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Da Dishonourable Don
05-24-2006, 12:35 AM
2 rounds
topics will be given by Big Ben
first to 5
3-0 is a k.o.
votes for each round
no voting method

Da Dishonourable Don
05-24-2006, 12:41 AM
all we need is Ben to throw those topics and we'll begin, so Slippy if you see that the topics have been posted start settin' it off, I'll do the same

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-24-2006, 01:13 PM
Lips


Musty Smell


Shit Stained Underwear


Gum Disease




Mothers

Da Dishonourable Don
05-25-2006, 05:53 AM
hey yo Da Don be droppin' sick shit while this tranny's rockin' lipstick/
kid I'm quick to cock the biscuit, I hope this dude is optimistic/
when I'm done droppin' Slippy you won't have a pot to piss in/
just some hurpie LIPS and cold sores from suckin' cock in prison/
you're not persistent, listen B I'll leave you in a dusty trail/
rigamortis in your sytem left you with a MUSTY SMELL/
chill, you're not a pimp homie, quit posin' for chicks/
YOU STINK, now go buy your broke ass a deodourant stick/
it's Creepy Follows mothafucka, I'll leave your cipher smashed/
your SHIT STAINED UNDERWEAR gave you a diaper rash/
strike ya fast, how dare you try give heart to Da Don/
homie you're hot shit with a skid mark on your thong/
son you'll catch the gingivitis if you ever try to bite this/
the tarter in your plaque is even harder than your rap ciphas/
hepititis C, chicks turn him down when he smiles/
fuck a GUM DISEASE pal , I'll knock your teeth out after a freestyle/
strangle and suffocate your fat momma on MOTHER's day/
I'll stuff her face in a toilet bowl and watch her life flush away/
it's enough to say "DAMN", Da Dishonourable's rude/
dangerous dude, I'll rape your babymom's ass with no anal lube!

my bad though, he's only 9 years old! he ain't got no babymomma drama!lol

Jesus Christ
05-28-2006, 01:47 AM
Hey yo, Da Don be rocking Bonnie Belle lip gloss/
while he raps about prison sex and dick sauce/
A diss-honorable dude with the anal lube dropping nothing but that semen laced fag shit/
I leave this fag split bleeding out his fat lips/
Mother fucker I’ll leave you knocked out coagulating in a bloody crusty gel/
Piss in your face and have you wake up wondering “what’s that musty smell?”/
Bitches say “he bust so swell, it’s no wonder even the mighty loose”/
they just wanna suck my dick and bleach my shit stained spidey under-roos/
Blundering fool, picture me in a shit stained thong/
Pulling material to the side and tea bagging your shit faced moms/
Spit laced dong dropping super chewy cum to please/
gave your baby mom’s lock jaw herpes simplex Gum Disease/
Bitch please- I bust so much potent cheeze/
your wife needs to wear a rubber over her nose every time the bitch farts and sneeze/
Better believe the hype-
9 years old, holloring for your moms cuz I need to wipe/
Frighening, hot shit enough to scare clorox whitening/
Zen Bhudda raps to bless you faggots with enlightening...........


hey can we get some different- non shitty topics for the second round.

somthing like candy bars or pokemon or jelly fish or jump ropes or somthing?

hazidus hitman
05-29-2006, 08:47 AM
thats a tight battle!
hard to vote for....but after reading this shit like 3 times i have come the the conclusion....

flow=Da Dishonourable Don
punches=tie...that was too tight to decide on.
vocabulary=Slippy The Pimp. wasnt too much to go on by both.
creativity=Da Dishonourable Don
wordplay=Slippy The Pimp

both rhymes were well written and structured so made it fuckin hard to decide, but it came down to Da Dishonourable Don who seemed to take it for me.
peace to both MC's, sum brutal and raw fukn tallent in there, just the way its supposed to be!

Da Dishonourable Don
06-08-2006, 03:19 AM
ROUND 2

we'll just have to wait for BigBen to hand the topics out

Man @ Armz
06-20-2006, 07:57 PM
flow= slippy
wordplay=don
creativity =don
vocabulary=tie
punches =slippy
Imma have ta vote for slippy just overall liked it more

Da Dishonourable Don
06-24-2006, 06:10 PM
what up with Big Ben?, I sent him 2 pm's to set up the topics and he still ain't done it, let's git it on!

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-25-2006, 01:53 PM
Folding Hammock

Pastrami Sandwich

Lightning Bolts

Garbage Disposal

4 fingers

Da Dishonourable Don
06-26-2006, 03:19 AM
alright then, Ben you came through, respect!
I'll pm Slippy and we'll get this shit rollin' soon as he responds!

Da Dishonourable Don
06-27-2006, 09:18 PM
whenever you're ready Slippy, you drop first this time!

Da Dishonourable Don
07-05-2006, 06:00 PM
still waiting for you to drop Slippy, what up?

Da Dishonourable Don
07-13-2006, 06:26 PM
Slippy, what's good, forgot about this battle?

Jesus Christ
07-14-2006, 10:44 AM
I didn't forget, Like I said, I got a new stack of porn. Midget Black girls in space.

Plus, I've been defending my titles on other forums, and I wasn't really feeling these topics, but i'll hit you this weekend, probably by tonight.