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jaywoods27
07-03-2005, 05:36 PM
Hulk Hogan Rants About Dating His Daughter
Date Added: July 03, 2005
Story By: Randy Tarver (http://www.prowrestling.com/php-bin/contact/index.php?email=randygt@aol.com)
Thanks to Jeremy Horn for sending in the following.

Hulk Hogan recently went on a rant in FHM in regards to his daughter's dating life and here's what he had to say:

"I run a tight ship here, and if you want to date my daughter, Brooke, you must obey the Hulk Hogan Demandments. They're not commandments - they're demandments. Obey them, and you might pass the test.

First off, you have to be clean-cut. If you're a jabroni-you know, tattoos, piercings, purple hair and all that crap-it's not happening. Not in this lifetime.

You must be respectful. When you come over to my house, I don't expect a present, but I do expect you to call me Mr. Hogan and that you bring your best behavior, values, and manners. If you come over, and for some reason I'm not around, stay out of my office and my gym. I don't want my stuff messed with.

Before you take my daughter anywhere, you need to spend some quality time at our house with the family so we can get to know you. That's also when I'll be checking to make sure your pupils aren't dilated and that your eyes aren't jitterbugging all over the place-drugs and alcohol are a definite no-no.

I prefer that you're not a wrestler (http://www.prowrestling.com/news.php?id=14224/articles/news#). If you're meek and mild, I can put the fear of God into you more easily.

You have to be modest. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's cockiness! We had that Aaron Carter kid come by once wanting to date my daughter. He lasted about an hour in my house before I kicked him out. Brooke somehow talked me into inviting him over, and once he was here, he started putting his feet up on the furniture and going into the refrigerator without asking. Finally, I told him to hit the highway.

If I do finally allow you to take Brooke out, I demand that she's returned home on time and that she call to check in every half-hour. I have GPS installed in her car, so I know where you're going. I can also remotely shut her car engine down if I think something funny is going on.

Keep your hands to yourself-and that's not even a demandment, that's standard procedure if you want to live.

I've also taught Brooke how to defend herself. She's been boxing (http://www.prowrestling.com/news.php?id=14224/articles/news#) for three years now and can throw one hell of a right cross. I've taught her some submission holds if somebody puts their hand in the wrong place and basic self-defense stuff like the heel stomp, the crotch shot and the thumb-in-the-eye technique. But no one has been stupid enough to disrespect Brooke like that. It would be trouble if they did: I'm not afraid of a good lawsuit."

002
07-03-2005, 05:52 PM
magnificent

HANZO
07-03-2005, 06:03 PM
i'l give it a go. wat can he do leg drop me!!!

HANZO
07-03-2005, 06:03 PM
i'l give it a go. wat can he do leg drop me!!! steroid pumper

JASPER
07-03-2005, 06:06 PM
I guess that makes me Mr Perfect in Mr Hogans eyes. How old is his daughter? Is she hot?

Mark
07-03-2005, 06:09 PM
I wanna see a picture of this daughter.

JASPER
07-03-2005, 06:15 PM
http://www.925country.com/images/morning_hulk_brooke_hogan.jpg

Wow... Hulk is in no possition to make and demands...

She looks like one of those slores I push away in a crowded steet.

HANZO
07-03-2005, 06:28 PM
shit!!!
is dat her

JASPER
07-03-2005, 06:32 PM
She looks so average and boring. It's like there's some kind of factory mass producing a generic type of women that have blond hair, bland facial features and wear the same kind of make up.

Human barbie factory.

HANZO
07-03-2005, 06:37 PM
She looks so average and boring. It's like there's some kind of factory mass producing a generic type of women that have blond hair, bland facial features and wear the same kind of make up.

Human barbie factory.
couldnt agree more, i would still go for it though

JASPER
07-03-2005, 06:43 PM
I think I would get more sexual satisfaction from Hulk Hogan Chokaslamming my skinny ass.

shadow_god
07-03-2005, 06:49 PM
preety fair rules

Microphone Fiend
07-03-2005, 09:09 PM
lmao jasper

Ronin
07-04-2005, 06:56 AM
lol at jasper, hulks surely too old now

JASPER
07-04-2005, 07:00 AM
Well, if my grandpa can do that.. the INCREDIBLE Hulk should be able to at least put me in a headlock or do a piledriver stone cold funky medina or something

LHX
07-04-2005, 08:41 AM
hahaaaaaa

most people would probly date her to get closer to the hulkster

ARCHRIVAL
07-04-2005, 03:00 PM
what a prick, i hope i never, EVER fall in love with a girl with anyone like that in her fam...

HANZO
07-04-2005, 03:13 PM
what a prick, i hope i never, EVER fall in love with a girl with anyone like that in her fam...
dats a bit harsh i would probably do the same if i had a daughter. chokeslam anyone who comes near.

Vegan
07-04-2005, 04:46 PM
I do not dig her face. Plus, isn't Hulk like 6'8"? She is damn near as tall as he is.

ARCHRIVAL
07-04-2005, 05:17 PM
dats a bit harsh i would probably do the same if i had a daughter. chokeslam anyone who comes near.
id protect my daughter but he is goin way too far with some of them guidelines.

TUCO
07-04-2005, 05:55 PM
i think i'd pass the test....but it seems as though Hogan wants his daughter celibate!
lol

peace

JASPER
07-04-2005, 06:07 PM
People like that have sex with their own daughters. Not saying he's black or anything

JASPER
07-04-2005, 06:07 PM
fuck im drunk

fuck

sayin youre drunk in the internet is gay

fuck im gay


fuck fuckf fucukkk

fuck typin

cancer rock lobster swim

BRONZBODY
07-04-2005, 06:46 PM
sorry yo i cant date no chick that is taller than me.or a chick that can bench press me...and i weigh 300 pounds..







scary.

I-Legit
07-04-2005, 07:32 PM
she seems like a bitch...most white women are...but thats pif, she can be nice, but still wont meet MY MUTHA FUCKIN STANDARDS....

JASPER
07-04-2005, 07:44 PM
White women are terrible, they do anything to make your life a living hell. Black women on the other hand suck your dick when you ask them and cook you dinner and do the dishes too if you give them a slice of watermelon

LHX
07-04-2005, 09:59 PM
cancer rock lobster swim
baaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

thats some funny shit

bro spittin some warcloud lyrics or sumthin

tical2000
07-05-2005, 02:35 AM
Hogans daughter looks like she takes it in the bum.......