whats in your pockets

[Sicka than aidZ]

lighter, cigarettes, wallet, and a mountain dew cap and its a winner. a knife and a bottle of benadryl

[maestro wooz]

two lighters

[Its Big Lu baby]

new ports
5 bills in wallet and liscence and 50 pesos and a foto of my madre... ect.
cell phone
car keyes
switch blade

[Jesus Christ]

7 rubbers, some dice, and an iPod shuffle I jacked from your little sister

[Murdah Piff]

gotta reup fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2664/picture11pi.jpg

[Oztradamus]

*Not wearing any pants*

[Its Big Lu baby]

*Not wearing any pants*
oooooo
:t call me!

[Oztradamus]

oooooo
:t call me!

:no:

[Sicka than aidZ]

watch,piffs gonna post a fuckin boulder, lmao, yeah, go reup buddy

[Sicka than aidZ]

:no:

need some tissue's homie,? somebody gotta have some tissues in there gear.

[Razorsharp]

coins, keys, wallet, chapstick, eye drops, notes

[ilzPotent]

some pocket lint and cookie crumbs.

[hazidus hitman]

cell, keys, wallet, ciggys, foily and a lighter...

[ilzPotent]

eeesh - you people have some big ass pockets.

[Its Big Lu baby]

ilzpotent has BULLSHIT in her pockets thats what she has

[WU-KILLAH]

pack of cigs, zippo, car keys, cell phone, wallet, coins.

[ilzPotent]

ilzpotent has BULLSHIT in her pockets thats what she has


LMAO - At least I don't post it. :loser:

[Its Big Lu baby]

LMAO - At least I don't post it. :loser:
hahaha
sure you do
im suprised this thread doesnt have a "BULLSHIT" pic somewhere lol

[ilzPotent]

no jibberish here.

im surprise you can spell today.

[Kong]

my pockets are empty.

[Inspectah_Dirk]

Pack of Marlboro, 2 lighters, all my keys, SE K750i (cell), wallet, pack of gum, some papers

That's about it.

[JASPER]

€150, Samsung D500, sparechange, keys, dust and sand.

[ilzPotent]

well jasper send me €150 (I have paypal) and perhaps I can help you get rid of the dust and sand.

[Inspectah_Dirk]

Stop hustling on the net.

[JASPER]

I need the money for hookers. But I'm willing to give you the money, Ilz. But you'll need to help me get rid of these blue balls. Are you down?

[venex]

^^^LOL

my keys, lighter, cell phone, wallet, and a pack of "belgam 20" wit blue rizla papers....

[TeknicelStylez]

Bamboos, Half a Blunt, a condom, my keys, about 20 pennies, my wallet, a sock full of rocks and a box cutter

[Inspectah_Dirk]

Sock full of rocks? To beat motherfuckers with?

[JASPER]

Rocks.. rocks.

[ilzPotent]

I need the money for hookers. But I'm willing to give you the money, Ilz. But you'll need to help me get rid of these blue balls. Are you down?

hmmm, I think I can help you get rid of these blue balls. I just have to sharpen my tools.

Im supposin you'd prefer one swift motion as oppose to a saw like action.

[TeknicelStylez]

Roflm... wait ow...

chill wit dat!!

[JASPER]

If you're suggesting to cut my testicals off, I request you do it while wearing a tight bondage catsuit and frantically whip me with lash and make me lick your black leather stilettos.

[002]

cell, 2$, home keys, ID, a piece of paper

[CherChezLaMarauder]

dirt ass weed =/ half O dying to get rid of it this crap

[ilzPotent]

If you're suggesting to cut my testicals off, I request you do it while wearing a tight bondage catsuit and frantically whip me with lash and make me lick your black leather stilettos.

latex suit, no prob. interesting request, I think I can do it.

[JASPER]

I'll leave the money on your nightstand when I regain conscienceness.

[ilzPotent]

kewl - except my chamber doesn't have a nightstand.

[JASPER]

Well, then what am I supposed to do? I can't just throw it on the ground. What if you'd try to pick it up and slipped over one of my balls, that wouldn't be a pretty sight I can tell you now.

[Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition]

2 euros
Ipod shuffle
Condoms
Keys

[ilzPotent]

Well, then what am I supposed to do? I can't just throw it on the ground. What if you'd try to pick it up and slipped over one of my balls, that wouldn't be a pretty sight I can tell you now.

I guess it wouldn't.


STUFF IT IN MY BOOT YOU WORTHLESS MAN BEAST!!


sorry I was practicing.

[hectis]

Money. Keys, Id, Cell, Weed, Lighter. Ducths

[Ya_Bane]

just my snus
http://www.swedishmatch.se/Images/140x180/SnusHistory.jpg

[JASPER]

All this talk about cutting my balls and such is making me feel nauscious

[CherChezLaMarauder]

i like my balls, instead of dismembering them you can squeeze them to death

[cap]

cell phone
keys
wallet
knife

[Fayth]

My mobile phone, my keys and my wallet

[Jesus Christ]

Today I have 4 condoms, a bag of chronic shake, 2 vicodens, matches from the strip club, and a hard pack of Marlbroro menthols.

In the my back pocket I got an old issure of Cheri rolled up, pages sticky free.

in my cargo pockets I got pack of black and milds, some bidis, keys to my hooptie, keys to my bitches hooptie, keys to my other bitches hooptie, and some house keys.

It soudns like santa clause is coming to to town when I walk.

[TeknicelStylez]

some bidis

Nigga took it back to 1996 on us

[INF]

Cell phone and a lighter an cigs and my wallet.

[Fayth]

pocket rockets

[ØDESSA]

Nothing niente nada.

[CherChezLaMarauder]

right now i don't know if there's a Wu CD in my pocket or I'm just happy to see Ms. Potent

[Sicka than aidZ]

well jasper send me €150 (I have paypal) and perhaps I can help you get rid of the dust and sand.

hahahahaha, cobwebs or what?

[Sicka than aidZ]

Nothing niente nada.

shut the fuck up goddess, we know got a hand held PC in your pussy. no one can post all day looooooooooooong and sit in one place. crazzy bitch

[Luther Large]

what's in your pockets?


my balls...........

[JASPER]

€100 and a knife.

[stak84]

an ethiopian boy and some ketchup packets

[Sicka than aidZ]

knife, cigarettes,, a lighter, benadryl, some cotton, no i dont shoot drugs, must be from the bottle of benadryl an 50 cents, hahaha, i make my paper, i grind all the time for what i got.

[MaShPG]

phone
a dime (no, not jasper's mum)
a panera bread receipt (GANGSTA!)
30gb Video iPod
duct tape wallet

[Luther Large]

My portable ryhme book for when i aint at home and that's it nothin else

[INF]

Nothing niente nada.


duh, bots dont wear pants.

[Real Bitch]

No pockets.

[ØDESSA]

I'm not a bot if I was 1 then I would be 24/7 online.

[ØDESSA]

Because Robots don't need sleep.

[ØDESSA]

Pants I wear dresses and (short)skirts in the summer sometimes.

[Sicka than aidZ]

lkj;

[ØDESSA]

Si I'm a real woman.

[smo]

v u eva seen da yellow submarine movie? so, deres' a hole in my pocket...

peace)

[Bloo]

I'ma keep it REAL!

Left = PSP
Right = DS
Cell Phone Poc = PSP/DS games
Back Right = Wallet
Back Left = Car Keys

I'm Ganksta like a mug!

[Skellington]

-Lighter
-Cellphone
-Keys (home, work)
-Bus ticket
-Wallet

[Frontal Lobotomy]

wallet, keys, lighter, change

[JASPER]

Midgets. Two.

[na diel]

keys, skrilla, treez, & caltrops

[hectis]

Money, Keys

[Oztradamus]

Lint

[maestro wooz]

keys, cellphone, wallet, ipod, headphones, pen, and a pack of orbit gum

[Energy Turtle]

a wallet ( conttains id card, club card, $90, weed) $10 in gold coins from the pokies, napkins from my chicken burger, sony ericson k750i, ipod mini blue

[snapple]

baby blue bic with no stick
marlboro 27s
1 vanilla dutch master
wallet
cellphone
a golden $1 sacagawia coin

[KidSha]

celly
pen
keys
double roll blunt wrap…

[King Callabah]

nuthin', my pockets empty when im in tha hide out

[Locust]

ma nutsack

[snapple]

^^word you playin pocketball while you post on WTC...lookin suspect

[Prince Shafala]

celly, some change, rubbers.

[Alesco]

A lighter. A pen. A note pad. Cigs. I have these things in ma pocket allmost every day

[ilzPotent]

thongs.

I pulled them out on the ferry. by mistake.

[JASPER]

thongs.

I pulled them out on the ferry. by mistake.HAHAHAHAH

That reminds me of this one time my mothers underwear got in my pocket by mistake. Probably got in there by all that tumbling in the machine.

[ilzPotent]

YEAH RIGHT


LMAO!!!

[CherChezLaMarauder]

eoooooooooooooooooo!

[Fayth]

My left hand, the other one is typing

[ilzPotent]

Pocket pool??

[stak84]

boner

[JASPER]

YEAH RIGHT


LMAO!!!Seriously. I was at school and I was about to get my lunch money when I felt some soft fabric and I fished out a thong. Was that ever embarassing. It's weird how the sound "bare ass" is found in the word "embarrassing" because 99% of the time when you have a bare ass, you're embarrassed. I could have easily made that stupid pun into an even stupider joke, but I thought I'd try giving it to you straight this time. Thank me later.

[ilzPotent]

your mom wears thongs?

bery interesting

[JASPER]

Oh it is, it is...

oh shit.

[Fayth]

Pocket pool??

If i was i dont think id be posting on the corp..LOL

[snapple]

Pocket pool??


Aww come on ma, rubbin your shit through your pants....like what pee wee hermin was doin, he cut a hole in the pocket off his pants though so all he had to do was reach in...

[ilzPotent]

hey i can multi task.

[Fayth]

hahaha :)

[JASPER]

I once got a lap dance and sprayed my pants. Dopeness.

[ilzPotent]

Aww come on ma, rubbin your shit through your pants....like what pee wee hermin was doin, he cut a hole in the pocket off his pants though so all he had to do was reach in...


errr he was doing it not me. :nonono:

[stak84]

i once was laying under the covers of my girls house with
my wang inside her while her mom talked to us for about five
minutes and i kept flexing my cock the whole time

true story

[JASPER]

i once was laying under the covers of my girls house with
my wang inside her while her mom talked to us for about five
minutes and i kept flexing my cock the whole time

true storyDid she ask how many sugars you like in your tea? That happened to me once, when I was getting head. My girl quickly popped her head from under the covers and got mad at her own mother.

[stak84]

man jaspo me and you are the COOLEST!^O^

[CherChezLaMarauder]

a monkey's uterus

[JASPER]

That was actually the only time I got walked in to. Her mom looked at me like she knew what was going on and slowly backed away.

Also, another time, with another girlfriend with another mom, I told moms she was a MILF (she was, that's what you get when you like younger girls with younger moms) and she didn't know what it meant. Then my girl explained it to her and she blushed and smiled at me. Ever since she gave me 'the look'.

[stak84]

man you should have fucked her mother than when you guys
argued you could be like "shut up bitch ive fucked the hole
you came out of" plus she could never say mother fucker to
you again cuz than you could just look at her and she would
know to shut her filthy mouth

[CherChezLaMarauder]

REP! haha

[Fayth]

man you should have fucked her mother than when you guys
argued you could be like "shut up bitch ive fucked the hole
you came out of" plus she could never say mother fucker to
you again cuz than you could just look at her and she would
know to shut her filthy mouth

^O^ hahaha funny shit

[JASPER]

man you should have fucked her mother than when you guys
argued you could be like "shut up bitch ive fucked the hole
you came out of" plus she could never say mother fucker to
you again cuz than you could just look at her and she would
know to shut her filthy mouthI think that would get my pedo pass revoked.

[Fayth]

lol love this thread

[snapple]

I once got a lap dance and sprayed my pants. Dopeness.

sorry to hear that hope u fixed that problem

[Skellington]

A dead mouse

[Razorsharp]

an aborted fetus....

[ilzPotent]

my super nifty napoleon dynamite talking doll.


<napoleon> so me and you are pretty much friends by now right? <dynamite>

[King Callabah]

nuthin', again cos im in ma pimp/ghostface robe, actually theres some cookie/buscuit crumbs in em...

[MASTER PAI MEI]

235 dollars
1 gb jumpdrive
a lighter
cocaine in 1/2 gram baggies to distribute

[JASPER]

My dignity.

[ilzPotent]

figures.

[Jesus Christ]

one pink token for the strip club= $10

one lamb skin profolactic= $5

a wad of 50 one dollar bills = $50

the look on the strippers face when she realized I just short changed her 36 dollars........................................... ......priceless.

[maestro wooz]

orange orbits gum

[JASPER]

http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/e/d/ed004ae9af583597d8f5ce6f4a01b5c5.jpg

[ilzPotent]

http://www.firecrackersweet.com/avoidhouse/pockets.jpg