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CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 01:44 PM
I Need To Unlease Some Of My Insanity, I'm Really Dragging Today

Will Somebody Claw The Hell Out Of My Back Until It Bleeds?

Strange Fruit
06-27-2006, 01:45 PM
ooooooh me first me first!

Razorsharp
06-27-2006, 01:48 PM
http://www.faluninfo.net/pictures/FDI_Press/2003-7-11-Fengxia_bruised_back.jpg

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 01:48 PM
Fellaz Are Welcomed As Well, Don't Be Ashamed If You Don't Clip Your Nails Often Enough

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 01:52 PM
Sink Your Teeth Deep Into My Neck. My Areteries Taste Like Twizzlers Liquorish

Strange Fruit
06-27-2006, 01:54 PM
i like Twizzlers. those are nice.

do your arms taste like Pop Tarts?

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 01:55 PM
*marv Alberts Voice*


Yes!! And The Foul! Shawn Marion.... With....the Facial!

Strange Fruit
06-27-2006, 01:57 PM
oooh snap!

when do i begin?

Razorsharp
06-27-2006, 01:57 PM
^^^ LMAO LMAO LMAO

*Bill Walton comes outta nowhere*

"Throw It Down Big Man, Throw It DOWN!!!"

*btw, i hate Bill Walton*

lmao

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 01:58 PM
My Arms Taste Like Bob Ross' Ink, For They Are Tatted Up.


*steve Wonders*

Razorsharp
06-27-2006, 02:01 PM
my arms taste like ...hmmm *licks arm*

*carne asada!!!!* yumma!!! *chews arm off like Rza*

*this is typed with one hand now*

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 02:05 PM
I Want To Bite Off A Chunk Of Jamaican Hoochie's Butt Cheek And Spread It On Coca Bread

Razorsharp
06-27-2006, 02:06 PM
YUMMA!!! :lmao:

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 02:11 PM
Where's Urban Angel? I Want To Run Trizz On Her And Show Her What Urban's All About

Razorsharp
06-27-2006, 02:12 PM
she'll probably be on in a bit... she is so chexxy!!! thuper!!! :lmao:

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 02:21 PM
I'll Have The Entire Know-the-ledge Participants Take Turns On Her, Then I'll Have Queen Rizzy And Aqua Moonstruck Provide Each Other Fellacio While Reading Thug Poetry, While Drinking Thug Passion, While Playing Nas' Thug Mansion

Razorsharp
06-27-2006, 02:23 PM
:lmao:

every man's fantasy

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 02:25 PM
The Wheels On The Bus Go 'round And 'round

'round & 'round


'round & Round

Razorsharp
06-27-2006, 02:27 PM
the gats from tha gangsta's shoot

pound for pound

pound for pound

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 02:31 PM
This Bitch That I Porked Screamed Loud & Loud



Loud & Loud



Loud & Loud

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-27-2006, 02:32 PM
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h274/forgiveXkari/My%20Photography/puppy.jpg

Razorsharp
06-27-2006, 02:33 PM
big ben's banners make the page scroll

slow and slow

slow and slow!!!

36chambers
06-27-2006, 02:35 PM
I Need To Unlease Some Of My Insanity, I'm Really Dragging Today

Will Somebody Claw The Hell Out Of My Back Until It Bleeds?

Go have a wank.

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 02:37 PM
Somebody's Playing The Dawson's Creek Theme Song On The Radio

Razorsharp
06-27-2006, 02:37 PM
:lmao:

he's at work 36 chambers!!! lmao

Naughty Office!!! damn i gotta find that shit again, if Marauder is gonna be on it, with a centerfold ...:lmao:

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 02:40 PM
Go have a wank.


YOU BUCK TOOTHED BRIT, I'LL HAVE TEA PROHIBITED THERE FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY THE MAN-CHESTERS

Razorsharp
06-27-2006, 02:42 PM
MAN-chest hairs!!! lmao

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-27-2006, 02:43 PM
This thread is

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a73/R12291/Fight%20Night%20and%20Spring%20Break/100_0809.jpg

Razorsharp
06-27-2006, 02:45 PM
Cheez-It's are maaaaad wiicked, those are cheesy crack rocks in cracker form...lmao

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 02:48 PM
One Of Big Ben's Latest Poems:


Flashes Of Past Circumcisions
With Gloomy And Ugly Visions
The Government Is Polluting Our Sewers
Hostile Winds Give Us Tumors
Cease Your Maldiagnosis
For My Words Are Nothing Less Than The Prognosis
Cherish Your Vows
Twinkle Toed Angels Playing Harps In The Clouds

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-27-2006, 02:53 PM
One Of Big Ben's Latest Poems:


Flashes Of Past Circumcisions
With Gloomy And Ugly Visions
The Government Is Polluting Our Sewers
Hostile Winds Give Us Tumors
Cease Your Maldiagnosis
For My Words Are Nothing Less Than The Prognosis
Cherish Your Vows
Twinkle Toed Angels Playing Harps In The Clouds
Please I didn't write that U MAD?
My shit is deeper than that bull...



Umbilical cords torn born into a world of murder,
the systematic killing of children & culture is ordered,
Kids awarded medals for going out like tin soldiers,
Morgues fuel & feed the Soul scorching Steam Boilers,
bodies turned to coal slowly burn & smolder,
emit an orange glow with foul, toxic smoke & odor,
so pungent it attracts vile vermin & vultures…

“We tip toe around death, disease, & borders,
read the fine print on laws designed & coded,
an obsolete system outdated, old & corroded,
watch as the software database is overloaded…“

Witness the Cirque De Solie contortionist performance,
conducted by corporate, elite, & political assortments,
media moguls Donkeys & Elephants consorted,
to reveal what info “They” need to be quoted,
the media Clowns spins what “They” reported,
meeting of like minds confide arranged & supported…

Taxes, Commandments & Amendments appealed then re-worded,
civil rights changed in abundance, our freedoms absconded,
a kin to viewing haunted pictures of the grotesque & morbid,
faces & bodies of car crash victims twisted & contorted,
we’re constantly digging in our pockets increasingly shorted,
necessities needed but the poor can’t really afford it,
household bills and inflation equals government extortion,
high prices crystallized and snorted, hope and faith is thwarted,

“We tip toe around death, disease, & borders,
read the fine print on laws designed & coded,
an obsolete system outdated, old & corroded,
watch as the software database is overloaded…“

The windows to the soul are shattered & boarded,
weight shouldered on the poor class, see it, behold it,
education standards lowered, the youth only ignore it,
families in denial like teen-pregnancy babies aborted,
surrounding environment described as violent & sordid,
Once mob mentality mayhem erupts who’s gonna control it?
origami characters easily manipulated, discarded & folded,
designed into mindless drones, mentally massaged & molded,

Satellites stream snowy screen white noise to consult us,
additives, preservatives, & ingredients bleached slowly destroy us,
chemicals absorbed-in, Hate jailed and sorted, fertile earth erosion,
the stench of cigarettes, crack, gun powder and urine,
the sight of inflicted addicts gauntly looks of disorder,
and agitated alcoholic aggression a daily occurrence,
gun shots, side shows, & sirens, a routine disturbance,

“The tears of mourners and their fears of street corners,
the beers intoxicate and lower fears on street corners,
our peers complicate and steer pressure until cornered,
death smeared and coated on lives reared on street corners…”

Community, common sense, and family values avoided,
invite a slew of bad situations & poor choices,
screaming mad & sobbing sad voices,
while victims collect damaged mildewed moistness,
“capital mold” spreading unabated on front porches,
don’t be seduced by these sour slick suggestive sources,
Never allow these confining systems to house & horde us…
We’re too Strong & Abundant to be exploited any further…

“The tears of mourners and their fears of street corners,
the beers intoxicate and lower fears on street corners,
our peers complicate and steer pressure until cornered,
death smeared and coated on lives reared on street corners…”

Gawd
06-27-2006, 02:54 PM
BigBens poem made me take a huge dump........damn thems are some powerfull words.

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-27-2006, 02:57 PM
BigBens poem made me take a huge dump........damn thems are some powerfull words.

Its like Colon Clense helps you get rid of the shit that sticks to ya ribs!!

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-27-2006, 03:05 PM
mind of matter,
nines point they scatter,
vines growing covering the ladder,
fish heads battered,
then fried lightly,
breaded confusion with in the third eye,
innoculations pin point the pituatary,
flying over like birds eyes,
words bring nutrients call it rye,
octopus ink in ya eye clouded cumulus design,
duplicate and confine metamorphisis of a mind,
turned from thinker into masses of the deaf dumb and blind,
problem reaction and solution,
crime distributions,
life and death fusion,
drakonian illusions,
illuminate to elliminate individual conclusions,
who are you fooling??
who have you ruined???
time is ticking keep moving!!!!

MARAUDER1 WHAT?

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 03:09 PM
protons + neutrons = electrons
this does not mean much to The Don
dial up the phone and get my man Ron
and bag some hoes with our magic wand

Strange Fruit
06-27-2006, 03:09 PM
i like marauder's better.














nah just playin. ben,,, cant remember the last time i read your work.
i think it was before the site crashed.

goddamn.

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 03:14 PM
Let's Go Ben. Let's Throw On Some Tights And A Tutu And Hit Up A Club And Wow Women With Our Poetic Justice

Phenomonal Man

The Hairs On My Balls
My Pness Standing Tall
The Hemroids In My Rectum
Displaying A Beautiful Spectrum

Phenemonal Man
That I Am
Phenomonal Man

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-27-2006, 03:20 PM
OMG you are a

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b296/circlejerkit/crap/thatsnuts.jpg

Gawd
06-27-2006, 03:23 PM
OMG you are a

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b296/circlejerkit/crap/thatsnuts.jpg

A dick wearing a chefs hat?

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 03:25 PM
Little Ghost
Little Ghost
Could You Scare Me Up The Most
Would You Scare Me Up A Little Bit Of Looooooooooove

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-27-2006, 03:25 PM
A dick wearing a chefs hat?
Exactly, he is cooking

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-27-2006, 03:30 PM
Little Ghost
Little Ghost
Could You Scare Me Up The Most
Would You Scare Me Up A Little Bit Of Looooooooooove

keep this in the mix silly rabbits get hit for succumbing to the trix get chopped like eunics I'll stop ya movement or migration wilder beast I'm a Gator in waiting death ya facing like cheetah's I'm chasing.. friction cant stop my inertia when my mind made up I'm gonna hurt ya leaving ya brittle like hard candy I know stupid bitches cant stand me!! cuz they have no feet to stand on seperated by my cannon I paint with the vividness like Krylon spraying for days I'll toxify lungs breathing in my haze and decapitate sons who try and flip my trade..call me Ace cuz I start and finish when i'm on deck Queens Jacks and Kings feel it let me tip ya cup I wont spill it cuz there nothing more idiotic and moronic then letting things go to waste...while their filling our foundation with garbage get going or get parted in place

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 03:31 PM
Aye Ben...you Got Me All Wet Here, Son...

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-27-2006, 03:50 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i207/lyns1909/100_0629.jpg

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 03:53 PM
Come On Now... Don't Put Me In No Tj Max Dress

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-27-2006, 03:57 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i207/lyns1909/100_0021.jpg

Sicka than aidZ
06-27-2006, 04:26 PM
yo, leave everything to me in your will marauder. Ill assassinate any of u muthafuckaz for the right amount of cream

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 04:30 PM
I Got Worms.....

BRASSKNUCKLED PAI MEI
06-27-2006, 04:34 PM
http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f391/jahmilah/acne.jpg

Sicka than aidZ
06-27-2006, 04:36 PM
i was eatin dog

Locust
06-27-2006, 04:37 PM
i was eating cat

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 04:38 PM
See? That's What Happens When You Chomp On Shyheimchicas Cookie Jar

Oztradamus
06-27-2006, 05:18 PM
Ayo, Marauder... Are you one of them "emo" kids?

CherChezLaMarauder
06-27-2006, 05:21 PM
I'm Just A Ghetto Hoodrat Trying To Fit In With Pop Culture

JASPER
06-27-2006, 05:24 PM
http://www.balticmill.com/images/mmImages/exhibition/ChihoAoshima/ChihoNoKeyLine48.jpg

CherChezLaMarauder
06-28-2006, 10:07 AM
Don't Mind Me People. I'll Just Spin In Circles Here By My Lonely. I'll Start Off The Morning With A Little Prayer:


Dear God,

Make Everyone Die


Amen

CherChezLaMarauder
06-28-2006, 10:19 AM
America, Please Do Not Waste My Cell Phone Minutes Whining About Your Relationship Problems. Look At The Bright Side, At Least You're Getting Laid

CherChezLaMarauder
06-28-2006, 10:27 AM
They Should Make A Mergengue Song:


Porqueria. Joder. Porqueria. Joder. Porqueria. Joder

Ey
Ey
Ey
Ey

Porqueria. Joder. Porqueria. Joder. Porqueria. Joder


Ey
Ey
Ey
Ey

JASPER
06-28-2006, 10:28 AM
http://www.ljplus.ru/img/o/l/olchenok/bred.JPG

CherChezLaMarauder
06-28-2006, 10:30 AM
Omg.. It's The Chicks At Accounts Payable!!!

JASPER
06-28-2006, 10:34 AM
http://images.faces.md/ui/40/40431/222773.jpg

CherChezLaMarauder
06-28-2006, 10:36 AM
Niiiiiiiiiiice. I Love Gothic Chicks. They Never Give Me A Chance =*(

Do I Have To Sport Some Fangs And Makeup To Get Their Attention?

JASPER
06-28-2006, 10:37 AM
What makes you say she's gothic?

CherChezLaMarauder
06-28-2006, 10:39 AM
Well...her Eyes...but Then Again, Her Nails Aren't Painted...so I May Be Off....

That's Besides The Point You Freak!!

JASPER
06-28-2006, 10:43 AM
There's nothing gothic about dark lashes. I wish those Russian mail order brides would all look like her... Reminds me of this Beavis and Butthead episode.

CherChezLaMarauder
06-28-2006, 10:51 AM
Those Are Beyond Dark Lashes. And She's Looking Like Elvira... I'll "wife" Her Up And Hold Her Hand In Public On Some Tabboo Creep Shit


Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

JASPER
06-28-2006, 10:55 AM
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b225/wayama/ex.jpg

CherChezLaMarauder
06-29-2006, 11:11 AM
Good Lordy, Whodie. What Would I Do Without This Thread. I'd Kick My Pc In Attempting To Speed Up The Server. My Eyes Are Still Diluted From Saturday. I Feel Like Puffy

CherChezLaMarauder
06-29-2006, 11:26 AM
Manhunt 123123123123123123123123


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