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Jesus Christ
05-18-2006, 02:05 PM
I'm holding Tek nickel Styles for ransom.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b81/slippydapimp/DSC00788.jpg

I'm asking for a pack of new ports, or else i'm gonna make him sit at this computer and post up fake ass gangsta shit.

Locust
05-18-2006, 02:09 PM
hahaha.. lmfao

stak84
05-18-2006, 02:33 PM
bWHWHHWHWHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA slippy is straight gangsta
you should sell his body for sex on the interweb to horny old gays

Queen Of Poetry
05-18-2006, 02:34 PM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pimp is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ilzPotent
05-18-2006, 03:58 PM
LMAO!! clown.

tek cut his hair off.

Fayth
05-18-2006, 03:59 PM
Use the hammer to un twist his hair

num2son
05-18-2006, 04:19 PM
Let the mods negotiate for his release.

Frontal Lobotomy
05-18-2006, 04:55 PM
Maybe blag a kidney? they go for big bucks i hear

JASPER
05-18-2006, 04:57 PM
I'm holding Tek nickel Styles for ransom.
http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b81/slippydapimp/DSC00788.jpg

I'm asking for a pack of new ports, or else i'm gonna make him sit at this computer and post up fake ass gangsta shit.HAHAHAHAAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA

crass
05-18-2006, 05:06 PM
hahahaha "Haircut" magazine is on his desk

Oztradamus
05-18-2006, 05:07 PM
*rocks a FREE TEK T-Shirt*
FREE TEK!!!!!

Jesus Christ
05-18-2006, 07:42 PM
I'm allowing Tek to post one message with my account to let everyone know how's he doing:


Hi everyone, Slippy siad i'm only allowed so many words so i'll keep my message brief. He's treating me well he fed me some spanish rice this afternoon. He let me watch tv for a while, but only lesbian porno and extreme penetration flicks. He says if someone brings him some new ports in a hard pack I can go home. If anyone can get a message to my mom over on 8th and broadway, tell her I'm ok and I'll be home soon. He won't let me read the messages but I know you guys are supporting me 100 percent. If somthing happens to me I just want everyone to know that wu-corp is my life and I love all of you. Slippy siad I can make a will and post it later if I stop crying so i'm gonna buck up and take one for the team. Peace............Oh yeah if I don't make it out this alive I just want the Queen of Poetry to know that I love her and i'll always be watching over her.

Luther Large
05-18-2006, 07:44 PM
^^^lol

slippy's trippin

funny shit though

stak84
05-18-2006, 07:46 PM
LOLLERSKATES
LOL RON HUBBARD
LOLLERRINK
LOLLERCOASTER

by golly what a fag come on tek i thought you
was tougher and more gangster than this im
dissappointed i think your ghetto pass has just
been revoked!

Sicka than aidZ
05-18-2006, 07:46 PM
all I have is players and dumaurier sorry........

http://www.mycigarettes.com/images/styles/CPlayersLTKing.jpghttp://www.fisherhouse.com/bsu/comm101/dumaurier.jpghahahahahha

CrazyCoCasian
05-18-2006, 07:48 PM
Lmao!!!!!!

GENERAL WISE
05-18-2006, 08:00 PM
lmao NICECEE

snapple
05-18-2006, 08:05 PM
let my people go!
yea mang i'll stick a lucci 100 under the door, it'll take me a minute to get to the bricks...

Jesus Christ
05-20-2006, 11:25 PM
Ok so tek escaped this morning. After no one brought me my new ports I siad fuck this and went to the store. When I came back tek was gone and up to his old antics on wu- corp again.

Oztradamus
05-20-2006, 11:29 PM
LOL, Where's Tek at to defend himself?

kell16
05-20-2006, 11:35 PM
rotflmao

MsRzaRecTaH
05-20-2006, 11:36 PM
Ok so tek escaped this morning. After no one brought me my new ports I siad fuck this and went to the store. When I came back tek was gone and up to his old antics on wu- corp again.


ahh too bad!!! lmaoo

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-21-2006, 01:29 AM
Now this is funny no COOLEY CROWN needed here

mashqauck
05-21-2006, 03:32 AM
Tek is sucking my penis, right now.

Big Bad Man
05-21-2006, 10:20 AM
Llf!

Edgar Erebus
05-21-2006, 10:24 AM
Aww shit... I was thinking Tek gonna die by honourable gangsta death by hammer in tha head. Too bad.

TeknicelStylez
05-21-2006, 10:41 AM
Oh man I missed this shit

You fuckin hilarious slippy

venex
05-21-2006, 11:38 AM
haha hilarious...

TeknicelStylez
05-21-2006, 11:49 AM
he planned it out perfectly too cuz I was gone for 3 days lol

num2son
05-21-2006, 10:11 PM
LOL, classic