View Full Version : VOTES NEEDED---->Slippy The Pimp vs. Eric Unseen

Jesus Christ
06-26-2006, 06:57 AM
Rules-Wu tang style- 36 lines or less.....other then that house rules.

Eric.....you'll get your ass kicked, coming at the pimp with weak shit/
so kick back, paint your nails and hear me preach bitch/
Like a yeast itch- I'll leave this pussy swole, sore, and bleedin/
stomped out on the curb cuz vagisil is what your needin/
beliving you can handle this in 36 lines or less?/
bitchmade you need Altoids to get that dick up off your breath/
rocking breasts up on your chest, and it's a pity yo/
I'll only charge peeps two bucks dick slap this little shitty hoe/
hit you with a gritty flow and teach ya how to break a an Unseen bitches back/
AKA a cock riding hermapherdite swinging from my sack/
see Eric.....you don't know me, so fake that's why your unseen homey/
playing with Barbies and little wee ponies/
so what it be homey? Dust off your knees croney/
and spit out that homo verse/
my rhymes will absorb ya like those pads tucked in your designer J-Lo purse/
puttin' you fags in a grey old hearse/
murdered in the worse way/
your mom's ordered the hit- ashamed cuz her first born's gay/
pay your dues bitch better yet shut your mouth/
coming at me hard when your nipples look like vienna sausages in that blouse/
nah let's be fair, if you're a man, then get at me dookie/
Your either Prairie Dawn, Elmo, or a monster that sucks dick for cookies/
fucking rookie, I'll leave you shook G, got the whole sesame locked clown/
bow down and kiss the pimps feet then call me Kermit/
I bring that sesame street new flash on ya- you wanna win? you gotta earn it/
take your scripture, wipe my ass before I burn it/
and let the funk out/
have you looking stupid like that show where celeberities get PUNK'D out/
skunked out and salty, exposed- your whole style is faulty/
My rhymes got so much momentum your whole X-Team of fags couldin't halt me/
I'm the Juggarnaut Bitch- Reconize, Slippy's the Pimp's name/
I'll leave you like a battered wife- Bruised from the pimp's cane.............

06-26-2006, 10:29 PM
Slippy, how you gonna be a fat fuck when your people are starvin,
parading like Sally Strothers in Africa when she ran into Marvin
You spit a long-ass verse to not hit close,
I'm a murder on this mic bitch I go for souls then throats
Tryin to headbut a GOAT ur chances of survial are less than remote
you ain't a Solider you only pretend to Charge,
I'm pulling weight like a boat and a barge
Easy to protray like you Hard
but this Dealer here is flippin ya Card
There's a little bitch behind that mask,
Drunk off cheap liquor sippin on a flask,
who likes to portay like you runnin through bitches,
but all that really means is flippin through the pictures
& scriptures of imaginary excess
and now you wanna fantasize about me in a dress?
I'm not impressed, matter fact you're my new favorite target,
I'll keep shooting till you run out that closet
Exposed for the bitch faggot that you are, no wonder you're so defensive
People get close to truth and you get Apprehensive
Sigfried called you when he needed a new apprentice
You should lay off the Heavyweights it too much for a Bitch to benchpress.

06-26-2006, 10:38 PM
first of all, this battle was nothing spectacular, Slippy came wit some braggish style, Eric wit sum fuckin stretched bar shit, Punches weren't there, and you both lacked rhyme schemes. Eric, you could have come harder, and slippy as well, but being as were basin this on house rules, I believe slippy won this shit, his verse was more creative and had more schemes....thats it, not really any punches on ether end

my vote goes to slippy


06-26-2006, 11:16 PM
^I wasn't really goin for so-called punchlines, I was goin for character assassination, I felt like I was gettin at him when I wrote it, but fuck it
1-0 Charging Soldier, ummm I mean Slippy,,,,(votes)

06-26-2006, 11:19 PM
let me introduce you to the hidden child of my brain-
in the court of law i'd be found criminally insane
I keep him locked down in a box with a heavy chain
I never let him out- he can't be tamed
see in my head I hear voices
it's the kid locked in the box suggesting unhealthy choices
he's keeps trying to get loose
like the nutty professor- he switched up my juice- with a gallon of 80 proof
containin' some shroom caps blended Xstacy laced with LSD
I call it the glandular labrador tea
that's right fuckers it's me
AKA Slippy the Pimp- the Gimp with the limp

lol at slippy

06-27-2006, 11:30 AM
flow - e
wordplay - e
creativity - e
vocabulary - e
punches - s

eric wins, his verse flowed well, nice word play and was superior in creativity to slippy's. slippy's punches were slightly better but the overall verse was weaker.

vote = eric.


06-27-2006, 11:34 AM
Flow - Eric
Punchlines - Slippy
Vocab - Slippy
Creativity - Tie
Wordplay - Eric

I vote for Eric Unseen

Jesus Christ
06-27-2006, 02:30 PM
:'( Eric, did someone hurt your feelings?

06-27-2006, 02:48 PM
not a chance homie, why would you ask that?

Jesus Christ
06-27-2006, 09:25 PM
You keep attacking Charge, like that fucker broke your heart. I wonder why that homosexual don't come in and reply. I bet he's somewhere crying too..........."Oh erric dissed me it's over between us!"

06-27-2006, 09:53 PM
maybe you weren't sure how to pretend its not you ^haha, keep meditatin maybe it'll come to you

06-27-2006, 10:14 PM
You keep attacking Charge, like that fucker broke your heart. I wonder why that homosexual don't come in and reply. I bet he's somewhere crying too..........."Oh erric dissed me it's over between us!"

I just have better things to do then to reply to your corny ass.

Jesus Christ
07-14-2006, 10:42 AM
OK enough drama


07-14-2006, 10:54 PM
2-1 Unseen, lets see some votes

07-15-2006, 12:57 AM
i gotta agree with what most people are saying. not many punchlines. slippy had more, but i couldnt find a flow anywhere in there. maybe it was just me. erics verse was constructed better, although it lacked things you see in most battle raps. slippy was clever, but not enough to hold together the verse. erics verse was better all around.

flow - eric
wordplay - eric
creativity - slippy
vocabulary - eric
punches - slippy

vote for eric