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na diel
06-15-2006, 01:10 PM
answer a personal question and then leave one to be answered...(required
**note you can only reply if your answer to the previous question is YES
you can leave detail to your answer if you wish...
if done right maybe we'll learn a little special something about some of the members of our beloved forum...peace


Ever got sick in public because you were drunk?

stak84
06-15-2006, 01:18 PM
yes, i chunked outside the door and then proceeded to pee on
the front steps of the bar

have you ever licked a girls butthole

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 01:22 PM
With Hot Sauce On Top


Picking Your Nose: Never Or Not In Public?

stak84
06-15-2006, 01:33 PM
always son i stay lookin for winners

you ever let a girl toss your salad, and by toss your salad
i mean lick your butth0le

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 01:36 PM
Bad Idea, I'll Blow Off Some Steam If You Catch My Drift


You Ever Look In The Mirror And Start Rhyming Looking At Yourself Like You're A Famous M.c. Then Somebody Walks In Then You Blush?

stak84
06-15-2006, 01:38 PM
yes ive never been caught

you ever get walked in on while taking a dump

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 01:43 PM
While Reading The Daily News, Yes. After An Apology I Politely Say "no Problem, I'll Be Out In 20 Minutes"


Have You Ever Gone To A Friends House And His Mother Is In The Shower. Then You Knock On The Door Asking If She Mind You Use The Bathroom? And While You're Taking A Leak With Your Penis Exposed You Start A Casual Conversation With Her?

stak84
06-15-2006, 01:49 PM
no cant say that i have

have you ever had sex with a underaged girl when you were over
eighteen

Visionz
06-15-2006, 01:56 PM
nah, fuck jailbate scenarios



Have you ever beaten the shit outta someone who's done nothing to you?

Its Big Lu baby
06-15-2006, 02:04 PM
yea... alcohols a hell of a drug

you ever got caught jerkin it right when u were about to bust?

Visionz
06-15-2006, 02:15 PM
nah, I be killin babies like a ninja



Have you ever doubted God's existence?

stak84
06-15-2006, 02:18 PM
yes but i always feel strangely guilty after

you ever rub your dick on bitchis while dancin wit em

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 02:20 PM
I Grew Out Of That


You Ever Drank Juice Out The Carton At Somebody Else's House?

Visionz
06-15-2006, 02:21 PM
yes but i always feel strangely guilty after

you ever rub your dick on bitchis while dancin wit em


hell yeah, gotta let know bout the gun you packin but it was a while ago






You ever come close to overdosin

Its Big Lu baby
06-15-2006, 02:24 PM
no. puking. passing out. and fucking an ugly bitch. no drugs.

have you ever had a girl suck ur dick after you fuked her in the ass and then later on forgot and made out with her then realized what u just did?

stak84
06-15-2006, 02:28 PM
probly but im nasty i dont care about that shit

you ever inject any drugs

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 02:30 PM
No


You Ever Saw A Woman From Behind And You Were Checking Out Her Booty Then You Come To Realize It Was A Dude With Long Hair?

Visionz
06-15-2006, 02:35 PM
probably when I was little, nasty little fucka




ever contract an STD

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 02:37 PM
Never!

Ever Walked Into A Pole While You Were Checking Out A Babe Across The Street?

stak84
06-15-2006, 02:37 PM
no thanks to goodness

you ever cum inside a girl even though she told you to pull out

Its Big Lu baby
06-15-2006, 02:39 PM
lmao
yea... i was fucked up... nothin happend tho

you ever get drunk and hit on your boss or co-worker at the company christmas party and get made fun of when u come back to work on monday?

Gawd
06-15-2006, 02:41 PM
no.............But have you been covicted of a felony?

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 02:44 PM
Next!

You Ever Grabbed Food Out The Garbage Can And Ate It?

stak84
06-15-2006, 02:45 PM
yes

you ever been hella shook of someone

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 02:47 PM
I'm Not Afraid To Get A Beat Down. No.


You Ever Slept Over Someone's House And Stole A Pair Of Socks To Wear?

stak84
06-15-2006, 02:49 PM
oh fa sho

you ever smell your boys girls panties

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 02:58 PM
Can't Say That I Have, But I've Been In Them. *evil Laugh*


Ever Masturbated In A Public Restroom?

stak84
06-15-2006, 03:00 PM
hell to the no

you ever spank it at work

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 03:02 PM
I Restrain Myself Until I Get In My Car


Ever Cried While You Were Drunk?

stak84
06-15-2006, 03:08 PM
nope

you ever bang a girl and you were pretty sure she didnt quite
know what was going on

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 03:12 PM
At One Point I Did. But Then She Came Back The Next Day.


You Ever Took A Shit And Assumed You Wiped Yourself Clean To A Tee? Then 10 Minutes Later Your Asshole Is Itching, You Head Back To The Rest Room And Wipe Yourself Again And See There's Still Skid Row On The Tissue?

Visionz
06-15-2006, 03:33 PM
sex, yeah, eating, hell nah, too freaky for my taste




Ever been high and end up arrested?

stak84
06-15-2006, 03:41 PM
not high, drunk though

ever own a cd you were completely ashamed of

Tha Double-P
06-15-2006, 03:44 PM
yes....britney spears (i know shut the fuck up) lol

Ever went home completely smashed and end up puking in front of ur parents?

Visionz
06-15-2006, 03:44 PM
kinda, I bought the Snow single to informer, not too proud of that one


ever cheat on someone you really cared about

Chief 'Broom
06-15-2006, 03:51 PM
not someone i cared about

where and when was the last time you shit your pants?

BLACKNEFERTITI07
06-15-2006, 03:54 PM
nah, I be killin babies like a ninja



Have you ever doubted God's existence?


NEVER!!!! god died for everyone including me and shedded his blood so that we can cleanse our sins away.

ever went streaking out in public and got caught????

TeknicelStylez
06-15-2006, 03:55 PM
No

How many fat chicks have you fucked

Chief 'Broom
06-15-2006, 03:57 PM
(at least you weren't a grown man when you did it like myself;) )

Chief 'Broom
06-15-2006, 03:57 PM
whoops!

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 03:57 PM
kinda, I bought the Snow single to informer, not too proud of that one


ever cheat on someone you really cared about


You, my friend, will never hear the last of that from ME! You honkey!

TeknicelStylez
06-15-2006, 03:59 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Have you ever stolen from a close friend?

Visionz
06-15-2006, 04:00 PM
You, my friend, will never hear the last of that from ME! You honkey!

^haha, I was like thirteen fucker. Guess we're all guilty of lapses in judgement. Kinda like how you grew up playin with barbies.

Chief 'Broom
06-15-2006, 04:01 PM
damn Tek - you played me out, ha ha

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 04:02 PM
You crazy? I grew up playing VOLTRON (jea). I just fondled the barbie dolls, that is all

Visionz
06-15-2006, 04:02 PM
Nah, I'd tell them I was taking they shit



Ever get shitfaced on some Mad dog?

Visionz
06-15-2006, 04:04 PM
You crazy? I grew up playing VOLTRON (jea). I just fondled the barbie dolls, that is all
Suuuurrrrrrrrrrrre. It's aite man, I won't hound you for it.

stak84
06-15-2006, 04:05 PM
damn this thread went straight to hell really fast

Visionz
06-15-2006, 04:08 PM
bring it back homie

CherChezLaMarauder
06-15-2006, 04:08 PM
It's Eric's fault. He had to fuck it up with that INFORMER confession.

Visionz
06-15-2006, 04:15 PM
haha^ ite man, told you I was ashamed of that shit. that's cuz I know better. lets keep this thread goin.



Nah, I'd tell them I was taking they shit



Ever get shitfaced on some Mad dog?

stak84
06-15-2006, 04:20 PM
20/20 fuck yeah

you ever stop dancing with a girl cuz you were getting wood

Visionz
06-15-2006, 04:25 PM
nah, don't think I've ever popped wood on the dancefloor. If I did though I'd let her check the package.




Ever sent or received any contraband thru the mail?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-15-2006, 04:30 PM
Never I just push up against her.


You ever party with a girl all night fucking until the morning sniffing blow/speed?

Gawd
06-15-2006, 06:04 PM
Never I just push up against her.


You ever party with a girl all night fucking until the morning sniffing blow/speed?

Yes-coca


Have you ever let a chick play with your butthole?

Chief 'Broom
06-15-2006, 06:13 PM
couldn't say that i have but i don't have anything against playing with a girls butt, like rick the ruler said, 'ain't no way to put it subtle when i want the butthole the butthole.'

Did you ever drink so much gin and vodka at such a young age that you started walking home at 9pm cuz you were so wasted and next thing you know youíre walking in the front door at 3am thinking itís 9 something and your father greats you at the door asking where the fuck you were and you tell him you were just walking home and he asks you why you have puke all over your sweatshirt and you tell him you donít then look down and realize you do and realize itís actually 3am and then the next morning you go looking for your hat, retracing your steps, and find it in the backyard next to an imprint of your body in the grass cuz you actually passed out in mid walk and came close to death cuz you puked while you were unconscious but fortunately didnít die cuz you actually face planted on the ground and blacked the fuck out?

Gawd
06-15-2006, 06:14 PM
couldn't say that i have but i don't have anything against playing with a girls butt, like rick the ruler said, 'ain't no way to put it subtle when i want the butthole the butthole.'

Did you ever drink so much gin and vodka at such a young age that you started walking home at 9pm cuz you were so wasted and next thing you know youíre walking in the front door at 3am thinking itís 9 something and your father greats you at the door asking where the fuck you were and you tell him you were just walking home and he asks you why you have puke all over your sweatshirt and you tell him you donít then look down and realize you do and realize itís actually 3am and then the next morning you go looking for your hat, retracing your steps, and find it in the backyard next to an imprint of your body in the grass cuz you actually passed out in mid walk and came close to death cuz you puked while you were unconscious but fortunately didnít die cuz you actually face planted on the ground and blacked the fuck out?

no because i didnt read your paragraph...........

have you ever pissed on someone?

Tha Double-P
06-15-2006, 06:23 PM
Omfg almost the exact thing happened to me last month, lmfao. cept my dad didnt ask me why there was puke on my sweater...he asked me why there was puke on him!

Did you ever wake up in the hospital not knowing what the fuck was going on until your parents tell you that you passed out in the middle of a soccerfield and the ambulance had to come get you cuz you got alcohol poisoning?

stak84
06-15-2006, 06:37 PM
if you were my kid id kick the god loving shit out of you

Gawd
06-15-2006, 06:38 PM
if you were my kid id kick the god loving shit out of you

this has turned into the ' brag about dumb shit you did' thread...........

Chief 'Broom
06-15-2006, 06:41 PM
it's the confession thread you white cracker

Tha Double-P
06-15-2006, 06:42 PM
Why would you confess on something that wasnt absolutely retarted?

Gawd
06-15-2006, 06:50 PM
it's the confession thread you white cracker

duh...i can read the title nigarz.......but some youngins here are turning into shit like ' have you ever been so drunk that...........................
.................................................. .and then your mom and dad picked you up from the hospital?' type shite.

stak84
06-15-2006, 06:56 PM
its true you kids are wwaayyy past stupid

lil bastard is thirteen talkin bout "i get sssssssoooooooo drunk and
high like alllllllllll the time man"

fucking canadians

Gawd
06-15-2006, 06:59 PM
its true you kids are wwaayyy past stupid

lil bastard is thirteen talkin bout "i get sssssssoooooooo drunk and
high like alllllllllll the time man"

fucking canadians

Blame Canada !!!!111 /me sings

Chief 'Broom
06-15-2006, 07:03 PM
yes that type of talk is corny - for the records i wasn't bragging when i said my piece

keep it moving

MsRzaRecTaH
06-15-2006, 07:24 PM
lmao@ thread.. shits great!

Tha Double-P
06-15-2006, 07:30 PM
i never said that shit happened to me....im just a random person that can come up with funny shit, you people just take things too seriously...your the ones that need to grow up..

stak84
06-15-2006, 07:32 PM
ok junior just try to keep it pg13 or im funna tan yer hyde

JASPER
06-15-2006, 07:33 PM
I used to jack off to positive rep points on this forum... now I settled for capped out LMAO's and smilie gifs of laughter and approval......................

Tha Double-P
06-15-2006, 07:37 PM
ok junior just try to keep it pg13 or im funna tan yer hyde

Haha...tryin to threaten me over the internet lmfao. grow some balls and meet me when you finally have some :fucku:

Gawd
06-15-2006, 07:39 PM
Haha...tryin to threaten me over the internet lmfao. grow some balls and meet me when you finally have some :fucku:

d00d if we met id put you over my obese knee and paddle you with me fat , chubby hands......then I may devour you whole.

Tha Double-P
06-15-2006, 07:43 PM
d00d if we met id put you over my obese knee and paddle you with me fat , chubby hands......then I may devour you whole.

Hahaha id like to see you try it. Come get some Chunks ahoy.

Gawd
06-15-2006, 07:48 PM
Hahaha id like to see you try it. Come get some Chunks ahoy.

d00d you live to far for my oversized SUV to drive too....besides Id prob catch you in the middle of a JO session. Goodnight bobby....i could never be mad enough to strike a juve unless you stole my burro....then id have to kill your dogg and set your house on fire.

Tha Double-P
06-15-2006, 07:52 PM
d00d you live to far for my oversized SUV to drive too....besides Id prob catch you in the middle of a JO session. Goodnight bobby....i could never be mad enough to strike a juve unless you stole my burro....then id have to kill your dogg and set your house on fire

lmfao, im afraid ur out of luck, my dog just died of aids and i live in a box...

Gawd
06-15-2006, 07:55 PM
lmfao, im afraid ur out of luck, my dog just died of aids and i live in a box...

no im lucky then .... as in i wont have to run after your dogg or kill it........

But i would dig it up from its septic tank grave and dismember it and place several Chinese flags in its remaining fleshy bits. Then I would set it out front of your box as you slept through the gasoline dousing and eventuall ciggarette toss.

Tha Double-P
06-15-2006, 08:03 PM
no im lucky then .... as in i wont have to run after your dogg or kill it........

But i would dig it up from its septic tank grave and dismember it and place several Chinese flags in its remaining fleshy bits. Then I would set it out front of your box as you slept through the gasoline dousing and eventuall ciggarette toss

whoa dude relax...looks like someone needs to take their chill pills. i was only kiddin dude chill the fuck out.

Gawd
06-15-2006, 08:15 PM
whoa dude relax...looks like someone needs to take their chill pills. i was only kiddin dude chill the fuck out.

thems was yokes nigarillo.........funnies.Laugh.DONOT take me seriously as I DONOT exist.

Tha Double-P
06-15-2006, 08:19 PM
thems was yokes nigarillo.........funnies.Laugh.DONOT take me seriously as I DONOT exist.

Haha aight sounds good to me... ANYWAYS, getting back to what this thread is really supposed to be about...

Have you ever gotten caught stealin sumthin?

Gawd
06-15-2006, 08:22 PM
Haha aight sounds good to me... ANYWAYS, getting back to what this thread is really supposed to be about...

Have you ever gotten caught stealin sumthin?

yes but I only steal hearts.


have you ever fatred on someones toast?

TeknicelStylez
06-15-2006, 08:43 PM
No

Whats the latest past the expiration date that you drank milk

INF
06-15-2006, 08:53 PM
No

Whats the latest past the expiration date that you drank milk
I never get down like that but my chick drank 5 day old milk b4. shit was sick.




you ever went to take a piss and didnt notice that the lid was closed?

Tha Double-P
06-15-2006, 09:10 PM
you ever went to take a piss and didnt notice that the lid was closed?

no but i went to take a shit and didnt notice the seat was up....

Ever kicked some kids ass just because they were fat?

Chief 'Broom
06-15-2006, 09:14 PM
nah but there was a dodgeball league going on at the Y and me and some hard hitting brothers found out and joined up and there was a fat bitch with a body enormous and we laced her up something proper all at once - for being fat

ever experience erectile disfunction?

TeknicelStylez
06-15-2006, 09:26 PM
Umm nope...

Have you ever eaten breakfast in bed?

INF
06-15-2006, 09:43 PM
Umm nope...

Have you ever eaten breakfast in bed?

yup.


you ever got breakfast and head in bed?

Oztradamus
06-15-2006, 10:08 PM
On my Birfday last year..

Ever gotten your salad tossed?

num2son
06-15-2006, 10:10 PM
no


Every backstab anyone?

Visionz
06-15-2006, 10:17 PM
not the back-stabbin type



you ever jump off a building taller than two-stories?

num2son
06-15-2006, 10:19 PM
no, i am a good boy


Every drank ketchup?

Tha Double-P
06-15-2006, 10:20 PM
Lol not intentionally, more like fell. was the third story and my friend pushed me off and i broke my ankle, 3 ribs and my arm...

Ever try running from cops and not succeed?

Visionz
06-15-2006, 10:30 PM
yes, couple of times




ever had to shit and puke at the same time?

num2son
06-15-2006, 10:35 PM
Yeah, i hate that.....:r


Ever danced in the nude?

Oztradamus
06-15-2006, 10:41 PM
Yeah, I did the black mans lasso thing from kids for my girl

Ever take a shit outside on the street?

Gawd
06-15-2006, 11:17 PM
yes in my homies front yard

ever run from a fight?

RzaRectum
06-15-2006, 11:50 PM
No, but I did once get my face beaten to a pulp.
Ever had your shit pushed in?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-15-2006, 11:56 PM
yes in my homies front yard

ever run from a fight?



yes, when I lived in Oregon, West Linn. (I stayed there right after highschool finished.) My friend Jesse, had parents lived there and had a nice ass 5 acre spread. One time Jesses' sister invited us to this party a bunch of white frat boys, jocks, and random girls were parting getting drunk with a shitload of sorority girls. I was the only guy at the party with brown skin when they seen me they started playing NWA. Anyways, as the night went on this good looking blonde was given a rose by this huge fucking all state wrestler. Later that night after I was flirting with her for a while but never aproaching her because of the Wrestler, she came up to me and gave me the Rose. we started talking all of a sudden he gets hella loud and calls his girlfriend then my friends sister asked me what I was doing. I didn't know he was her man so she went to talk to the guy because I said I didn't want any thing to do with her or fight him. he comes over says all right then, he decides to get mad at one of his friends and they began this shoving match that was all bumping chests and screaming until then they made up like bitches.

Have you ever had the barrell of a gun pointed at your forehead/head?

deadlymelody
06-15-2006, 11:59 PM
Yes and then the kid squeezed and a stream of somewhat warm water splattered my face.

Have you ever poo'd in a urinal?

Oztradamus
06-15-2006, 11:59 PM
BEN

No, I've been shot at...

Ever had a lightsaber fight and made the hhmmmmm sounds?

Deadly Melody
Yeah, once or twice.. When you gotta go, you gotta go..

TeknicelStylez
06-16-2006, 12:00 AM
Yea when I stole em from toys r us

Have you ever been in a 50+ person fight, a big ass rumble?

RzaRectum
06-16-2006, 12:04 AM
Have you ever had the barrell of a gun pointed at your forehead/head?
Yea, It my first day going undercover after becoming a pig and it was my first day. I was in the car with my training officer and he kept telling me to smoke some shit we had just confiscated earlier that day. I thought he was testing me and I didn't want to touch it. He got pissed off and slammed on the breaks in the middle of a busy intersection and pointed a beretta at my head. I was shitting bricks. (no pun intended)

RzaRectum
06-16-2006, 12:07 AM
Those days are over now. Ever been in a coma?

TeknicelStylez
06-16-2006, 12:09 AM
Yea I stayed up for 4 days straight smoking mad L's, I woke up in the hospital with 5 tubes sticking out of my asshole

Have you ever sucked dick for weed?

Gawd
06-16-2006, 12:13 AM
Yea I stayed up for 4 days straight smoking mad L's, I woke up in the hospital with 5 tubes sticking out of my asshole

Have you ever sucked dick for weed?

D00d that sounds like an alien abduction except the 5 tubes would be sicka than aidz' fingers.

On topic....NO

ever fallen in public ( like a dumbass )

MaShPG
06-16-2006, 12:18 AM
hell yea man, walking the hallways of high school you're bound to do that. you just gotta play it off like an OG. Like I was walking up this crowded as staircase and high off my ass in school, I stumbled at a step and almost fell on my face but caught myself. I brushed tha dirt off my shoulders, did a moonwalk, and fucked 4 cheerleaders. Nobody laughed, they was all yelling my name.

Have you ever fought a family member? Story please.

Its Big Lu baby
06-16-2006, 12:20 AM
couldn't say that i have but i don't have anything against playing with a girls butt, like rick the ruler said, 'ain't no way to put it subtle when i want the butthole the butthole.'

Did you ever drink so much gin and vodka at such a young age that you started walking home at 9pm cuz you were so wasted and next thing you know youíre walking in the front door at 3am thinking itís 9 something and your father greats you at the door asking where the fuck you were and you tell him you were just walking home and he asks you why you have puke all over your sweatshirt and you tell him you donít then look down and realize you do and realize itís actually 3am and then the next morning you go looking for your hat, retracing your steps, and find it in the backyard next to an imprint of your body in the grass cuz you actually passed out in mid walk and came close to death cuz you puked while you were unconscious but fortunately didnít die cuz you actually face planted on the ground and blacked the fuck out?

LMAOOOO
CLOSE
CLOSE

Its Big Lu baby
06-16-2006, 12:24 AM
I used to jack off to positive rep points on this forum... now I settled for capped out LMAO's and smilie gifs of laughter and approval......................
jasper... you are
mynigga
that shit was hilarious

me n my fam r close... verbal fights yes but not physically

have you ever jumped through glass?

RzaRectum
06-16-2006, 12:44 AM
No. But, I was forced through a window from being slammed by a stool in a barfight.

Have you ever sucked dick for crack? (or offered to suck dick for crack!)

TeknicelStylez
06-16-2006, 12:59 AM
No I did not

Ever wish that I confessed to sucking dick for crack so you could fufill your homoerotic fantasies on a wutang clan internet forum?

deadlymelody
06-16-2006, 01:28 AM
Am I sensing subliminal clues to the movie half baked where bob saget asks if he's ever sucked dick for coke?

mashqauck
06-16-2006, 01:34 AM
I seriously have a masturbation problem

but I didn't masturbate today and I'm trying not to for at least two weeks more

na diel
06-16-2006, 11:17 AM
o.k, ever jacked off so much your dick got a scab?

stak84
06-16-2006, 12:14 PM
no

ever get caught checking yourself out in a car window by the
person in the car

Visionz
06-16-2006, 12:35 PM
Nah, at least not that I know of




Ever have two girls giving you one blowjob?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-16-2006, 01:02 PM
Yes,

Ever have a girl do a line of Coke off you cock?

Its Big Lu baby
06-16-2006, 01:07 PM
no

ever hide in a closet when a bitchs man came home?

Visionz
06-16-2006, 01:12 PM
Nah




Ever give a girl a whodini?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-16-2006, 01:14 PM
WTF is a whodini?

Visionz
06-16-2006, 01:56 PM
haha glad you asked (a whodini is when you givin it to a girl doggie style, and right before you bust, you hawk a wad of spit on her back, she'll think you're done, so when she turns around bust a wad in her face she thinking
"TWICE! it MUST be magic")

MaShPG
06-16-2006, 02:04 PM
no, but thanks i will.

ever gotten into a physical fight with a family member? story please.

Edgar Erebus
06-16-2006, 02:06 PM
yeah, wit my brother, every fucking day for ever fucking reason, cause he a fucked up motherfucker.

Visionz
06-16-2006, 02:15 PM
what about the question?

RzaRectum
06-16-2006, 05:46 PM
Ever been rapping and really jamming to your favorite shit in a fashion not unlike that of the Saturday Night Live (Night at the Roxbury) while you were in the car and get caught by on-lookers? :lmao:

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-16-2006, 06:14 PM
All the time..."Baby Don't hurt me Don't hurt me NO MORE!"





Ever knock someone out with one punch?

Gawd
06-16-2006, 06:16 PM
All the time..."Baby Don't hurt me Don't hurt me NO MORE!"





Ever knock someone out with one punch?


yes...often. its the fats...


ever intentionally smell some1 elses fart?

Its Big Lu baby
06-16-2006, 06:50 PM
chea
i do that shit all the time... u gota compare.

you ever scratch ur balls/ass jerk off... not wash your hands... and then answer the door and shake someones hand?

Gawd
06-16-2006, 06:52 PM
chea
i do that shit all the time... u gota compare.

you ever scratch ur balls/ass jerk off... not wash your hands... and then answer the door and shake someones hand?

yeah i have errant feces on most of my door knobs....


ever have e sex?

RzaRectum
06-16-2006, 09:28 PM
Pretending you meant 'teh sex' and not 'e-sex'. :lmao: I'm still pure! :{
Have you ever pretended to be of a ethnic cultural background on WuTangCorp simply to use the N-word and not catch heat from the other members?

MsRzaRecTaH
06-16-2006, 09:51 PM
Pretending you meant 'teh sex' and not 'e-sex'. :lmao: I'm still pure! :{
Have you ever pretended to be of a ethnic cultural background on WuTangCorp simply to use the N-word and not catch heat from the other members?


HAHA I miss this guy!!!! Nah never pretended to be someone else I wasnt.....



You ever got a promotion in your job within 2 months??? (I did) =)

MaShPG
06-16-2006, 09:59 PM
Hmm...Have I ever not been able to think of a "you slept with your boss" joke?

Gawd
06-17-2006, 01:16 AM
Pretending you meant 'teh sex' and not 'e-sex'. :lmao: I'm still pure! :{
Have you ever pretended to be of a ethnic cultural background on WuTangCorp simply to use the N-word and not catch heat from the other members?

I meant online love, nigarosis........

Oztradamus
06-17-2006, 01:34 AM
Okay this thread got derailed... I'll start it back up again..


Have you ever cheated on your significant other, and they never found out?

Visionz
06-17-2006, 01:54 AM
nah, but I've cheated on insignifcant others that did find out, which was followed up by me laughin at 'em "Are you mad about that shit?! Yeah, so what"



Do you ever think of shit so twisted you never tell anyone about it?

MaShPG
06-17-2006, 01:55 AM
don't we all

do you ever hate your own race?

Visionz
06-17-2006, 01:58 AM
I wouldn't say my whole race, but there's whitey's out there that I really can't stand.




Do you ever realize that you're not invincible?

baby jesus
06-17-2006, 01:58 AM
Yeah I Realize
Edit- I'm Gonna Change My Question
Have You Ever Blown A Load On A Chick Then Kicked Her Out Of The Car Immediatly Afterwords?

Visionz
06-17-2006, 02:16 AM
nah, plenty of fuckin in and on cars but never chasin 'em out like that





If you were looking for some long-term shit what's the single-most important feature for that girl to have?

Edgar Erebus
06-17-2006, 06:44 AM
Patience -- when I get mad at her / whole world, that she doesn't dump me same second.

For Wu newcomers...
Did you start to follow rap thru 50 Cent & G-Unit?

TeknicelStylez
06-17-2006, 06:58 AM
No I started listening to rap when I was 6 around 92' because thats what the older kids that chilled on the corner played on their boom boxes. Nas, Rakim, Big Daddy Kane, later on Wu Tang.

Have you ever thought about killing somebody? Like really plotted it out and you really were going to do it.

Edgar Erebus
06-17-2006, 07:04 AM
Yeah, a t'cha from my school. I was already at the corner with a bag and a baseball bat, but then a copper started to walk up and down the street... (I wasn't so angry to go staright to jail because of that fucker)

Did you ever think you would better fit a different person (boy/girl, black/white)...

num2son
06-17-2006, 10:03 AM
Yeah, maybe i guess so

Every pay Taxes?

Oztradamus
06-17-2006, 10:33 AM
Yes, all the time for everything I buy and they take a huge chunk outta my paycheck /(


Ever wank it to the Sears catalogue you get in the sunday paper?

Gawd
06-17-2006, 11:48 AM
Yes, all the time for everything I buy and they take a huge chunk outta my paycheck /(


Ever wank it to the Sears catalogue you get in the sunday paper?

When i was 12..........

HAve you ever had to plunge someone elses shit ball down the toilet?

Oztradamus
06-17-2006, 12:31 PM
yeah, my cousins nuggets, nasty mawfugga SMH

Have you ever let anybody take the fall for you?

Visionz
06-17-2006, 12:36 PM
Nah, but I've taken the fall for others (it was my house, no point in everyone going to jail)




Ever read up on a bunch of different religions?

Da Problem Child
06-17-2006, 12:40 PM
Yea i have

Ever have THREESOME WITH THE SAME SEX?

GhettoGnom
06-17-2006, 12:59 PM
no....


have u ever snitched on someone??

Da Problem Child
06-17-2006, 01:07 PM
hell naw

Have you ever fart while having sex

Oztradamus
06-17-2006, 01:20 PM
Yup :)

Ever rubbed one off at work?

Oztradamus
06-17-2006, 02:32 PM
*D , ain't no shame in my game...



Have you ever busted to quickly? (NO HOMO)

Chief 'Broom
06-17-2006, 02:47 PM
fuck yea before i was able to dominate

have you ever had a nose bleed at the dinner table with your parents cuz you sniffed so much coke the night before?

Gawd
06-17-2006, 03:26 PM
fuck yea before i was able to dominate

have you ever had a nose bleed at the dinner table with your parents cuz you sniffed so much coke the night before?

no

have you ever used so much tweek that you halucinated ?

Chief 'Broom
06-17-2006, 04:36 PM
as a matter of fact that did happen

you ever steal a package off someones mailbox?

Gawd
06-17-2006, 05:36 PM
No

Have you ever pawned a gift?

Chief 'Broom
06-17-2006, 05:43 PM
no

did you ever look down and realize you're so fat you can't even see your penis?

Gawd
06-17-2006, 05:47 PM
No My neck is not in such a way were I can look down..........^


Have you ever jumped on a bandwagon and used the same weak and insults as the rest of the 14 yr olds on a forum....have you ever been called uncreative?

if your gonna make fat jokes at least make them funny

Chief 'Broom
06-17-2006, 05:53 PM
no

have you ever had to put deodorant under your boobs?

Gawd
06-17-2006, 05:56 PM
no

have you ever had to put deodorant under your boobs?

now that was funny....no

have you ever fingered your own ass while JingOff?

Da Problem Child
06-17-2006, 06:12 PM
^^^ hell naw

Ever jack off on a India Arie picture

Visionz
06-17-2006, 06:19 PM
Nah



Ever get so drunk that you pass out and then later get up and piss in your boys closet thinkin it was the bathroom

JASPER
06-17-2006, 06:20 PM
http://www.forthesound.com/plugins/p17_image_gallery/images/2977.jpg

I tried to jack off to this picture and failed.

Oztradamus
06-17-2006, 06:20 PM
No, but I've woken up in some girls dorm I didn't even know...


Have you ever been caught spanking it?

MsRzaRecTaH
06-17-2006, 06:22 PM
lmaoo no...

have you??

Gawd
06-17-2006, 06:28 PM
http://www.forthesound.com/plugins/p17_image_gallery/images/2977.jpg

I tried to jack off to this picture and failed.

it has nothing to do with your equipment...it was all mental d00d...you see she has a very tan manly looking arm growing on her back .....so your aite dog.

JASPER
06-17-2006, 06:30 PM
Never mind... I pulled it off...

Oztradamus
06-17-2006, 06:31 PM
lmaoo no...

have you??

Almost, by my brother SMH @ Myself


Have you ever been stuck up?

Gawd
06-17-2006, 06:31 PM
Never mind... I pulled it off...

Well good for you. we are all proud of you.

Have you ever punched a tranny?

Visionz
06-17-2006, 06:34 PM
nah


Have you ever been constipated?

JASPER
06-17-2006, 06:34 PM
Only when she wouldn't give me back my Ä50

I meant he

Gawd
06-17-2006, 06:39 PM
nah


Have you ever been constipated?

no as a matter of fact i can spray shit on command...i mean long distance tobasco powered ass spary

Visionz
06-17-2006, 06:42 PM
lmao^


Ever jack off with both hands?

TeknicelStylez
06-17-2006, 06:44 PM
I would jack off with 3 if I had em

Ever sold crack?

Visionz
06-17-2006, 06:45 PM
nah, strictly greenthumbs



Ever get into a fistfight with ya pops?

Gawd
06-17-2006, 06:45 PM
No such thing as crack in AZ...

Ever spit on someones food?

TeknicelStylez
06-17-2006, 06:49 PM
No

Ever committed armed robbery?

Gawd
06-17-2006, 06:50 PM
No

Ever committed armed robbery?

No

Ever switch lanes and not use your blinker??

TeknicelStylez
06-17-2006, 06:51 PM
I macked up 2 cars and been in a high speed chase already and I don't even have my liscense yet. Idk if that answers your question

Ever eat something that tasted like shit so you don't make the person who cooked it feel bad?

num2son
06-17-2006, 07:59 PM
NO, that sounds bad



Ever knock on a door and something or someone unexpected came to the door?

CID DIGITAL
06-17-2006, 08:12 PM
yup, got a gun pulled on me but it was all good though cause they didnt know it was me so when they snapped ,all was well , they compensated me for that properly tho.


ever knocked on a door an ran as a lil kid?

num2son
06-17-2006, 08:16 PM
lol, yeah


Ever woke up and actualy thought u were some where else?

CID DIGITAL
06-17-2006, 08:19 PM
yup.


ever woken up in a different place then you fell asleep?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-17-2006, 10:12 PM
No,

Ever been strip searched by th cops?

num2son
06-17-2006, 10:27 PM
NO, i would probably wear it one time



Could u really move on in life without hip hop?

Visionz
06-17-2006, 11:12 PM
I guess I could but I wouldn't want to



Ever fuck up rollin three blunts in a row?

Chief 'Broom
06-18-2006, 01:33 PM
first blunt i rolled had scotch tape on it

ever hide a bag of weed in the back seat of a cop car?

TeknicelStylez
06-18-2006, 01:53 PM
na yo, they check the back seat when you get out of the car to make sure you don't do shit like that

Did you ever take advantage of being in a crowded area like a parade and feel up on a fly girl walking past?

Da Problem Child
06-18-2006, 01:58 PM
^^^ yea

Ever stash weed in between ya balls while they checking you in the Administrator office

Chief 'Broom
06-18-2006, 02:01 PM
cops aren't that good around here - i threw a bag out of my pocket on the ground while i was being escorted by two cops as well - i have a friend from school that got taken to the station for a DWI and he had some cocain on him that they didn't find and when he was sitting at the station cuffed he managed to toss it in a little garbage can when they weren't watching him - you'd think that they'd later find it and know who did it but i figure the shit just got taken to the dump unnoticed - either that or the janitor had a lucky day

TeknicelStylez
06-18-2006, 02:09 PM
im guessing the latter of the 2, yea cops check you thoroughly they even do a quick grab on your nuts, bastards...

the worst is the fuckin 8 man naked squat and cough you gotta do over in county before you hit intake

Chief 'Broom
06-18-2006, 02:16 PM
i've had some bad luck on the flipside - once i get pulled over for going through a toll booth too fast and the sherriff opens my passenger door cuz it was a busy area and before he even looks at me he reaches down on my carpet and picks up a little bud and takes it to his car to test it in his solution, lol

another time a bong was found in my car and i got a possession of marijuwanna charge for it..

Chief 'Broom
06-18-2006, 02:23 PM
the worst is the fuckin 8 man naked squat and cough you gotta do over in county before you hit intakewhat's up with that shit

Da Problem Child
06-18-2006, 02:27 PM
I love selling and smoking weed.Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya mom ever walk in on you why ya masterbated

Chief 'Broom
06-18-2006, 02:36 PM
no

you ever shit in the upperdeck of a toilet

GhettoGnom
06-18-2006, 02:58 PM
Once when I was drunk.... Home alone, and woke up the day after... Was walking into the toilet and shit smelled like fuck.... haha

Ever pissed in the sink?

RzaRectum
06-18-2006, 03:04 PM
No. Ever piss out the driver door of your car? :lmao:

Da Problem Child
06-18-2006, 03:05 PM
Naw

Ever have a wet dream about a chick that you thought you would never fuck with

num2son
06-18-2006, 08:37 PM
No, almost came close


Ever lied to someone u really loved?

Oztradamus
06-18-2006, 09:08 PM
Yeah, I lie to my girl all the time


Are you a YT and a closet racist?

TeknicelStylez
06-18-2006, 09:48 PM
I kind of am racist against white people but I try not to be, when you don't see the motherfuckers too often for 8 years and all of a sudden it's like HEY! it's wierd....

Have you ever stolen money from your job?

Chief 'Broom
06-18-2006, 10:44 PM
i made sure i got lots of bonus' from all my jobs but never directly from a register - seems like a common way to get caught quickly (and then you're the one stuck for paper)

have you ever taken a gulp from a beverage with a cigarette butt or something worse in it?

TeknicelStylez
06-18-2006, 10:47 PM
I'm afraid so my househould was always one with cups of cigarettes laying around. One day there was a mcdonalds cup on the table filled to the brim with cigarettes and soda I put down the fresh cup and picked up the other one.

!!! BLEH

Have you ever robbbed somebody?

VernakuLa
06-18-2006, 11:22 PM
wusup tek

as for robbin' blokes, no, an institution, hell yes my brother. I used to rob burger kings n shit, call it small time but still...

Q- you ever been involved/closely associated with a drive-by or homicide?

deadlymelody
06-18-2006, 11:28 PM
^
Why in the hell would you ask that

mashqauck
06-18-2006, 11:38 PM
maybe he is crazy

have you ever liked your own cousin

Gawd
06-18-2006, 11:39 PM
^
Why in the hell would you ask that

cuz he is triple Internets og and by asking that question he is wanting to imply that he was involved in one. Thus attempting to brag about something that prob did NOT happen. He is trying to cool him self up.......either that or he is so stupid that he thinks someone would willingly answer that ?.

Visionz
06-18-2006, 11:48 PM
nah, no kissing cousins here, thats for hillbillys from Kentucky


Ever fuck up somebodys car cause they had a Bush bumper sticker?

Its Big Lu baby
06-18-2006, 11:52 PM
nah, no kissing cousins here, thats for hillbillys from Kentucky


Ever fuck up somebodys car cause they had a Bush bumper sticker?
nah i just thought to myself what a retard the person conducting the vehicle probably is

have you ever been caught dancing in your car?

Gawd
06-18-2006, 11:57 PM
nah i just thought to myself what a retard the person conducting the vehicle probably is

have you ever been caught dancing in your car?

no ....

ever masterbate in your car or at work>

mashqauck
06-19-2006, 12:02 AM
yes


are you gay?

Visionz
06-19-2006, 12:03 AM
no



Do you try to take care of all your shitting at work and get gratification outta of the fact someone is paying you to take a shit?

VernakuLa
06-19-2006, 12:04 AM
for u yes


ever macked it hard and not get any?

mashqauck
06-19-2006, 12:05 AM
everyday

do you like fat chickz

VernakuLa
06-19-2006, 12:06 AM
nah, their etheir artsy or wierd, or full of themselves

boxers or briefs

mashqauck
06-19-2006, 12:07 AM
spiderman underwear

music or dancing

Visionz
06-19-2006, 12:07 AM
not a fan of too skinny but fat's not good either


Do you leave decents tips?

VernakuLa
06-19-2006, 12:08 AM
1. music

2. yes like 60 % for small bills

na diel
06-19-2006, 08:07 AM
spiderman underwear

music or dancing

what kind of dancin you do without music?

na diel
06-19-2006, 08:14 AM
ever danced with the devil in pale moonlight?

CherChezLaMarauder
06-19-2006, 08:29 AM
what kind of dancin you do without music?


I dance more often without music than with music. What kind of dancing you call it? I really don't know but it's something.


Are you friendly toward people you don't like just to keep things smooth? Or do you show your dislike?

Da Problem Child
06-19-2006, 08:32 AM
^^^ Naw and never i show my fucken dislike

Ever have a ugly chick suck ya dick cause you was desperate?

CherChezLaMarauder
06-19-2006, 08:35 AM
If I had any relations with her that I meant I found her attractive. So it depends on the eye of which beholder.

Fuck naw, only dimes nukka! lol



You ever physically harm yourself intentionally from being depressed/angry etc?

Definitive X
06-19-2006, 08:52 AM
Aiight, here goes...

1. I still enjoy watching cartoons. I got box sets of the old superhero shit from the '90s that I grew up on. And when my younger brother watches Nickelodeon, I'll watch it if it's The Fairly Oddparents or Jimmy Neutron.
2. I'm a comic book head. Still got the Batman and Spider-Man shit, can't let 'em go.
3. Starting at age eight and all the way up till I was fifteen, I was in musicals. Yes, singing and dancing musicals. I was Daddy Warbucks in Annie, and Mayor Shinn in the Music Man.

That's all y'all are getting from me!

BLACKNEFERTITI07
06-19-2006, 08:52 AM
If I had any relations with her that I meant I found her attractive. So it depends on the eye of which beholder.

Fuck naw, only dimes nukka! lol



You ever physically harm yourself intentionally from being depressed/angry etc?


I TRIED TO BUT FAILED.

which do you prefer on a woman, boyshorts or thongs???

Definitive X
06-19-2006, 09:05 AM
ever danced with the devil in pale moonlight? Yes I have...and the Joker was there, too...

Zakius ©
06-19-2006, 09:12 AM
edit: mouth fucking

CherChezLaMarauder
06-19-2006, 09:20 AM
I TRIED TO BUT FAILED.

which do you prefer on a woman, boyshorts or thongs???


at this point of my life, i'll take any woman wearing a mohawk for all i care.


ever pondered suicide just to show that you mean business?

BLACKNEFERTITI07
06-19-2006, 09:22 AM
at this point of my life, i'll take any woman wearing a mohawk for all i care.


ever pondered suicide just to show that you mean business?

once again, i did but couldn't cuz i was really afraid 2 leave behind my folks with a broken heart.

ladies, which do u prefer on a guy, boxers or briefs???

CherChezLaMarauder
06-19-2006, 09:24 AM
don't go putting out shit just for women. You're ruining the cypher.


ever had dreams involving incest? eeeeesh

Strange Fruit
06-19-2006, 09:24 AM
^^ what's the point if its gonna come off anyway?
and even if it doesn't, i dont spend my time looking at a guy's underwear.
it don't define him.

BLACKNEFERTITI07
06-19-2006, 09:36 AM
damn, my shit jus got crashed and burned. all i asked was what do women prefer on a guy was boxers or briefs. geez louise!!!

Strange Fruit
06-19-2006, 09:38 AM
such is life.

no harm done though.
you're alive enough to post.

BLACKNEFERTITI07
06-19-2006, 09:43 AM
don't go putting out shit just for women. You're ruining the cypher.


ever had dreams involving incest? eeeeesh


:(W :(W :(W how am i ruining the cipher???? i was jus askin a simple question 2 the females on here. u didn't have 2 crash and burn my question.:(W :(W :(W

Strange Fruit
06-19-2006, 09:44 AM
^^ShyHeim it's over.
relax.

wwooooosssaaa.

if you let it get to you,
you might do crazy shit to ya head.

CherChezLaMarauder
06-19-2006, 09:46 AM
Shuttup. Go stick your head in a toilet and make bubbles.


Back to the cypher



you have anger issues?

BLACKNEFERTITI07
06-19-2006, 09:47 AM
^^ShyHeim it's over.
relax.

wwooooosssaaa.

if you let it get to you,
you might do crazy shit to ya head.

:loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: :loser: well still he didn't h ave 2 do that. it was jus a simple question and no female replied 2 it. so i prefer boxers on a guy./( /( /( /( /( /( /( /( /(

BLACKNEFERTITI07
06-19-2006, 09:49 AM
Shuttup. Go stick your head in a toilet and make bubbles.


Back to the cypher



you have anger issues?

/( /( /( HELL YEA I GOT ANGER ISSUES OF ALL KINDS!!!! AND THE CORRECT SPELLING IS CIPHER!!!/( /( /( /(

Strange Fruit
06-19-2006, 09:49 AM
"Shuttup. Go stick your head in a toilet and make bubbles."

LMMMAAAAOOOOO!

shiiit.

fuckin hilarious.

Visionz
06-19-2006, 10:16 AM
nah, I'm a pretty calm person




Who's the most annoying person you know?

BLACKNEFERTITI07
06-19-2006, 10:26 AM
nah, I'm a pretty calm person




Who's the most annoying person you know?

BIGBEN!!!!!!!!!!! he will never stop callin me Heat!!! i don't understand that. i'm gettin pics up on here soon to keep from gettin called HEAT!!!

where would you go 2 spend your vacation?? hawaii or costa rica???

Visionz
06-19-2006, 10:34 AM
Amsterdam




Have you ever fasted for spiritual purposes?

GhettoGnom
06-19-2006, 11:18 AM
no....

Have u ever tasted ur own semen??? (statistics says 30% of all men have done it....)

Visionz
06-19-2006, 11:47 AM
nah man, not my type of protein shake




Ever pull the bulbs outta christmas displays?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-19-2006, 12:55 PM
Yes, everytime I go to the mall to spend my money.



Ever break a mans nose?

stak84
06-19-2006, 01:06 PM
yes

ever drink a bottle of nyquil and try to jack off before you pass out

na diel
06-19-2006, 01:07 PM
yea..I always win

eva piss the bed drunk?

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-19-2006, 01:07 PM
yes, many times..I usually wanna sleep outside on the pavement because its so cool against the skin


Ever piss in the pickles at a restuarant * note pickles are in huge buckets

Zakius ©
06-19-2006, 01:09 PM
yes

ever drink a bottle of nyquil and try to jack off before you pass out

nahh man u gotta see if you can beat your previous record... the best thing about it is.... you always win!

na diel
06-19-2006, 01:12 PM
yes, many times..I usually wanna sleep outside on the pavement because its so cool against the skin


Ever piss in the pickles at a restuarant * note pickles are in huge buckets


no...that's ill

EVa put somethin gross in a friends food?

Edgar Erebus
06-19-2006, 01:13 PM
No,

Ever put something awful in sum1's mouth while he was sleepin?

CherChezLaMarauder
06-19-2006, 01:16 PM
Yes, My Jizzmatic. Didn't Have An Alarm Clock At The Time.


Ever Went To The Mall And Parked Your Car In The Lot, Then It Takes An Hour To Find It Again Cuz You Forgot Where? =(