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KidSha
05-18-2006, 03:20 AM
Okay folks, this thread here were created for all y’all to post funny ass stories to settle beef with crabs…

Here is a solution I came up with, might have to spend about 70 bucks plus tax on it… only works for dudes between 16 to 25 and maybe up if they low lives…

First you go to your local formal wear store, and pick out a real nice pin stripe suit to rent with a pink/white shirt, knock on the cats door, and when he answers be like, yo is your momma home… hahaha I need to get this shit on tape…ohh and the week before call his home asking for his momma, make sure its him on the line though…

This one is actually not that funny, and hard to master plan…

note* I just thought of this and made me laugh like crazy so thats how i came up with the thread..


Post some other ish..
in peace

Chief 'Broom
05-18-2006, 10:42 AM
if i ever happened to be dressed up out of the ordinary i would definitely do that to a friend - that happens to still live at home

not sure how serious they'd take me, i'm not very good at keeping a straight face

ØDESSA
05-18-2006, 11:35 AM
Beef again? I thought we where finished.

KidSha
05-18-2006, 11:37 AM
lol i aint here to start beef..

Inspectah_Dirk
05-18-2006, 11:38 AM
i don't really start ebeef. its useless pointless pathetic dumb etc. :yes:
And if someone starts with me, i ignore. Unless its goddess, but she's a cutie

ØDESSA
05-18-2006, 11:42 AM
Me neither @ kiid but sometimes you get in those awkward situations...

Inspectah_Dirk
05-18-2006, 11:44 AM
Me neither @ kiid but sometimes you get in those awkward situations...

Like when u are in a public bathroom, and u have ur pants down to ur ankles and start getting urself off, and then someone opens the door cuz u forgot to lock it?

ØDESSA
05-18-2006, 11:44 AM
You have from those people who search for it.

KidSha
05-18-2006, 11:49 AM
Like when u are in a public bathroom, and u have ur pants down to ur ankles and start getting urself off, and then someone opens the door cuz u forgot to lock it?

man i hate them situations...
happends to me at school all the time.

peacee

Queen Of Poetry
05-18-2006, 11:49 AM
U know those who throw stones shouldn't live in glass houses.........lots of folks been coming at me lateley but then say...........internet beef is stupid..........remember this.........when u pointin ur finger at others, there r three pointin back at u!

Inspectah_Dirk
05-18-2006, 11:50 AM
wow, wise words from the queen herself.

ØDESSA
05-18-2006, 11:51 AM
Everyone points at me what should I do??????

KidSha
05-18-2006, 11:51 AM
ok ok, i dont think you all got this thread right...

I didnt want folks to go out and start beefing with everyone, what i did try to say was to post a funny solution to solve a beef without conflick...

in peace!

Inspectah_Dirk
05-18-2006, 11:52 AM
Everyone points at me what should I do??????

Run and hide little girl

ØDESSA
05-18-2006, 11:53 AM
I'm not a little girl anymore I'm 23. :cheerlie:

Queen Of Poetry
05-18-2006, 12:01 PM
LOL.......nah I'm not beefin......just makin an observation.........

ØDESSA
05-18-2006, 12:08 PM
I observate too I don't always like what I see.

ØDESSA
05-18-2006, 12:19 PM
http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/9757/30653/t/153322-Sheeps-Galore-0.jpg

Inspectah_Dirk
05-18-2006, 12:41 PM
I'm not a little girl anymore I'm 23. :cheerlie:


Lol, oh yeah, ur older than me :D Doesn't matter tho. :king:

Inspectah_Dirk
05-18-2006, 12:43 PM
http://img1.travelblog.org/Photos/9757/30653/t/153322-Sheeps-Galore-0.jpg


http://www.christisall.org/wp-content/images/Wolf%20-%20sheep.jpg

Big Risk
05-18-2006, 01:22 PM
Id beat his ass, to make it funny Id piss on him.

crass
05-18-2006, 01:25 PM
First you go to your local formal wear store, and pick out a real nice pin stripe suit to rent with a pink/white shirt, knock on the cats door, and when he answers be like, yo is your momma home… hahaha I need to get this shit on tape…ohh and the week before call his home asking for his momma, make sure its him on the line though…


how does that settle beef?? haha

Big Risk
05-18-2006, 01:26 PM
and by the way, thats the gayest idea KiiD, try some shit like that with anyone like me, youre bound to get your little ass tossed. (No diss or homo)

KidSha
05-18-2006, 02:07 PM
how does that settle beef?? haha
actually would get more into beefing... just a quick theory after reading a sicka then aidz post lol

and by the way, thats the gayest idea KiiD, try some shit like that with anyone like me, youre bound to get your little ass tossed. (No diss or homo)

yeah but i think i pointed out for CRAB folks.. lol

stak84
05-18-2006, 02:07 PM
Id get naked and oiled up and wrestle him greek style buttfucking
him into submission (no homo)

Chief 'Broom
05-18-2006, 04:08 PM
ohhhhhhh^^ cuz my instincts were telling me that there was an indication of homosexuality in that statement

JASPER
05-18-2006, 04:09 PM
I solve beef with online chess games.