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ian barclay
06-06-2006, 04:17 PM
yo!,i needs some girl lyrics i can use when im chatting them up,has anybody got any killer lyrics?peace

num2son
06-06-2006, 04:22 PM
"Oh baby oh baby oh baby i need u now baby"

ElusiveFugitive
06-06-2006, 04:23 PM
"Oh baby oh baby oh baby i need u now baby"

lmao!

JASPER
06-06-2006, 04:28 PM
Ying Yang Twins - Pull My Hair

GENERAL WISE
06-06-2006, 04:28 PM
GIVE ME somE MO!
nANANANA
GIVE ME SOME MO!

SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuu

ian barclay
06-06-2006, 04:38 PM
is that all we got?

ian barclay
06-06-2006, 04:42 PM
i just need idea`s so i can add on,i got a bit of writers block.

stak84
06-06-2006, 04:44 PM
ohh baby i wanna fuck you in the buttocks with my slight penis and
whisper ninja turtle catch phrases in your ear while rubbing you down
with canola oil and bacon bits

-tupac

WuTangWarrior
06-06-2006, 04:52 PM
i do know one thing tho
bitches they come they go
saturday thru sunday monday
monday thru sunday yo
maybe ill love u one day
maybe we'll someday grow
till then just sit ya drunkass on that runway ho

stak84
06-06-2006, 05:01 PM
ah yes yanni at his finest^

Bloo
06-06-2006, 05:20 PM
Here's one that always works for me.

My love for you is like a river
A breeze in time that makes my soul shiver
One look from you in more preacious than gold


Let's go get some barbecue chicken and get busy

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-06-2006, 05:22 PM
Google venomous vagina on wutang corp she had some fire!

arto
06-06-2006, 08:01 PM
...but seriously. here's an awesome joke to pick up girls:

just go up to a group of girls and ask them if you can tell them a joke. if they're game, then do this:

get a piece of a4 paper and a pen, and begin to draw a bird, while saying:

right, now, i am gonna draw a bird. in a minute, i am gonna point to a few points on it's body, and say what they are. i want you to remember what i said.

then, as you point to the relevant parts, say:

beak, tail, wing, feet.

then say:

now, i'm gonna do that again, but this time, i'm gonna miss one out. i want you to see which one i miss out, and memorise it, but don't tell me.

then point to all the parts except the wing and say their name.

next, get someone to put their hand in front of them and do the devil horns gesture (the thing that rock n rollers do) and then roll up the peice of paper, and place it onto their fingers, so that the paper makes a rough C shape. then tell them to repeat the body part that you missed out, over and over again. they will of course, say, "wing, wing, wing, wing..." at which point, you pick up the paper, put it to your ear (like a phone) and say "hello?"

you'll be swimming in pussy, dude.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-06-2006, 08:40 PM
^LMAO, haha.

maestro wooz
06-06-2006, 08:42 PM
do you shave?

Bloo
06-06-2006, 10:47 PM
...but seriously. here's an awesome joke to pick up girls:

just go up to a group of girls and ask them if you can tell them a joke. if they're game, then do this:

get a piece of a4 paper and a pen, and begin to draw a bird, while saying:

right, now, i am gonna draw a bird. in a minute, i am gonna point to a few points on it's body, and say what they are. i want you to remember what i said.

then, as you point to the relevant parts, say:

beak, tail, wing, feet.

then say:

now, i'm gonna do that again, but this time, i'm gonna miss one out. i want you to see which one i miss out, and memorise it, but don't tell me.

then point to all the parts except the wing and say their name.

next, get someone to put their hand in front of them and do the devil horns gesture (the thing that rock n rollers do) and then roll up the peice of paper, and place it onto their fingers, so that the paper makes a rough C shape. then tell them to repeat the body part that you missed out, over and over again. they will of course, say, "wing, wing, wing, wing..." at which point, you pick up the paper, put it to your ear (like a phone) and say "hello?"

you'll be swimming in pussy, dude.

Oh hell yeah, that's a mack move right there :) I'm gonna have to practice that one.

Oztradamus
06-06-2006, 11:02 PM
I want pussy for freeeeeee, bitch you cannot have my monnnneeeyyyy!!!

deadlymelody
06-07-2006, 12:04 AM
...but seriously. here's an awesome joke to pick up girls:

just go up to a group of girls and ask them if you can tell them a joke. if they're game, then do this:

get a piece of a4 paper and a pen, and begin to draw a bird, while saying:

right, now, i am gonna draw a bird. in a minute, i am gonna point to a few points on it's body, and say what they are. i want you to remember what i said.

then, as you point to the relevant parts, say:

beak, tail, wing, feet.

then say:

now, i'm gonna do that again, but this time, i'm gonna miss one out. i want you to see which one i miss out, and memorise it, but don't tell me.

then point to all the parts except the wing and say their name.

next, get someone to put their hand in front of them and do the devil horns gesture (the thing that rock n rollers do) and then roll up the peice of paper, and place it onto their fingers, so that the paper makes a rough C shape. then tell them to repeat the body part that you missed out, over and over again. they will of course, say, "wing, wing, wing, wing..." at which point, you pick up the paper, put it to your ear (like a phone) and say "hello?"

you'll be swimming in pussy, dude.

That's great but i'd probably execute that like shit. I'd have to practice that shit on my little cousins first.

TeknicelStylez
06-07-2006, 02:14 AM
ummmm

don't think thats a grand idea champ

TeknicelStylez
06-07-2006, 05:28 AM
I think most broads around here would be too stupid to realize the point of that joke

urban_angel
06-07-2006, 06:10 AM
goshman there is some interesting stuff in this here thread lmao!

Bloo
06-07-2006, 06:17 AM
Interesting? Yes.

Useful? Not in the slightest:)

Ozmosis
06-07-2006, 06:44 AM
Here's one that always works for me.

My love for you is like a river
A breeze in time that makes my soul shiver
One look from you in more preacious than gold


Let's go get some barbecue chicken and get busy

jazzy jeff off of fresh prince:tease:

urban_angel
06-07-2006, 07:05 AM
Interesting? Yes.

Useful? Not in the slightest:)

lmao! worrd!!

Big Bad Man
06-07-2006, 07:09 AM
ummmm

don't think thats a grand idea champ

Me neither. Be yerself, fuck lyrics. If your that shite and ashamed of yourself imagine your me (an ugly version of course) and youll be cool. Peace.

urban_angel
06-07-2006, 07:15 AM
lol, sound bbm as a fookin ............u got me :)

Big Bad Man
06-07-2006, 07:16 AM
. How come yer no out sunbathin the day Lena?

urban_angel
06-07-2006, 07:23 AM
I'm about to this afternoon, went gym, came back showered, just chillin :D ***sigh*** lovin life, know what i mean?

Big Bad Man
06-07-2006, 07:26 AM
I'm about to this afternoon, went gym, came back showered, just chillin :D ***sigh*** lovin life, know what i mean?

Haha course! I got the gym at 3.30 so no cancer rays for me. Catch yae later, huv a good yin!

urban_angel
06-07-2006, 07:29 AM
peace lovely ;)
take care of ur sexeee ass ;)

Cuchulain
06-07-2006, 09:43 AM
one time i went up to a girl and was chattin to her, i asked could i walk her home and she said, sorry i'm on my menstral cycle. i replied thats ok, i'm on me moped, i'll follow you home! boom boom:b

cap
06-07-2006, 04:51 PM
Here's one that always works for me.

My love for you is like a river
A breeze in time that makes my soul shiver
One look from you in more preacious than gold


Let's go get some barbecue chicken and get busy

fresh prince of bel air biter :king:

Skellington
06-08-2006, 02:44 AM
Suck my cock?