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stak84
05-25-2006, 06:53 PM
Hi, my name is Froth from the corpse, im pretty much just a giant
faggit tryin to make it in this crazy world. Ive been a big fat gay
ugly bum pretty much my whole life, i used to get raped with gardening
tools by our gardner/father from a very young age and i think it turned
me gay. I act like im straight and even married a fat white pasty
naggy bitch to fit in but i dont think its working, i still lust after the
hunky scent of prepubescant euro faggit boys like jasper on a regular
basis. Id have kids by now but i cant contain an erection while
looking at the discolored pile of roast beef that is my wifes vaginer
so i usually just fuck her with a foreign object till she gets bored and
falls asleep this is my final goodbye, im gonna go join a cult in which
i will wear nike cortez' and throw myself in front of an amtrak to end
my pathetic meaningless existence besides look at me
http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uploads/post-1809-1146835437.jpg

wouldnt you kill yourself too?

INF
05-25-2006, 06:57 PM
Posers are funny but it takes all kinds in this world.

This shit is funny though considering that he actin an ass to my boy Tek.

I wonder if froth will come up in this thread. Thats when shit really gets funny.




One.

Sicka than aidZ
05-25-2006, 06:59 PM
Damn Stak, Post Sucked, I Liked The Thread U Did The Other Day Better..... YEAH, U E-SONNED THE SHIT OUTTA FROTH, BUT NOT AS GOOD AS THAT ONE THREAD MAN. THE ONE WHERE DUDE SAID "ROFLCOPTER"..... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK^O^

stak84
05-25-2006, 07:01 PM
shut the fuck up biatch, you just got alliances
with this ginger faggit

TeknicelStylez
05-25-2006, 07:01 PM
LOL

You ever saw the south park episode with the ginger kids?

Imagine how froth looked when he was younger, you know he got picked on everyday.

stak84
05-25-2006, 07:03 PM
yeah this mufucka look like a fuckin door to door vacuum
salesman and shit

ps gay sex may cause aids

TeknicelStylez
05-25-2006, 07:04 PM
I honestly don't see the purpose in existing when you look like that. I bet his penis retracts inside his body when he sees a naked female.

JASPER
05-25-2006, 07:08 PM
Oh look at me making threads like a sucker. Borderline retarded, always aligning my sentences in a homoerotic manner, much like queer poets.


You're never gonna make it, wangflop.

stak84
05-25-2006, 07:09 PM
lmao^

he looks like the kind of dude that walks real fast at night
cuz he can see his shadow behind him

i bet when he nuts hes like

"im ejaculating im ejaculating ohhhh it feels stupendous"
hahah what a fag

INF
05-25-2006, 07:16 PM
omg, lmao. where is this fuckin chump tho? I bet he lurkin and jerkin to tha fact that anybody talkin bout him period. SMH.

stak84
05-25-2006, 07:20 PM
Oh look at me making threads like a sucker. Borderline retarded, always aligning my sentences in a homoerotic manner, much like queer poets.


You're never gonna make it, wangflop.

shut the fuck up jaspo, you just mad cuz you and all
those corpse fags buttfuck eachother over the interweb

you guys are kinda like the greek gay army you all fight for
eachother cuz of your gay alliances

ps butt sex is the leading cause of alzheimers (look it up)

The Hound
05-25-2006, 07:28 PM
roflcopter

stak84
05-25-2006, 07:35 PM
Rofl Macchio

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/TheKarateKid.png

The Hound
05-25-2006, 07:37 PM
roflcopter45

stak84
05-25-2006, 07:40 PM
roflpuss

JASPER
05-25-2006, 07:40 PM
shut the fuck up jaspo, you just mad cuz you and all
those corpse fags buttfuck eachother over the interweb

you guys are kinda like the greek gay army you all fight for
eachother cuz of your gay alliances

ps butt sex is the leading cause of alzheimers (look it up)I'm disgusted by your appalling sense of humour. Typing like a girl with your internet words. lawl ur teh gay lmao!2111

Hit yourself with in the head with a train untill the fake flows out your skull. Child.

stak84
05-25-2006, 07:42 PM
jaspo is jealous of my intellectual and sexual prowess

TeknicelStylez
05-25-2006, 08:46 PM
Jasper is my friend

Hi

Peace be with you

SHRAP
05-25-2006, 09:44 PM
aint nothin less funny than a fat middle aged man tryna be funny

stak84
05-26-2006, 12:02 AM
wise words canuck, wise words

maestro wooz
05-26-2006, 12:38 AM
staks been taking notes for a couple months now, im glad he finally has the confidence to make threads.
Honestly though, what a shout for attention. Sign up on a site, look around, and then make a thread to diss someone? Congratulations "yay area" (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyphy , yeah, tight dude) resident, you can accept about an increase in 3 rep power from euros and 16 year old prebuscents over the next 2 days.
But seriously, how can this dude hate on anyone when hes another unmasked faggot tough guy.
http://myspace-844.vo.llnwd.net/00766/44/85/766155844_l.jpg
stack visiting his friends dorm in 2003, he chose the community college route.

nice man, youre sure to get alot of rep for this one...

eVoL
05-26-2006, 12:47 AM
stak



your mother is a recovering crack addict who has ceasection scars, and your father gets his resume ripped up infront of him when he applies at mcdonalds to support you, your sickel-celled mongoloid sister, and your transexual cousin
as a younger child, you collected Creed albums and used the alias "CoolKid2951" on aol chatrooms and pretended you had many friends
when you get mad on the internet you open and close your fist violently while squinting your eyes

TeknicelStylez
05-26-2006, 01:27 AM
stak



your mother is a recovering crack addict who has ceasection scars, and your father gets his resume ripped up infront of him when he applies at mcdonalds to support you, your sickel-celled mongoloid sister, and your transexual cousin
as a younger child, you collected Creed albums and used the alias "CoolKid2951" on aol chatrooms and pretended you had many friends
when you get mad on the internet you open and close your fist violently while squinting your eyes

staks parents are dead

Murdah Piff
05-26-2006, 01:49 AM
evol is a necrophiliac

stak84
05-26-2006, 01:54 AM
congrats you fuckin cunts, my folks is dead but whatever ill
roll with the punches, evol your a dirty mexican faggit and
i hope you get your green card so your job in the garden
section of your local wal mart will be legit and you wont have
to worry about getting deported everytime some popo is in the
same lane as you while you driving your 1989 datsun hatchback
to work

wooz your a jew and an ugly jew at that i suppose i could go
google "jew" and see what pops up and make up a story about
you(which would surely be alot funnier than that unfunny piece
of shit you wrote about me) but it seems old, and the funny thing
is you had to go find a picture of some fag and say it was me
i didnt have to do that cuz your boy looks like a fag in real life


ps i thought you corpse fags werre supposed to be down with
the sarcastic funny shit yall can dish it but cant take it?
anyways im not lookin for rep i do this shit cuz i find it funny
personally, i do it strictly for comedic affect and thats it, strange
everyone else on this site seems to think the shit i write on here
is pretty fuckin hilarious besides you dickheads

Murdah Piff
05-26-2006, 02:06 AM
yea but this isnt the corpse this is herb central WTC

TeknicelStylez
05-26-2006, 02:28 AM
A.K.A shut your fuckin canadian mouth before I do it for you

eVoL
05-26-2006, 02:43 AM
you shouldnt be allowed to diss mexicans you spaced out hermaphrodite
http://myspace-844.vo.llnwd.net/00766/44/85/766155844_l.jpg





i'll stick that bottle up ya nostril and buttbone u pretending i'm 43 years old and still in prison

SurreaL
05-26-2006, 02:52 AM
A.K.A shut your fuckin canadian mouth before I do it for you

Chill the fuck out with that Canadian bullshit, you got nothing else to say to another, so you pull up this country bullshit? Please grow the fuck up and stop with this internet dick measuring contest you's got going on here.

stak84
05-26-2006, 01:39 PM
ps this is woozhttp://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uploads/post-208-1116305136.jpg

pss tek is right canadians suck

maestro wooz
05-26-2006, 05:00 PM
staks been pming people to check out his thread, hes only got 3 rep comments for it so far

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
05-26-2006, 05:06 PM
LMAO and it continues!

stak84
05-26-2006, 05:20 PM
staks been pming people to check out his thread, hes only got 3 rep comments for it so far

wooz=wack ask the germans
no rep comments on the thread and you know what thats ok with
me, i do it for the love of the game not for the fame

ps say what you will you look like this
http://www.thecorpse.com/forums/uploads/post-208-1116305136.jpg

i win
try to beat me but you cant you can only cheat me to defeat me

JASPER
05-26-2006, 05:48 PM
I guess it's that time of the month again. Does your vagina tinkle when you type these angry words? I bet it does and makes you feel warm inside like back in highschool when the teacher let you answer the question he was asking the class and you gave the correct answer plus related trivia whilst gleeing with pride.
"Oh hey everybody, look at me being a complete drama queen, soap opera sucker. Please ignore the fact that I just called out a bunch of people just for the sake of causing conflict and give me some shiny reputation squares."

Flapjack.

snapple
05-26-2006, 05:57 PM
e-thuggin and e-toughtalkin all day everyday

stak84
05-26-2006, 05:58 PM
oh jaspo there is no malicious intent in anything i do
i could see how this would be frustrating for you euro
cracker jack ass and all, why does anybody on this board
do anything they do? cuz they are bored, at least thats
how it works for me, if i couldnt talk shit to random people
from my cubicle i think id go nuts. i understand your
e-alligances run deep cuz you are a special kind of super
fag so i forgive you

ps the only reason i keep talking shit is cuz people keep responding

pss jaspo recites shakespearian poetry at childrens parties

Sicka than aidZ
05-26-2006, 06:45 PM
Oh look at me making threads like a sucker. Borderline retarded, always aligning my sentences in a homoerotic manner, much like queer poets.


You're never gonna make it, wangflop.

hahahahahahahah9:|6

TeknicelStylez
05-26-2006, 07:38 PM
Someone went homotional on the canadian joke

Sicka than aidZ
05-26-2006, 07:39 PM
Someone went homotional on the canadian joke

FUCK CANADA http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/jameztwo/smileyflamethrower.gif

TeknicelStylez
05-26-2006, 07:43 PM
AHAHAHA

I EAT MAPLE SYRUP FOR BREAKFAST AND TAKE A STEAMING CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKE DHIARHEA ALL OVER CANADA

Seriously though, you guys suck...

P.S. You suck at hockey

Double P.S. I hope your face explodes

JASPER
05-26-2006, 07:43 PM
Fuck any country whose main export products are mud and snow.

Sicka than aidZ
05-26-2006, 07:44 PM
Cept The Chicks, They're Easy, Canada's Ok

TeknicelStylez
05-26-2006, 08:40 PM
fuck you too

F U C K Y O U
05-26-2006, 08:45 PM
Like it's busy on the street snapple.

F U C K Y O U
05-26-2006, 08:49 PM
Tek has no penis.

TeknicelStylez
05-26-2006, 08:51 PM
That's why I'm going to PM you a picture of it in 10 seconds

Seriously.

Sicka than aidZ
05-26-2006, 08:51 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sicka than aidZ
05-26-2006, 08:52 PM
What Is It Doggie??

TeknicelStylez
05-26-2006, 08:54 PM
chillllling maaaang mad bored, T-Storm blowing outside, nobody wants to smoke zee herbals

maestro wooz
05-26-2006, 09:15 PM
come down to maryland ill smoke em with you, beat friday night and low on buddha : (

stak84
05-27-2006, 02:59 AM
wish i smoked but i always crash into things with my car
when i do b sides my po says that its not a good idea

SHRAP
05-28-2006, 06:01 PM
wtf wait who the fuck is this

http://myspace-844.vo.llnwd.net/00766/44/85/766155844_l.jpg

stak84
05-28-2006, 07:37 PM
i have no fuckin idea supposedly thats what i look like
though, who cares wooz is a jew so he automatically loses
at life

SHRAP
05-28-2006, 09:07 PM
wooz would win if that actually was you

stak84
05-28-2006, 10:18 PM
well its not and weve all seen what you look like or should
i go find a pic and post that shit so we can all remember
what a goofy ass virgin wigger you are

SHRAP
05-29-2006, 01:49 AM
what the fucks a goofy ass virgin wigger? sounds like something a white suburban highschool dropout goofy ass virgin wigger would say... bitch i dont care how much your mommy and daddy make a year, youre on a hiphop site so at least try 2 speak thorough even if you aint real like me... i dont understand your faggot trucker hat rockin bumpin mac dre in your honda accord ass gibberish u fuckin cracker

TeknicelStylez
05-29-2006, 04:54 AM
oh shiiit

snapple
05-29-2006, 10:16 AM
hahahah

LHX
05-29-2006, 10:24 AM
i LOLed

Grongle
05-29-2006, 11:34 AM
LOL

You ever saw the south park episode with the ginger kids?

Imagine how froth looked when he was younger, you know he got picked on everyday.

ha ha good episode :clap:

maestro wooz
05-29-2006, 02:33 PM
yeah that's stak's picture i saw it on another forum he posts at

SHRAP
05-29-2006, 11:36 PM
^^ explains why he got so menstrual over my comment

mashqauck
05-29-2006, 11:40 PM
that's just how every women gets when they are bleeding a fucking goat out of their vagina, usually.