View Full Version : I cant read.. is this funny?

Sicka than aidZ
06-25-2006, 02:48 PM
http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/images/icons/icon3.gif -- Second Life - 06-19-2006, 09:50 AM

Since my life sucks so hard (as evidenced by my last thread), I've decided to shun it and live virtually instead. I am in the process of buying an intravenous feed machine.

Me and SpyD tried this shit out last night and it is fucking bizarre to say the least. However, we both agreed that the possibilities are pretty endless and that there's some serious shit going on here. Unlike other online multiplayer worlds, in here you can pretty much create anything you want, own the rights to your creation, and then give away/trade/sell as you please. The result is a very strange virtual economy that is pretty threaded into the real world economy. The game's currency, Linden dollars, is currently interchangeable with real US dollars at the LindeX Currency Exchange. There's people making serious loot here. Check out this article (http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/06_18/b3982001.htm) on BusinessWeek for an idea of how it's happening.

I seriously believe that in the future, as computer interfaces and power increase, more and more of our lives will become virtual, and that a moment will come where real and virtual will be pretty much indistinguishable from one another. This is the first serious step I've seen in that direction. They've had virtual concerts, virtual conferences, even virtual cinema openings. You could sit down in a theater and watch X-Men 3 on a virtual screen. Some companies have actually built offices where they sit down in a virtual table and discuss business, negotiate, and generally get real-world shit done. This was a pretty silly idea a few years ago, but it's definitely fucking serious today. I'm hopping on it, fuck everyone who thinks it's gay.

Speaking of gay, we found an empty porn shop that had some absolutely hysterical devices for sale, including a fisting machine.

Last night I hit up a reggaeton party full of strippers and latin people and danced up a fucking storm. You could vote on the best dancer, and at the end of the party the winners would receive rewards (mostly in the form of Linden dollars, which as I mentioned before, you can exchange for real money). You could see the DJ avatar spinning, and hear her comments over the speakers. At first I thought it was pre-recorded stuff until she started calling out names and commenting on people's dancing. That was one of the many points where my hairs stood on end and I had to step back just to think about the implications. Somebody was actually hosting a virtual party in real time, watching us dance, spinning dope music, letting everyone have fun. It was insane.

Anyways, I think more people on wucorp should join so we can go fuck around this massive virtual world, meet people, and start some shit. Who knows, maybe we can generate some revenue for wucorp if we make some dope virtual merchandise. We got some talented people here, I'm sure we can come up with quality shit. Join my avatar, Mamski McNally, and let's take wucorp into the virtual reality universe.

Thanks fam

06-25-2006, 03:10 PM
i think wucorp is dying so yes we should

Sicka than aidZ
06-25-2006, 03:26 PM
do what?

06-25-2006, 05:26 PM
suck eachothers balls...

isn't that what this thread is stating us to do?

Sicka than aidZ
06-25-2006, 05:29 PM
is i? t, i jacked it from 12ozprofet too lazy to read it so i started this thread to see what u think

06-25-2006, 05:34 PM
shit son

i am too lazy to. fuck

i never read anything on here longer than 40 lines unless it was a verse or some shit


that's why im never in know the ledge because that is all hibby jibby long bullshit

let's get crass to read it.

Sicka than aidZ
06-25-2006, 05:43 PM
crass your up!:spin:

06-26-2006, 08:48 AM
suck eachothers balls...

isn't that what this thread is stating us to do?

haha this guy is crazy