View Full Version : its official..my best friend is gay
BRONZBODY
06-02-2006, 11:13 PM
i wont get into all the detials,but we go to hooters to eat,that being his favorite place to eat,all the chicks know him.so one ask him if he painted his fingernails,and me thinking okay,he is just doin that black pinky nail thing them fukkin emo kids are doin...but they were pink...all ten of em..so i was like okay thats ghey.so then we driving home and shit and he like i gotta stop by vanessa's crib and get my psp.now even tho vanessa and i hate each other,i have to admit she is pretty hot for a chick i wann kill,but for some reason she always throws herself at him,so we get there he knocks on the door,she opens it,bucket fucking naked..and what does this asshole best friend say to her........ "girl go put some clothes on."
needles to say...he diddnt get his psp back....................
mashqauck
06-02-2006, 11:27 PM
maybe he really is gay
http://www.classicalvalues.com/CrossDiv.jpg
we all have secrets
BRONZBODY
06-02-2006, 11:32 PM
yeah.,im not gonna stop being his friend,that would be wrong,but he should stop lying to himself
mashqauck
06-02-2006, 11:35 PM
i'm friends with lotz of gais, thats why i'm so gai.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/akabobbyd/Cumfucious.jpg
i tell it to 'em like cumfucious
num2son
06-02-2006, 11:44 PM
yeah.,im not gonna stop being his friend,that would be wrong,but he should stop lying to himself
He should stop lying to you, does he know that you know he is gay?
BRONZBODY
06-02-2006, 11:50 PM
i think he does...i think
mashqauck
06-02-2006, 11:52 PM
just be like, "are you gay?" but with REAL meaning. Or say "It's okay to be gay." I said these lines to people i knew were gay
BRONZBODY
06-02-2006, 11:54 PM
just be like, "are you gay?" but with REAL meaning. Or say "It's okay to be gay." I said these lines to people i knew were gayi did that before..then he just laughs....
mashqauck
06-02-2006, 11:55 PM
did he laugh really gay like?
BRONZBODY
06-02-2006, 11:57 PM
no it was a nervous kind of laugh
mashqauck
06-03-2006, 12:00 AM
damn, then you caught him rainbow handed. Just try to console him and let him know it's cool as long as he doesn't like you like you.
BRONZBODY
06-03-2006, 12:02 AM
yeah...cause id KILL him if he did...i dont care if we have been friends for 15 years
Ghost Deini
06-03-2006, 12:18 AM
damn, then you caught him rainbow handed. Just try to console him and let him know it's cool as long as he doesn't like you like you.
lmfao :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
rainbow handed nigga!
BRONZBODY
06-03-2006, 12:21 AM
yeah that shit is funnay...
mashqauck
06-03-2006, 12:22 AM
lmfao :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
rainbow handed nigga!
DEINI! whattup fam? :b:b
Ghost Deini
06-03-2006, 12:25 AM
DEINI! whattup fam? :b:b
Nothin much mang, gettin back on this WuCorp thing after I was buisy for a while. Whattup with you.
Congrats on making your friend ghey. :cheerlie:
mashqauck
06-03-2006, 12:28 AM
Yeah man that's tight. I've just been chilling, doing that school thing. Almost done with middle school so I'll be able to talk about gangster shit with you old people soon...
http://hometown.aol.com/ndl99/images/josh.jpg
CHEA!
Ghost Deini
06-03-2006, 12:32 AM
Yeah man that's tight. I've just been chilling, doing that school thing. Almost done with middle school so I'll be able to talk about gangster shit with you old people soon...
http://hometown.aol.com/ndl99/images/josh.jpg
CHEA!
LOL nice nice, school is important :b . Where the hell you get all these crazy ass pictures? :lmao:
mashqauck
06-03-2006, 12:32 AM
Private "Homo-Genius" archive I've had and been collecting for, for about 4 years.
Ghost Deini
06-03-2006, 12:35 AM
Private "Homo-Genius" archive I've had and been collecting for, for about 4 years.
LOL, looks like all that collectin is payin off. That Ellen Degeneres one is fuckin hillarious.
BRONZBODY
06-03-2006, 12:38 AM
Congrats on making your friend ghey. :cheerlie: well i do have a large dick...
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f389/niguh1/penis-42149.jpg (http://s51.photobucket.com/albums/f389/niguh1/?)
wanna suck on it??????????
BRONZBODY
06-03-2006, 12:45 AM
LOL, looks like all that collectin is payin off. That Ellen Degeneres one is fuckin hillarious.fuck yeah dat shit was funny,and i should be offended...but im not
mashqauck
06-03-2006, 12:46 AM
It is building well, although my C: folder is filled out, maxed out, hexxed out to the fullest. I may need a new computer soon.
http://strangecosmos.com/images/content/14394.JPG
more or less this one.
well i do have a large dick
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f389/niguh1/penis-42149.jpg (http://s51.photobucket.com/albums/f389/niguh1/?)
wanna suck on it??????????
Does it ejaculate bees?
BRONZBODY
06-03-2006, 01:03 AM
yep!! afrikan killa beez!!!!
yep!! afrikan killa beez!!!!
no.....i read on the internets that it was a pickle relish type substance and NOt African Bees
BRONZBODY
06-03-2006, 01:26 AM
most women say it tastes like sauerkraut.......
Ghost Deini
06-03-2006, 01:36 AM
It is building well, although my C: folder is filled out, maxed out, hexxed out to the fullest. I may need a new computer soon.
http://strangecosmos.com/images/content/14394.JPG
more or less this one.
LOL i'm rollin :lmao:
Mr. bronz.... A question for you after I watched some of your posts. Does the gayness of ur friend bother you or you have a hidden, subconscious wish to join him in his enterprises?
Strange Fruit
06-03-2006, 04:02 AM
yeah.,im not gonna stop being his friend,that would be wrong,but he should stop lying to himself
muc respect for you on that. he'll need your support should he decide to come out about it.
my best friend is gay too, but he told me he was.
it's hard to accept but it doesn't change him as a person.
he's still the same guy.
most women say it tastes like sauerkraut.......
What women? Besides any women that you have been with were mostly sex slaves who would never even know what sauerkraut is. They just say that to please you.
Even though you say you will still be cool with him after knowing you bound to become strangers or fall out unless you like that culture it brings? N i doubt that so what you going to do when the nails is the lips and all that shit.
TeknicelStylez
06-03-2006, 09:48 AM
What women? Besides any women that you have been with were mostly sex slaves who would never even know what sauerkraut is. They just say that to please you.
deep breaths
it's gen chat champ
TeknicelStylez
06-03-2006, 10:05 AM
i had a gay friend once
for one night eh tuc?
^once upon a night in a cheap motel.
(lol sorry but you know why i did that)
i had a gay friend once
....and his name was Alex from Methical.com
started typin b4 i saw your post tek.
great minds.
....and his name was Alex from Methical.com
gay
lol that shit did used to annoy me. serious what was that about? were u bored?
Does he sleep in pink pyjama's?
lol that shit did used to annoy me. serious what was that about? were u bored?
:mmmyah:
Chief 'Broom
06-03-2006, 03:30 PM
sounds like your gaylord friend is at a serious level of buttsex if he paints his nails and shit - you're just noticing now? you didn't see his pink nails? you bet to pay closer attention before the perverts catch up with you
no offense to your homosexual lifemate and shit like that
Sicka than aidZ
06-03-2006, 03:33 PM
dude, u should go to that chics house an when she opens the door get some pics of her naked ass.
BRONZBODY
06-03-2006, 03:46 PM
dude, u should go to that chics house an when she opens the door get some pics of her naked ass.thats not a bad idea!! since we dont like each other,i could some naked pics of her on the net...
oh if u guys are wondering why we hate each other...i fucked her sister...twice
Sicka than aidZ
06-03-2006, 03:53 PM
thats not a bad idea!! since we dont like each other,i could some naked pics of her on the net...
oh if u guys are wondering why we hate each other...i fucked her sister...twice
GET SOME PICS OF HER SIS TOO !!! 1 :picture:
Its Big Lu baby
06-03-2006, 10:01 PM
sounds like ur friend has a slight case of homosexuality
brown_dogg
06-03-2006, 10:45 PM
maybe he's just borderline homo. try to keep him from going to the rainbow side.
BRONZBODY
06-03-2006, 10:54 PM
i dont know man...my sis said he bought sum press on nails da other day.....
it might be too late.......................
Sicka than aidZ
06-03-2006, 11:49 PM
lmfao :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
rainbow handed nigga!
YEAH THATS FUNNY AS HELL, FUNNIEST SHIT ONLINE
maestro wooz
06-04-2006, 12:50 AM
are you gonna kiss him now or what?
brown_dogg
06-04-2006, 01:07 AM
i dont know man...my sis said he bought sum press on nails da other day.....
it might be too late.......................
you let your sis hangout with him? maybe he hit it and then turned gay.
double loss.
Ghost Deini
06-04-2006, 01:10 AM
you let your sis hangout with him? maybe he hit it and then turned gay.
double loss.
LMFAO :lmao:
BRONZBODY
06-04-2006, 01:11 AM
she dont hang with him...he told her he did.
BRONZBODY
06-04-2006, 01:12 AM
you let your sis hangout with him? maybe he hit it and then turned gay.
double loss.too late for that to dogg. if u get what im sayin
Ghost Deini
06-04-2006, 01:15 AM
Yo bronz, like that dude said get something positive out of the situation and go to that chick's house wit a camera. Any bitch that answers the door naked deserves to be EXPOSED'D.
BRONZBODY
06-04-2006, 01:18 AM
Yo bronz, like that dude said get something positive out of the situation and go to that chick's house wit a camera. Any bitch that answers the door naked deserves to be EXPOSED'D.true,her sister should'nt be a problem for me anyway,but i wanna kill her fonky ass
brown_dogg
06-04-2006, 01:21 AM
haha why so much hate against her? did she give you a VD?
maestro wooz
06-04-2006, 01:23 AM
you should stop being friends with him and throw rocks at his house
BRONZBODY
06-04-2006, 01:25 AM
you should stop being friends with him and throw rocks at his housei cant do that man. we been boys for 15 years,im not gonna shit on him cause he might be a homo.
maestro wooz
06-04-2006, 01:27 AM
http://www.ljplus.ru/img/s/h/sholademi/VOLKI.jpg
no more sleep overs at least
BRONZBODY
06-04-2006, 01:31 AM
http://www.ljplus.ru/img/s/h/sholademi/VOLKI.jpg
no more sleep overs at leastlol. at least we can agree on that!!!:mmmyah:
Sicka than aidZ
06-04-2006, 01:12 PM
haha why so much hate against her? did she give you a VD?
got burnt by gonnerhea
Grongle
06-04-2006, 01:24 PM
"girl go put some clothes on."
only gays and grannys say that
mashqauck
06-04-2006, 05:22 PM
only gays and grannys say that
lol
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