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Classic
05-30-2006, 04:52 PM
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After this, just shut the fuck up.
3-0 K.O. First to five.
Unlimited lines/bars.
Feed if you want.

Two rounds you've been "burnt", I know I've HEATED-THIS-KID.
Best move you can MAKE now is STRAIGHT DELETIN'-YOUR-SHIT.
I'll leave this BITCH-BITTER, everyone knows Classic comes QUICKER.
And don't worry about "hate votes", because everybody KNOWS that I'm SICKER.
Positive SCORING your MISSION? Classic TORE Slippy for HIS-DISSIN'.
All Slippy does is BITCH and COMPLAIN, BigBen should make a FORUM-FOR-HIS-BITCHIN'.
I've said it before Slippy, I continue to MAKE-YOU-MELT. Can't beat me alone, go SEEK-SOME-HELP.
And now everyone knows you RIDE dick, you SIGN ON-LINE with a SEAT-BELT.
Your just DROPPING-SHIT-GAY, STOP-POPPIN'-SHIT, just go the OPPOSITE-WAY.
The only chance this dude has BEATIN' ME WOULD BE on OPPOSITE-DAY.
My "quotes" on you NEVER-SHATTER, you'll never be a BETTER-RAPPER.
You're always REJECTED, this outcome is EXPECTED, so voting doesn't even MATTER.
Whether or not you LIKE-IT, In battles I WRITE-IT to BRUISE.
FIGHT IT TO CRUISE, responded to my third challenge (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19563&page=3), why you so EXCITED-TO-LOSE?
I PERFECTED-THE-PEN, never NEGLECTED, cause I always get RESPECTED-WITHIN.
And since "time" is of the ESSENCE, I ain't gotta spit "seconds" to WIN.
I'm never BLINKING, can't REST-AN-EYE, you type to CONFESS-AND-TESTIFY.
Posted ALL OVER the battlefield, but who the fuck you RESPECTED-BY?
You can EXPECT-TO-DIE, never APPROACH-ME, I "watch" opponent's CLOSELY.
With a gaze or a GLARE, if I was a "drink" in the AIR, you still couldn't TOAST-ME! :Y
No MORE back and FOURTH with Slippy, leave him in the DIRT, MURDERED for a THIRD-SPIT.
Look at his signature, we can tell his autograph ain't WORTH-SHIT.
You'll get WHIRLED, TWIRLED, HURLED, I always get my shit DONE.
So DISS-ME-PROPER CINDY LAUPER, "This girl just wants to have FUN!"
Track the buttons I'm PRESSING it's IMPRESSIVE you're s'pose TO SEE.
I could of not even RESPONDED, and people still would VOTE-FOR-ME.
In battles, Slippy SCREAMS OR CRIES, what dat mean? I've SEEN-IN-BETWEEN YOUR LIES!
And my girl's not a LESBO, so this PUSSY will never get BETWEEN-HER-THIGHS.
FORGET-IT. When it's my TURN-TO-SPIT, respect you can't EARN-A-BIT.
Cause your acting like you RIDE, but not even old enough for a PERMIT.
I'm waiting so MOVE-ME, my skills go UNDEBATED, you UNDERRATED? Then PROVE-ME.
You're barely pushin' PG-13, Slippy can't even get into an RATED-R MOVIE!
You never IMPRESSED me AT-ALL, so even when you TEST-ME, doesn't make LESS-OF-ME AT-ALL.
And you're comebacks are weak, so the benefit of you going 2nd, doesn't STRESS-ME-AT-ALL.
My punchlines are SPINNING, "THOU SHALT NOT KILL", HOLY SHIT I'M SINNING.
Please post THIS SHIT in the general chat, still think you'll need a SECOND-OPINON (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19491) for WINNING?
Lets tally the SCORE-CARDS, you haven't beaten me yet, I left you with WAR-SCARS.
How can you last this long WIT-ME, when PEEPS say you got K.O.'d in MY-FIVE-BARS. (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19425).
I'm always the FIRST-TO-SPIT, beatin' you easy, I've only DISPERSED-A-BIT.
But even "pidgeons" fly over this "pimp", cause they know he ain't WORTH-A-SHIT.
I'll RATTLE-YOU, posted our battle in tha general chat, now who you gon TATTLE-TO?
Disadvantage I'm spittin' first, but advantage is that I BATTLE-YOU.
You'll only "sink" to the DEPTH-OF-ME, after this battle, even' you'll give "REP"-TO-ME.
Even with a STAIRMASTER in this thread, you still couldn't STEP-TO-ME.

maestro wooz
05-30-2006, 08:04 PM
eaten alive

oDoUoSoKo
05-30-2006, 08:07 PM
sp is a sore loser

Da Dishonourable Don
05-30-2006, 08:22 PM
what was that like almost 50 bars?, not the best Classic shit that I read but still killin' it, Slippy needs to really come hard if he wants to even get a vote, I don't know why y'all keep battling for, Classic's always tearing this dude apart!

num2son
05-30-2006, 09:39 PM
Slippy please show up.

Sirkulayshun
05-30-2006, 11:14 PM
FIRE!!!!
that verse was crazy

Classic
05-31-2006, 09:10 PM
LMAO. Slippy could AT LEAST check in to say he saw this and is postin' back.
If he doesn't show up tomorrow, this is a "no-show".

Jesus Christ
06-01-2006, 02:57 AM
I'm here fucker, some of us got lives outside wu-corp you fucking geek.

Sickness Everlasting
06-01-2006, 11:49 AM
slip, i dunno if u can come back dawg

Jesus Christ
06-01-2006, 02:14 PM
what? who the fuck is this? Classic you making up alter ego's to help dick ride yourself now?

Classic
06-01-2006, 02:34 PM
what? who the fuck is this? Classic you making up alter ego's to help dick ride yourself now?

LMAO. Still comin' with nothin' but childish disses.
Spit a verse, or shut the fuck up.
All I got to say.

Jesus Christ
06-01-2006, 02:37 PM
stay tuned

Classic
06-01-2006, 08:47 PM
We're still waiting.

Jesus Christ
06-02-2006, 10:36 AM
Classic what's really going on dawg? that verse was just to confess to me/
the only reason you keep coming back here is becuase your obessed with me/
so impressed with me-you research my posts then boast how slippy drops whack shit/
but how you gonna challange me for a third battle and still claim I get my ass kicked?/
see homey I battle anyone and still I got rhymes to speek-
ask vernakular, spoken and the dishonorable don- who did you battle within the last week?
really though it ain't no thang for me to pimp slap a silly hoe/
or another hilly billy from mount olympus yo/
What the dilly yo, you stay up all night just to bust a rhyme?/
I'll shit on you, piss on you, and leave you in a musty grime/
Trust i'm fine- I only talk shit to make you upset/
then I laugh when I read your posts- kid this only the net/
get your facts straight the pimp don't hate he only shits on bitches/
Claim my punches don't hit but then you count your stitches/
which is funny to me how you gonna hyper link the second opinion/
when the votes were 9 to 2 proves who's really winnin'/
ok I lied, let's subtract your vote and mine/
that leaves it 9 to 0 you still feeling fine?/
I'll leave this bitch in slime and I ain't even comming a wee hard/
why you always putting your rhymes in caps? the voters aren't retards/
see kid there's a lot of shit I can say but I choose not/
but you seem to try and cover every angle like your good at licking cock/
It's all right though I'll cease with gay stuff/
how you gonna claim your from Mount olympus when Broke backs on the way buff/
ok I'm sorry- I forced that line/
but hey why should I apologize- you do it all the time/
it's all good though I ain't even trying to win/
I just wanted to knock a few more teeth from shit eating grin/
and expose your ego a little more/
I might be concieted- but you the one that get's fucked like a whore........

Tha Double-P
06-02-2006, 10:42 AM
wow...sorry, but classic fucking raped you on this one

num2son
06-02-2006, 10:55 AM
Flow - Slippy
Creativity - Classic
Punchlines - Tie
Wordplay - Tie
Vocab - Classic

Damn very nice battle.....My Vote goes to Classic by a little

Tha Double-P
06-02-2006, 05:18 PM
flow-slippy
creativity-classic
punchlines-classic
wordplay-classic
vocab-tie

Classic owned in this battle, even tho slippy did a good job, classic fuckin wrecked it.

Classic
06-02-2006, 06:13 PM
Appreciate the votes.
2-0, my favor.
Keep em comin'.

Definitive X
06-02-2006, 06:55 PM
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After this, just shut the fuck up.
3-0 K.O. First to five.
Unlimited lines/bars.
Feed if you want.

Two rounds you've been "burnt", I know I've HEATED-THIS-KID.
Best move you can MAKE now is STRAIGHT DELETIN'-YOUR-SHIT.
I'll leave this BITCH-BITTER, everyone knows Classic comes QUICKER.
And don't worry about "hate votes", because everybody KNOWS that I'm SICKER.
Positive SCORING your MISSION? Classic TORE Slippy for HIS-DISSIN'.
All Slippy does is BITCH and COMPLAIN, BigBen should make a FORUM-FOR-HIS-BITCHIN'.
I've said it before Slippy, I continue to MAKE-YOU-MELT. Can't beat me alone, go SEEK-SOME-HELP.
And now everyone knows you RIDE dick, you SIGN ON-LINE with a SEAT-BELT.
Your just DROPPING-SHIT-GAY, STOP-POPPIN'-SHIT, just go the OPPOSITE-WAY.
The only chance this dude has BEATIN' ME WOULD BE on OPPOSITE-DAY.
My "quotes" on you NEVER-SHATTER, you'll never be a BETTER-RAPPER.
You're always REJECTED, this outcome is EXPECTED, so voting doesn't even MATTER.
Whether or not you LIKE-IT, In battles I WRITE-IT to BRUISE.
FIGHT IT TO CRUISE, responded to my third challenge (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19563&page=3), why you so EXCITED-TO-LOSE?
I PERFECTED-THE-PEN, never NEGLECTED, cause I always get RESPECTED-WITHIN.
And since "time" is of the ESSENCE, I ain't gotta spit "seconds" to WIN.
I'm never BLINKING, can't REST-AN-EYE, you type to CONFESS-AND-TESTIFY.
Posted ALL OVER the battlefield, but who the fuck you RESPECTED-BY?
You can EXPECT-TO-DIE, never APPROACH-ME, I "watch" opponent's CLOSELY.
With a gaze or a GLARE, if I was a "drink" in the AIR, you still couldn't TOAST-ME! :Y
No MORE back and FOURTH with Slippy, leave him in the DIRT, MURDERED for a THIRD-SPIT.
Look at his signature, we can tell his autograph ain't WORTH-SHIT.
You'll get WHIRLED, TWIRLED, HURLED, I always get my shit DONE.
So DISS-ME-PROPER CINDY LAUPER, "This girl just wants to have FUN!"
Track the buttons I'm PRESSING it's IMPRESSIVE you're s'pose TO SEE.
I could of not even RESPONDED, and people still would VOTE-FOR-ME.
In battles, Slippy SCREAMS OR CRIES, what dat mean? I've SEEN-IN-BETWEEN YOUR LIES!
And my girl's not a LESBO, so this PUSSY will never get BETWEEN-HER-THIGHS.
FORGET-IT. When it's my TURN-TO-SPIT, respect you can't EARN-A-BIT.
Cause your acting like you RIDE, but not even old enough for a PERMIT.
I'm waiting so MOVE-ME, my skills go UNDEBATED, you UNDERRATED? Then PROVE-ME.
You're barely pushin' PG-13, Slippy can't even get into an RATED-R MOVIE!
You never IMPRESSED me AT-ALL, so even when you TEST-ME, doesn't make LESS-OF-ME AT-ALL.
And you're comebacks are weak, so the benefit of you going 2nd, doesn't STRESS-ME-AT-ALL.
My punchlines are SPINNING, "THOU SHALT NOT KILL", HOLY SHIT I'M SINNING.
Please post THIS SHIT in the general chat, still think you'll need a SECOND-OPINON (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19491) for WINNING?
Lets tally the SCORE-CARDS, you haven't beaten me yet, I left you with WAR-SCARS.
How can you last this long WIT-ME, when PEEPS say you got K.O.'d in MY-FIVE-BARS. (http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19425).
I'm always the FIRST-TO-SPIT, beatin' you easy, I've only DISPERSED-A-BIT.
But even "pidgeons" fly over this "pimp", cause they know he ain't WORTH-A-SHIT.
I'll RATTLE-YOU, posted our battle in tha general chat, now who you gon TATTLE-TO?
Disadvantage I'm spittin' first, but advantage is that I BATTLE-YOU.
You'll only "sink" to the DEPTH-OF-ME, after this battle, even' you'll give "REP"-TO-ME.
Even with a STAIRMASTER in this thread, you still couldn't STEP-TO-ME.

Dope, dope most definitely...the Stairmaster line was cold, but it's an oft-used punchline...not calling you a biter, B..."Thou sahlt not kill, Holy shit, I'm sinning!" Dope, dope, dope...Slippy's probably gon' be scared to rear his head on the Corp for a while after that shit...PEACE.

Flow-Classic
Creativity-Classic
Punchlines-Classic
Wordplay-Classic
Vocab-Classic

In one word: knockout.

Classic
06-02-2006, 09:36 PM
KNOCKOUT.
3-0 K.O.
That's it people.
Have a nice night.

Big Risk
06-02-2006, 09:54 PM
too bad he aint shit on the mic though.

Classic
06-02-2006, 10:04 PM
^^ Who?

Jesus Christ
06-03-2006, 12:22 AM
Dope, dope most definitely...the Stairmaster line was cold, but it's an oft-used punchline...not calling you a biter, B..."Thou sahlt not kill, Holy shit, I'm sinning!" Dope, dope, dope...Slippy's probably gon' be scared to rear his head on the Corp for a while after that shit...PEACE.

Flow-Classic
Creativity-Classic
Punchlines-Classic
Wordplay-Classic
Vocab-Classic

In one word: knockout.

I'm still here and i'll battle you next fucker, and anyone else that want to get it.

Classic
06-03-2006, 10:43 AM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=459026#post459026
Just can't stop crying and bitching about this shit can you?
Got K.O.'d three times, by me, and you're still just running your fuckin' mouth.
You're a waste.
Just because you lose a battle on the battlefield, doesn't mean tha shit's rigged, it means you were beaten and the spectators though so too.
Get over it.

Jesus Christ
06-04-2006, 09:49 AM
http://www.wutang-corp.com/forum/showthread.php?p=459026#post459026
Just can't stop crying and bitching about this shit can you?
Got K.O.'d three times, by me, and you're still just running your fuckin' mouth.
You're a waste.
Just because you lose a battle on the battlefield, doesn't mean tha shit's rigged, it means you were beaten and the spectators though so too.
Get over it.

I just like to see how easy it is to piss you off. Did you read my verse homey? And i'll keep doing it as long as you feed into it.

Big Risk
06-04-2006, 02:21 PM
You guys aint shit till you battle in real life. Who the fuck text battles and thinks they good for it?

Big Risk
06-04-2006, 02:22 PM
And classic just keeps gettin gayer and gayer, I KOED HIM!!! YEAH 4 K.OS!!! KOS, like this a fuckin boxing match.

Classic
06-04-2006, 06:54 PM
Fuck it, 'nuff has been said.
Not worth the time.

Jesus Christ
06-04-2006, 06:59 PM
And classic just keeps gettin gayer and gayer, I KOED HIM!!! YEAH 4 K.OS!!! KOS, like this a fuckin boxing match.

OWNED!

Jesus Christ
06-04-2006, 07:00 PM
You guys aint shit till you battle in real life. Who the fuck text battles and thinks they good for it?

He has a point, What you say classic, let's take this shit to audio for one last brewhaha.

Classic
06-04-2006, 07:02 PM
Ain't got a mic for audio Slip.

Jesus Christ
06-04-2006, 07:10 PM
s'all good when you get a mic hit me up until then peace shorty duwop.

Definitive X
06-04-2006, 09:38 PM
^^^If you wanna battle, B, you set it up...I have absolutely NO success in that department...

Jesus Christ
06-07-2006, 09:32 AM
^^i'll get at you soon homey, lightening struck my house so I gotta post up at the library- peace.

Definitive X
06-07-2006, 11:44 AM
That's fucked up...

andrem
06-10-2006, 06:59 PM
Classic destroyed slippy in every aspect of the battle.
flow-classic
punches-classic
vocab-classic
creativity-classic
wordplay-classic
no offence to slippy but there was no contest.
slippy's head hit the floor before he unsheathed his sword.

-plus mt. Olympus is where the Greek gods lived not hill billy territory.
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BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
12-22-2006, 11:23 PM
KNOCKOUT!!!