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CrazyCoCasian
05-18-2006, 03:28 PM
"THE OFFICIAL I HAVE......."THREAD

I have been to DISNEYWORLD
I have SKYDIVED
I have BITCHSLAPPED SOMEONE IN THE LAST MONTH

CrazyCoCasian
05-18-2006, 03:30 PM
I have made love to an amptutee
I have loved an autistic girl

CrazyCoCasian
05-18-2006, 03:31 PM
I HAVE had sex with a female under 18.

Fayth
05-18-2006, 03:31 PM
I have to post here next
I have been a wu fan (still a wu fan)
I have been in love
I have something in my pocket

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-18-2006, 03:37 PM
I have had a 3 some
I have tossed a women's salad ( I love it )
I have posted my penis
I have a high tolerance to THC

stak84
05-18-2006, 03:44 PM
I have had a threesome ( 2 guys and yes there was DP)

CrazyCoCasian
05-18-2006, 04:07 PM
I have had a threesome ( 2 guys and yes there was DP)

LMAO!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

ilzPotent
05-18-2006, 04:09 PM
I have been to disney world
I have a great imagination
I have sky dived
I have been out of the country
I have mooned a judge

Fayth
05-18-2006, 04:10 PM
I have mooned a judge

Yeah!!!!

JASPER
05-18-2006, 04:10 PM
I have had it with these kind of threads. But cocasian is a cool dewd plus he is white and that's always a pro.

So, I have not said anything. Keep on chatting, dancers.

stak84
05-18-2006, 04:11 PM
Peace To Mooning Judges!

CrazyCoCasian
05-18-2006, 04:11 PM
I have HAD SEX WITH A PREGNANT WOMAN

JASPER
05-18-2006, 04:12 PM
I have impregnated a sexy woman. HAR!

I have brought shame to this thread.

stak84
05-18-2006, 04:13 PM
^ its only cool if the babys not yours

CrazyCoCasian
05-18-2006, 04:26 PM
I have claimed the babies "Not Mine"

CherChezLaMarauder
05-18-2006, 04:30 PM
I've had a onesome

num2son
05-18-2006, 04:31 PM
I have no have not's

MaShPG
05-18-2006, 04:37 PM
I have done tons of fucking things which would take me forever to post.

That's why...

I have decided never to come in this thread again.

ilzPotent
05-18-2006, 04:38 PM
I have jump out a window to save my life.
I have went to woodstock
I have participated in one of the largest mosh pits <spongebob>EVAH!

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-18-2006, 04:43 PM
I HAVE GOALS AND DREAMS
I HAVE LOVE AND SUPPORT FOR MY FAMILY
I HAVE HAD MY HEARTBROKEN ONCE
I HAVE FRIENDS
I HAVE ASPIRATIONS
I HAVE ROLE MODELS THAT I LOOK UP 2
I HAVE LOVE FOR EVERYONE
I HAVE HELPED THOSE THAT NEEDED HELP THE MOST
I HAVE TIME FOR EVERYONE
I HAVE A BLESSED GOD THAT I PRAY TO 24/7 365+
I HAVE A BLESSED LIFE
I HAVE SUFFERED GREAT LOSSES IN MY FAMILY
I HAVE CONFIDENCE WITHIN MYSELF
I HAVE BEEN MISUNDERSTOOD BY LOTS
I HAVE BEEN HATED ON BY LAMES
I HAVE BEEN LOVED M Y MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF FOLKS

Razorsharp
05-18-2006, 04:50 PM
I have seen Ghostface & Trife In concert

ilzPotent
05-18-2006, 04:55 PM
I have seen wutang in concert.
I have seen ghost & rae
I have been good friends with jeryl (sin) for alot of years.
I have been hit on excessively by ugod - ick
I have sat with ODB outside the himalaya in coney and freestyled.
I have known dennis (ghost) before he was wu.

CherChezLaMarauder
05-18-2006, 04:59 PM
i have inheritted 2 hickies from 2 trickies in one hop showering night:r
i've fallen off a ride in Astroland
I've been knocked out cold in a train station
I've sang Van Halen on karreeokee :thumbup:

CrazyCoCasian
05-18-2006, 05:10 PM
I have noticed this past week that Astroland has been torn down...

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-18-2006, 05:52 PM
I have seen wutang in concert.
I have seen ghost & rae
I have been good friends with jeryl (sin) for alot of years.
I have been hit on excessively by ugod - ick
I have sat with ODB outside the himalaya in coney and freestyled.
I have known dennis (ghost) before he was wu.


WORD!

DREW-DIE$EL
05-18-2006, 05:56 PM
I have seen Ghostface & Trife In concert

hell yeah man. m1 wasn't bad either

Luther Large
05-18-2006, 05:59 PM
I have mooned a judge

he musta gave you a lighter sentence huh?


i'm sure he wasnt mad lol

Ya_Bane
05-18-2006, 06:13 PM
I HAVE seen better threads

CrazyCoCasian
05-18-2006, 06:22 PM
I HAVE seen better threads
Haters Stay Out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know your just jealous because you didn't start it bioottcchhh!!!
:)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:(

ilzPotent
05-18-2006, 06:24 PM
he musta gave you a lighter sentence huh?


i'm sure he wasnt mad lol


actually I was held in contempt. I walk out of course.

002
05-18-2006, 06:25 PM
I've had a onesome

hahaha

stay kool

Kong
05-18-2006, 06:26 PM
i have not done to much.

002
05-18-2006, 06:27 PM
I HAVE LOVE FOR EVERYONE


fuck u

ilzPotent
05-18-2006, 06:34 PM
LMAO!!



WORD!

truth.

DREW-DIE$EL
05-18-2006, 06:35 PM
actually I was held in contempt. I walk out of course.

if you mooned me i would prolly charge you in contempt as well. you can't run around moonin people and not expect to break a few hearts. lol

Kong
05-18-2006, 06:42 PM
i have been offered to run this site before. :)

CrazyCoCasian
05-18-2006, 08:07 PM
i have been offered to run this site before. :)
Now thts funny
Good One
LMAO:fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku:

Greek Gheynician Anal Tradition
05-18-2006, 08:14 PM
I have skills in the rap game
I have posted to your thread

Skellington
05-19-2006, 02:45 AM
I have had sex with a wu-corp members mom
I have a sick mind
I have a love for torture
I have a girl for 7 years already
I have been to various wu-concerts
I have ADHD
I have major stress on my mind
I have a grudge for dumb blondes
I have been wasting my time typing this

Razorsharp
05-19-2006, 03:24 AM
i have a violent mind
i have stress on my brain which causes chest pains
i have spikey hair
i have a fetish for nice feet
i have a thing for msrza
i have alot of people's #'s from here....
i have a sleeping problem
i have no food in my tummy

CrazyCoCasian
05-19-2006, 08:02 AM
I Have to go to work now...

Inspectah_Dirk
05-19-2006, 09:27 AM
I have puked all over my laptop cuz of this thread.
I have kicked a Jehovas Witness.
I have said FUCK ME! outloud during LOTR III in de cinema.
I have masturbated one or two times to IlzPotent pictures.


Ok, 2 of them are not really true. U decide which ones.

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-19-2006, 11:10 AM
DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME LOVIE DOVE!!!LOL

I HAVE A PASSION 2 TRAVEL 2 HONOLULU HAWAII

King Callabah
05-19-2006, 11:11 AM
i have neva smoked/taken drugs
i have neva smoked a cig
i have sold drugs to get me some cash
i have held guns
i have swang swords
i have been drunk on stage
i have been drinkin since i was 8 years old
i have mooned a teacher (LMAO @ ilz for moonin a judge)
i have mooned a crowd of peoples at a hotel from the safety of a bus window
i have thrown a TV out a 3rd floor window
i have ridden on a bus roof around ma area
i have been to one of the Cray brothers funeral by accident (no lie)
i have seen will smith in london, in the street
i have come close to punching Dizze Rascle in the face
i have missed 3 wu concerts.....
i have neva been caught by police ever in ma life (too fuckin jammy)
i have thrown various items of food at cars for almost runnin me over
i have had a fight in Mcdonalds with my whole fam against some dude who swore at ma muma

uuuuuuummmmmmmmm wah else

King Callabah
05-19-2006, 11:16 AM
i have rolled down the stairs and broke ma collar bone
i have done a flip and broke ma collar bone
i have played rugby and broke ma collar bone
i have almost been killed by a hospital, who nearly injected me with the wrong shit...
i have broken some1's shoulder, leg and arm (didnt know i could do that, it was in rugby)
i have had a gun flashed at me
i have been sliced (near ma groin) by a crazy ass bitch who used to stalk me
i have neva actually been robbed myself, which is great
i have neva been bullyed
i have robbed bully figures in my old skool
i have also robbed other kids who pissed me off

King Callabah
05-19-2006, 11:20 AM
i have been hit in the face by a log (not a dump, an actual log from a tree)
i have hit some1 in the head with a metal pole
i have been out of the country.....not many times but still have been
i have been to disney world!
i have been arrested in Poland for j-walking, then freed by my friends dad who explained

King Callabah
05-19-2006, 11:23 AM
i have recevied a wedgie so harsh it ripped ma boxers
i have had ma peenice hang out ma trousers at skool and didnt realise till some1 told me (dunno why they was lookin unda ma desk fo...
i have been told im the biggest distraction from peoples doin they work at college

King Callabah
05-19-2006, 11:26 AM
i have a kunckles banner that the great Sifu made for me!
i have calmed down alot since i was younger
i have accidently headbutted some1's mother

CrazyCoCasian
05-19-2006, 11:34 AM
I have to go to a meeting ....I'll check ya when i am done

ilzPotent
05-19-2006, 11:35 AM
i have ocd
i have tried to give slippy the pimp a weeks pay - lol
i have swabbed after posting

Razorsharp
05-19-2006, 11:54 AM
i have a webcam...lmao

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-19-2006, 12:04 PM
I have been arrested for intent to distribute a narcotic
I have been through the justice system and beat the charges with a jury and a public defender.
I have sold crack/50 plugs, cocaine, ice/meth/crank, weed, viagra, ecstasy, and valium.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-19-2006, 12:06 PM
Hahaha, yo Ben, u was a bigtime dealer or what?

Alcryt
05-19-2006, 12:08 PM
I have just increased my post count +1

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-19-2006, 12:51 PM
Hahaha, yo Ben, u was a bigtime dealer or what?
Yes Was!

ilzPotent
05-19-2006, 12:56 PM
i have jumped out a plane (tandom)
i have bungee jumped (err neva again)
i have dive into a bottomless hole in Jamaica
i have asked to be taken out the water because I was scared of the dolphin
i have jump off a cliff
i have done 120 in the benz while racing a lexus - yea!
i have a fetish for anything that makes my blood rush

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-19-2006, 01:13 PM
I have thrown Molotov cocktails at rival gang members

Inspectah_Dirk
05-19-2006, 01:15 PM
I have kicked a real pimp in his face once.

ilzPotent
05-19-2006, 01:16 PM
I have thrown Molotov cocktails at rival gang members


your one up on me

I have thrown an m 80 at racist muthafluffers I didn't care for.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-19-2006, 01:25 PM
I have had an affair with a 40 year old Indonesian lady when I was 16

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-19-2006, 01:25 PM
I have thrown m-1000 at police cars!!

JASPER
05-19-2006, 01:32 PM
I have had an affair with a 40 year old Indonesian lady when I was 16Christ. Serious?

I have a 17 year young one fourth Indonesian fuck girl. Well had, she thought she was more than that and we 'broke up' or something.

Queen Of Poetry
05-19-2006, 01:33 PM
I have tried cocaine

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-19-2006, 01:36 PM
I have tried cocaine
Bad Girl, you need some more??

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-19-2006, 01:38 PM
Christ. Serious?

I have a 17 year young one fourth Indonesian fuck girl. Well had, she thought she was more than that and we 'broke up' or something.
Yes, she was my friends girlfriends aunt and as he fucked his girl I was getting head and blowing the back out the aunt!

King Callabah
05-19-2006, 01:39 PM
i have thrown a ninja star at a dudes head (luckily i missed, was a rage moment)
i have slamed a table on some1s head
i have jacked a girls handbag and sold her tampons seperately (they was unopened and a nex girl "desperatly" needed some so i sold em)

JASPER
05-19-2006, 01:39 PM
Yes, she was my friends girlfriends aunt and as he fucked his girl I was getting head and blowing the back out the aunt!You're the product of a corrupted youth or something. What I mean to say is kudos.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-19-2006, 01:44 PM
You're the product of a corrupted youth or something. What I mean to say is kudos.
Yeah...

I have had crackheads in my house when i was a teenager.
I have thrown them out when I arrived home from working when i was a teenager.
I have went from my parents owning a nice home to living in the projects in the span of 10 years.
I have tried several drugs.
I have smoked weed since the age of 17
I have started drinking at the age of 15
I have strong arm robbed other teens when I was a Teen

HANZO
05-19-2006, 02:05 PM
i have been shot
i have driven a tank
i have sat inside a mclaren F1
i have been stopped and searched by the police under the terrorism act.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-19-2006, 02:11 PM
I have sliced tires of 14 police cars.
I have broken in in a police compound.

Oztradamus
05-19-2006, 02:16 PM
I have been shot at
I have stuck up the paleteros

Queen Of Poetry
05-19-2006, 02:26 PM
Bad Girl, you need some more??

LOL........nah I'm straight but thx for the offer!

King Callabah
05-19-2006, 02:34 PM
i have stolen a box of math calculators from skool and sold em to kids that wanted em to revise with

Inspectah_Dirk
05-19-2006, 02:35 PM
I titty fucked a girl with an e-cup once.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-19-2006, 02:37 PM
I have had two women argue over giving me fellatio

King Callabah
05-19-2006, 02:38 PM
i have stolen a kids bike and made him buy it back, cos he was bein a clown pissin evey1 off

Inspectah_Dirk
05-19-2006, 02:38 PM
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bigben again.

King Callabah
05-19-2006, 02:38 PM
i have stolen pizzas off the back of a pizza man's delivery bike, my mang crazy carlos then stole the bike itself, no lie

King Callabah
05-19-2006, 02:41 PM
i have put a whole jacket potatoe in my head teachers exaust pipe and blaimed another dude when she found out

Inspectah_Dirk
05-19-2006, 02:42 PM
Damn King, u a straight up gangsta :p lol

King Callabah
05-19-2006, 02:44 PM
i have thrown a baseball bat at a polig car before hoppin a fence and jettin, there was many of us

yeah i know im gangsta

King Callabah
05-19-2006, 02:45 PM
i have kicked some1 in the balls so hard it went into his tummy (NO FUCKIN LIE! it was a joint effort actually, ma mang help it on its way, this dude seriously deserved it too, believe)

EDIT: hmm, it may have gone into his tummy, i do remember he went to hospital to get his ball bak in its rightful place tho, afta the damage

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-19-2006, 06:32 PM
I have slapped someone so hard my hand was imprinted on their face!

Kong
05-19-2006, 08:21 PM
i have kicked some1 in the balls so hard it went into his tummy (NO FUCKIN LIE! it was a joint effort actually, ma mang help it on its way, this dude seriously deserved it too, believe)

EDIT: hmm, it may have gone into his tummy, i do remember he went to hospital to get his ball bak in its rightful place tho, afta the damage


hahaha that sounds harsh. must of done somthing bad.

ěDESSA
05-19-2006, 08:24 PM
Alex7113 MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL.

Kong
05-19-2006, 08:38 PM
cunt.

ěDESSA
05-19-2006, 08:39 PM
Cunt with your website.

CrazyCoCasian
05-19-2006, 09:03 PM
I have seen the cunt.....BITCHH!!!

Kong
05-19-2006, 09:26 PM
Cunt with your website.


fuck you talking about you idiot.

ěDESSA
05-19-2006, 09:27 PM
Go put it in the newspaper.

CrazyCoCasian
05-19-2006, 09:32 PM
I have posted in the newspaper

Kong
05-19-2006, 09:35 PM
Go put it in the newspaper.

yeah whatever. your a cunt.

Fayth
05-19-2006, 09:41 PM
I have wu tang albums

madmyk
05-19-2006, 10:06 PM
I have seen ben run an entire block in 2 strides
I have seen ben chase a friend of ours into a patch of poison ivy....I have seen him in pain the very next day
I have seen a girl throw a glass of soda at ben while he was in bed (that's for a different thread)
I have seen ben laid up in bed after eating runny eggs and a whole bottle of tabasco sauce
I have seen ben wearing a tabasco sauce holster on his belt
I have blown up dope spots with ben
I have bagged up a pound of weed into 1000 nickel sacks with ben

This can go on and on but everyone get's the picture. Oh I have 1 more......
I have seen ben's dirty underware laying on the floor of a Vegas hotel bathroom....not a pretty site.

P.S. to ben, sorry homie on the dirt on that one but it had to be told. You can dish out a couple on me. ONE LOVE BROTHER!!! Kop a kake fool! let's do this!!!

ěDESSA
05-19-2006, 10:09 PM
I'm not a cunt I have a cunt but that's a whole other story.

ěDESSA
05-19-2006, 10:10 PM
I have 3 eyes.

CrazyCoCasian
05-19-2006, 10:50 PM
I have seen ben run an entire block in 2 strides
I have seen ben chase a friend of ours into a patch of poison ivy....I have seen him in pain the very next day
I have seen a girl throw a glass of soda at ben while he was in bed (that's for a different thread)
I have seen ben laid up in bed after eating runny eggs and a whole bottle of tabasco sauce
I have seen ben wearing a tabasco sauce holster on his belt
I have blown up dope spots with ben
I have bagged up a pound of weed into 1000 nickel sacks with ben

This can go on and on but everyone get's the picture. Oh I have 1 more......
I have seen ben's dirty underware laying on the floor of a Vegas hotel bathroom....not a pretty site.

P.S. to ben, sorry homie on the dirt on that one but it had to be told. You can dish out a couple on me. ONE LOVE BROTHER!!! Kop a kake fool! let's do this!!!
Give it up Mike......I gotta rep ya on this

CrazyCoCasian
05-19-2006, 10:51 PM
I'm not a cunt I have a cunt but that's a whole other story.
I agree she is a Cunt and has a Cunt!!!!!!
:fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku: :fucku:

CrazyCoCasian
05-19-2006, 10:53 PM
I have seen ben run an entire block in 2 strides
I have seen ben chase a friend of ours into a patch of poison ivy....I have seen him in pain the very next day
I have seen a girl throw a glass of soda at ben while he was in bed (that's for a different thread)
I have seen ben laid up in bed after eating runny eggs and a whole bottle of tabasco sauce
I have seen ben wearing a tabasco sauce holster on his belt
I have blown up dope spots with ben
I have bagged up a pound of weed into 1000 nickel sacks with ben

This can go on and on but everyone get's the picture. Oh I have 1 more......
I have seen ben's dirty underware laying on the floor of a Vegas hotel bathroom....not a pretty site.

P.S. to ben, sorry homie on the dirt on that one but it had to be told. You can dish out a couple on me. ONE LOVE BROTHER!!! Kop a kake fool! let's do this!!!

DAMN I REMEMBER A FEW OF THOSE VEGAS...ILOVE IT
WHEN WE GOIN AGAIN??????

MsRzaRecTaH
05-19-2006, 11:06 PM
I have seen ben run an entire block in 2 strides
I have seen ben chase a friend of ours into a patch of poison ivy....I have seen him in pain the very next day
I have seen a girl throw a glass of soda at ben while he was in bed (that's for a different thread)
I have seen ben laid up in bed after eating runny eggs and a whole bottle of tabasco sauce
I have seen ben wearing a tabasco sauce holster on his belt
I have blown up dope spots with ben
I have bagged up a pound of weed into 1000 nickel sacks with ben

This can go on and on but everyone get's the picture. Oh I have 1 more......
I have seen ben's dirty underware laying on the floor of a Vegas hotel bathroom....not a pretty site.

P.S. to ben, sorry homie on the dirt on that one but it had to be told. You can dish out a couple on me. ONE LOVE BROTHER!!! Kop a kake fool! let's do this!!!



wow!! u deserve some rep!! lmaoooo :b

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-20-2006, 12:20 AM
LMAO good ones

ilzPotent
05-20-2006, 08:31 AM
I have worn my sexy undies inside out.
by mistake.
I have had it pointed out to me in the midst of a lucky streak in pool.
I have told people to save face that this is how I wear my luckiest thong.

madmyk
05-20-2006, 02:11 PM
DAMN I REMEMBER A FEW OF THOSE VEGAS...ILOVE IT
WHEN WE GOIN AGAIN??????
Right on for the rep Bill. We're going to vegas in July...come thru so you can have a white boy with us to shut the bitch down!

I haven't forgot about you got some on you too!!!*D

madmyk
05-20-2006, 02:23 PM
I have seen crazyCocasian roll up in a vegas club in some khaki cargo shorts, a tommy bahama shirt and birkenstock sandals with white calf high tube socks.....GANGSTA to the fullest!!!
I have seen crazy take a vegas stripper back to his hotel room and made her fall in love with him..... PIMPIN'!!!

Much Love Krazy dish out a couple on me if you can! You fam now so ure subject to the same abuse I give to ben. ONE.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-20-2006, 02:37 PM
^ U fam of BigBen?

CherChezLaMarauder
05-20-2006, 03:09 PM
I have chased a chicken for an hour in puerto rico and took a picture holding it in my allustrious victory

King Callabah
05-20-2006, 03:22 PM
i have seen, or rather heard redman on that timmy turna cartoon playin the pixie

CrazyCoCasian
05-20-2006, 03:30 PM
I have seen BigBen and Cooley hang out and do some wierd shit.......
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i140/CrazyCocasian/Crazy%20Co/superjapcopy.jpg

Inspectah_Dirk
05-20-2006, 03:31 PM
Ben came out of the closet! ^^

madmyk
05-20-2006, 04:47 PM
^ U fam of BigBen?
You can say that. Ben and me go way back....we've done alot of dirt together and I trust ben with my life, not alot of people you can say that about. Peace Inspectah stay up homie. RESPECT.

TeknicelStylez
05-20-2006, 04:50 PM
I have crabs

madmyk
05-20-2006, 05:04 PM
I have seen ben take a homeless man's duffle bag for wanting to fight him
I have pointed my gun at the same homeless man so ben could do that
I have been stripped search with ben by police and ben trying to take a peek....LMAO!
I have seen ben numerous times eat a whole burrito in 3 bites
I have seen ben beat the life out of a crackhead for trying to get over
I have seen ben's porn collection.......MASSIVE!

To Be Continued.........................

CrazyCoCasian
05-20-2006, 05:08 PM
I have seen crazyCocasian roll up in a vegas club in some khaki cargo shorts, a tommy bahama shirt and birkenstock sandals with white calf high tube socks.....GANGSTA to the fullest!!!
I have seen crazy take a vegas stripper back to his hotel room and made her fall in love with him..... PIMPIN'!!!

Much Love Krazy dish out a couple on me if you can! You fam now so ure subject to the same abuse I give to ben. ONE.
It's Cool Mike....but lets get one thing straight i aint never worn or owned any birkenstock sandals
Peace.......I will get back to ya:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

CherChezLaMarauder
05-20-2006, 05:24 PM
I have been told infiinate times that I have a big butt =(

Father N Dangerous
05-20-2006, 05:36 PM
I have got my DICK SUCKED
i wen't out with a Strippers Daughter
i Dropped out of High School
i do more drugs a day then pharamcy's perscribe

CherChezLaMarauder
05-20-2006, 05:44 PM
I have dodged a drunk woman's hooks and jabs

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-20-2006, 07:02 PM
I have seen BigBen and Cooley hang out and do some wierd shit.......
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i140/CrazyCocasian/Crazy%20Co/superjapcopy.jpg
LMAO

I have seen Crazy and Cooley hug

Oztradamus
05-20-2006, 07:05 PM
I have teabagged my girl while she was doing yoga

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-20-2006, 07:11 PM
I have seen madmyk slam 2 plates of CLAMS as Appetizers.
I have helped a drunken madmyk out a club to a cab before he could buy out the bar.
I have witnessed a women partying with some Samoan's have her Jaw broken and her man beaten.
yes , this women came running towards us for help.
I have been gun butted by another Samoan only to have him astonished that I did not fall but became enraged. ( They ran off )

Fayth
05-20-2006, 07:18 PM
I have seen the sky turn blue after being black.

Father N Dangerous
05-20-2006, 07:33 PM
i have done two collabs with BigBen
I have Loved this forum since day 1

TeknicelStylez
05-20-2006, 08:30 PM
I have smoked ALOT of weed

Father N Dangerous
05-20-2006, 08:39 PM
I have smoked ALOT of weed

i co-sign that shit guarnteed

ěDESSA
05-20-2006, 08:41 PM
I have sleep.

Father N Dangerous
05-20-2006, 08:42 PM
I have Heineken a 24 pack

CrazyCoCasian
05-20-2006, 08:45 PM
I have now had to place Ben's Head in this Jar.....
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i140/CrazyCocasian/Crazy%20Co/BenGreenHead.jpg

Father N Dangerous
05-20-2006, 08:46 PM
^^^^LMMFAO


I had ta LAUGH

mashqauck
05-20-2006, 08:50 PM
I have licked poop

CrazyCoCasian
05-20-2006, 10:53 PM
Your out there Mashquauck but I can respect that....Peace

madmyk
05-20-2006, 11:13 PM
It's Cool Mike....but lets get one thing straight i aint never worn or owned any birkenstock sandals
Peace.......I will get back to ya:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
OK, I'm man enough to admit when I'm wrong.....but them tires you had on ure feet were some type of sandals. PEACE BROTHER.

TeknicelStylez
05-20-2006, 11:14 PM
I have a large penis

Father N Dangerous
05-20-2006, 11:23 PM
I have a Enormous Penis :P

madmyk
05-20-2006, 11:26 PM
I have seen ben holla at 55 year old wrong turn bitches in reno after an unsuccsessfull night
I have seen a gay filipino in some nut huggin' briefs strut by ben at a vegas pool

madmyk
05-20-2006, 11:52 PM
Since I have dished out some nasty on ben and crazy it's only fair to dish out some nasty on me.....this allows me to go full throttle without any regrets.

I have slept with another friends baby mama just for the thrill of it......only to get caught, but I kept slammin' her big ass anyway
I have had a picture taken by ben of a inflatable dildo by my ass in a vegas hotel....ask ben to post it

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-21-2006, 01:07 AM
Since I have dished out some nasty on ben and crazy it's only fair to dish out some nasty on me.....this allows me to go full throttle without any regrets.

I have slept with another friends baby mama just for the thrill of it......only to get caught, but I kept slammin' her big ass anyway
I have had a picture taken by ben of a inflatable dildo by my ass in a vegas hotel....ask ben to post it
the Inflatable dildoe was approximately 5 feet in legth held by some fine bitch from a bachelorette party across the hall in our hotel...They did want us to strip for them but instead myk settled for listening to me fuck in the same suite thru out the evening till early morning
I still have that pic

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-21-2006, 01:09 AM
I have seen ben holla at 55 year old wrong turn bitches in reno after an unsuccsessfull night
I have seen a gay filipino in some nut huggin' briefs strut by ben at a vegas pool
BWAHAHAHAHAHA That was strangely funny!

King Justice
05-21-2006, 01:12 AM
I have a gigantic, Humungous, ..................................


























vocabulary:p

madmyk
05-21-2006, 11:58 AM
I have seen ben lollipop dance his way into womens' hearts
I have seen ben flex his chest in a see thru mesh shirt into womens' hearts
I have seen ben (with the theme music from Stayin' Alive playin' in his head) strut like John Travolta from one end of the dancefloor to the other end and come back with girls......Damn I love going out with that motherfucker!


For as long as I've known ben he never fails to amaze me with his antics. So as long as this thread is up I will keep it alive by updating all of you on ben's weekly antics. There is just too many to keep track of. Oh, but I do have 1 more for you................

I have seen ben push and shove people to clear a big circle during a Ghostface and Raekwon with Killa Bees concert because I lost my phone.

King Callabah
05-21-2006, 12:00 PM
LMAO! thats mad

i have a feelin bens clique is in the buildin and them is heavyweights, shyeah

Father N Dangerous
05-21-2006, 12:03 PM
I am listening to Big Pun

TeknicelStylez
05-21-2006, 12:04 PM
I have stolen a car
I have been trying to get rid of the piece of shit for 5 days now
I have been thinking about just taking a bat to it

TUCO
05-21-2006, 12:06 PM
i have posted in this forum

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-21-2006, 02:07 PM
I have and will continue to drink rice dreams (vanilla) milk.
FALSE! myk, staying alive ive iyave ive....

Chief 'Broom
05-21-2006, 02:57 PM
I have a pitbull who eats sheep and spits wool and chews on human body tissue till his stomach gets full.

CrazyCoCasian
05-21-2006, 02:59 PM
LMAO

I have seen Crazy and Cooley hug
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i140/CrazyCocasian/Crazy%20Co/superjapcopy.jpg
Never have I hugged any man but you BigBen because you're Special!!!
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O

TeknicelStylez
05-21-2006, 03:07 PM
I have killed a man

I will kill again

dun dun dun

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-21-2006, 03:50 PM
I have seen Crazy go Fucking Crazy in Vegas

CrazyCoCasian
05-21-2006, 07:24 PM
I have seen Crazy go Fucking Crazy in Vegas
Now that I cannot deny, but hey it is the candy store of adults!!!!!!!!!!!!
:cheerlie: :cheerlie: :cheerlie: :cheerlie: :cheerlie: :cheerlie: :cheerlie: :cheerlie:

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-21-2006, 08:11 PM
I have given Crazy a lifesize cardboard cut out of Bush Jr.
I have blackend out the white's of his eyes before I gave it to him
I have seen it in his computer room.
It has scared him before when he left it in his Front Room

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-22-2006, 12:27 PM
I have had a friend who was masterbating and his mom caught him in the act
here is the thread
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3431

CrazyCoCasian
05-22-2006, 01:59 PM
I have had a friend who was masterbating and his mom caught him in the act
here is the thread
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3431
LMAO I remember when that happened!!!!!!!!
:)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:( :)9:(

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-22-2006, 02:43 PM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/boloadobo/mothers%20day/2006514MothersDayAtGGP099.jpg
CrazyCo's Computer Room

CherChezLaMarauder
05-22-2006, 03:51 PM
I Have Blackmailed A Celebrity

WTF?
05-22-2006, 05:22 PM
I have crazy friends.

CrazyCoCasian
05-22-2006, 05:54 PM
I have a life size George Bush in my Computer Room
I have some crazy friends also....

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-22-2006, 05:56 PM
I have partied with CrazyCoCasian he brings it to another level

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-22-2006, 05:58 PM
I have been a Ropes Course instructor.

I have been a Camp Counselor.

Sicka than aidZ
05-22-2006, 06:00 PM
I have had a friend who was masterbating and his mom caught him in the act
here is the thread
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3431

I remember gettin caught beatin off! Good ol days before wu tang

Sicka than aidZ
05-22-2006, 06:01 PM
I remember gettin caught beatin off! Good ol days before wu tang

Hell, good ol days after the birth of wu, lol, i hate mom when she does that shit. Jacking off is so much fun till mom walks in an u suddenly cant cum

Sicka than aidZ
05-22-2006, 06:02 PM
its worse when ceiling cat catches u tho, just noticed my sig, fuck, i been smoki8ng chronic to much

CherChezLaMarauder
05-22-2006, 06:07 PM
I have swallowed an entire blunt to avoid getting arrested

JASPER
05-22-2006, 06:08 PM
http://extras.journalnow.com/hege/gallery/6.jpg

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-22-2006, 06:18 PM
Wtf^^

JASPER
05-22-2006, 06:21 PM
My text dissapeared. Oh well.

I have these

http://www.sportstown24.de/1picebay/sportstown24/img/produkt/Court_Tradition_Velcro_308818_102/gross.gif

Sicka than aidZ
05-22-2006, 06:23 PM
http://extras.journalnow.com/hege/gallery/6.jpg
bwayahahahahahahahaa

CherChezLaMarauder
05-22-2006, 06:29 PM
I have shot copperheads at arch enemies sniper style

CrazyCoCasian
05-22-2006, 07:42 PM
I have seen BigBen take over the whole private area at the best club in Vegas and bring a whole damn dance team in a limo to the show...and we partied and danced all night even though we left a few times...right Mad Myke!!1

We gotta do that shit again....

madmyk
05-22-2006, 09:38 PM
I have seen BigBen take over the whole private area at the best club in Vegas and bring a whole damn dance team in a limo to the show...and we partied and danced all night even though we left a few times...right Mad Myke!!1

We gotta do that shit again....
I remember that shit, that's why we goin' again in July! Come on Krazy gotta get down with us again this year. There's gonna be different girls this time, but still about 25 of them. Come thru!!! PEACE.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-22-2006, 10:03 PM
Lets do this...

TeknicelStylez
05-22-2006, 10:07 PM
I have stabbed a kid in the back with a pencil during spanish class when I was 15

I sharpened the pencil real good before I did it too

CrazyCoCasian
05-23-2006, 06:53 AM
I have seen the light!!!

ilzPotent
05-23-2006, 07:01 AM
I have issues.
I have shaved my body completely except for my head.
I have mud wrestled.
I have shave a strip of my friends hair for being the first one to go to sleep.
I have taken showers with 2 girls. (my best friend and her best friend, we were saving time) ^O^ no homo.
I have said too much.

Bloo
05-23-2006, 07:11 AM
I have this wart on my right ass cheek that just doesn't seem to want to go away...

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-23-2006, 07:13 AM
I HAVE MADE MISTAKES
I HAVE BEEN MISJUGED BY MANY
I HAVE HAD PROBLEMS
I HAVE BEEN CRITICIZED
I HAVE BEEN CALLED FOUL NAMES
I HAVE LEARNED FROM MY ERRORS
I HAVE A LOVING FAMILY
I HAVE HELPED THOSE WHO WERE IN NEED
I HAVE DONATED BLOOD 2 SAVE A LIFE
I HAVE HAD ISSUES
I HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE
I HAVE A PASSION FOR CHOCOLATE
I HAVE A PASSION 2 TRAVEL 2 PUERTO RICO SOON
I HAVE A PASSION TO TRAVEL TO HAWAII SOON
I HAVE SPOKEN LOTZ OF POSITIVE WORDS

Alucard Dracu
05-23-2006, 07:24 AM
I have issues.
I have shaved my body completely except for my head.
I have mud wrestled.
I have shave a strip of my friends hair for being the first one to go to sleep.
I have taken showers with 2 girls. (my best friend and her best friend, we were saving time) ^O^ no homo.
I have said too much.did yall wash each other?

Father N Dangerous
05-23-2006, 07:45 AM
I have no Future
i have cynical thoughts
i have a bad temper
i have many ps2 games
i have digital cable

ilzPotent
05-23-2006, 08:00 AM
did yall wash each other?


only the back side. :)9:(

CherChezLaMarauder
05-23-2006, 08:04 AM
stoppit! i'm at work

Alucard Dracu
05-23-2006, 08:11 AM
only the back side. :)9:(you rubbed each others ass? did it get all soapy and slippery? did fingers acciddently slip into forbidden places?

ilzPotent
05-23-2006, 08:14 AM
no but really and truly


what is forbidden?

Alucard Dracu
05-23-2006, 08:16 AM
the anal hole!

ilzPotent
05-23-2006, 08:19 AM
oh my


http://www.galeria.uq.pl/data/media/4/funny%20-%20woman%20and%20mouse.jpg

Alucard Dracu
05-23-2006, 08:23 AM
lol mousy clit.

Queen Of Poetry
05-23-2006, 09:33 AM
stoppit! i'm at work

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:stroke:

TeknicelStylez
05-23-2006, 10:22 AM
I HAVE MADE MISTAKES
I HAVE BEEN MISJUGED BY MANY
I HAVE HAD PROBLEMS
I HAVE BEEN CRITICIZED
I HAVE BEEN CALLED FOUL NAMES
I HAVE LEARNED FROM MY ERRORS
I HAVE A LOVING FAMILY
I HAVE HELPED THOSE WHO WERE IN NEED
I HAVE DONATED BLOOD 2 SAVE A LIFE
I HAVE HAD ISSUES
I HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE
I HAVE A PASSION FOR CHOCOLATE
I HAVE A PASSION 2 TRAVEL 2 PUERTO RICO SOON
I HAVE A PASSION TO TRAVEL TO HAWAII SOON
I HAVE SPOKEN LOTZ OF POSITIVE WORDS

--> :'( :'( :'( <--

Inspectah_Dirk
05-23-2006, 10:57 AM
I have to take a crap.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-23-2006, 11:05 AM
I have issues.
I have shaved my body completely except for my head.
I have mud wrestled.
I have shave a strip of my friends hair for being the first one to go to sleep.
I have taken showers with 2 girls. (my best friend and her best friend, we were saving time) ^O^ no homo.
I have said too much.
I have shaved off an eyebrow of a person that fell asleep drunk.
I have had a tingling sensation when I seen Ilz pic.

CherChezLaMarauder
05-23-2006, 11:36 AM
i have fallen asleep on trains and went to work in the same clothes as the previous day

King Justice
05-23-2006, 01:34 PM
I have issues.
I have shaved my body completely except for my head.
I have mud wrestled.
I have shave a strip of my friends hair for being the first one to go to sleep.
I have taken showers with 2 girls. (my best friend and her best friend, we were saving time) ^O^ no homo.
I have said too much.
I have been turned on by Ilz Post})

CrazyCoCasian
05-24-2006, 07:55 AM
I Have seen the darkside

CEITEDMOFO
05-24-2006, 07:57 AM
CRAZYCOCKFACE GET 2 WORK!
http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=8973&st=0

CherChezLaMarauder
05-24-2006, 08:21 AM
i have shat in the woods

ilzPotent
05-24-2006, 08:26 AM
i have stood on my head.
i have bruise my interior falling off the balance beam.
i have showed woman how to dance reggae in jail.
i have gotten my tiers tv privileges revoked for snapping after lights out.
i have showed my ass playing basketball rocking chanclas.
i have taught lil churens martials for years, my first real job. take was fun.

CherChezLaMarauder
05-24-2006, 08:34 AM
i have jet ski on the clear waters of Key West
I have given a barakuda dap while swimming in that same water
I have been beaten unconscious by multi-heads
I have only left the U.S. once
I have lived in Massachusettes for year working in shipping
I'm excellent at dancing the waltz

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-24-2006, 08:39 AM
I HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY GOD TO KEEP ME ALIVE
I HAVE SINNED IN MY PAST
I HAVE BEEN FORGIVEN FOR MY SINS
I HAVE BEEN A WINNER
I HAVE MY VIRGINITY
I HAVE A BRIGHT FUTURE
I HAVE MY SANITY

CherChezLaMarauder
05-24-2006, 08:41 AM
are you one of those born again christians that was a slut pre-Jesus?

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-24-2006, 08:44 AM
are you one of those born again christians that was a slut pre-Jesus?

NO I WASN'T. I WAS JUS ONE OF THOSE WHO SINNED AND NEEDED FORGIVNESS AND WAS TIRED OF MAKING MISTAKES. AND NO I WASN'T A SLUT EITHER.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-24-2006, 08:45 AM
all that religious bs. there are no such things as sins.

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-24-2006, 08:49 AM
all that religious bs. there are no such things as sins.

AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOE?? YOU PROBABLY DID SOME FUCKED UP SHIT IN YO LIFETIME. SO DON'T TRY THAT BULLSHIT WIT ME, I HAVE SINNED IIGHT???? AND NO I'M NOT PERFECT FOR WHAT I'VE DONE THAT DOESN'T MEAN GOD DOESN'T LOVE ME. I AM HUMAN BEING THAT HAS DONE WRONG. GET A GRIP!!!!

CherChezLaMarauder
05-24-2006, 08:52 AM
lol... she's a typical Christian alright

Soul Controller
05-24-2006, 08:52 AM
rofl - weak minds = weak people

i have, the ability to believe in myself, and tp achieve what ever goal(s)
i set out,

Inspectah_Dirk
05-24-2006, 08:56 AM
AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOE?? YOU PROBABLY DID SOME FUCKED UP SHIT IN YO LIFETIME. SO DON'T TRY THAT BULLSHIT WIT ME, I HAVE SINNED IIGHT???? AND NO I'M NOT PERFECT FOR WHAT I'VE DONE THAT DOESN'T MEAN GOD DOESN'T LOVE ME. I AM HUMAN BEING THAT HAS DONE WRONG. GET A GRIP!!!!


Lol, well its just i don't believe in anything, not even the soul. This life is all there is for me, nothing more nothing less. So i don't believe in sins. I can do whatever the fuck i want. Only things that are wrong for me, are things that are wrong by law, like murdering people. Although even that is ok sometimes, when the one u murder is a criminal, and i believe criminals arent civilians anymore, and thus shouldn't get protection by the state. Ah well. That's just me.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-24-2006, 08:59 AM
I have fucked a girl in the school toilets.

Soul Controller
05-24-2006, 09:00 AM
what are sins??


sins are religious indoctrination of what is right/wrong, just/unjust



a sin is giving ur power to some1 else.

but ov course no religious indoctrination is gonna say that

Inspectah_Dirk
05-24-2006, 09:02 AM
It was pretty smart tho..the church said shit like, when u do this, u'll end up in this pretty place, but when u do this (sins) u'll end up in hell, where u don't wanna be.
That's just controlling people. U can say shit to people, and they act the way u want them too. I gots to give them props for that. All the rest of religion is just fake as fuck to me.

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-24-2006, 09:08 AM
Lol, well its just i don't believe in anything, not even the soul. This life is all there is for me, nothing more nothing less. So i don't believe in sins. I can do whatever the fuck i want. Only things that are wrong for me, are things that are wrong by law, like murdering people. Although even that is ok sometimes, when the one u murder is a criminal, and i believe criminals arent civilians anymore, and thus shouldn't get protection by the state. Ah well. That's just me.

SO WHY ARE YOU TRYIN 2 MAKE ME FEEL THAT I'M LYING ABOUT THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE WRONG??? YES I'VE LIED, STOLED, CHEATED, DISOBEYED THE LAWS ETC. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME MORE OR LESS THAN A WOMAN WHO HAS DONE WRONG AND IS MAKING UPF OR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT WERE TAKEN FOR GRANTED.

SO WHAT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ALL OF THE RELIGOUS BS THAT PEEPZ LIKE MYSELF BELIEVE IN, THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT 2 CALL ME OUT LIKE I'VE DONE SOMETHING WORNG ON HERE OR ANYWHERE ELSE.

I'VE PAID THE PRICE AND I'VE BEEN FORGIVEN. DON'T MAKE ME OUT BE THE BAD ONE CUZ YES I HAVE DONE BAD AND I'M TRYIN 2 DO GOOD. BUT FOLKS LIKE YOU AND OTHERS ON HERE AND IN THIS WORLD WON'T LET ME CUZ I GOTTA GET CALLED NAMES AND MADE FUN OF JUS BECAUSE I'M BEING MYSELF AND SOEMTHING THAT I'M NOT TRYING TO BE. IT'S A FUCKED UP WORLD AND I HAVE 2 LIVE IN IT. GET A FUCKING GRIP THIS IS THE 21ST MUTHAFUCKING CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inspectah_Dirk
05-24-2006, 09:11 AM
SO WHY ARE YOU TRYIN 2 MAKE ME FEEL THAT I'M LYING ABOUT THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE WRONG??? YES I'VE LIED, STOLED, CHEATED, DISOBEYED THE LAWS ETC. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME MORE OR LESS THAN A WOMAN WHO HAS DONE WRONG AND IS MAKING UPF OR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT WERE TAKEN FOR GRANTED.

SO WHAT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ALL OF THE RELIGOUS BS THAT PEEPZ LIKE MYSELF BELIEVE IN, THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT 2 CALL ME OUT LIKE I'VE DONE SOMETHING WORNG ON HERE OR ANYWHERE ELSE.

I'VE PAID THE PRICE AND I'VE BEEN FORGIVEN. DON'T MAKE ME OUT BE THE BAD ONE CUZ YES I HAVE DONE BAD AND I'M TRYIN 2 DO GOOD. BUT FOLKS LIKE YOU AND OTHERS ON HERE AND IN THIS WORLD WON'T LET ME CUZ I GOTTA GET CALLED NAMES AND MADE FUN OF JUS BECAUSE I'M BEING MYSELF AND SOEMTHING THAT I'M NOT TRYING TO BE. IT'S A FUCKED UP WORLD AND I HAVE 2 LIVE IN IT. GET A FUCKING GRIP THIS IS THE 21ST MUTHAFUCKING CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No no no no NO! You got me al wrong girl! I just said that whatever you did, it ain't no sins, at least not in my perception. Everybody did some wrong shit in his life, for sure. And that doesn't make u a bad person i know! I just said that it doesn't matter what u did or do..it's all good u know. That's all. Don't trip.

CrazyCoCasian
05-24-2006, 09:18 AM
I have seen Blue Balls Bouncing Bluntly Before Brothers Brimming Blindly

Inspectah_Dirk
05-24-2006, 09:18 AM
I have just petted our cat.

ilzPotent
05-24-2006, 09:19 AM
SO WHY ARE YOU TRYIN 2 MAKE ME FEEL THAT I'M LYING ABOUT THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE WRONG??? YES I'VE LIED, STOLED, CHEATED, DISOBEYED THE LAWS ETC. THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME MORE OR LESS THAN A WOMAN WHO HAS DONE WRONG AND IS MAKING UPF OR ALL OF THE THINGS THAT WERE TAKEN FOR GRANTED.

SO WHAT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN ALL OF THE RELIGOUS BS THAT PEEPZ LIKE MYSELF BELIEVE IN, THAT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT 2 CALL ME OUT LIKE I'VE DONE SOMETHING WORNG ON HERE OR ANYWHERE ELSE.

I'VE PAID THE PRICE AND I'VE BEEN FORGIVEN. DON'T MAKE ME OUT BE THE BAD ONE CUZ YES I HAVE DONE BAD AND I'M TRYIN 2 DO GOOD. BUT FOLKS LIKE YOU AND OTHERS ON HERE AND IN THIS WORLD WON'T LET ME CUZ I GOTTA GET CALLED NAMES AND MADE FUN OF JUS BECAUSE I'M BEING MYSELF AND SOEMTHING THAT I'M NOT TRYING TO BE. IT'S A FUCKED UP WORLD AND I HAVE 2 LIVE IN IT. GET A FUCKING GRIP THIS IS THE 21ST MUTHAFUCKING CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I can just see her behind her computer......

http://www.dekalb.k12.ga.us/~druidhills/art-2003/yelling.jpg

LMAO!!!! heres a complimentary avatar.
http://www.mayogenuine.com/images/Yelling.gif

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-24-2006, 09:19 AM
No no no no NO! You got me al wrong girl! I just said that whatever you did, it ain't no sins, at least not in my perception. Everybody did some wrong shit in his life, for sure. And that doesn't make u a bad person i know! I just said that it doesn't matter what u did or do..it's all good u know. That's all. Don't trip.

WHATEVER, ALL I KNOE IS I'VE DONE WRONG IN MY LIFE AND HAS BEEN FORGIVEN. OTHERS HAVE 2 REMIND ME OF THE THINGS I LET GO IN MY PAST. EVERYTIME I'VE DONE GOOD ON THIS BOARD, PEEPZ JUS GOTTA TEAR ME DOWN AND START CALLIN ME NAMES AND JUS SAY THAT I'M JUS A CRYBABY. I AM AN EMOTIONAL PERSON AN DI'M HUMAN FOR THAT BUT I DON'T LIKE WHEN FOLKS GOTTA POST UP STUFF THAT IRKS MY NERVES EVERYTIME I GO ON HERE 2 SAY HI AND HOW IS EVERYONE.

I'M NOT GONNA TRIP. I NOT A BAD PERSON AT ALL IT'S JUS OTHER PEEPZ THINK I'M A BAD PERSON ALL BCUZ OF MY PAST AND ALL OF THE WRONGFUL THINGS I'VE DONE. BUT I'M STILL HUMAN. I JUS WANT ALL THE BULLSHIT 2 STOP SO I WON'T HAVE 2 BEEF WIT FOLKS ON HERE AND OUT IN THE STREETS.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-24-2006, 09:21 AM
I think it's just cuz u look like a goodie 2 shoes..and want us to know how great a person u really are. (And i believe u, when u say ur a wonderful person, really).
But look at people like Jasper, making bs posts are much more liked here i think. Just a tip :p

I'll even show you how to make a bs post:

I have lost my titties once, but they were taped back on.

ilzPotent
05-24-2006, 09:28 AM
LMAO!!!

how about you start by not yelling everything you say... you make yourself an easy target

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-24-2006, 09:29 AM
I think it's just cuz u look like a goodie 2 shoes..and want us to know how great a person u really are. (And i believe u, when u say ur a wonderful person, really).
But look at people like Jasper, making bs posts are much more liked here i think. Just a tip :p

I DON'T KNOE HOW MANY TIMES PEEPZ HAVE TOLD ME THAT AND HOW MANY TIMES I'VE COUNTED THAT SAME THING ON MY FINGERS 2 MANY TIMES. SO WHAT IF I'M A GOODIE 2 SHOES, I AM A WONDERFUL PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T GO AROUND TELLING FOLKS I'M A GOODIE 2 SHOES, I LET MY ACTIONS SPEAK FOR MYSELF CUZ ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.

AND MY POSTS ARE NOT BULLSHIT ON HERE LIKE MANY SAY. I JUS SPEAK MY MIND AND I'M NOT GONNA SIT ON MY ASS AND LET FOLKS JUS TALK THEY SHIT ABOUT ME WHEN THEY DON'T KNOE ME OR KNOE WHERE THE FUCK I COME FROM NOR AM I GONNA BITE MY TOUNGE AND LET SHIT SLIDE. SO IF I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHIN' I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING WHETHER FOLKS LIKE YOU OR ILZ OR ANYONE ON HERE MAY LIKE OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ilzPotent
05-24-2006, 09:31 AM
http://ehp.niehs.nih.gov/docs/2005/113-2/crybaby.jpg

JASPER
05-24-2006, 09:33 AM
I just puked in my mouth. Fuck you guys.

I don't make bullshit posts, Dirk.

Inspectah_Dirk
05-24-2006, 10:27 AM
I just puked in my mouth. Fuck you guys.

I don't make bullshit posts, Dirk.

I ment it in a good way man! :D I always like your posts :thumbup:

Inspectah_Dirk
05-24-2006, 10:30 AM
I DON'T KNOE HOW MANY TIMES PEEPZ HAVE TOLD ME THAT AND HOW MANY TIMES I'VE COUNTED THAT SAME THING ON MY FINGERS 2 MANY TIMES. SO WHAT IF I'M A GOODIE 2 SHOES, I AM A WONDERFUL PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T GO AROUND TELLING FOLKS I'M A GOODIE 2 SHOES, I LET MY ACTIONS SPEAK FOR MYSELF CUZ ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS.

AND MY POSTS ARE NOT BULLSHIT ON HERE LIKE MANY SAY. I JUS SPEAK MY MIND AND I'M NOT GONNA SIT ON MY ASS AND LET FOLKS JUS TALK THEY SHIT ABOUT ME WHEN THEY DON'T KNOE ME OR KNOE WHERE THE FUCK I COME FROM NOR AM I GONNA BITE MY TOUNGE AND LET SHIT SLIDE. SO IF I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHIN' I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING WHETHER FOLKS LIKE YOU OR ILZ OR ANYONE ON HERE MAY LIKE OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I KNOOOOWW! Trust me, i really do believe ur a wonderful person!! And no disrespect of any kind! Really! But it's just..make some "funny" posts and shit. And i didn't say ur posts are bullshit. It's just that i read too many times that u claim to be a good person. Not that u say it in those exact words, but that's the image i get of you from reading ur posts.
Just loosen up a lil' bit. I'm sure people won't start dissing u all the time. Trust me.

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-24-2006, 10:45 AM
I KNOOOOWW! Trust me, i really do believe ur a wonderful person!! And no disrespect of any kind! Really! But it's just..make some "funny" posts and shit. And i didn't say ur posts are bullshit. It's just that i read too many times that u claim to be a good person. Not that u say it in those exact words, but that's the image i get of you from reading ur posts.
Just loosen up a lil' bit. I'm sure people won't start dissing u all the time. Trust me.


OHHHHHHHHHH, SO I "CLAIM" TO BE A GOOD PERSON NOW??? WELL YOU HAVE BEEN SOLEY MISTAKEN. I AM A GOOD PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!! I PRESENT MYSELF IN GOOD WAYS BUT WHEN PEEPZ PISS ME OFF, I EXPLODE. I TRY 2 LOOSEN UP BUT WHEN SHIT GETS TAKEN OUT OF PROPORTION, THAT'S WHEN THE GLOVES COME OFF AND I LET LOOSE.

I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS ON HERE, SHIT HAS GOT 2 STOP. EVERYTIME I'M ON HERE, ILZ GOT SHIT 2 SAY ABOUT ME,MARAUDER1 GOT SHIT 2 SAY ABOUT ME, TEK GOT SHIT 2 SAY 2 ME, HELL THE WHOLE DAMN BOARD GOT SHIT 2 SAY ABOUT ME.

I'VE REACHED THAT LIMIT AND I'M TIRED OF FOLKS ON HERE PUSHING MY BUTTONS AND MAKING STUPID ASS COMMENTS ABOUT ME IN THE POSTS THAT THEY HAVE MADE ON HERE. IT'S IRRITATING AND UNCALLED FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE TRIED 2 BE NICE 2 EVERYONE BUT MY NICENESS HAS GONE AND NOW MY ANGER IS NOW PRESENT ON HERE. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S AN IMAGE U SEE WHEN I POST, BUT DAMMIT I'M GONNA POST WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANNA POST ON HERE WHETHER YOU, ILZ, TEK, OR ANYONE ON HERE LIKES IT OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME THAT 'S WHO I AM AND IM NOT CHANGING A MUTHAFUCKING THING ABOUT MYSELF OR FOR ANYONES BENEFIT OR HEALTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE ME AS I AM OR JUS DON'T HAVE SHIT 2 DO WITH ME AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inspectah_Dirk
05-24-2006, 10:46 AM
OHHHHHHHHHH, SO I "CLAIM" TO BE A GOOD PERSON NOW??? WELL YOU HAVE BEEN SOLEY MISTAKEN. I AM A GOOD PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!! I PRESENT MYSELF IN GOOD WAYS BUT WHEN PEEPZ PISS ME OFF, I EXPLODE. I TRY 2 LOOSEN UP BUT WHEN SHIT GETS TAKEN OUT OF PROPORTION, THAT'S WHEN THE GLOVES COME OFF AND I LET LOOSE.

I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS ON HERE, SHIT HAS GOT 2 STOP. EVERYTIME I'M ON HERE, ILZ GOT SHIT 2 SAY ABOUT ME,MARAUDER1 GOT SHIT 2 SAY ABOUT ME, TEK GOT SHIT 2 SAY 2 ME, HELL THE WHOLE DAMN BOARD GOT SHIT 2 SAY ABOUT ME.

I'VE REACHED THAT LIMIT AND I'M TIRED OF FOLKS ON HERE PUSHING MY BUTTONS AND MAKING STUPID ASS COMMENTS ABOUT ME IN THE POSTS THAT THEY HAVE MADE ON HERE. IT'S IRRITATING AND UNCALLED FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE TRIED 2 BE NICE 2 EVERYONE BUT MY NICENESS HAS GONE AND NOW MY ANGER IS NOW PRESENT ON HERE. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S AN IMAGE U SEE WHEN I POST, BUT DAMMIT I'M GONNA POST WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANNA POST ON HERE WHETHER YOU, ILZ, TEK, OR ANYONE ON HERE LIKES IT OR NOT!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S ME THAT 'S WHO I AM AND IM NOT CHANGING A MUTHAFUCKING THING ABOUT MYSELF OR FOR ANYONES BENEFIT OR HEALTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE ME AS I AM OR JUS DON'T HAVE SHIT 2 DO WITH ME AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!! ENOUGH SAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All this shouting..i don't even feel like reading it anymore. You're going on ignore for now. Sorry. :mexico:

JASPER
05-24-2006, 10:48 AM
Get dead, cunt.

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-24-2006, 03:03 PM
I HAVE ISSUES
I HAVE PROBLEMS
I HAVE HAD MY HEART BROKEN ONCE BEFORE
I HAVE A MIND OF MY OWN
I HAVE MY ANGRY DAYS
I HAVE FAITH IN OTHERS
I HAVE A TEMPER
I HAVE BEEN MISUNDERSTOOD BY TRILLIONS
I HAVE SCREAMED 2 THE TOP OF MY LUNGS WHEN I'M MAD
I HAVE CURSED WHEN I'M MAD
I HAVE THREW TANTRUMS
I HAVE BEEN STRESSED OUT
I HAVE BEEN DEPRESSED

Queen Of Poetry
05-24-2006, 03:07 PM
I have used a man for sex and intend on doing it again (I know I know.......but it's been awhile)............

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-24-2006, 04:19 PM
I HAVE AMBITIONS
I HAVE DREAMS
I HAVE GOALS
I HAVE ASPIRATIONS
I STILL HAVE MY VIRGINITY

King Callabah
05-24-2006, 04:21 PM
i have, just today kicked some1 in the head, for goin WAY over the line.....he happened to catch me at a bad time also which didnt help

CrazyCoCasian
05-25-2006, 09:17 AM
I have two more days until the 3 day weekend!!!!!!!!!!

Inspectah_Dirk
05-25-2006, 09:19 AM
I have used a man for sex and intend on doing it again (I know I know.......but it's been awhile)............

Oh oh oh! Use me! Use me! :D

Inspectah_Dirk
05-25-2006, 09:20 AM
I have plans for total world domination. In maybe like 20 years, i will put them to work.

JASPER
05-25-2006, 09:21 AM
I have sold for €2150

CHEA!

Visionz
05-25-2006, 09:23 AM
I have a sneaking suspision someone really is 12 but is really not a virgin.

JASPER
05-25-2006, 09:23 AM
I have never claimed to be 12... well maybe 9 years ago lol olol lolololol lolololololololol 1010101010101010 lololololol lololol that's binary lololol

Inspectah_Dirk
05-25-2006, 09:25 AM
I have plans for buying a new sofa..prob. gonna make Jasper give me a huge discount!

JASPER
05-25-2006, 09:29 AM
You have to earn that discount bwoy! Pucker up.

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-25-2006, 09:30 AM
I HAVE PLANS 2 GO AND SEE X-MEN II-THE LAST STAND 2MORROW NITE
I HAVE PLANS 2 KICK BAQ WIT MY FOLKS AND CREW ON MEMORIAL DAY

Inspectah_Dirk
05-25-2006, 09:31 AM
I have plans of going to X III tonight.

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-25-2006, 09:41 AM
HAVE FUN

Inspectah_Dirk
05-25-2006, 09:45 AM
Thanks, u 2!

TeknicelStylez
05-25-2006, 09:49 AM
ROFLMAO

you guys being nice to eachother


OK GUYS I LOVE YOU <3

JP

XOXOXO!!!

Inspectah_Dirk
05-25-2006, 09:53 AM
^^ lolomgwtf

JASPER
05-25-2006, 09:55 AM
Dp
Dt
Dpdt
Dvp
Gonzo
Bj
Hj
Ps

ilzPotent
05-25-2006, 10:13 AM
I want to sit on your belly and nuzzle your red beard.




:{ uhhh wrong thread ehhh....sorry

JASPER
05-25-2006, 10:15 AM
I want to sit on your belly and nuzzle your red beard.




:{ uhhh wrong thread ehhh....sorry
http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uploads/post-1809-1148567781.jpg

ilzPotent
05-25-2006, 10:18 AM
:yes: ;$

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-25-2006, 10:42 AM
I HAVE THE URGE 2 THOW SOMETHING ACROSS THE ROOM WHEN SOMEONE MAKES ME MAD
I HAVE THE URGE 2 BREAK A GLASS WINDOW
I HAVE THE URGE 2 PUNCH SOMEONE IN THE FACE JUS 2 GET RID OF SOME STRESS
I HAVE THE URGE 2 SCREAM 2 THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

TeknicelStylez
05-25-2006, 10:44 AM
I have the urge to tell you to stop being so damn homotional

You're 25, fuckin act like it

BLACKNEFERTITI07
05-25-2006, 10:46 AM
I have the urge to tell you to stop being so damn homotional

You're 25, fuckin act like it

I AM AND THE WORD IS EMOTIONAL!!!!!!!!!

TeknicelStylez
05-25-2006, 10:47 AM
Homotional

Inspectah_Dirk
05-25-2006, 10:49 AM
Hahaha..well, this is funny tho. Haven't laughed today, but here...oh man :D

CrazyCoCasian
05-26-2006, 08:36 AM
I have made it to Friday...

Fayth
05-26-2006, 08:38 AM
I have made it to Friday...

me too lol