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eVoL
05-20-2006, 09:01 PM
so we went to this piece of shit fastfood joint and i see this mad cute white girl, i mean.. like short, skinny, cute booty with a nice pair of C's, and she just givin me this eye and we pass eachother but i go to order and she sits down

but me bein the pussy i am when a lot of peope are near i dont talk to her
i get my foutain drink while singing a chorus in my head
"go get cha wet wipes"
and i walk by her, all of a sudden i hear a fuckin
BLUPPPPPPP

so wtf the bitch farted and the fuckin plastic chair she was on made it echo or wahtever and shit was fuckin loud

fuck man
fucking dirty bitches
i didnt even look at her afterwards, i just clensed the dirty thoughts with clear, pure, jasper ones





p.s. i meant black angus, not anus

mashqauck
05-20-2006, 09:03 PM
oh danny boy

eVoL
05-20-2006, 09:06 PM
mashqauck i want to relax your muscles with pakistani hand lotion while we watch robert patrick movies





















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mashqauck
05-20-2006, 09:08 PM
Anyday baby, just call the cellphoNEZzzzz

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-21-2006, 01:27 AM
that girl just needed to build a log cabin and was holding it, while the excitement of seeing your finely brushed hair one slipped out

Visionz
05-21-2006, 01:30 AM
word^, a fart shouldn't have stopped you. You stop fuckin whenever a girl queefs?

mashqauck
05-21-2006, 03:27 AM
i love when a girl just queefs in my mouth, omg the taste and feel

Murdah Piff
05-21-2006, 06:54 AM
ma ya pussy stink, it been under siege
heres a douche bag hot rag, summer's Eve
yes a hot bath, run run run it please
you hummin geez, through ya dungarees

maestro wooz
05-21-2006, 07:22 AM
you had me at "so we went to this piece of shit fastfood joint"

Soul Controller
05-21-2006, 07:48 AM
lol

u stopped recogniseing the gurl coz she farted
LOL

CherChezLaMarauder
05-21-2006, 09:57 AM
how did it smell?

TeknicelStylez
05-21-2006, 09:59 AM
If anything that should've been like your opener

like

"Ma I know you farted, but I like you anyway"

LOL

Big Bad Man
05-21-2006, 10:11 AM
If anything that should've been like your opener

like

"Ma I know you farted, but I like you anyway"

LOL

Ha, I agree. Was that you baby? Tell me that wasnt you... Then if she ner spoke to ya coulda said fuck it, you smell anyhow, lesbian!

TUCO
05-21-2006, 10:12 AM
maaaan like YOUR shit dont stink....i wouldve kept at her yo...but wouldve waited till she got outside so her shame can pass

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-21-2006, 02:08 PM
Ha, I agree. Was that you baby? Tell me that wasnt you... Then if she ner spoke to ya coulda said fuck it, you smell anyhow, lesbian!
I concur with BBM, give her the manolo tongue after you call her lesbian

Sifu Dragon
05-21-2006, 02:17 PM
you probably went back to the place and sniffed the seat she was on...

Chief 'Broom
05-21-2006, 02:19 PM
lesbain, manolo tongues and sniffing the seat - i got nothing left

dead dead dead

Big Bad Man
05-21-2006, 04:39 PM
I concur with BBM, give her the manolo tongue after you call her lesbian

Lol, exactly!

Jesus Christ
05-21-2006, 05:18 PM
Yo.........she just skipped ahead in the relationship department if she feels like she can do that around you. Skip the introductions, let's get to right to the laying around stink all day stage. Maybe she just had to take a shit real bad, and she needed to eat something to help force it through.

Gawd
05-21-2006, 05:45 PM
so we went to this piece of shit fastfood joint and i see this mad cute white girl, i mean.. like short, skinny, cute booty with a nice pair of C's, and she just givin me this eye and we pass eachother but i go to order and she sits down

but me bein the pussy i am when a lot of peope are near i dont talk to her
i get my foutain drink while singing a chorus in my head
"go get cha wet wipes"
and i walk by her, all of a sudden i hear a fuckin
BLUPPPPPPP

so wtf the bitch farted and the fuckin plastic chair she was on made it echo or wahtever and shit was fuckin loud

fuck man
fucking dirty bitches
i didnt even look at her afterwards, i just clensed the dirty thoughts with clear, pure, jasper ones





p.s. i meant black angus, not anus

She must be into teh buttsecks