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mashqauck
06-08-2006, 12:18 AM
God's plan for wutangcorp members
feel free to make yer own plans






Sicka Than Aidz - dies super old with no teeth and guns engraved on his coffin

born invincibe - becomes a famous actor with great style and super good accents

num2 - becomes the nicest man in the world and has connections with everyone and gets blowjobs from young teens

jasper - gets arrested(life) for having sex with young asian boy

bigben - judge still contemplating over rape charges

chief broom - dies due to anal cancer problems

razorsharp - takes over the philippines and then turns filipino girls into war crazed beasts who kill everyone else that isn't filipino

ak spray and g - get a record deal and make music for many years until they accidently make a racist song about a new race in the future which gets them both killed for the fact the new age race can shoot acidious semen through their fingers

36 chambers - dies while trying to get inside of wutangcorp.com but gets stuck inside his computer wires

mark mayoya - M.I.A. for years to come until body is found covered in dead goats

tek - gets shot 9 times for hanging out with skale

skale - dies from a bullet wound from tek for the fact he shot tek 9 times

ozmosis - becomes a computer nerd who makes beats all day

oztradamus - has sex with many women including me

bigheaded or w/e - dies for being a prick

illstatiq - anal raped by seventeen gorillas but still lives to become a grampa who rapes his grandchildren because of flashbacks

smo - overdoses on mushrooms but leaves a will that says everyone on wutangcorp gets a share of his 2959359390 million dollars because we were all dumb to know he is a rich guy

b hop - becomes a famous boxer and accidently kills all other boxers leaving him to masturbate everyday until he boxes his penis off

mashpg - becomes an airplane stuartest

big risk - goes to hospitols daily pretending to have a penile infection to see if the doctor is a male and if he will try to inspect his penis to later kill the doctor and calling the dead corpse a faggot

my first timbs - gets mugged daily fer being himself

drew deez - becomes a wanted felon who kills, rapes, murders, kills, and rapes everyone

robby digital - becomes a carpenter

prolifical - lives on a beach and has many fine bitches

general wise - http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1785000/images/_1786401_shafiq150.jpg

akabobbyd - becomes god

09 - http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/akabobbyd/ouch009.jpg lol, dies from diseases


intellekt - ......bitch act like you don't know!:(W



























































































































































http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y47/akabobbyd/intellekt55.jpg
chea

Koolish
06-08-2006, 12:27 AM
when you can name all these people off of the site and plan their future, then maybe it's time you think about spending a little less time on the computer my man.

MaShPG
06-08-2006, 12:30 AM
koolish-get shanked and live as mash's (not me) gimp.

lmao @ general and intellekt. although my future ain't right.

Longbongcilvaringz
06-08-2006, 12:39 AM
fuck i got owned, i don't know how my name would even be in this thread.

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 12:40 AM
when you can name all these people off of the site and plan their future, then maybe it's time you think about spending a little less time on the computer my man.



don't cry that i left you out

































































http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/BrianODriscollLeinsterPA.jpgoh damn, there you are!

TeknicelStylez
06-08-2006, 12:44 AM
You funny motherfucker

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 12:47 AM
oops i forgot stak!!!!!!!!






































































































http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper328/stills/c5ep5wl6.jpg
stak decides to hang out with his friends more

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 12:50 AM
piffcrack loses his scrote sack and cannot semenate anymore leaving him lonely and homeless to watch rats have sex and cum more than him

Sicka than aidZ
06-08-2006, 12:52 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/jameztwo/moment_113.jpg

goddess

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 12:52 AM
pussy with teeth is still smiling for negguz

http://www.katekretz.com/images/C_07.jpg

GENERAL WISE
06-08-2006, 12:53 AM
Lmao @ the middle eastern dude

heres a pic of your future akabobbyd
http://www.charitybaptist.org/Our%20Church/Staff/Brian%20Hargis/Philippine%20trip/Philipino%20pic%201.JPG
Back to the philipines, to meet your relatives

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 12:56 AM
http://photos.friendster.com/photos/86/96/16806968/11706421457780m.jpg

my filipino future





























and me ending your iraqi future!


http://www.empiriamagazin.com/Lapsszemle/iraqi-boy.jpg
came up short gen!

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 12:58 AM
no hate ^^^ in that post




























































































http://www.playfuls.com/fun/gimages/moore01062.jpg
"time to exploit iraq!"

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 01:00 AM
mashpg - overdoses on mashed potatoes

































































http://www.potatodays.com/images_final/2004_mashed_eating.jpgAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh POTAtoe$$$$$

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 01:02 AM
Biglrip - does not stop drinking until he dies in his 45's





































































































http://www.helgeroe.com/Album/Guatemala3/221_2127.jpg

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 01:06 AM
Big bad man - lifts weights until his body is too tired and he collapses into such a small piece of man that he can be rolled into a suitcase


















































http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/108319.jpg

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 01:07 AM
stak - a fucking drunk honkey

















http://www.mulletjunky.com/webimages/nutmull.jpg

Skellington
06-08-2006, 02:37 AM
akabobbyd dies of poison in his bottle
http://www.childrenshospital.org/az/Site654/Images/baby02.jpg

Its Big Lu baby
06-08-2006, 03:46 AM
ak spray and g - get a record deal and make music for many years until they accidently make a racist song about a new race in the future which gets them both killed for the fact the new age race can shoot acidious semen through their fingers

big risk - goes to hospitols daily pretending to have a penile infection to see if the doctor is a male and if he will try to inspect his penis to later kill the doctor and calling the dead corpse a faggot


LMFAO!!!!
what will happen to big lu...

Its Big Lu baby
06-08-2006, 03:48 AM
Biglrip - does not stop drinking until he dies in his 45's

http://www.helgeroe.com/Album/Guatemala3/221_2127.jpg

lol!!!
i aint mexican nigga shiiii
but funny funny thread
props

TeknicelStylez
06-08-2006, 05:41 AM
Big Lu

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/TekStylez/Drink_and_Swim.jpg

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
06-08-2006, 05:57 AM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha x10

JASPER
06-08-2006, 06:21 AM
Akabobbyd will have to appear in court for extorting young Filipino boys and running a webcam site starring said boys. However, Bobby will be able to afford the best legal support from all the money he made of Brittish sex tourists and will be a free man.

WuBanga36
06-08-2006, 07:10 AM
I do not know any of you personally, but I hope the best for you all.

MsRzaRecTaH
06-08-2006, 08:05 AM
Oh wow!

Chief 'Broom
06-08-2006, 08:58 AM
akabobbyd's nutsac becomes so dangerously close to his body from masterbating to msrzarecta's posts all the time and lil kim lyrics, and trying to make the guinness book of world records for jizzing into the most tissues in one sitting, that his testicles actually become vagina lips and he's never able to actually fulfill his fantasies and slap his balls against a females chin

as a result he's forced to eventually get a sex change and turn his ovaries into nuts once again - filipino style
















http://phya.snu.ac.kr/Daeshig/circum/filipino.jpg

Nice game or not
06-08-2006, 09:00 AM
God has left Wu-Tang Corp. alone a long time ago.

WuBanga36
06-08-2006, 09:05 AM
^ Never seen God in this site.

num2son
06-08-2006, 09:48 AM
^ Never seen God in this site.

Rza?

JASPER
06-08-2006, 09:49 AM
akabobbyd's nutsac becomes so dangerously close to his body from masterbating to msrzarecta's posts all the time and lil kim lyrics, and trying to make the guinness book of world records for jizzing into the most tissues in one sitting, that his testicles actually become vagina lips and he's never able to actually fulfill his fantasies and slap his balls against a females chin

as a result he's forced to eventually get a sex change and turn his ovaries into nuts once again - filipino style
















http://phya.snu.ac.kr/Daeshig/circum/filipino.jpghahahaha!

num2son
06-08-2006, 09:50 AM
God's plan for wutangcorp members


num2 - becomes the nicest man in the world and has connections with everyone and gets blowjobs from young teens



:thumbup:

The future is in your hands or someone else that knows what they are doing

WuBanga36
06-08-2006, 09:51 AM
Rza?

^ he's a simple human being.

da kid toney
06-08-2006, 09:55 AM
da kid toney ... replaces rza and brings wu tang back to the olymp

WuBanga36
06-08-2006, 09:55 AM
^ Lol.

stak84
06-08-2006, 01:10 PM
piffcrack loses his scrote sack and cannot semenate anymore leaving him lonely and homeless to watch rats have sex and cum more than him

hahahahhahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaa aaaa

oh shit you killed it mash this ones the best by far

Oztradamus
06-08-2006, 01:51 PM
oztradamus - has sex with many women including me



Mash can definitely see into the future.. Wow LOL (NO HOMO)

Whatever it takes Mash, whatever it takes..

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-08-2006, 02:07 PM
Oh My ....

I was acquitted

Gawd
06-08-2006, 02:27 PM
bigheaded or w/e - dies for being a prick

if you are going attempt to flame me at least get my name right.
Gaw!!!1

Besides i am the nicest member here.

stak84
06-08-2006, 03:01 PM
also the largest/fattest

Gawd
06-08-2006, 04:28 PM
also the largest/fattest

omg teh fat yokes. Its ok. I understand your limited array of combacks and flames are allready streched. So I mean it was kinda funny , your post ^ that is. 1 star.

stak84
06-08-2006, 04:34 PM
you gonna have to learn me arsenal of meaningless insults is endless

Gawd
06-08-2006, 04:39 PM
you gonna have to learn me arsenal of meaningless insults is endless

Once you create an understandable sentence, your apprenticeship can begin.

Grongle
06-08-2006, 04:49 PM
when you can name all these people off of the site and plan their future, then maybe it's time you think about spending a little less time on the computer my man.

hes got a point

stak84
06-08-2006, 04:50 PM
what the fuck is there not to understand, i believe the excess fat in your body is clouding your ability to read a perfectly coherent sentence

EAGLE EYE
06-08-2006, 04:54 PM
hahaha I'd make a good drunken carpenter. Wasnt Jesus all about carpentry?

MEXINDI
06-08-2006, 04:54 PM
God says Wu-Tang Corp. is hopeless, maybe he's right.

Gawd
06-08-2006, 04:56 PM
you gonna have to learn me arsenal of meaningless insults is endless

lol at your coherent sentences. ^^

stak84
06-08-2006, 05:02 PM
lol @ your michelin man physique

TeknicelStylez
06-08-2006, 05:04 PM
LOL

He looks like he ate Rza in his banner

stak84
06-08-2006, 05:07 PM
yeah i said "get some chinese food" not "eat a black dude"

ahahhhahhahah oh i kill me

good one tek im taggin you back in (no homo)

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 05:07 PM
hahaha I'd make a good drunken carpenter. Wasnt Jesus all about carpentry?

he was more into dirty christian sluts but he did carpentry to pass the time

http://data1.blog.de/blog/p/perspicacitycorruption/img/jesus-carpenter.jpg

TeknicelStylez
06-08-2006, 05:10 PM
All the guns is to stop this motherfucker from eating all your food

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 05:11 PM
http://img.allpoetry.com/images/custom/SerenityNChains/ouch.JPG

tek becomes an emotional girl who cuts herself

TeknicelStylez
06-08-2006, 05:14 PM
ahahahaha

BobbyD gets a job at a local McDonalds (MacDoo or whatever the fuck you euro fags say) as Ronald McDonald so he can look up 3 year olds birthday dresses while they climb up the play place.

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/TekStylez/Down_with_Ronald.jpg

Bedlam
06-08-2006, 05:17 PM
what is my future akabobbyd? Or am i about to die, and have no future? Man why can't I be cool enough to be mentioned in these general chat threads. I'm gonna go kill myself.

JASPER
06-08-2006, 05:19 PM
Oh silliness. When we get older and think back of posting on these forums... i was gon type something but my meds are fuckin gme up

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 05:23 PM
what is my future akabobbyd? Or am i about to die, and have no future? Man why can't I be cool enough to be mentioned in these general chat threads. I'm gonna go kill myself.

bedlam, I love you.


you can rule the world with me until i inject semen filled syringes into your toes until your toenails bust open and you have to live the rest of your life crawling on your knees and elbows while whiping the crust from my ballsack

love ya

stak84
06-08-2006, 05:28 PM
your a very creative/wierd/probly gonna end up in a psych ward
(im not kidding, i really think this is your fate)

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 05:36 PM
i'm gonna post pictures of my dick in this thread very soon

so stak's future will be full of pure bliss

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 05:38 PM
kriszy will grow enormous boobs for absolutly no other reason than for me to suck on...






































































































































http://www.marcianos.com/abril12/lo_bueno_de_la_vida.jpg
chea

Gawd
06-08-2006, 05:40 PM
lol @ your michelin man physique

My Grandmas says the same shite ^ lol Good finnaly some people with a sense of humor. The General forum was getting kind of dull.

BRONZBODY
06-08-2006, 05:42 PM
im almost afraid to ask little homie,but what about me???

Bedlam
06-08-2006, 05:47 PM
bedlam, I love you.


you can rule the world with me until i inject semen filled syringes into your toes until your toenails bust open and you have to live the rest of your life crawling on your knees and elbows while whiping the crust from my ballsack

love ya

not exactly what I was hoping for, but that'll do.

da kid toney
06-08-2006, 07:45 PM
iīm so high. i canīt follow the conversation.

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 08:30 PM
not exactly what I was hoping for, but that'll do.

i can just poop on your nose

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 08:38 PM
im almost afraid to ask little homie,but what about me???

unfortunately you get murdered by an overgrown flock of seagulls out for blue blood

Razorsharp
06-08-2006, 09:23 PM
classic thread alex... lmao lmao... i kill everyone who isnt filipino?? ur crappen my steeze

Kriszy Substance
06-08-2006, 09:29 PM
kriszy will grow enormous boobs for absolutly no other reason than for me to suck on...






































































































































http://www.marcianos.com/abril12/lo_bueno_de_la_vida.jpg
chea


LMAO...shit man, I wish you were God now akabobbyd...*prays to god: "God will you please make akabobbyd God?"* If I do this every night then maybe god will answer my prayers and I will have gigantic titties with no other duty then to be sucked on by akabobbyd. Good thread btw.

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 09:45 PM
i know you wan't my milkin' |)

num2son
06-08-2006, 09:49 PM
i know you wan't my milkin' |)

LMAO...my stomach hurts

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 09:54 PM
http://www.eamgmt.com/eam_images_medium/hair/Randy%20Stodghill/da40_rs20_guess%20ad%20sexy%20legs_th.jpg

msrza will let me lick her legs all night


and her butt

Gawd
06-08-2006, 10:29 PM
http://www.eamgmt.com/eam_images_medium/hair/Randy%20Stodghill/da40_rs20_guess%20ad%20sexy%20legs_th.jpg

msrza will let me lick her legs all night


and her butt

Analangus?

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 10:30 PM
yes, i ain't afraid. msrza is my mother so I be knowing she clean

Gawd
06-08-2006, 10:32 PM
yes, i ain't afraid. msrza is my mother so I be knowing she clean

Can you fit 2 fingers in her fart box?

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 10:33 PM
i wouldn't do that to my future love, i'm sorry. only my tongue and maybe teeth

Gawd
06-08-2006, 10:41 PM
i wouldn't do that to my future love, i'm sorry. only my tongue and maybe teeth

How exactly would you get your teeth in her stinky anus?

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 10:47 PM
chew deep and hard like i like to like it likely

Gawd
06-08-2006, 10:49 PM
chew deep and hard like i like to like it likely

Sounds gruesome. So you would do that but not penetrate it with a finger? Thats love man,

MsRzaRecTaH
06-08-2006, 10:50 PM
Lmao@bobby..

mashqauck
06-08-2006, 11:17 PM
i queen rizzy, you can be my nubian goddess.

Queen Of Poetry
06-09-2006, 12:38 PM
Ya'll r buggin up in here!

LOL

BLACKNEFERTITI07
06-09-2006, 12:41 PM
Ya'll r buggin up in here!

LOL

COSIGN 2 DAT QUEEN!! LOL

GreedyHyenas
06-09-2006, 12:44 PM
I want to have nothing to do with you freak akabobbyd & the rest.

BRONZBODY
06-09-2006, 01:56 PM
unfortunately you get murdered by an overgrown flock of seagulls out for blue blooddamn...what a way to go......always thought i was gonna die on the toilet.......










http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f389/niguh1/8a_1_b.jpg (http://s51.photobucket.com/albums/f389/niguh1/?)

Chief 'Broom
06-13-2006, 10:39 PM
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/krak3702/Godwatching.jpg

mashqauck
06-13-2006, 10:49 PM
Jesus, Broom dies from extreme hair among the eye

HotSauce
06-13-2006, 11:37 PM
Damn Broom, how'd they get that eyeball in the pussy? ahahahahaaaaa.....dead

(tell that bitch to trim her shit)

mashqauck
06-13-2006, 11:56 PM
Unseen

dies from sucking the clitball

HotSauce
06-14-2006, 12:01 AM
Nah, the clit can't kill you man. I woulda been dead a long time ago.

O3EY
06-14-2006, 12:05 AM
when you can name all these people off of the site and plan their future, then maybe it's time you think about spending a little less time on the computer my man.

cosign. :mmmyah:

mashqauck
06-14-2006, 12:41 AM
wtf.. its called member list and fucking online users..


and just cuz i got love fer these blackies

o3ey dies for killing a classic

Its Big Lu baby
06-14-2006, 04:49 AM
Big Lu

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/TekStylez/Drink_and_Swim.jpg

HAHAAHAE LMAO
that shit is fucking classic
i would give u a green box for this
hahahaha