View Full Version : Slippy The Pimp Vs. Definitive X

Jesus Christ
06-26-2006, 04:03 AM
Rules are no rules, just house rules I guess.

Definitive X but whatís really the X factor?/
Iíll do the math on it, X equals fudge packer/
minus a few cocks, and you have a 16 year old virgin/
plus throw in a drunk surgeon, for the sex change/
fucking deranged, Iím too sick, fuck, it Iím off the chain/
grab definitive by the back of the head to step up his head game/
Iím here to bring the pain, and apply pressure to your anus/
go ahead call me a faggot, youíre the one dressed for the gayness/
strangle you with your panties, choke you with your bra/
Flex my nuts, and broke your fucking jaw/
little bitch ass, the surgeonís in the house to stitch fast/
sew you up, save you from damage caused by the dick blast/
and stop you from bleeding all over the fucking floor/
Fuckiní around with Slippy but I already made you my little whore/
and Iíll leave you bruised and sore from the bitch slaps/
yo- am I the only one that getís confused when this bitch raps?/
See, I ainít afraid to pimp a man like a lady/
or bend a 16 year old boy over in the back seat of a mercedez/
Iím straight from fucking Hades, strapped with a pitch fork/
stabbing this little fat kid, Bitch Got Pork?/
You little fucking dork, get out and get some sun/
and take your ass off my dick, get your pussy off my gun/
because the X factor really stands for double penetration/
now go see a real doctor to treat your lacerations......

Remember now this is just for fun, slippy does not condone that act of raping minors, or giving sex changes to minors. Nor does slippy give a fuck what you think. No, slippy is not really 9 years old...........Iím 9 and a half.

Definitive X
06-26-2006, 11:12 AM
Fat kid? Nah, homes, you got it all wrong
Now please put down the bustier, and back away from the thong
It sounds like slippy's a little tipsy, so I'ma try to take it easy
Callin' me a faggot, when he's on streets sellin' his sweet thing
I know who you really are, dog, don't try to fake it
Get Taken Under, and Criminally Overrated
Sellin' Limp Infected Putrid Penises Young
Only nine-and-a-half, caught DPs since he was one
His mama gave him four caps, only time he popped a gun
You could be the moon, still wouldn't drop the son
What block you from? Stole the name from a video game
You couldn't be saved with four quarters in a penny arcade
Catch a slice from this blade, my tongue darts from the darkness
Cuts off ya nose, throws boomerangs like Digger Harkness
Cuz as soon as you toss out ya little disses
I'm comin' right around back at all of you miserable bitches...

Da Dishonourable Don
06-26-2006, 01:06 PM
tight battle! not gonna vote yet, at least until I know when you're uppin' for votes, good work both of you!

06-26-2006, 02:34 PM
Vocab - DX
Punchlines - Slippy
Flow - Tie
Creativity - Slippy
Wordplay - Dx

Very good battle, slippy wins the battle but not by alot

06-26-2006, 02:34 PM
Get Taken Under, and Criminally Overrated
Sellin' Limp Infected Putrid Penises Young


Da Dishonourable Don
06-26-2006, 02:45 PM

Definitive X gets my vote on this one, tight battle overall!

Da Dishonourable Don
06-26-2006, 02:46 PM
yo X, I just caught on now how you broke his name down, SICK SHIT KID!

06-26-2006, 07:21 PM
charging soldier is slippy S, not tuco

look at the first page of, "Who can write the most perverse verse" thread, and read chargin soldiers lines, it makes sense trust me

Definitive X
07-02-2006, 09:27 PM

07-02-2006, 11:28 PM
definitive x destroyed him imo, much better wordplay and punches...like the way he incorporated the name, that creativity, rather then just talking about raping someone. x's punches were more creative and hit harder then all the shit slippy was saying.

"His mama gave him four caps, only time he popped a gun
You could be the moon, still wouldn't drop the son"

vote - definitive x

Definitive X
07-05-2006, 06:27 PM
More Votes!

07-05-2006, 06:32 PM
Slippy's verse was funny and had a decent flow, but I gotta give it definitive- he killed you with less lines. That gay shit will only take you so far.

Vote Definitive X

Jesus Christ
07-05-2006, 06:41 PM
^^fuck that his vote don't count fucking dick riding faggot, you want beef with me, than drop a verse in our battle fuck lips.

Definitive X
07-09-2006, 12:48 PM
I'm up 4-1, one more vote needed...

Jesus Christ
07-14-2006, 10:38 AM
Bump Mother fuckers

We need four more votes to give me the win. Vote like your voting for the president.

Jesus Christ
09-21-2006, 04:08 PM
Vote Cocksucker, yes you reading this, vote.

Sicka than aidZ
09-21-2006, 06:00 PM
It Was A Tie, Both Pulled It Off Well. Slippy The Sex Shit Gets Old And Definitive U Lost Me Cuz Some Of Your Lyrics Didnt Rhyme I Aint Feelin The Homo Shit Or The Outtaplace Lyrics But Overall U Both Did Good, Better Than Some Ive Read Lately. Actually They Were Both Pretty Sick So I Counted Up What I Didnt Like An I Think Yall Are Even When It Comes To Entertainment, Good Verses, Thats All That Counts. YO DEFINITIVE IF U WOULDA FOLLOWED THRU WITH A FLOW LIKE SLIPPY DID U WOULDA WON CUZ YOURS SEEMED THE FRESHEST

10-04-2006, 11:02 AM
i vote x

he came with the wordplay killd that shit for sure

loves them line man

it was a good battle too

should do it again soon



Lil' Ruger
10-04-2006, 11:42 AM
slippy half of X's shit aint even rhyme.

Jesus Christ
10-04-2006, 12:34 PM
Yo thanks for the vote Jr. but I think this battles done with. Nobody's feeling my genius when I rap about raping little boys. Mother fuckers are too sensitive these days. Me, personally, I don't see how I lost to that verse but it's all good. I expected more out of defenitive, because i've seen better work from him.

10-10-2006, 04:56 PM
Vote DX and here's why,not only was his drop harder hitting out the 2,
but it was also more complex in the way of using acronyms and he's use
of wordplay {basic but present}........peace.

{p.s and if you don't like my vote,then cool go and cry......}