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Unforgiven
06-26-2006, 06:30 PM
I threw my 26er through a bus shelter, dropped my buddies cellphone in the fire the same night and got it out before it blew up....you?

stak84
06-26-2006, 06:30 PM
juvenile, you should be neutered

VernakuLa
06-26-2006, 06:35 PM
smoked wed rite by a cop

Unforgiven
06-26-2006, 06:35 PM
I'll make sure next time I'm in the yay area to throw it through your window....

MsRzaRecTaH
06-26-2006, 07:44 PM
i gotten drunk but never that drunk to do anything stupid.
I read lu's thread. ... he be doing retarded shit

VernakuLa
06-26-2006, 07:55 PM
psh, dats a lie, we all do stupid shit, some1 is hiding somethin

PuNcH_iN_PuNcH_OuT
06-26-2006, 07:58 PM
head butted some guy then got punched in the eye

morgan
06-26-2006, 08:13 PM
fucked my cousin ;) beat that

Sicka than aidZ
06-26-2006, 08:13 PM
alotta shit, im lucky to be alive

mashqauck
06-26-2006, 08:37 PM
sucked a penis once

and i've only been drunk once

you can see why

Sicka than aidZ
06-27-2006, 01:44 AM
sucked a penis once

and i've only been drunk once

you can see why
You've only drinkin once?

Sicka than aidZ
06-27-2006, 01:45 AM
:z

Drunken_Dragon_Fist
06-27-2006, 01:46 AM
picked a fight with a spoon, broke my ankle,walked through a fire

Its Big Lu baby
06-27-2006, 02:28 AM
nah i dont do that much stupid shit... only when i blackout n shit thats like random i only do that like once every two months or something


well theres a lota shit ive done drunk

one time i got so fucked up i passed out in the lawn of my homeboys crib and they were fucked up too so they didnt even bother lookin to see where i was
so the next day i woke up sleeping sideways on the lawn with the sun beaming down on me i walked inside and everyone started laughing and im like wtf their like look in the mirror. half my face was red and tan from the son so was my left arm and my right side of face/right arm was white
ilooked retarted

and last weekend i took 50 shots of vodka in a time line of 1 hour... went to a club ordered a drink and my boy says he turns around and sees me just fly straight back off the chair.. no attempt to save myself... boom right into the dance floor he took me to the bathroom and i walked in the girls bathrroom i pissed all over the floor and passed out in there... finally he went lookin for me and carried me out the club on the way out i tackled the bouncer (not on purpose i was just fucked up and stumbled and happend to fly hard as hell in to him. suprisingly he was nice my friend says and all he did was laugh friend picks me up we go out side i fall in the middle of the road. homeboy drives me home gets me inside the crib throws me on the bed and dips and then apperantly i get up and piss in my closet(as my last thread said)
and well it sucked
lol i wish i could havfe seen myself fall from the stool n shit and tackle the bouncer shit sounds funny

Its Big Lu baby
06-27-2006, 02:32 AM
theres more... but i gota pass out school tomorrow
peace

Robert
06-27-2006, 02:51 AM
Most recently on thurs i drunk a Goon bag (thats 4 litres wine in a silver bag,for those that aint Australian) plus a couple of pints, needless to say i was pretty fucked,ended up getting booted from a pub,smacked one of my mates for no reason,yakked next to an atm,attempted to walk to ther toilet and ended up just walking on the spot........
pretty disgraceful

Tha Double-P
06-27-2006, 03:02 AM
took a piss in a photobooth at a cinema infront of all those goddamn people.

hazidus hitman
06-27-2006, 04:57 AM
too much to list.
like the time i fucked this realy fat chick in a sandpit, then the same night got my dick sucked by her friend.

Da Dishonourable Don
06-27-2006, 05:13 AM
I think it was that time I sold your kids to Micheal Jackson, just fuckin with you, I once got head from a moosely bitch, she was like 350lbs, 6'2, she just finished sucking 2 of my boys dicks and swallowed their load, then stupid of me, I put my dick in her mouth, made her suck my shit until I realized, "this bitch just downed 2 loads and my dick's in her mouth", so I took my shit out and ran to a pizza shop bathroom and scrubbed my shit for like half an hour, I don't know, shit was grimy still!

JASPER
06-27-2006, 06:27 AM
Taken advantage of a drunk 14 year old Filipino boy...

hazidus hitman
06-27-2006, 06:30 AM
Taken advantage of a drunk 14 year old Filipino boy...
you need the firing squad

Unforgiven
06-27-2006, 04:53 PM
Taken advantage of a drunk 14 year old Filipino boy...

Sounds like Jefferey Dahlmer....

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 04:59 PM
Proposed To A Stripper