View Full Version : Slippy VS. Spoken<-------WINNER (The Beef Cake vs. The Cup Cake)

Jesus Christ
05-28-2006, 03:15 AM
Ok rules are.........

Timed battle- To speed things along-

who ever drops first, the other person must drop within 24 hours of their post, or they will take a one vote penalty- And an additional vote penalty for every day there after.

5 votes to win.
No using the words- homo, fag, faggot, or anything to do with prison/anal sex for that matter.

Classic, Vernakular and any basically any hater on the forum isn't allowed to vote.

Jesus Christ
06-01-2006, 03:53 AM
Spoken but not heard, I was overcome with laughter/
How you gonna pen ďthe secret to whack shitĒ the first chapter?/
after I murder ya Iím gonna eat your pussy raw and floss with the long ní curlys/
you smell like abortion clinic bitches for droppin prematurely/
surely you donít think your rhymes are ready for this Champ's game/
how you gonna call me queer and swing from Classicís nuts mang?/
Itís a shame and pity though, you came with disses but a shitty flow/
milked it hard, but Iím gonna ween you from that titty hoe/
and show you how to pen nothing short of spectacular/
quote my battle stats but forgot to mention what happened to Vernacular?/
Granular sweeter sugar, weave rhymes into a sweater- fat knit/
spread like cancer on this bitch, have her feeling on her fat tits/
thatís it Iím fed up with all this cock riding duke/
WMDís, like Osama HAZARDOUS and hiding nukes/
Luke Duke or Daisy? your fingers nails couldnít graze me/
You couldnít come dirty if you was dancing with Patrick Swayze/
over 50 linez but I was asleep after the part with the kiddie pool/
if you want to fuck yourself why not just invest in a shitty tool?/
I pity the fool that donít eat Slippy Pimp Cereal/
and wack ass rappers that have me wasting material/
I'm coming sick like ilzPotent with a Venereal disease/
Ill enuff to make ya bleed from the teflon imperial steeze/
and have ya wheeze like asthmatics/
you couldnít spice your verse with back up vocals from the Fabulous Dramatics/
Tatics thatíll get your ass churned smooth in butter raps/
wake up in the ditch bruised from these gutter slaps/
you mutter crap and stutter like a retard/
come at me spastic, three dots.... and a leotard- quite frankly Iím not impressed/
try and digest this flow- like ridilin, iíll leave you depressed and low/
obssessed like a pregnant hoe- you need a pap test/
just to let you know your knocked by a pimp that raps best........

I'll take that vote penalty, Classic get your hater ass out of this thread i'll deal with you next.

06-01-2006, 08:41 AM
Flow - Slippy
Vocab - Tie
Punchlines - Slippy
Wordplay - Slippy
Creativity - Tie

I vote for..Slippy

Jesus Christ
06-01-2006, 11:17 AM
You Dropped the verse too late, homie....LOL...

24 hours has come n gone...

Like the rules stated, I have to take a one vote penalty- Don't hate homey just let the voters vote.

Besides, you went well over 50 lines and you don't here me bitching about the rules, seeing as I'm the one that made them.

Sickness Everlasting
06-01-2006, 12:51 PM
spoken won this, better punches nice and juicy naw mean, but props to slippery pimp hes sick for age 9? shit man 1

Jesus Christ
06-01-2006, 03:12 PM
Besides...i Wasn't Hating...just funny, knowing that if i dropped the verse today, you would've been writing an essay on how i bitched out and took 2 days on writing a verse to come back with....but you already took THAT slot...LOL...

ok, you fucking nerd, I guess you can see the future huh? You just predict shit huh?

The time limit was to motivate me to come back here and write somthing, and to motivate you to do the same- mother fuckers have lives outside of the net you fucking geek.

it's funny to me how the first vote dropped was for me, then you stepped in trying to sway votes in your favor- fuck that -just shut the fuck up and let the voters vote.

06-01-2006, 08:45 PM
This Fuck-face Couldn't Diss The Champ...I Mean...Scouts Laughed At Him...
And He Dissed The Camp
And If He Records...The Mic Just Won't Work...and Then He'll go and Diss The Amp

punches ill 1,2 1,2... hahaha

spoken has better punches they hurt... peace


Sicka than aidZ
06-02-2006, 11:55 PM
gotta go with spoken, slippy dropped late, u should rematch and follow the rules. peace

Jesus Christ
06-03-2006, 01:20 AM
I made the rules dummy........

Jesus Christ
06-03-2006, 01:33 AM
OK for those of you that are too fucking stupid to read..........the rules for this battle are-

If you drop 24 hours after you opponent- then you must take a one vote penalty, and an additional penalty for every day there after.

So, I dropped a day late I have to take minus one vote-

other than that- the voting is house rules-

Sickas vote doesn't count at this time because he didn't explain his vote, or misunderstood the rules, if he come back and explains himself I'll count it.

so right now the votes are at 1-1 minus one vote for me wich leaves it at............

1-0 spoken in the lead

now vote fuckers.

06-03-2006, 01:57 AM
I voted for SPOKEN as well...

Jesus Christ
06-03-2006, 02:08 AM
^^your vote counted homey- that other cat's vote doesn't count because he don't have enough posts to vote

06-03-2006, 11:54 AM
juuuu mad?

Sicka than aidZ
06-03-2006, 12:56 PM
I made the rules dummy........

Look dude, i dont think anyone can come up with something that dope in 24 hours. Ive read some of your other shit, way different, dont count my vote, spoken prolly doesnt give a shit. He's prolly gettin brains in pool of vomit. Who knows slippy, staycool bro

Jesus Christ
06-04-2006, 10:52 AM
Look dude, i dont think anyone can come up with something that dope in 24 hours. Ive read some of your other shit, way different, dont count my vote, spoken prolly doesnt give a shit. He's prolly gettin brains in pool of vomit. Who knows slippy, staycool bro

Actually I wrote that pretty quick, I just had to be somewhere that was a higher priority than this battle. Hence the reason I made the rules for docking votes- If I hadn't made that rule I probably wouldn't have time to drop until this weekend. And I wanted spoken to drop quick too.

06-04-2006, 03:49 PM
Flow - Spoken
Vocab - Tie
Punchlines - SPoken
Wordplay - Spoken
Creativity - Slippy

I vote for Spoken

Sicka than aidZ
06-04-2006, 04:07 PM
spoken probably forgot about this battle.

06-04-2006, 04:31 PM
nah he just aint been online for a while im guessing..

Definitive X
06-05-2006, 08:14 PM
My votes going to Spoken...he held my attention more often with his verse, period...



Slippy's getting better, though...