View Full Version : U Got A Job?

05-19-2006, 04:58 AM
If yes:
Where do u work?
How long u been there?
What do u do @ work when nobody is whatching?

If no:
then just read other ppls posts and make fun of where they work.

Okay some of you may know that i recently started working and i work @ a store called WHSmiths. they sell shit like magazines, books, drinks etc

I been there for just ova a week now and its a bitch, they work me like a mutha******* slave and coz i'm on probation i cant do shit.

Anyway, wen im alone in the stock room, i stack all the boxes of water up and jump up on them like some jakie chan shit. I also shake the shit outta coke bottles so that wen a customer buys one and opens it BOOOOOOM! i watch that shit like aaaahaaaaa i did that 2 u.


05-19-2006, 05:00 AM
^^^lmao.... i aint workin right now, but im jus chillin at school... but when i used to work at a pizza place... me and some co- workers used to fling pizza sauce at each other using the brush.. lmao

05-19-2006, 05:08 AM

Are u crazy? dont u like pizza? how can u waste sauce like dat bro, i remember a couple times i had a pizza and there was not much sauce on there. U wouldnt have had anything to do with that would u?

nah im playing but seriously, pizza is sacred :)

The Hound
05-19-2006, 07:08 AM
i work in a chocolate factory, what do i do when im noones watching? same thing i do when everyone is watching, nothing, haha na it makes u work pretty fuckin hard, especially u gotta cook gotta wear thick long sleeve clothes so u dont sweat on product cos its so fuckin hot, been there like a year, they is alright, like $17 a hour (i think is like $13US), weekends r the best, like $32 an hour (which is like $25US), get to eat wotever u want,but after 1 day ur sick of chocolate but still its fun to work there, just put on shit on people mad fun, i played wu aint nuttin ta fuck wit at exercise (its Occupational Health & Safety thing so workers dont fuck their backs, just stretching ur muscles n shit) and all the oldies nearly had a heart haha mad fun times, im doin alrite for some1 who got expeled from skool :b

hazidus hitman
05-19-2006, 07:13 AM
im working private/corperate security at the mo, basically i provide escorts for people and ensure their safety at all times. when theres no corperate shit i gotta do bullshit work like siting in my car outside someones house or dress civy and walk around sertain malls.
when no ones watching?....hmmmm theres allways someone watching me...i get to watch tv in the car when im working nights tho.

05-19-2006, 08:09 AM

05-19-2006, 08:24 AM
as sacred as the quaran?

U see! this is why i never tell jokes. Ofcourse it aint bro, i was just messing around

05-19-2006, 10:07 AM
I work at a repair center for cell phones. Been here for about a month, very cool, well-paying job. Not too much work really, just talking to people and using a screwdriver. If there's no repairs to be done then there's usually no work besides inventory and shit. And if there's time to kill, I'm in here or checking sports scores on espn. I definetly can't complain.

05-19-2006, 10:08 AM
I post here for money. That's my job. I get like $50 a post.

05-19-2006, 10:27 AM
I post here for money. That's my job. I get like $50 a post.
LMAO Me Too:mexico: :mexico: :mexico: :mexico: :mexico:

05-19-2006, 10:31 AM


05-19-2006, 10:37 AM
^damn, pimpin'!, did you need a degree for that job?

05-19-2006, 10:51 AM
^damn, pimpin'!, did you need a degree for that job?

Yeah and or experience.. Im going back to school to get my bachelors.. in advertising and marketing because in a year a spot is going to open up and I want to get it full time.. right now Im helping dude out.. but I want his title haahhaaaa

05-19-2006, 11:10 AM
I work for a construction company and basically do physical labor type stuff all day. I only get 11 an hour, but after 40 hours overtime kicks in and I make 16.50 an hour. We do residential and commercial construction. We primarily do ground work and contract other companies to do the building or pour foundations. I always end up being stuck in a ditch fitting conduit pipes or laying out highvoltage wires. So far Ive gotten experience with some of the heavy machinery like rollers, tractors, back hoes, and skid steers. We usually start work at 6:30 every morning and work 10-12 hours. The only good thing is that I stay in shape and have a dark tan after the first month of working. I have to endure alotta verbal abuse from the bosses and foreman but they know Im a wise ass and will insult them back twice as bad.Occassionally I get to do finish jobs at certain houses weve built in the past and those are the nice days when I get to fuck off and work at my own pace. When theres nothing to do me an the other guys usually tell drinking stories, smoke butts, and talk about gittin pusssayy.

Work actually was cancelled for me today cuz the bosses decided to go to their fishing camp for the weekend. Im not complaining, cuz my back is sore.

05-19-2006, 12:02 PM
"Don't even need a degree to earn a six digit figure"

05-19-2006, 12:07 PM
^what line of work you in that makes you say that?

05-19-2006, 12:11 PM
My line of work.. What I'm doing right now LOL

05-19-2006, 12:15 PM
chattin on the internet leads to six-figures? Yall accepting applications? lol

05-19-2006, 12:16 PM
I work for AT&T.. I'm a Telecommunications Specialist..
I've been working for them 5 years now, started when I was 19 years old as a Rep

05-19-2006, 12:23 PM
yeah u need to hook it up lol

05-19-2006, 12:31 PM
yeah u need to hook it up lol

If I had a penny, for every person who's told me to hook them up with a job... LOL

05-22-2006, 05:09 AM
sarcastic i was being:mmmyah:

Understand you, i didnt :mmmyah:

Soul Controller
05-22-2006, 05:39 AM
i work for www.efb.co.uk (http://www.efb.co.uk)

i am customer/tele sales manager,
what i do when no ones looking?
hell i do the same when they are looking


05-22-2006, 05:43 AM
I work nights at a hotel.

I've been here for almost 3 years now.

I do a bunch of shit at work, seeing as how I work nights I work alone. I play video games, turn the hotel radio to the rap station, watch movies, sleep, make some sandwhiches in the kitchen, whatever you know? Sometimes my boy might come up here and go smoke out by the pool and we'll just chill and catch up with each other. But it's all good, if you know your hustle there's a lot of money to be made on the side at a hotel ;)