View Full Version : Happy Shroom Hunting With Slippy

Jesus Christ
06-04-2006, 09:04 PM

so your sitting around the house bored, and you wannna get high huh? well here's slippy's fun and exiting how to find shrooms thread. I have tested these methods personally with satisfying results.

Method 1: Call your local dealer.

This is the easiest method, there is however a risky side to this. Your dealer could end up selling you some bunk shit, and you won't be able to get high.

Method 2: Country Cow Pies

1. Wait for a week of hot days, like 4 or 5 really hot days if possible, in the 90's all week.

2. After a few hot days, there is usually a rainy day to cool things down. Immidietly following this rainy day is the day you drive out to the country. Go out in the boonies, the middle of nowhere, but an area where cows are raised. Now here is the fun part- you need to look for cow shit. The more you find the better. There should be shrooms growing right out of these cow pies that look somthing like this:




There is however a downside to this method also- poisnous mushrooms that look similar- grow in between the magicshrooms- and the results can be fatal.

There you go! Feel free to add to this thread, any information about psycadelic mushrooms, experiences with them, or even your own farming and cultivating methods.

DISCLAIMER: Slippy Pimp does not give a fuck if you get arrested, shot at, or killed in the process of growing, hunting or using shrooms. You do it of your own free will and don't bitch at me when your liver fails. Happy Hunting!

06-05-2006, 12:01 AM
odd theres a "grow your own mushroom" kit being advertised at the top of this page.

06-05-2006, 12:17 AM

this thread is educational

06-06-2006, 01:21 PM
haha kids are gonna get killed, funny ive tripped balls but never on shroomies yet:'(

Jesus Christ
06-06-2006, 05:59 PM
So you found some shrooms, but don't know what the fuck to with em huh? Well slippys got some info that'll help you process those fluffy little fuckers into a mind bending experience the whole family can enjoy.

First off, don't handle the little shits too much or place them in a plastic bag, because this may cause them to rot, and we don't need that shit.

The best thing to do is to dry those fuckers out. Not in the sun, oven or microwave- That'll fuck your day up. Place the shrooms in dark place and let them dry out like that. Once their dried enjoy them with a piece of wonder bread and a gallon of OJ.

If you your too impatient like me, then try this method- boil your shrooms in some water- make sure you use enuff water- if you evaporate all your shit up- that'll fuck up your day too. After bringing your shrooms to boil, pour your concoction into some cherry flavored kool-aid. And enjoy your super pimp powered slippy juice!

DISCLAIMER: Slippy Pimp doesn't give a fuck if you ruin your product with these methods. Don't bitch to me if you fuck up, or it doesn't work, and you get so pissed off and so worked up you stomp the shit out of your little sister---------------I don't give a fuck about her either.

06-06-2006, 06:44 PM
^^where can i go shroom hunting in new york can u PM me that answer?

06-06-2006, 11:30 PM
Don't know about anywhere else, but you could find a crazy amount of the little fuckers amongst the pine trees of the botanical gardens at a small town in country victoria, Australia...

Oh! If you're gon' grab 'em, lightly bruise the stem of 'em (EDIT: Just pinch it a little); If it don't go blue, don't fuck with 'em. If it does, you lucky bastard.

Jesus Christ
06-07-2006, 10:31 AM
^^hey that's a good point! Thanks for the input.

06-07-2006, 11:05 AM
^No worries.
I help where I can. *D

Frontal Lobotomy
06-08-2006, 06:45 PM
Gotta move quick to pluck 'em wild, them cows are hungry at 5am