like my balls, instead of dismembering them you can squeeze them to death

cap
05-17-2006, 09:33 AM
cell phone
keys
wallet
knife

Fayth
05-17-2006, 09:42 AM
My mobile phone, my keys and my wallet

Jesus Christ
05-17-2006, 10:24 AM
Today I have 4 condoms, a bag of chronic shake, 2 vicodens, matches from the strip club, and a hard pack of Marlbroro menthols.

In the my back pocket I got an old issure of Cheri rolled up, pages sticky free.

in my cargo pockets I got pack of black and milds, some bidis, keys to my hooptie, keys to my bitches hooptie, keys to my other bitches hooptie, and some house keys.

It soudns like santa clause is coming to to town when I walk.

TeknicelStylez
05-17-2006, 03:00 PM
some bidis

Nigga took it back to 1996 on us

INF
05-17-2006, 03:01 PM
Cell phone and a lighter an cigs and my wallet.

Fayth
05-17-2006, 03:02 PM
pocket rockets

ØDESSA
05-17-2006, 04:34 PM
Nothing niente nada.

CherChezLaMarauder
05-17-2006, 05:00 PM
right now i don't know if there's a Wu CD in my pocket or I'm just happy to see Ms. Potent

Sicka than aidZ
05-17-2006, 06:41 PM
well jasper send me €150 (I have paypal) and perhaps I can help you get rid of the dust and sand.

hahahahaha, cobwebs or what?

Sicka than aidZ
05-17-2006, 06:43 PM
Nothing niente nada.

shut the fuck up goddess, we know got a hand held PC in your pussy. no one can post all day looooooooooooong and sit in one place. crazzy bitch

Luther Large
05-17-2006, 06:45 PM
what's in your pockets?


my balls...........

JASPER
05-17-2006, 06:48 PM
€100 and a knife.

stak84
05-17-2006, 06:51 PM
an ethiopian boy and some ketchup packets

Sicka than aidZ
05-17-2006, 06:53 PM
knife, cigarettes,, a lighter, benadryl, some cotton, no i dont shoot drugs, must be from the bottle of benadryl an 50 cents, hahaha, i make my paper, i grind all the time for what i got.

MaShPG
05-17-2006, 06:57 PM
phone
a dime (no, not jasper's mum)
a panera bread receipt (GANGSTA!)
30gb Video iPod
duct tape wallet

Luther Large
05-17-2006, 07:03 PM
My portable ryhme book for when i aint at home and that's it nothin else

INF
05-17-2006, 07:44 PM
Nothing niente nada.


duh, bots dont wear pants.

Real Bitch
05-17-2006, 09:36 PM
No pockets.

ØDESSA
05-18-2006, 01:03 AM
I'm not a bot if I was 1 then I would be 24/7 online.

ØDESSA
05-18-2006, 01:05 AM
Because Robots don't need sleep.

ØDESSA
05-18-2006, 01:08 AM
Pants I wear dresses and (short)skirts in the summer sometimes.

Sicka than aidZ
05-18-2006, 01:12 AM
lkj;

ØDESSA
05-18-2006, 01:15 AM
Si I'm a real woman.

smo
05-18-2006, 04:08 AM
v u eva seen da yellow submarine movie? so, deres' a hole in my pocket...

peace)

Bloo
05-18-2006, 04:28 AM
I'ma keep it REAL!

Left = PSP
Right = DS
Cell Phone Poc = PSP/DS games
Back Right = Wallet
Back Left = Car Keys

I'm Ganksta like a mug!

Skellington
05-18-2006, 05:41 AM
-Lighter
-Cellphone
-Keys (home, work)
-Bus ticket
-Wallet

Frontal Lobotomy
05-18-2006, 05:59 AM
wallet, keys, lighter, change

JASPER
05-18-2006, 06:38 AM
Midgets. Two.

na diel
05-18-2006, 11:17 AM
keys, skrilla, treez, & caltrops

hectis
05-18-2006, 11:22 AM
Money, Keys

Oztradamus
05-18-2006, 11:25 AM
Lint

maestro wooz
05-18-2006, 11:41 AM
keys, cellphone, wallet, ipod, headphones, pen, and a pack of orbit gum

The Hound
05-18-2006, 02:01 PM
a wallet ( conttains id card, club card, $90, weed) $10 in gold coins from the pokies, napkins from my chicken burger, sony ericson k750i, ipod mini blue

snapple
05-18-2006, 02:04 PM
baby blue bic with no stick
marlboro 27s
1 vanilla dutch master
wallet
cellphone
a golden $1 sacagawia coin

KidSha
05-18-2006, 02:05 PM
celly
pen
keys
double roll blunt wrap…

King Callabah
05-18-2006, 02:07 PM
nuthin', my pockets empty when im in tha hide out

Locust
05-18-2006, 02:07 PM
ma nutsack

snapple
05-18-2006, 02:09 PM
^^word you playin pocketball while you post on WTC...lookin suspect

Prince Shafala
05-18-2006, 02:45 PM
celly, some change, rubbers.

Alesco
05-18-2006, 03:09 PM
A lighter. A pen. A note pad. Cigs. I have these things in ma pocket allmost every day

ilzPotent
05-18-2006, 03:53 PM
thongs.

I pulled them out on the ferry. by mistake.

JASPER
05-18-2006, 04:02 PM
thongs.

I pulled them out on the ferry. by mistake.HAHAHAHAH

That reminds me of this one time my mothers underwear got in my pocket by mistake. Probably got in there by all that tumbling in the machine.

ilzPotent
05-18-2006, 04:04 PM
YEAH RIGHT


LMAO!!!

CherChezLaMarauder
05-18-2006, 04:05 PM
eoooooooooooooooooo!

Fayth
05-18-2006, 04:05 PM
My left hand, the other one is typing

ilzPotent
05-18-2006, 04:06 PM
Pocket pool??

stak84
05-18-2006, 04:07 PM
boner

JASPER
05-18-2006, 04:07 PM
YEAH RIGHT


LMAO!!!Seriously. I was at school and I was about to get my lunch money when I felt some soft fabric and I fished out a thong. Was that ever embarassing. It's weird how the sound "bare ass" is found in the word "embarrassing" because 99% of the time when you have a bare ass, you're embarrassed. I could have easily made that stupid pun into an even stupider joke, but I thought I'd try giving it to you straight this time. Thank me later.

ilzPotent
05-18-2006, 04:10 PM
your mom wears thongs?

bery interesting

JASPER
05-18-2006, 04:11 PM
Oh it is, it is...

oh shit.

Fayth
05-18-2006, 04:12 PM
Pocket pool??

If i was i dont think id be posting on the corp..LOL

snapple
05-18-2006, 04:32 PM
Pocket pool??


Aww come on ma, rubbin your shit through your pants....like what pee wee hermin was doin, he cut a hole in the pocket off his pants though so all he had to do was reach in...

ilzPotent
05-18-2006, 04:32 PM
hey i can multi task.

Fayth
05-18-2006, 04:44 PM
hahaha :)

JASPER
05-18-2006, 04:45 PM
I once got a lap dance and sprayed my pants. Dopeness.

ilzPotent
05-18-2006, 04:49 PM
Aww come on ma, rubbin your shit through your pants....like what pee wee hermin was doin, he cut a hole in the pocket off his pants though so all he had to do was reach in...


errr he was doing it not me. :nonono:

stak84
05-18-2006, 04:50 PM
i once was laying under the covers of my girls house with
my wang inside her while her mom talked to us for about five
minutes and i kept flexing my cock the whole time

true story

JASPER
05-18-2006, 04:52 PM
i once was laying under the covers of my girls house with
my wang inside her while her mom talked to us for about five
minutes and i kept flexing my cock the whole time

true storyDid she ask how many sugars you like in your tea? That happened to me once, when I was getting head. My girl quickly popped her head from under the covers and got mad at her own mother.

stak84
05-18-2006, 05:00 PM
man jaspo me and you are the COOLEST!^O^

CherChezLaMarauder
05-18-2006, 05:04 PM
a monkey's uterus

JASPER
05-18-2006, 05:04 PM
That was actually the only time I got walked in to. Her mom looked at me like she knew what was going on and slowly backed away.

Also, another time, with another girlfriend with another mom, I told moms she was a MILF (she was, that's what you get when you like younger girls with younger moms) and she didn't know what it meant. Then my girl explained it to her and she blushed and smiled at me. Ever since she gave me 'the look'.

stak84
05-18-2006, 05:17 PM
man you should have fucked her mother than when you guys
argued you could be like "shut up bitch ive fucked the hole
you came out of" plus she could never say mother fucker to
you again cuz than you could just look at her and she would
know to shut her filthy mouth

CherChezLaMarauder
05-18-2006, 05:19 PM
REP! haha

Fayth
05-18-2006, 05:21 PM
man you should have fucked her mother than when you guys
argued you could be like "shut up bitch ive fucked the hole
you came out of" plus she could never say mother fucker to
you again cuz than you could just look at her and she would
know to shut her filthy mouth

^O^ hahaha funny shit

JASPER
05-18-2006, 05:24 PM
man you should have fucked her mother than when you guys
argued you could be like "shut up bitch ive fucked the hole
you came out of" plus she could never say mother fucker to
you again cuz than you could just look at her and she would
know to shut her filthy mouthI think that would get my pedo pass revoked.

Fayth
05-18-2006, 05:30 PM
lol love this thread

snapple
05-18-2006, 05:31 PM
I once got a lap dance and sprayed my pants. Dopeness.

sorry to hear that hope u fixed that problem

Skellington
05-19-2006, 02:47 AM
A dead mouse

Razorsharp
05-19-2006, 02:51 AM
an aborted fetus....

ilzPotent
05-19-2006, 03:40 PM
my super nifty napoleon dynamite talking doll.


<napoleon> so me and you are pretty much friends by now right? <dynamite>

King Callabah
05-19-2006, 03:42 PM
nuthin', again cos im in ma pimp/ghostface robe, actually theres some cookie/buscuit crumbs in em...

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-19-2006, 03:42 PM
235 dollars
1 gb jumpdrive
a lighter
cocaine in 1/2 gram baggies to distribute

JASPER
05-19-2006, 03:45 PM
My dignity.

ilzPotent
05-19-2006, 03:53 PM
figures.

Jesus Christ
05-19-2006, 04:27 PM
one pink token for the strip club= $10

one lamb skin profolactic= $5

a wad of 50 one dollar bills = $50

the look on the strippers face when she realized I just short changed her 36 dollars........................................... ......priceless.

maestro wooz
05-19-2006, 04:37 PM
orange orbits gum

JASPER
05-19-2006, 04:47 PM
http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/e/d/ed004ae9af583597d8f5ce6f4a01b5c5.jpg

ilzPotent
05-19-2006, 04:52 PM
http://www.firecrackersweet.com/avoidhouse/pockets.jpg