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stak84
06-09-2006, 05:13 PM
If you had three wishes what would they be for, and no wishing for more wishes faggssz

id wish for 5 million
a ten inch penis
and for slutty video girls to be inexplicably attracted to computer nerd types

ps fuck world peace, that shits for nutless fags

JASPER
06-09-2006, 05:28 PM
1. to be completely healthy and get rid of all these STD's, rashes, cancers etc
2. the best for my family
3. a girlfriend who is worth spending my life with

Sicka than aidZ
06-09-2006, 05:31 PM
Even If She's Only 12 Years Old

JASPER
06-09-2006, 05:33 PM
Even If She's Only 12 Years OldSome 12 year olds are great kissers.

Frontal Lobotomy
06-09-2006, 05:33 PM
hahaha

TeknicelStylez
06-09-2006, 05:40 PM
Drugs
Guns
Money

TeknicelStylez
06-09-2006, 05:41 PM
Joking





























































































































Kittens
Lolipops
and dandelions

num2son
06-09-2006, 08:41 PM
The last three of the remaining 12 twelve jewels

HipHophead101
06-09-2006, 08:45 PM
id wish for a zillion wishes sorry stak but i cant help it :(

mashqauck
06-09-2006, 09:25 PM
lotion hands so I can masturbate without having lotion because i would have lotion hands

a whole bunch of fake doll girlfriends

10000 dollars

stak84
06-09-2006, 10:41 PM
lol @ 10000 dollars

TeknicelStylez
06-09-2006, 10:47 PM
A stretch limousine chauffered by a jew named Erol Steinburg

A private house in the netherlands with a vault of all the different strains of marijuana substances

For Trix cereal to go back to the originals when they were ball shaped, not like the fruit shaped ones...

TUCO
06-09-2006, 10:57 PM
1. to have my girl forever
2. my family to be financially settled for life
3. .............................c'mon now, u already know wat the average male wishes for at the end of the day

Gawd
06-09-2006, 11:02 PM
1st wish would be , that the sky would drop 1 lb of chronic in my backyard every month on the month.

2nd would be, that I get paid double at work

3rd would be, for the power to disapear.


Chabooya!!1

RzaRectum
06-10-2006, 12:29 AM
1. That my penis was smaller.
2. That those greedy Maxim bitches saw more to me than a wallet with an Esprit and good looks.
3. The sectum of the world is my oyster.

maestro wooz
06-10-2006, 02:02 AM
1.100million dollars (that should cover anything)
2. Pot decriminalized in the us
3. World peace

ShaDynasty
06-10-2006, 09:14 AM
my first wish would be to get the last 3 years of my life back
its been a constant daze of drugs and alchohol

2nd wish that olivia from g-unit or anyone fine like that is my girlfriend

3rd wish lots of drugs and alchohol so i can spend the remaining years of my life in a daze

Skellington
06-10-2006, 09:19 AM
Only need 1 wish...

That I can wish for whatever I want, as many times as i want

stak84
06-10-2006, 11:41 AM
god dammit yalll are missin the point you cant wish for more wishes

Alcryt
06-10-2006, 11:46 AM
to be able to wish for more wishes........na just kiddin

1. That i can be with my girlfriend until i die
2. To be rich but not famous
3. For Scotland to win the world cup

born invincible
06-10-2006, 12:47 PM
1. rza's The Cure
2. 100 mill
3. save the last wish

TeknicelStylez
06-10-2006, 12:51 PM
my first wish would be to get the last 3 years of my life back
its been a constant daze of drugs and alchohol

2nd wish that olivia from g-unit or anyone fine like that is my girlfriend

3rd wish lots of drugs and alchohol so i can spend the remaining years of my life in a daze

Olivia looks like a man, and whoever is wishing they can stay with their GF forever needs to be real careful what they wish for lol

Chief 'Broom
06-10-2006, 01:08 PM
and dandelionsfuck yea

mashqauck
06-10-2006, 02:40 PM
i wish fer dragons on earth

hot young asian teens in my room

a lock on my bedroom door

JASPER
06-10-2006, 02:42 PM
I want something like this

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/thisyellowgirl/Tine/Tine.jpg

mashqauck
06-10-2006, 02:43 PM
oh deer god












http://pictures.celebritypro.com/natalie_portman.jpg

my nubian goddess

Oztradamus
06-10-2006, 02:59 PM
1. Long Life and Health
2. A Time Machine ala The Back To THe Future Delorean
3. Save it for a Rainy Day

HANZO
06-10-2006, 05:24 PM
1: have enough cash to buy me the things i want.
2: have all the victoria's secret models as my wives.
3: Score the winning goal in the world cup final for turkey.

num2son
06-10-2006, 09:41 PM
3: Score the winning goal in the world cup final for turkey.

Nice wish

Marc051
06-11-2006, 02:38 AM
1. Money
2. Power
3. Respect

Strange Fruit
06-11-2006, 03:43 AM
1. For all the classics to come back, and make one more good album.
2. Pop genre must die.

i'ma save my third wish.

J-Cee
06-11-2006, 04:33 AM
1.To be able to Be Invisible On Command.
2.999 Trillion Dollars
3.For Wutang To Be known as The Bets Rap Group,and to be 1# on the charts for 20 years.

hectis
06-11-2006, 12:58 PM
1. For My Offsprings To Be Set Forever
2. To Have Even More Knowledge And Wisdom
3. To Be Free

ERN-DAWGY
06-11-2006, 07:19 PM
1. To be able to fly
2. Health for me n my family
3. and a pair of pants that has 10000 dollars in each pocket and when u take it out another 10000 apprear outta nowhere

JASPER
06-11-2006, 07:28 PM
2. Health for me n my family

Peace

Bloo
06-11-2006, 11:51 PM
I only need one wish.

I'd wish for Cosmo and Wanda.
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/BlooHook/fairies_wanda_cosmo.jpg
All a brotha needs in this world of madness

Dough Snatcher
06-11-2006, 11:58 PM
1. Wish my brother never got on that shit.
2. My grandfather back to normal health. (I may be playing god, but thats my old nigga and just cant see him go.)
3. Ide wish that the rule that you cant wish for more wishes wasnt enforced.

TeknicelStylez
06-11-2006, 11:59 PM
3. Ide wish that the rule that you cant wish for more wishes wasnt enforced

Werrrdddup fuck the system

mashqauck
06-12-2006, 12:00 AM
love
respect
george bush 4 more years

num2son
06-12-2006, 12:00 AM
1. Rza - The Cure Album
2. One more last wu tang album
3. And kids to stop getting jealous

TeknicelStylez
06-12-2006, 12:05 AM
1. I wish I had cream filling instead of internal organs so that people will think I'm sweet
2. I wish everybody would just shut the fuck up and think 10 seconds before they open their mouth
3. I wish I could punch people in the face for no reason and they couldn't do anything about it

HotSauce
06-12-2006, 12:11 AM
1) My car to never break down or run outta gas
2) A debit card tied straight to Bill Gates biggest bank account
3) Politicians can't lie ever.

RzaRectum
06-12-2006, 12:43 AM
1. I wish I had cream filling instead of internal organs so that people will think I'm sweet
2. I wish everybody would just shut the fuck up and think 10 seconds before they open their mouth
3. I wish I could punch people in the face for no reason and they couldn't do anything about it

I'm here to fulfill a wish: Let me handle #1 bigboy!

ProjectArchimedes
06-12-2006, 12:53 AM
some cool lists

mashqauck
06-12-2006, 12:55 AM
Post yours my good sir. Welcome to Wutangcorp.com

maestro wooz
06-12-2006, 12:57 AM
1.A hella tight whip with a bangin bose to bump mac dre with my hella tight bros.
2. A new boyfriend to snuggle with, someone whos ear i can whisper in until the sun comes up.
3. To finally meet my only friend in the world, Sicka then Aidz.

one of the gayest lists ever

mashqauck
06-12-2006, 12:58 AM
Lol

HotSauce
06-12-2006, 12:58 AM
I'm here to fulfill a wish: Let me handle #1 bigboy!Is someone gettin nasty?

mashqauck
06-12-2006, 01:00 AM
he wants to splurge in his internal being

TeknicelStylez
06-12-2006, 03:40 AM
I'm here to fulfill a wish: Let me handle #1 bigboy!

Na like the cadbury cream you homosapien, don't try to rain on my parade

Skellington
06-12-2006, 03:51 AM
I bet tek would wish for a tine akabobbyd around his miniature cock.

or another 6 year old.

TeknicelStylez
06-12-2006, 03:54 AM
Skellington, you really need to stop with all these homosexual thoughts, I know you always have the image of men fucking little boys in your brain, but you should try not to make them vocal (or text for that matter) or you could cause yourself some trouble.

Say no to child molestation, and save a childs life.









ps. You're a bitch


double ps. shut the fuck up already

Skellington
06-12-2006, 03:55 AM
I think I hear y'r momma call....You don't understand her?? Hol on, lemme get my dick outa her mouth

TeknicelStylez
06-12-2006, 03:56 AM
.... :no:

TeknicelStylez
06-12-2006, 03:57 AM
Skelly Wellingtons idol
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/08/16/valderrama.jpg

Skellington
06-12-2006, 03:58 AM
don't cry boy...;) 'm y'r daddy

TeknicelStylez
06-12-2006, 03:59 AM
Don't make me sic jasper on you


/me gets the paypal account ready

Gawd
06-12-2006, 08:59 AM
I think I hear y'r momma call....You don't understand her?? Hol on, lemme get my dick outa her mouth

YOu dont have a dick. And he has no Mother.

CherChezLaMarauder
06-12-2006, 09:53 AM
Wish For Mo

Wish For Larry

Wish For Curly

stak84
06-12-2006, 12:36 PM
one of the gayest lists ever

wooz you are such a little jew fag, AWESOME DEWD YOU CAN CHANGE MY QUOTES, good job fag your still a chubby little jew with no game

ps your also ugly, see below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yihz9NnnXcQ&search=wooz

pps your also a dork who posts meaningless videos on youtube

ok i got a new list

1. Wooz to lose his virginity
2. Wooz to get a life and stop his weak attempts at humor
3. A cage fight with Wooz to the death (dont worry homo, we'll put
it on youtube)

tacle
06-28-2006, 12:31 PM
Let me think...

tacle
06-28-2006, 12:36 PM
I only have 2, can't think of one more, anyway...

1. World peace.
2. Cream.
3. ?????????