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mashqauck
05-29-2006, 08:13 PM
So check it out I only came back because the real world isn't as cool as the internet. I searched the streets for a summer job but everyone turned me down because I was either too young or I wouldn't accept the lousy pay! :loser: fuckin' cunt losers they was. So i rolled up with my homies instead of staying home posting here but I realized my friends are fuckheads who just have circlejerks everynight and I can't stand getting other peoples cum on my hands anymore. I was contemplating hmmm should I come back or not. I figured you'd all hate me if I came back but the thing is, Is i'm hated more here in this city than over the net. I tried everything. I even went to find a girlfriend but the girls don't like me anymore because I masturbate to much they say. They tell me I make too many jokes about gay sex, etc. I said fuck ya'll hoes if you ain't into a G then go lick yer own clits. right? :dead::dead: they smelled like fish too. At least this one asian girl. I don't exactly know how long i've been gone but i can tell you now that it was TOO long. I thrived to read, reply, and discuss posts with you guys again. There is so much I can tolerate and shit. I missed Sicka too much also because he has been like a father to me. :cop::cop::cop: or a fucking policeman sucking my E-posts and shit. Plus I've never had any REAL friends besides you all. I really want to have sex with Ms.Rza and the rest of the online babes. But I have a smaller penis than the rest of you black cock down fucking dick warriors. So i'll just sit back and wait till the day I get a honey. BTW I got a lot of shit done while being offline. I got to draw three pictures, I played basketball fer half an hour and I did a backside grind on this curb outside my house. I mean fucking aye I did more than I usually do. And It all had to be very fucking whats it called. Athletic and shit.

I've actually been working on a 6pack and shit. I'm almost there. I just gotta keep lifting dumbellz and shit whatever and do my situps, pullups, pushups, arm hangs, and eight minute abs and shit. I just hope you all can get me through this hard time because I have been feeling really down lately. Since my gramps just died too! fuck, ya'll need to send me some teen porn to wack off to so I can lose this wack ass streess.

Aiight den negguz. Peace to ya'll. also i'd like to say thanks to all who respect me and let me be me. because most bitches don't.




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the size of my real dick ferreal. it's bigger than ya'll probably think

num2son
05-29-2006, 08:15 PM
Player, welcome back, we all knew it. expect me

Oztradamus
05-29-2006, 08:15 PM
LMAO!!! Classic Shit Mash.. You done did it again..

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mashqauck again.

Ghost Deini
05-29-2006, 08:26 PM
Lol 9:|6

mashqauck
05-29-2006, 08:27 PM
i'm not really a faggot




















































































































sike. http://www.gay-honey.com/_CONTENT/aglcneh840/14.jpg

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
05-29-2006, 08:29 PM
mash is a fucking legend

hahahahahahahaha

Aqueous Moon
05-29-2006, 08:32 PM
Got damn...lmbao.

Hidden Chamber
05-29-2006, 08:36 PM
close this thread now!!!!!!!!!!!

mashqauck
05-29-2006, 08:38 PM
close this thread now!!!!!!!!!!!


you can close this thread but please, don't close your mouth.



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Oztradamus
05-29-2006, 08:39 PM
^lol

Pwn3d!!11!1

The Hound
05-29-2006, 08:41 PM
LOL this cunt is so random, funny mofo

mashqauck
05-29-2006, 08:44 PM
If I was a yeast infection I bet i'd have so much pussy right now. I want some fucking cocaine right now.

you ever melt cocaine and turn it to a liquid

these bitches got that pure kilo http://www.dick-deputy.com/sperm-swap/index_files/3.jpg


i once snorted a pixie stick and i had arthritis for 4 days. my doc said it's because the materials in there are hazourdes to your erectile system

stak84
05-29-2006, 08:45 PM
Mash is taht DOOOD!

The Hound
05-29-2006, 08:46 PM
he mite be funny but mofo is NASTY aswell damn

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
05-29-2006, 08:47 PM
Don't try to out gay mash. You just can't.

mashqauck
05-29-2006, 08:52 PM
i'm not gay. it's just a homosexual experiment phase I am going through.











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sucking penis takes a lot out of you































































































































































































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gettin' ready fer something vicious!

Hidden Chamber
05-29-2006, 08:53 PM
Mashquack, U lil' muthafucka i will father ya ass!

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
05-29-2006, 08:54 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/akabobbyd/blackz.jpg

you can let windwalker use this

mashqauck
05-29-2006, 08:55 PM
prepare for the grandfathering!









http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/akabobbyd/yes.jpg

Hidden Chamber
05-29-2006, 08:57 PM
Sumbody shud tell dis kat 2 watch his fuckin mouth around grownfolks.

mashqauck
05-29-2006, 09:00 PM
Sumbody shud tell dis kat 2 watch his fuckin mouth around grownfolks.


most deez other "kats" are older than you... So they wouldn't know exactly how it is being in your grownfolk shoes!







plus i'm just a little kid.






























http://www.armyofgod.com/head-jar.jpg

you wouldn't hurt a child would you?

Aqueous Moon
05-29-2006, 09:03 PM
:r ewwww....geez!

Sicka than aidZ
05-29-2006, 09:12 PM
you can close this thread but please, don't close your mouth.



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bwahahahahahahahaha

sonnage nigga

JASPER
05-29-2006, 10:57 PM
Fuck me daddy, spank me daddy

Big Risk
05-29-2006, 10:57 PM
dude, lmfao man. Chill with this shit LOL!! MAn pm e for a track eh.

JASPER
05-29-2006, 11:04 PM
http://img.ircimages.com/ircimages/e/1/e100e845e94450e05ab7213d0f1d0fed.jpg

BRONZBODY
05-29-2006, 11:19 PM
i'm not really a faggot




















































































































sike. http://www.gay-honey.com/_CONTENT/aglcneh840/14.jpgi KNEW matt damon was a fag!!!!!!!

EAGLE EYE
05-29-2006, 11:19 PM
holy shit i feel dirty now that I read through this post. This kid is the illest. He's on some like R.A. The Rugged man type mentality..

TeknicelStylez
05-29-2006, 11:28 PM
yea you need to chill the fuck out homie

you too out there

mashqauck
05-30-2006, 12:39 AM
Well I can move back into you! then I'll be less out there yaknow. If ya miss me that much baby!

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Sicka than aidZ
05-30-2006, 02:21 AM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/akabobbyd/blackz.jpg

you can let windwalker use this

lmao

mashqauck
05-30-2006, 02:34 AM
Windwalker is here with me now, he said that isn't racist enough.


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his apprentice

born invincible
05-30-2006, 02:42 AM
mash = classic

mashqauck
05-30-2006, 02:49 AM
classic this thread then you fucking invinciable mod of being born within the fucking womb of superwoman!


classic it now!!!









BLACKFIGHTER SAYS:

"CLASSIC THE SHIT!"

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Sicka than aidZ
05-30-2006, 02:50 AM
Id Kick His Fuckin Ass Too, Im Bruce Lee Nigga

Sicka than aidZ
05-30-2006, 02:51 AM
Actuall Y Im Wuhammed Ali

mashqauck
05-30-2006, 03:01 AM
Wuhammed Tangli



THE ORIGINAL!!!

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SurreaL
05-30-2006, 03:44 AM
Mash still makes funnier threads then 95% of you wannabee's.

002
05-30-2006, 06:28 AM
lmao

welcome back :)

pussy-with-teeth
05-30-2006, 06:35 AM
the fuck ??? son u got problems fo real...somebody better slap u in the face fo doin this shit

Inspectah_Dirk
05-30-2006, 07:32 AM
Don't feel like reading it, again.

But good that ur back.

EAGLE EYE
11-30-2008, 03:17 AM
blah blah bump